/ausnz/ + /balt/

rate my gf

wasn't that kim jon un tho

is that the witch that bakes children lost in the woods in the oven? sure looks disgusting enough to be her

putin was lost too for a while

no, that was me
sorry

thanks

>Hey (You) did you just talk shit about Lithuania?
>You want to have problems?
What do?

ᶫᵉᶫ

Bully him until he kills himself.

bit his finger off

NO ONE POINTS A FINGER TOWARDS ME YOU FUCKKK!!!!11

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>Vytautas Šapranauskas (19 April 1958 – 18 April 2013) was a Lithuanian comedy and drama actor of theatre and cinema

>He committed suicide just before his 55th birthday. Before committing suicide he texted several friends about his intentions, but nobody believed him, knowing him as a comedian.

lol

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First Latvian ITT

he was cringy as fuck but people suddenly like him, really makes you think (about the merits of suicide)

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你好,我的兄弟拉脱维亚

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autism

art

I don't speech corean

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animals grazing on the lawn

youtube.com/watch?v=YnDzttF9dig

youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
animals eating mud

wew, i am listening it right now, but the one with voice memes

Shooting reported in some elementary school in USA

I heard he is shooting at a tenth grade level
Such a smart boy

Some believe he also intended to colonize Australia, which had at that time been discovered and claimed by the Dutch whom he was at war with. He supposedly had the blessing of Pope Innocent X. However, the pope soon died, and the new pope was unwilling to support the plan.

small reminder that the papacy and the dutch kept Latvians from colonizing Australia

holy shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Romanov
>ethnicity
>lithuanian

lithuanians really did rule the slavs, wtf

time.com/4510849/pepe-the-frog-adl-hate-symbol/
please stop this hate speech

did you think that the lithuanians ruled the slavs was a meme you uneducated swine?

>we extinguished a Lithuanian imperial dynasty

what have we done

I thought time reported on actual news not fluff like this

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removed some of the vermin that blights this world

we wuz kings n shiet

t. ivan ivanov

He also got dubs. Bow before your masters, hohols and poles

Still brings a smile to my face, like how one news said one post had the Grinch in a mask holding a gun.

I have this old green funky looking bottle of booze in my cabinet from 1982 and it says it's 85%. True soviet liquor. If i drink it will i die?

probably not but it will rape your throat

Nah. It's all good

It would be extremely painful

do it for /balt/

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>85%
dear god have mercy on his soul
that must taste disgusting as fuck

use this next time senpai

thoughts?

tbqh i already drank some of that. Holy hell is it fucking nasty. Burns in my throat and tastes like battery acid. At first i didnt feel much but then it hit me like a brick wall. Atm im feeling moderately drunk and it has been 30 minutes. My stomach and throat hurt and my pee is dark yellow and i experience mild pain while urinating.

will i die?

rip

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nah, that's just the symptoms of metamorphosis
by the morning you'll have become full pidorashka

I think it's left over from my father who died 4 years ago. What kind of a motherfucker do you need to be to fucking unironically drink this? Wjy the hell does alchohol this strong ev
en rxist?

If you don't want to get drunk fast you should drink a little bit of olive oil beforehand

too late it is a litre bottle and im taking shots until i either die or become immune to slavic posion. if i die i sont need to deal with my problems so is all goood

i hope you od on it and call the ambulance and they cut your balls off

>another mass shooting in elementary school

USA USA USA

Lithuania?

heil hitler

Some innocent people died today because of some asocial leech. How can you joke about this, Lithuania?

no joke its harf to type and im really getti g fucking drunk. i puked already while tring to jug it and it felt even worse coning up.

i think i might stop and use vodka to make it easier to swallov

Americans are not people, neither are you.

looks like you have lithuanian ancestry m8

Why so evil

what no i live in village in estoniaa

tomorrow im jumping off the bridge in Wilnius, check delfi

FALSE FLAG
A
L
S
E

F
L
A
G

do a flip

do a flip

>caring about people that I don't know
kek
I have no empathy

my ansestefs aree lived in Estonia since 1650. pure estonia genes.

it is real hard to type

small but important reminder: Latvians and Estonians are one people

do something noticeable they won't write about some random faggot jumping off a bridge

idk

My coworker's son jumped off a a bridge. He survived

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its gonna be remarkable, i just want to die ant get an article

I only have one side t.bh
the psychopath

yhen how we speak diferent language u cant ecplain that im going to sleep now enoug kf this discgusting liqur bye if i wake up dead ill call you beyoned grave

bomb LSDP headquarters

When are you planning to jump and on what bridge I want to come and see.

you probably won't be worth written about lol

not really a fan of how much the man looks like me or how the woman looks like me mum tbqh lads

nobody gonna write about you
you need to go bigger than this

this. Think of the keks

Pshh nothing personel

thanks

checked, nothing personal :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Made that Australian lemon pudding I promised to make. Opinions?

>LSDP fan boy

kys

i'm betting it's one of those 'tastes better than it looks' kind of things

Blame a cartoon frog

Why don't Americans have fences? Those two cute chairs would probably get stolen by bydlo if someone did something like this here

Gay fork xD

or on Butkevicius

looks good

youtube.com/watch?v=lVx22m0Ei5I

Write a note mentioning black bird in a hat and a sad green frog.

>supporting LSDP
Kys, commie

>3 point fork
the fuck?

paminėk "mėmus"

Tastes light and floofy, has a pudding texture, is crispy on the bottom and has a slight bitter undertone. I quite like it, good with tea on the side.

>drinking tea and eating pudding with death metal playing in the background
Feels hardcore, dude. I should put on my lolita dress for maximum effect.

thank

u too

Uncultured swine, as expected of a Lithuanian.

They have guns, commie

>didn't actually report him
>people think I did
Thanks for the (You)s

kid sized/dessert forks, I guess
still have a couple lying around myself
spoons too

>he thinks that people actually thought that he reported him

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my ears hurt

fucking faggot lmao

autism
good post
bad post

fack off with your post ratings
you have no right to do this

šaunūs skaitmenys, žmogau

dėkui
jau antra karta šiandien gaunu 555 :)

Got (kind of) drunk for the first time in my life last night, the Jäger/Redbull combo worked on me better than I expected it to. Danced with a cute girl, got a foot massage from a girl, gave a neck massage to a girl, accidentally massaged said girl's tit. Good night all in all, I accept your namecalling.
I also accidentally revealed power level to course mates by ranting about kikes and globalism all night.

gyvenimo tikslai :)

>being a closeted fag about nationalism
>Jagger/energy drink combo
FAG

I'm going to bed because I have many lectures tomorrow, goodnight people.

Nationalism =/= ranting about yids and globalism literally the whole night, my dude.
P-pls, it was given to me by a tall qt.

I am awoken

And your thoughts?

WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE

hello

i love you

Pet frogs are totally adorable

V4 is dying

Come say your respects opálenci

>V4 is dying
good

magyar cigany

heh heh heh

off to bed
I hope I'm gonna have an awesome dream

youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

see ya

youtube.com/watch?v=gcc6Sgo4GKc

are you outspoken?

how do i deal with the fuck that i'm worthless
inb4 kill self

kill self

Is anything else worth something?

that's a good point

hmmmmmmmmm

lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=4OkEOP10HCk

How wide is the target. Police don't need to be marksmen

you completely missed the obvious. check the colors xDDD

our classic lullaby. the song starts at ~1:11

not quite sure about the video tho. seems horrid :DD

youtube.com/watch?v=8kJL0FkYKmc

I CAAAAN'T BELIEEEEEEVE
WHAT I DID FOR LOOOOOOVE

пpивeт мyжчин

youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c
russians have the best lullabies

wtf lad this sounds like the nightmere of elm street is coming around. good my ass, more like 'here take this axe, the psychos are coming'

It sounds super comfy.
But ruskies made the worst child animations (just look at those damn things, who in the world would want to show those monstrosities to children? ruskies...), even watching these videos gives me my PTSD flashbacks...

my lullaby was this btw. it's not really a lullaby, but sung by a female voice it's rather beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjW7qdCrqA

holy shit my eardrum is torn

Are you a literal cuck irl?

Spoiler alert: yes you are you cuck

yeah so.. this song is about the sandman and a bunch of horny bitches want him to lower his standards and ... well you know, not like the video isn't suggestive at all.

for you non-virgins pay close attention ~1:40 till ~1:44.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bf8ltRwFsnY

>no lolis
dropped

is this a lullaby thread?
youtu.be/LQYZ1taDp9w

youtube.com/watch?v=t7vTAAhm0Xw

no it was a ugly and horrifying soviet animation thread
not sure why people started posting lullabies

youtube.com/watch?v=6-zBtjYGqdc

Is this about the nightman?

>the nightman
the guy who levitates into your room, pours sand in your eyes so you would sleep, yes

Would you drive an hour and a half each way for a first date with a fairly basic bitch you're pretty sure won't fuck you this time, but probably will the second time?

I think you're confusing real life with a powerpuff girls episode.

yes
also how do you fuck girls when you meet them
do you just ask "want to fuck"?

Pic related

Thoughts?

yes

she looks like she's got an ugly jew nose 2bh
also charge your fucking phone

ya

leave the asians to me

Tinder bro.

We were chatting for a while but she was kinda flaky, then I got blind drunk and this happened.

I thought it was on tonight, but she said she can only hang out for a few hours. Best case scenario I can get her back here, I got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

go get her tiger

Myliu 2D anime mergaites

nah, I have a boyfriend in merrika

youtube.com/watch?v=XWu9kF5QkQU

What will eesti do if the russians rebel

Why is lithuania's flag the only european that resembles african flags?

european flag*

I'd fight for you eesti :)

What kind of fighters do you guys use?

We have the whitest genes in Europe other than that I wouldn't mind changing the flag to Vytis

wew that was some hard memeing by that aussie

suomen suo !!@@22222111@@!

okay i'm done. been drinking all nighht because I got thursday off.

I really REALLY like this image

Why are all the generals so gay?

the soldiers aren't any better :D

Do you have a bf? Wanna chat about our bfs? Xd

wanna fuck off and die you cockroach?

hehe you jelly you have no bf, bitch.

maybe i should rephrase: fuck off and die you cockroach!

hm I don't want to talk about my bf behind his back, but he can be a bit of a bitch sometimes

Phone is at 85%, thanks for the advice

Hello?

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Hello boat help helpper here

right. mate. lost me parents there so the least you could do is make it a bit funny eh? cuz what you just posted is pretty fucking lame.

Unzips katana
radionz.co.nz/news/national/311647/man-with-sword-threatens-politicians

mood killer...

Allahu Akbar
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3810962/Drunk-pro-cannabis-Auckland-mayoral-candidate-shouts-Allahu-akbar-debate.html

Average night at shadows

i am the one who krinks

Will Kaljulaid be next president of Estonia?

I will be

I want to fuck that rock.

hello friends I am back. are there any eesti grils who would like to be my gf?

I am here and I am square

Let's have some fun

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Really makes you think. Or doesn't if you are Lithuanian subhuman.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hahahahahaha!

What is this guy?
Where is his neck?

Hahahahahahahaha!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

hahahahaha

Thats my pal Georgie
Hes a turtle!

hahahahahahahaha

high energy posts chaps

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRING BACK TONE, WHEN DID MALCOM EVER ROCK THE FUCKING SPEEDIES???

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Jus piss in the bottle for MEEEE

You're the only subhuman here, I am very proud of being Lithuanian.

JUST PISS IN THE FUCKING BOTTLE MATE

You know how balts use Australian words/phrases like yeah nah, nah yeah, fuckn oath, sick cunt, etc, etc. We need some equality around these parts, teach us some baltic slang so we can return the cultural favour!

atšujies=fuck off
ej dirst= fuck off
aizver muti=shut up
maita=can be used as a slur
suns=dog (can be used as a slur)

need anything else

>suns
>ever used as an insult
Riga everyone

Insults in Lithuanian don't exist.

helo

what do funny glyph like š sound like

Eik šikt tu gaidy.

Thoughts?

>Go take a poop you rooster
Not really that insulting

hi

it sounds like sh

>2016-09-29-07-21-33.png
what's it like living in the future?

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oh so its like that retard language esperanto

no offense to the beautiful sound of latvian speech

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š = sh
č = ch
ā = aa
ē = ee

only for ğ dž i cant type it out how it sounds

yeah its similar to esperanto then

is ğ like a j sound by any chance?

Do you love England?

binkas bunkis binkis

Lies, tell us your secrets.

dž is J without the -ay at the end

yeah it sounds similar to the english pronounciation of j

Does England like me back

thank

also this

and our j sounds like ye

Jēkabs :DDD

yeah idk why we even have y

j :DDDD

All of our "insults" sound like insults from Disney movies

Čiulpk bybį, po to užsipisk

t. Cinderella

sūds uz kociņa xD.

Really?
Well that's a shame then.

>Lietuvių kalbininkai vieningai pripažįsta, kad "bybis" kilęs iš žodžio "bitė".

>be Australian
>your Latvian gf leaves you
what do?

have a sad cum

And yet it's still one of the most vulgar words you could use.

bitīt matos

you guys, seriously, how do I find an eesti gf? obv I don't want to actually set foot outside the USA so it needs to be done online.

pls help. srsly.

First step is buying some sturdy rope at the nearest hardware store.

yes, go on.

>be south australian
>get BLACKED

too bad I won't get any (you)s because they are still fucked

Then find a tall tree with sturdy branches. Can you climb trees? If not you might need a ladder.

What goes on in South Australia?

Other than state-wide power outages.

Nope, 2fat2climb a tree (obv). I can pick up a ladder and some rope tomorrow. What else do I need?

Too fat to climb a tree, then you are too fat for eesti.

fuck baltic subhuman pieces of shit

t. proud prussian

post yfw you realise a communist society is literally a copy of a small farming community

pls no bully

>thought flag would have made it obvious

;_;

Were you by any chance in boy scouts? Do you know how to tie s strong noose? You should probably check online just to be sure.

I hate you.

I wish I were a thin king.

Are we talking about ideal communism or totalitarian socialism as implemented in various states in the 20th century? Because the Soviets and the Chinese both managed to be completely tonedeaf to agricultural microeconomics

like this?

I think you've got it, buddy.

I'm not sure how that's going to get me an eesti gf but I'll give it a shot anyway tomorrow after I go to the hardware store.

Thanks friend!

Wait, what gf? I thought you just wanted to kill yourself.

o shit its picture day
how do I look?

sorry if

>how do I find an eesti gf?

wasn't clear m8 :(((

Exactly how I imagined you would look.

not very nice since that's not me because that guy is in prison but I am not
bit rude

sry

Why is this clown in prison?

helo

why is finland not baltic

>ideal communism

he joined isis

Times are changing lads. A bit spooky.

Yeah, sorry about that. "eesti gf" is actually code for "kill myself".

Latvia becoming a hotbed of Islamic Radicals.

He was a local, right?

yes he went to my school
I bullied him too

Germany should be offered the de facto political dominance over most Protestant and Catholic states located within Central and Eastern Europe. Kaliningrad oblast could be given back to Germany. The book uses the term a "Moscow-Berlin axis".[1]
France should be encouraged to form a "Franco-German bloc" with Germany. Both countries have a "firm anti-Atlanticist tradition".[1]
United Kingdom should be cut off from Europe.[1]
Finland should be absorbed into Russia. Southern Finland will be combined with the Republic of Karelia and northern Finland will be "donated to Murmansk Oblast".[1]
Estonia should be given to Germany's sphere of influence.[1]
Latvia and Lithuania should be given a "special status" in the Eurasian-Russian sphere.[1]
Poland should be granted a "special status" in the Eurasian sphere.[1]
Romania, Macedonia, "Serbian Bosnia" and Greece – "orthodox collectivist East" – will unite with the "Moscow the Third Rome" and reject the "rational-individualistic West".[1]
Ukraine should be annexed by Russia because "“Ukraine as a state has no geopolitical meaning, no particular cultural import or universal significance, no geographic uniqueness, no ethnic exclusiveness, its certain territorial ambitions represents an enormous danger for all of Eurasia and, without resolving the Ukrainian problem, it is in general senseless to speak about continental politics". Ukraine should not be allowed to remain independent, unless it is cordon sanitaire, which would be inadmissible.[1]

Russia needs to create "geopolitical shocks" within Turkey. These can be achieved by employing Kurds, Armenians and other minorities.[1]

Russia should use its special forces within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism. For instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics."[1]

Georgia should be dismembered. Abkhazia and "United Ossetia" (which includes Georgia's South Ossetia) will be incorporated into Russia. Georgia's independent policies are unacceptable.[1]

No he used "gaidy", which means "gaidyje". Therefore the correct translation would be "Take a shit in a rooster". Really fires up those synapses.

>looking at m3 e30s on carsales
>they start at $100k+

No way. Proofs?

Ne. "Gaidy" čia ne vietininkas. Mano pačio gramatikos žinios nekokios, bet čia kaip ir išimtis kažkokia, ar nebenaudojamas linksnis. Pasigūglink, aš irgi kažkada ieškojau.

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Tbh russians aren't all bad.

Russia is the devil

What the fuck?

lithuanians everyone

Chicken pie

I am a Russian btw.

ama

>say something nice about latvian citizens
>latvian complains
Why the self hate?

What I meant to point out is that there's no russian on the pack anymore.

Pinkie Pie :^)

Estonia isnt even """ baltic"""
T. South Estonian

hello, North Latvian

Hello :DDDDDDDD

Fuck off, China

Dyslexia?

Fuck off, Zirgagalva

idgi

>88
can't you get arrested for that in sweden

Never!

HELL SEGER

t.Klas "rätt ras annars gas" Lund

lol
Sweden is also bringing back conscription

Fuck off, gook

>niggers will be trained to use weapons and Swedish military infrastructure
Not good, lads

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Ye they see russia as a big threat and need to get a big army as soon as possible.
Nah, there is almost none of those shitters here in the army, do you think they even want to serve this country they're just leeching of it and the leftistidiots enjoy it.

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