/cum/

You mean let us fuck your women?

You can now put your ANTHEM in your tinder profile (powered by SPOTIFY)

I used this

youtube.com/watch?v=1mxEoA3G9Wg

Don't bring a fist to a gun fight, punk!

/vum/

Try me motherfucker

Did you shit your pant today, fatso?

jesus christ, what the fuck?

how can people have such poor taste

Normies lad
Dont even try to understand them

Chile con carne.

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ooop, wrong guy
chile con carne

hahahahah

the fuck is this

reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/54vr2q/user_requests_a_rating/
reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/54vkks/user_on_pol/

Anybody knows the movie?
youtube.com/watch?v=B9aiYqSRfCM

What the fuck Americans?

commando

*crosses fingers*
please be muslim
please be muslim
please be muslim

danke viejo

sup boys

At least its in a gun friendly state this time.

Funny no one even talks about the terrorist who killed 50 gay people just a couple months ago anymore. No one wants to hear about it.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

373333733337333373333733337333

this please

although a Muslim would go hard, like Omar mateen

par for the course man. our homicide numbers nationally look like we're in a civil war.

feast your eyes!

you are welcome
youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk

I'm downloading it

cool. I am trying to watch foreign films myself. Almost done with Pablo Escobar drama show from colombia.

What would you do?

>reddit.com/r/Cred Forums/comments/54vr2q/user_requests_a_rating/
>Being 12 on Cred Forums
>REEEE+50E (shortened for spam detection)

youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

Long Live the governator.

Had a dream where my cousin had a sex change and I fucked him. I remember it incredibly vividly too.

>Pablo Escobar drama show
I will never watch that show, I live in Sinaloa so I try to stay away as much as possible from narco related stuff, I'm not into it and I'm sick of it

Any Americans here? I wanna cuddle with you :3

Do you guys think you have unknowimgly been featured on /r/Cred Forums?

No Americans here

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Was he a qt?

>Cirnoposting

Not off to a good start TßH.

probably not there, but I have made oc that I spammed here a few years back show up on Reddit, and even last month a thread was made with it

Yes

I understand. I dont glorify him like the majority here who watch narcos. He was a cunt to everyone. I just watch el patron del mal because It is one of the few series I can watch for colombian spanish.

why are the hex receiver mosins sought after? just because it's something different?

What does it mean?
As a girl, yeah.

Yeah kinda strange that people are all hyped about that Narco show rn and people are living in absolute shit conditions just a country away exactly because of the stuff they're glorifying in the show.

Stay safe my friend, don't let the sicarios get you.

No, because I dont go to reddit.

i'll go back to the gym tomorrow

Is Kiko Mizuhara the most perfect result of racemixing ever created?

Imagining her flawless vaginer and anis literally makes me want to cry.

Are you dim?

heating up white cheese dip boys

>oh yesss

She's very pretty, for sure. I'm pretty sure she's got a blown out roastie tho, but a guy can dream.

She looks way too ayylium for my taste.

She's cute

>I'm pretty sure she's got a blown out roastie tho
NO

She looks like shit lad.

>Muslim flag

not surprised

>She looks like shit lad.
;-)

try harder next time
she is objectively good looking

looks kind of downy in the orbital bones

Good lad :D

Easy marketing to casuals. The hex receivers were all made before 1936; the people selling them want you to think this automatically equals superior to a late '30s/wartime rifle. Really doesn't mean shit by itself; you have to consider the other features/traits of the rifle.

H&K MP5 is the ONLY weapon you ever need.

AT 4 LYF

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ah ok

>not thoroughly inspecting the bore of the rifle

pretty easy to do considering all phones have flashlights now

my.mixtape.moe/cjtvby.webm

Really need some chapstick rn

must be the sickest rollercoaster ride ever

>Playboy features woman wearing hijab for the 1st time

>ywn live in Salem, MA

more like playboy is more desperate for relevancy than ever

Don't bring a gun to a policy debate, you paramilitary national security risk

Playboy doesn't even show naked chicks anymore lol
what a load of shite

I hate Toronto.

>tfw have to wait a half hour before I can take off the teeth whitening strips

In all editions?

i..i don't know...i just read an article a few months ago that Plaboy in the US doesn't show tiddies any longer.

I want to _____ the ______

Why?? You have Drake, Rogers Centre and the Jays, CN Tower, Anime North! Toronto is where its at, my friend.

>ywn never live in Boston

>you will always be American
Feels good

never liked that shit anyway
i remember reading those little comics with actual pictures and explicit sex, it was the first time i saw cody lane getting fucked. It was like the comic version of porn hub

Who says you can't? I, however, can never live in Britain

>Drake
But he's terrible?

>Rogers Centre and the Jays
Normiesports aren't really my thing, and I hate that the province and city spend so much of the taxpayer's dollars on them.

>CN Tower
Literally just another tower tourist trap. It's no different than the Skylon in Niagara, or the Stratosphere in Vegas, or the hundreds of others like it. The only draw is that it's big.

>Anime North
Anime and video games are "cool" now, and the panels are populated by whiny SJWs who have only watched Marvel movies and don't even know what anime is, and ten year olds who like Minecraft and COD. Not to mention the unwashed masses of literal neckbeards crowding up the one hall with any actual events left.

>I will never hear a boston accent

you sound like you are really fun at parties my dude

I am, just not Toronto.

Besides the hobos and shit weather what is the problem?

>not enjoying baseball

Sorry, I'm not Japanese.

we brought Baseball to nippon

its a white man's sport

>yes, I enjoy watching baseball

>having ADHD
>doesnt enjoy being comfy

Hey Canada I know you don't get a lot of praise but I gotta say your presidents speech yesterday about what swallowing a poz load tastes like was really eloquent and well delivered

Baseball is for Asians.

Football (American) is for Americans.

Football (European) is for Europeans, South Americans, and Africans.

Hockey is for Canada, Russia, and the other chilly countries.

I have not watched a complete inning of baseball since I went to a minor league game three years ago

Reminder that baseball is so boring finns had to make a faster and superior version

*dabs*

*hits fat blunt*

*dabs*

*whips*

*dabs*

*nae naes*

*dabs*

*hitler salute*

*dabs*

SKRT!

our national pastime is Baseball. While football is the most popular sport, Baseball has had a steady fanbase since even the turn of the 20th century

Drake isn't terrible

Post a good Drake song.

Why do people pronounce
Arkansas like ahrkansaw
when kasans is pronounced Kensass

>generation z is so disconnected from any shred of identity they listen to things like drake

>Kensass

football is vastly superior to baseball

yankees out

some people actually say are kansas

Känsäs

that makes way more sense. I've always said it like that, but I was worried that it would be wrong.

i measured my dick for the first time and its between 5.4 and 5.6 inches

perfectly normal

old football maybe

now its just endless ads and rules that practically forbid players from breathing on recievers or QB's without drawing penalties

Baseball is the patrician's sport

>perfectly normal

I like hockey

they're both indian words so the pronunciation has nothing to do with spelling, arkansas is an osage word (i'm from arkansas)

there's a town near me called solgohachia and it's pronounds sal-guh-ach-ee

>Texas

lel

>>>/Canada/

youtube.com/watch?v=NZ1dZhh0_RQ

>pro football
>not watching based FCS football

ISHSIDSHSGHSHSDHIYT

There's nothing wrong with hockey

well you shouldve said CFB then, fool

college football is to be assumed you puesdo-yankee

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They day niggers die is the day the world can find true peace and harmony.

>Cody Lane will never suffocate you with her tits
Aaaaaaah.........

You can still come over, bud. Salem is a tad bit overrated anyway.

dude im IRISH lmoa

Gotta find a Portuguese qt

Why are u so rude

8 inch master race

>big enough to satisfy
>don't have to worry about hurting her

>sit in classes
>see this

How would you react?

post moar dusky iberian skanks

>sit down on floor in science class
>take pic of girls feet

Deutschland

>tfw 5 and a half inchs

JUST

Not a big fan of so called "asian feet"

just broke my neighbor's alarm clock

now he'll be late for work tomorrow haha

"Deutschland"

>people uniroincally believe 9/11 was an inside job

and they call ME crazy. literally memes.

I bet some goatfuckers from Afghanistan lead by a man from an oil barony who did it.

There is a 100% chance all of them have AIDS.

3 buildings. 2 planes.

What if Jews were the real Egyptians all along and they wuz kangz?

Don't ruin my dreams

an apple and a banana

>mfw ~6" long and ~6" around

Literally average. How's your girth? That's the main thing at that size.

So now that trump is lost how are you yanks planning to stop immigration??

Obviouly the wall is done, and we will keep seding millions of poor mexicans per year.

Who were the real slaves in America? The blacks that were forced into labor or the white man who was chained to his property?

We need reparations

what

Nothing scientific and concrete has ever been brought to the table by the "inside job" camp. Just crackpot videos and steel beam memes (which have been debunked).
The official story, taken with a grain of salt, is far more plausible than some dumb ass shit about how Bush blew up his own towers for opium poppies. Literally only high school kids and the biggest of retards believe that shit. Being open minded to more evidence is one thing, but if somebody tells me they are firmly in the "inside job" camp I assume they are dumb as fuck.

rate my english
vocaroo.com/i/s1lxeeJ3DRTT

You mean indentured servants?
Fuck, I'd take singing songs and picking cotton in the sweltering heat over freezing my ass and shaking in the cold while I work a factory in deadly conditions while being watched by a bunch of puritans.

The white man relied on their slaves for everything, just like today we rely on our smartphones for everything. We were the slaves all along.

10/10

Anya is cute

I don't know what I expected

kek

> NatSoc works

wow

whoa...

You know back when /soc/ was created, maybe for the first three months or so, it was kind of a nice place. A small but steady group of somewhat relevant camwhores and a steady stream of QUALITY foot related content in the threads and various cam streams offered by those girls (I guess the sudden "legalization" of their attention whoring made them lose their shit for a while. It was fantastic.).
Now it's a complete shitfest but I guess you all knew that already.
Anyway, there were those Amazon gift threads and in the beginning they were fun as well, just send a rando some shit for 2$ and get a custom pic in return. (eventually they turned into complete shit as well, don't even think they're around any longer)

In the /asian girls/ thread there was this chick from New York who went by the moniker of "Artoo" for having posed in an R2D2 swimsuit when she first appeared (picture related, though not in said swimsuit). She eventually got herself an Amazon wishlist as well and I bought her a pair of in-ear monitors in exchange for a picture of the cable wrapped around her toes once it arrives. She delivered and the picture was so good. SO good. Unfortunately I seem to have lost the picture and the email account where I had the picture sent to has been compromised long ago so I can't even access it any more to restore it.

Sad things do happen but at least I have the sweet memory of it.

>tfw fucking boring weirdo

fuck off you mong

>unironically going to /soc/

avererage germong

there is more to life than asian feet

Could /soc/ have been saved if it stayed "Social" instead of becoming "Cams & Meetups"?

Best girl

pedos get out
most stylish and mature sister a best

Retard lovers

very unlikely

Cred Forums would have been saved if everyone posting there received a permaban, and this was done every 2 years.

post more lolis

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will I get stabbed if I go to boston

no thats more of a british thing
you get shot over here

Come to NYC
Weather is nice B)

hopefully

less likely than in baltimore

but probably

want to go to a yank city and just walk around and eat krispy kreme all day for 1 week

Can't decide who's worse at driving, women or Asians. This bitch almost hit me head on in a parking garage because she was going 50 mph in it and making sharp turns to each row

What about Asian women

a noble goal

search by crime rate lad

dont worry lad. Ill just stick to the centres and rich areas

boston sort of looks like britain though, so does the rest of MA

Is Hopeland still sleeping?

Whenever I try to phonepost some shitcunt on my provider has the IP banned for making low quality shitposts on Cred Forums.

time to start drinking

The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart is a TOP TIER band

>boob lumps

Why though. I'll never understand current year cartoons.

good shoegaze

entirety of canada should be banned for low quality shitposts desu

Boobs on cartoons is nothing new

They were better when Peggy Wang was still a member ofc

Western sjws

But they're far different than current year tits.

Just a reminder, English people are evil.

Why do the English trigger Americans so much?

youtube.com/watch?v=GTgAMx5K8nw

Do you think Hillary's urethra still hurts?
She basically got fucked in her pisshole by Trump at the debates.

i live in this boat

my mother just said she wonders if she did something wrong raising me

Tell her it's genetic.

But it's all about dat ass

>Anime picture

I'd say so

I think I have developed a liking for Asian girl feet

They're even doing the ass all weird

Not really, they both did shit. No one blew each other out

ENOUGH

youtube.com/watch?v=VUXLH9gCzgs

post beats, /cum/

>They're even doing the ass all weird
Maybe you need to look at it again

A 6 year old with a fat round ass is srs business

delete this

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ8mn5fS5_M

MC HOTDOG - I LOVE TAIWANESE GIRLS

Enjoy stripping off all your enamel. But hey at least the dentures you'll have in your late 30s will be nice and white right?

Did I get it right?

>tfw have a gf who is 4 foot 8

She's 29 too

> Fascism in any form
FAGGOT

Don't let me down Canada

Would it be considered tacky if I wore trench style boots

what DOES all dressed mean?

so what does All Dressed mean?

ou're gonna be considered a soldier wannabe.

Actually had those a couple days ago. You won't be disappointed, senpai.

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Nah, just wear your jeans down to your heels and you should be fine.
If someone asks say that tennis shoes wear out too fast.

I meant a wwi style trench boot

I figured most people would just think they looked like normal boots

Just don't walk around Roxbury or parts of Chinatown at night.

You won't regret it bud. I get them all the time when I see them

>America
Yes

Ok

whoa
buds
i just realized
country of immigrants has immigrants in it

I have a pair of doc martens that I wear like this
I just realized that it was was stupid question

What's going on in this thread?

put my neurons on overcharge

>stuck inside all fucking week because of all the reading I have to do

The wrong kind, amigo

>stuck inside all week because this weather fucking sucks

Nothing at all

Just ate a pub sub :)

>tfw no american cock to ravage my boipucci

bit gay

its supposed to be cooling down

Of course!

"In a dark room I can see you shining bright
you don't have to tell me twice, it's alright
in a dark room we can do just as we like
you're my sister, and this love is fucking right"

what did they mean by this

Why do they do it for free?

Britain looks so comfy

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deleting posts on an animeme forum is the only authority or power they have ever had or will ever have in their lives

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well now Im intrigued

Dubs streaks broken

A sense of duty and personal honor that transcends all compensation.

same

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I'm not autistic

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just retarded

>janitor fanclub

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>read 22 chapters by our next class
>oh but dont worry, theyre small chapters
>alright class, so thats chapters 1-22, its about 200 pages or so

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Isnt cana chan the janitor

What's it about

>he doesn't know how to speed read yet

thanks. a bit underwhelming, though

incidentally, is paprika a traditional Canadian spice?

The board volunteers proved an essential service to this site. Now I'm sure you're just some edgy shitposting child but once you get older you'll see how important it is to have unpaid volunteers enforce arbitrary rules for no compensation.

Augustine

nice digits fatso

checked

Th...Theodora?

No, its an American wetback chicano who is angered if you mock spics. His frijoles are 100% steamed.

>Sans salaire

You won't make janitor by brown-nosing bud.

I think my life is becoming an anime
I followed this qt fob chink home. She's so cute

youtube.com/watch?v=KoqyhrGtfOA

Hey guys, i need good hfo audios.

Pls help me out

CHECK 'EM

What does this mean

my life is becoming an anime too

its as if Welcome to NHK met Watamote

Mexicans anons, is Chavo Del Ocho very popular in Mexico just like in Brazil?

Are toll roads a thing in canada
Just had to listen to some tourist complain about paying tolls while I was in line at the gas station

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guys pls

fuck off lmm

autism

I only want hfo audios, good ones.

ill do you a favor if you help me out

verpiss dich aus meinem faden oder liefer hfo audios

I like him better desu

Its more popular.
Probably not with the youngest generation tho.

butts have been a focus of comedy in childrens cartoons for quite some time

El Chapulín Colorado too?

Can you die from shoving a hair brush up your ass?

Hopefully

try it and find out

Any one has good documentations about opium dens?

Also: does any one know some good hfo-audios?

Ill do you a favor if you contribute

Will Trudeau get re-elected?

I just made an enormous pot of pasta and sauce with 2.5 lbs of ground beef. Its all the food I have left until I get paid next friday, Wish me luck

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I dont think I could even make that last a week

not him, but in my experience, El Chapulin was slightly less famous. Just slightly.

I don't know, however, if El Chavo/Chapulin are currently more famous here than in Brazil, as I don't know just how popular they are in your country. They're not as famous as they used to be, that's for sure

forgive me father for I have sinned

Muslims mad that a white man did 9/11
Muslim cucks BTFO!

arroz