This is an average Wednesday in an Amerifat office

> This is an average Wednesday in an Amerifat office
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>when you have no choice but to fight, always send Tyrone first

But they say gun control doesn't work

>statistic shows that it's safer to eat at fast-food restaurant than to attend classes at school

...

only if they had some magic way to protect themselves that would even the odds with a shooter

hmmmmm

The similarity to those "WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN ATOMIC BOMB" videos from 60 years ago is uncanny.

>tfw America is only place not leaving your house makes sense.

my school had six bomb threats in one year, and I missed all of them by skipping school to watch animu in my room.

>my school had six bomb threats in one year

Jesus christ

LUST FOR LIFE

Here puples make such thing when it need to miss exam. I remember 3 - 4 times in Minsk. Btw police traces them rathe quickly

>realize you didn't study for your exam
>send a bomb threat to get the school shut down and delay the exam

Devilish

>tfw 2 smart for bomb threats

my school had a fuckload of bomb threats too and every single time it was made because people got out of class. Two of the people ended up being caught and thrown in jail

The guy in this video obviously missed this no guns allowed sign. It's the businesses fault for not making it bigger, and easier to see.

Do other countries have lock down drills in their schools?

I never had a lockdown drill at my school

The camera filter/narrator/music made me think this was some sort of comedy satire

>girls in class call police and say im going to shoot up the school
>they post screenshots of a facebook post they made of me
>police take me out of class
>questioned for awhile while they show me facebook posts
>point out that the picture of me is from far away and that I dont even have facebook
>several others confirm
>end up eating lunch with the police
>one of the girls admit to it just being a prank
>mfw i didnt even get shot for a whole day

>it just being a prank
Did you sue her?

>This is an average Friday in a Japanese office

wtf I love japan even more now

>sueing over a prank
The judge would literally tell me that its just a prank bro. Russians really are back water people if they think you can sue over a prank

We have fire drills.

joke

head

when a german gets a joke and you don't

you know you've fucked up badly

What the fuck is a lockdown drill

this >now I see why those girls harassed you, Mr. Assburgers

Teacher does what the "Hide" part in the video shows.

>tells kids to huddle in a specific corner
>locks room
>closes any windows/curtains
>turns off the light
>remain silent
>teacher+chosen student block any entrances by making barricades with furniture if needed
>teacher either stands near students or is near barricade

I've had this happen once in my highschool due to a bank robbery nearby for precautions.

No one was taking it seriously and we heard the constant PFFFTTTs/Jokes from everyone.

>average Wednesday
I thought this was going to be a Hump Day post :/

honestly not surprised this is a thing tbqh

Yeah, that's kinda what happens post-Columbine 2bh.

tfw you call a bomb threat but you get a call from muhammed telling you not to go to school today

This is why they pranked you

When did Riddick lose his knives?

I had a fire drill in primary school and one in high school and one in college. Every time it was just walking outside and standing in the cold for 15 minutes and then going back.

yeah we had them. I'm from cali and i went to school in the mid 90's and early 00's.

basically the stuff in OP vid, preparing to >get shot

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Remember....No Russian

kek i grew up in a shitty neighborhood and we had these yearly. also had shelter in place drills a lot because we were right behind a chemical plant or something.