Quick, tell me what you know about Kansas

Google fiber
University of Kansas
Flat
Wichita

Known for aerospace industry especially Wichita

t. have visited Wichita

Mysterious American logic.

There's a Kansas City, Kansas and a Kansas City, Missouri

Why are Brits so shit at geography and general knowledge of anything that happens out of their shithole of a country?

>Kansas city is in Missouri
Actually... There are two.

united states of tara
john brown
das it.

>russian mothers dont eat the dad shortly after giving birth

really makes u think

We made the maps you ungrateful greasy spic fuck. What have Spaniards ever done besides getting wrecked by us?

It's called Kansas
Kansas has 6 letters in it.
a and s are repeated twice in the name
It doesn't have Kansas City
It's flag is shit tier
Tornadoes
Wizard of Oz
Right above Oklahoma

never seen this flag before, is it rare?

>What have Spaniards ever done besides getting wrecked by us?

Gave us qt grils :3

I believe its know as the red, white and blue

I am from Kansas. Ask me anything

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Now I see. Are there any advantages to live in such city, like different state taxes or something?

How far has your dog made it?

>Jeepers Creepers was filmed in Dunnellon, Florida in the summer of 2000

Is it depressing ?

why did you let missouri have KC?

Kansas Listeni/ˈkænzəs/ is a U.S. state located in the Midwestern United States.[9] Its capital is Topeka and its largest city Wichita. Kansas is named after the Kansa Native American tribe, which inhabited the area.[10] The tribe's name (natively kką:ze) is often said to mean "people of the wind" or "people of the south wind", although this was probably not the term's original meaning.[11][12] For thousands of years, what is now Kansas was home to numerous and diverse Native American tribes. Tribes in the eastern part of the state generally lived in villages along the river valleys. Tribes in the western part of the state were semi-nomadic and hunted large herds of bison.

Kansas was first settled by European Americans in the 1830s, but the pace of settlement accelerated in the 1850s, in the midst of political wars over the slavery issue. When it was officially opened to settlement by the U.S. government in 1854, abolitionist Free-Staters from New England and pro-slavery settlers from neighboring Missouri rushed to the territory to determine whether Kansas would become a free state or a slave state. Thus, the area was a hotbed of violence and chaos in its early days as these forces collided, and was known as Bleeding Kansas. The abolitionists eventually prevailed, and on January 29, 1861,[13][14] Kansas entered the Union as a free state. After the Civil War, the population of Kansas grew rapidly when waves of immigrants turned the prairie into farmland.

t. Kansas Pro

It's so different states, so I imagine the tax rates are different.

Though they eat the dad shortly after divorce.

Well, at least Kansas isn't full of killer monsters then.

Florida, what a shithole!

>different state taxes
Oh, yeah. Big Money works downtown in KC, MO and lives in Olathe, Overland Park, Lenexa (et al) KS.

Did you get to see the turd museum? The tour is half an hour long but it's worth the dollar.

No :(

PK that's not even rare

>tfw there's a thread about my state
feels good

Wizard of Oz or something?

hes almost 13 if thats what you mean
most people either live or work in both cities, theres no bad blood or malice between us
about as depressing as the average midlands city
do you have relatives? there is a shitload of jews here

>no bad blood or malice between us
Not since Bleeding Kansas, anyway.
>t. Border Ruffian

overland park here. where you at senpai?

literally Superman

Saskatchewan of America

Big, flat, and completely irrelevant. Also wheat.

>Border Ruffian
South KC, the part that's getting taken over by the IHOP cult.

>saskatchewan is also the most racist
id say thats a fair comparison

I'd say Oklahoma is racister than Kansas, by like 3 or 4 points.

they have more Indians tho

>Big, flat, and completely irrelevant like SK
I thought Manitoba is even more irrelevant.

Maniwhat?

Code Kansas

...

Brownback destroyed the schools, social services, and public safety. Now the state is going bankrupt. It's only saving grace is that it's not Oklahoma.

This is the most beautiful sign you see on Interstate 70.

>hating on sammy B.
spotted the nu male

I hear they got good gun laws.

That's pretty much all I know besides the general stuff, like it's in the great plains, tornado alley, etc

My ex lives in Eudora. She works at a VA hospital in the area, wherever it is at.

She was a freak in bed but I didnt want to live in Kansas(she was from there).

great. were full as it is

you pretend america isnt relevant then proceed to call a (real) spanish "greasy spic", literally because that's what americans call latin americans, and the reason for that is that spain discovered america. kek

you kind of answered yourself

... but the vikings discovered America.

no. were the iluminnati before

The Vikings were the first Europeans here, but the 'natives' were, of course, the officials.

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

Flat?

Kansan here, ask me anything

how many times have tornadoes destroyed your home

0, times because the last time a torando was near where i live would be almost two decades ago

What do you corn niggers do for fun? I've driven through Kansas and it was miles of nothingness. KC does have good BBQ though
t. Texas

Are your women as flat chested as the land?

>KC does have good BBQ though
>t. Texas
BBQ brofist

A gradually rising plateau as the state moves east to west topping out at over 4000 feet

Lawrence is a very hilly and comfy college town.

They grow sunflowers. Kansas City area is gross.

Windy as fuck.

Your governor is a fucking idiot

Idk, otherwise it's a normal prairie state.

Oh you also had bleeding Kansas and some civil war shit (my flag changed cuz I went to wifi)

Tornados, Dorthy, Toto, not geographically close to Oz

That's about it

>Your governor is a fucking idiot

This.

I think you mean hero. He's proven once and for all that 'trickle-down' economics is a load of shit.

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>no one mentioned dorothy yet

High levels of scrubness ITT

aw hell nah

something about crime. high profile murderer or a pedophile? and tornadoes. we are not in kansas anymore. oh and a movie about nukes. i think they destroyed kansas city.

Do your men pass as much wind as tornadoes?

>high profile murderer
BTK?

Yes, thanks

Last time I bought something in MO, I looked at the receipt and saw just how fucked the sales tax in that state was

City is named after a river

Rectangular
Flat
Lots of cornfields
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz lives there

I haven't read this thread. Anyone mentioned Dorothy yet?

I live here. Its shitty.

Dorothy

All accurate. Lawrence is easily the coziest part of the state.

It is a state in murica

Manitoba is the absolutely frigid crackhouse that everyone else in the country would rather not think about. I'd equate it more to one of the Dakotas

What is Winnipeg like?

Isn't it like the coldest place on Earth?
Canada is Vancouver, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal. Everything else is pure shit

holy shit i thought that was a meme from the cartoons

> rectangle state #14
> BTK killer
that's it

>germans know about a serial killer from my town
wew

wizard of oz

the worlds oldest geocache exists in Kansas atm

Must be why William S. Burroughs ended up there.

Manitoba does have W*nnipeg.

Video related.
youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

With that reasoning how did he end up in mexico city

Shot his girl in the head. Just some cheeky banter, though.

Voted for him once and I'd do it again

>t. Koch bros

I've heard that the cities of Wichita and Overland Park are actually pretty good, is this true?

bible
corn

I worked at a military base for a while and Kansas seems to be a source of these dumb ass Redneck bullet catchers. I guess death and being hated by Bakersfield locals is better than living in Kansas.

Wichita... sounds familiar. I think it is associated with that serial killer dude somehow.

Overland Park is as nice as any other wealthy suburb in the country, and about as plastic. There's nothing to distinguish it from any other and it's full of those new shopping centers that are built to look like fake Main Street USA town squares. VERY cookie-cutter.
If they wanted to come back home, we've got Leavenworth warmed up for them.

What's a "bullet catcher"

If you look very carefully you might just find a subtle trail of contextual clues.

that's nice enough to me

you typed more than if you just gave me a simple answer, asshole. urban dict helped

Wichita is alright 2bh.

>"We're not in Kansas anymore.."

And that's all.

The only reason it's a known state is because of The Wizard of Oz

What about Superman..?

Batman > Superman