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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
reckon if we got invaded by aliens I would single handedly repel said invasion
*gently rub your left cheek while looking straight into your eyes and smiling*
you really mean something for me
Need a bf
Show a little respect you runt
you would get anally probed as usual gayboy
Didn't make me think at all
yeah your so ugly theyd take one look at you and retreat from your grotesque fucking nightmare of a face
some Boston streets look very similar to London
>getting beat by a team that got pumped 7-0 by Barca
Pep sacked when
Help me out, what size is a size 30 EU in the UK?
Getting the daily dose of Alexander Gordon Jahans in lads
i'd focus the energy within my temporal lobe to blast the aliens with a psyonic wave that would disintegrate their neural synapses and turn their inferior alien brains into a pulp
this poster is a shill for the Vorglaxian Empire
do NOT pay attention to him
have not enjoyed a single post tonight
For what? Men's shirts?
Getting the daily dose of Novara Media and LibertarianSocialistRants
What flavour is girl wee?
>psyonic wave
double murder by stabbing on my local high street this morning
ahh yes , walked through there this afternoon for lunch and didn't see any police investigation
any big dick niggas in here?
Statistically, this poster is from London and is non-white
A taxi driver was stabbed over 30 times outside my gaff
false flag
wee flavour
>CELTSHIT
liar
Space...
The final frontier
These are the voyagers of the class 142 Pacer
It's 5 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to see out new life and new civilizations and to boldly go where no man has gone before.
statistically i'm not from london and am whiter than you rasheed u brown bastard
The GF passing me something to eat
since when do people get murdered in cornwall
tripped over my own fucking laces yesterday and a paki laughed at me but then a dog walker came up and off went the paki haha that didnt actually happen but wouldnt it be funny (you might wanna post this one on /brit/ in a few days and get some yous)
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Suit pants, hlp plz, can't find any conversion tables that go as low as to cover my skinny ass
Don't go away... Say that you'll stay
>civilizations
Alri Yank
List of good threats related to confectionary:
>I'll turn your spine into a flump
>I'll crack your head open like a Terry's chocolate orange
What else??
reckon if a bear started giving me trouble I would floor that overblown carpet in SECONDS lads
i'll donate your daughter to the kebab shop down the road so she can experience the real turkish delight
booking holiday in cornwall
sorry, I'm just used to patrick stewart lisping it like a yank
tripped over my own fucking laces yesterday and a paki laughed at me but then a dog walker came up and off went the paki haha
Cardiff?
ejit flag
tell me about lisicki
why does he walk towards the camera?
Consider your self a frube cause i'm about to rip your head off and suck your guts out
prove it
dont go to uni in kernow
reddit flaggers fuck off
Normally I can't do these but I think because I recognise Kev it made it possible.
>tfw turned 18 in 2010
>dad wanted to take me for my first beer
>I had never had a beer before
>felt really nervous because I was/am a loser with no friends
>dad walks me to his regular pub
>sat me at the table with a bunch of his mates
>really uncomfortable as I sit in silence whilst he gets the beers
>he comes back to the table
>''OK LADS. MY BOY IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MAN''
>slams the beer on the table
>dads mates are pushing me to drink
>his friend Peter speaks
>"Go on lad. You'll have yer dads beer belly soon enough"
>dad starts to 'banter' with his friend Peter
>"I think Peter means you'll have his dads beer belly, because his dad is dead and you will be six feet under after tonights boozing!"
>they are all laughing
>feel pressure
>take one sip of the beer
>fucking hate it
>want to vomit
>meekly spit the beer back into the glass
>dad and friends all silent
>one of his friends chuckles and says "No lad, you swallow the booze"
>dad loudly sighs
>"fucking hell son, you can't go one day without acting like a twat?"
>apologise and ask to leave
>he tells me to just fuck off
>went home and played my PSP all night
>dad came home drunk
>barged into my bedroom and spent 40 minutes telling me how much I shamed him, and told me his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere
>apologise, he doesn't forgive me
hope we find an alien planet soon so i can racemix with hot aliens
cardiff uni then
will just take a minute to show up, did too
lovely bod by the way
edit: vid, lovely vid
pepe is now officially a hate symbol lads
@65471773
didn't read lol
doing a think about 8
I assume length then, since width is done in cm so it's way higher, a 30 in a mans waist UK is a 76 in EU. For length, an EU 30 is a UK 21 and a UK 30 is an EU 38
Shan't be reading a word of this, hidden immediately
Redpill me on Tottenham Hotspur. Why is it considered a jew club?
I would do anything to live in Cardiff, desu.
more like reddit faggers haha
got 'em good there
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stamford hill is right next to tottenham
stamford hill is full of hasidic jews
i used to live right nearby
university of south wales
grazie
Holy shit the thicc on the far right.
screencapped
supported by Jews and has always been owned by Jews
@65471841
>That one Irish cunt who re-posts this image of vapid whores repeatedly for (you)'s
Remembering old conversations with a qt from uni. Fuck me lads, they were so fucking cringeworthy. Can't stop laughing at how fucking autistic the pair of us were, accusing each other of having dreams about the other and shit.
Reading through old conversations with the ex whilst listening to dry your eyes
Might have to take a peek at the photos of us I got developed soon
Is she autistic?
want to see an alien? look in the mirror ;)
are you posh
None of them stand out desu
Why did you even bother.
what's this from?
just want to touch a tit once in my life`
Because I don't like it.
meowww miaoww lol
>18
>never had a beer before
Raised in Pakistan and brought over here for uni, eh Rasheed Muhammed Sanjit al-Islamabadi?
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are they watching Corbyn's conference speech?
Ah thanks, it makes sense.
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Don't really care desu
they're the poor jews
the rich jews live in barnet
How do I post a link to a webm with sound?
Teetotalism is the only way to be right with God tbf
don't think so
I've got 8 inches of solid Celtic cock for your pretty boy mouth when I'm finished knocking every one of your teeth out you rat. When I'm done your mother and sister can jump on this BMD so I can ravage and taint their Anglo womb with my mick cum
My dad took me for a pint when I turned 18
All that happened was these 2 lads walked past and pointed at us and said "haha, he brought a 16 year old to the pub!"
how about a youtube video with a timestamp?
My middle name might as well be "Death" because I defeat everyone who challenges me.
>Paddy SMASH!
No m8 i'm 30 EU waist and i need to know the UK waist size, i think it's 3 because 32 EU is size 4 UK from a table i saw online
lol
I live here and it's a bit shit to be honest.
*taunts wagecucks*
le look at me mam
bellend feels tingly out of no reason
And because this post bored me to near death
Jog on mate
I have my reasons.
Ive trained with the UFC, you'd be on your ass before you even got 10 miles outside Wakefield
why
it's awful and grey and rains all the time
this desu
IT'S NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY LAAADDDDDDSSSSS
Jeremy Corbyn.
Probably need a sex wee
just sat on my hamster
>ass
FOY
nah not a fan
Is that what you call your willy?
just got an award for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else
did it die
>Haven't wanked in over 24 hours
>Can't think of anything but minge
Hmmmm ahh yes
*scratches pubes*
bit cute
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just sat on my face
Listen here mate
>FOY
One thump from me would send the entirety of "wakey" fleeing in primordial terror
>Can't think of anything but minge
*sniffs fingers*
that'll do
been thinking about pogba, lads
is he someone i should rate?
The only reason I could think of for moving here is if you're from some shithole town up the valleys, without doubt the grimmest part of the UK.
Off with your head
Dance 'til you're dead
Dusted off the old GameCube lads, still got some of my old games. Going on a nostalgia trip
You think he still gets laid nowadays?
>GG Allin will never punch your gf
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Where do you find this shite? Why not just pornhub?
Thats not it, its
OFF OFF OFF WITH HEAD
DANCE DANCE DANCE TILL DEAD
The only conversion I can find that matches that is woman's dresses, whenever I buy suit pants the measurements are given in inches/cm, are you sure you used the right conversion chart?
chicken dippers
what games senpai?
>minge
>fanny
>dustbin
what else do you call it?
my youtube recommended vids are a fucking disaster thanks to /brit/
Do you have good speakers lads?
what the heck is this
HEADS WILL ROLL
HEADS WILL ROLL
shaghole
front bum
cunt
vajj
lady bits
pucci
>the welsh for "black man" is "dyn du"
HOWLING
can't beat em
ah yes
The builder saved on his home insurance
no
any other questions?
my flag somewhere at the back
>dubstep
Are you 13?
Pretty sure the du is pronounced dee
These days if you say you're English they throw you in jail.
Going to start off with 007: Nightfire and then Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex. Will have to go digging for some more games later
need to get together a deposit for a barratt newbuild lads
*surrenders*
gash
The mandem.
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Really need to stick my face between those bum cheeks lads
don't take this away from me
The dyn is also pronounced dun
Not really, i'm all kinds of fucked up but i'll figure it out, thanks a lot for helping me m8
>the neighbours have a scratty wrongly emblemed england flag up in their back garden
very trashy
have spent the past 20 minutes just trying to entertain some scouse prick and he hasnt given me the time of day
flower
Drove up to dyn du in my bare feet
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off to do a poo, you lads want anything?
pelvic shadows are so weird
whyve they got to airbrush everything mannn
Nearly 20 past 9 mate
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lovely garage tune lads
t. plebeian grime listener
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I'd bend you over and shove my double decker up your arse you little shit
that's how the Irish for brown is pronounced
>trashy
FOY
prettiest term
Really impressed by this year's Napoli
garbagey
>spelled Cymru
>rponounced Cumry
Explain this bullshit
nobody fucking cares about your dead language you fucking potato shit
i've been on a longway drive
Grime is even worse than dubstep fucking hell kill yourself
straight outta cali
crazy motherfucker named michael
why do i like traps lads?
really makes you think
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474442511806.webm
haha
Nigga you gay
Only in Brussels or Scotland
it was just an example of how the languages are related
>garbagey
FOY
closeted homos*xual
reckon I was a bit rude to that Irish lad back there
:)
you're normal
Alan Turing
thoughts?
closet bender
They swapped around the U and Y pronunciation, it's all a bit of a laugh haha
rubbishy
aving a moment
>you little shit
Your starting to sound like a closet Manlet to me, I literally train with mcgregor every fucking day mate
>mfw when I'll never host a candlelit supper using my Royal Doulton china with the hand-painted periwinkles
How's /gf2016/ going lads?
because you're trans-sexual
>Alan Turing
>thoughts?
A cool faggot, like Freddy Mercury
it's actually pronounced cumrag
That's exactly what I said you braindead chimp
I'm gay
Had this dream a few nights ago lads, very weird
>in the swimming pool I almost drowned in as a child
>Try to go into the deep end
>Get stuck, try to swim to the edge
>There's nothing to grab onto
>As I'm drowning I have visions of kissing the ex in her bed
>I recall hearing Perfect day by Lou Reed
what is happening in yankland?
am i?
i dont find men unattractive
V4 is dying
Come say your respects
>60 credits dissertation module
how do i get the work ethic to not fuck this up lads
extremely well
How's /twinkbf2016/ going lads?
May a cute
whatever
nty
that's the closeted bit
you like bums and willies and that
you're a little batty boy bummer
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Bit of a misrepresentation since they are greasy fish-smelling roastie meat flaps
Terribly. Not even got around to being a bender yet.
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Remember that you have to pay back the loans even if you don't get a degree
I wrote my dissertation in 2 days before the deadline - I do not recommend this
quite well
she's a bit clingy though
might have to bin her
I wrote mine in three days and still got a 2:1.
It's a piece of piss.
have been holding in a wee all day
might hold it out for a laugh instead
bought 4 tescos finest chocolate chip shortbreads but they gave me 5
just a school shooting nothing unusual
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I'm on the brinks of pre-ordering this oeuvre. Not gonna lie.
alright lads
having drinks with this tranny on saturday
see how i'll feel about the succc then
this is a bit mental desu
probably the best thing I've tasted in my life
but I'm doing a masters in a real subject, literally impossible to do it days before the deadline
Jefferey knows how to suck, don't worry
Got babestation on speed dial, so very good
Good man. Trannies are people too, or so I'm informed.
absolutely nothing wrong with a willy in a mans bum you utter benders
Haha alri Tubby O'Yank
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very good funk tune
>but I'm doing a masters in a real subject
Then you already have a sufficient work ethic. Stop humblebragging on Cred Forums
bet you ate the whole box to yourself, fatarse
they really are exceptional
the rest of the yank food creation scene should take notes
had a maple glaze the other day
gorgeous
Mine was a masters in Chemistry. Still bashed it out in days. Didn't sleep and got it in with 5 minutes to spare.
I TOLD THE BITCH I GOT A BITCH SO DONT YOU LEAVE ME WITH HICKEYS
SKEPTA
THAT'S MY BRUDDA THAT'S MY DON
>It's gay to find traps attractive
Nice b8. It's a fetish, but not a gay one.
This 2bh
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one :^)
kek wat
>Then you already have a sufficient work ethic.
genuinely dont desu only put 3 hours a week into my 3rd year dissertation module
found the bender
shame they cost about £20 a box
once in a lifetime experience
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as an unbiased bender i can assure you that traps are exceedingly gay
>I'm gay
Bit bent lad.
Wee in a glass and then drink it. You can hold it all over again
that's how Amy Winehouse died
Willies are so fun to suck on and play with.
have you ever tasted willy
whoa! I think you're a bellend!
Fuck
>Hello,
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>Girl contacted me first, and asked me out on Tinder
Whey lads. Whey. Reckon I've made it.
Just had a fairly mediocre kebab, lads.
Fuck off Milo
bit gay
The only time I had that happen the girl was an utter beast
no
What's the name of the song?
That's always really upsetting. Did you order from a new place?
alright little miss fucking muffet lol
disagree
now theres a business idea
so i'll become a martyr too? yes ah i see
ooooo also lads i finally found the hot peppers used by the kebab lads. snacking on them as we speak wahhheeeeeyyyy too turnt
Bit fucking bent
candy boy by tren-D
I've had it happen twice now. First was a whale with deceptive pictures, was so disappointing when we met.
But this girl seems okay looking and has a full body pic or two showing she's not overweight.
>Loads of middle-aged men wanting my arse on grindr
Not sure how to feel about this
aw this is so sad
imagine if /brit/ died
id cry ngl
post your best dabs /brit/
nah
feminine penises are just an odd fetish
Found the butthurt roastie
Thanks mate, love you
remember lads
either victory or shahadah
did you do any work throughout the year for it then just right it up at the end?
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if you want to be a martyr then you need a cause :\
What's your opinion of middle-aged penis?
why is v4 dying?
Can't make fun of us for our internet anymore.
Sexy
then get to work you lazy git
Synapses roaring
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love you too xx
is this supposed to be impressive?
mine is 10mbps
mine is less than a tenth of that
my cause is not getting up for a wee so i can listen to 'sic, watch 'flix, eat 'ices and browse the 'chon instead
lack of interest i think
>He's proud of this average speed connection
O dare. How many dollarydoos is that running you Bruce
check the execution
does anybody have a secret oneitis? i have a gf but ive secretly fallen for this 10/10 qt at my uni that i've never spoken to and dont know her name
quite strange tbf
Go to bed young man
>tfw no THICC combo pack gf
>quads
BITCH DAB YUHH
>(1.68 MB, 3000x1514)
Shan't be opening this today
Some weird 50 year old tried to hit on me in the bread isle of morrisons once. Started trying to talk to me about bread, saying the bread I picked up was good bread...
No shit, mate. Wouldn't buy it if it was crap.
So then I walk to the checkouts and he follows, he keeps trying to talk to me. Asks me what I like to do in town.. I just give one word answers to all his questions.
He says he 'likes to disco'. I'm not sure if that's some weird gay code for bum, or if he literally just likes disco music.
He tells me he was up to 1am discoing last night.
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Don't get this meme
cant cope
Did you suck him off or what?
first day on Cred Forums?
odds play vidya
evens shitpost all night
zero go to bed RIGHT NOW
best girl
Gotta go to the supermarket to pick up some stuff for my sore throat.
Any suggestions? It's fucking shite. Might be tonsilitis.
>meme
No, just on par with other countries now.
I've just started a new internet plan and it's only just now kicked in, my speed is actually meant to reach 100 mbps but I imagine that won't be all the time.
No
Yes
the default model is perfectly fine
>heterochromia
literally all me
mentholated bronchial balsam
im a homochrome
love sniffing me finger desu specially after a cheeky bum scratch
Max strength Sudafed
new throat
had a sore throat last night, had 2 cuppas of green tea with a bit of honey in them and i woke up feeling fine today lad x
pics
I'm a homochromophile
I am sexually attracted to people who's eyes are the same colour
Heterochromes stay away
cornetto
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Yeah, I just picked a random one on the way home.
Bland, limp salad, sauces from a bottle, and none of those pickled peppers.
Don't want to overdose lad
>mentholated bronchial balsam
Doesn't look like sainsburys stock it :(
>thought dad bought pre cooked chicken
>put it in the frying pan to warm it up
>take a bite
>full of blood in the centre
homochromonormaronies OUT
im a homonymous hemianopsia
how the fuck could you not tell
cant actually work out what the story of this comic is
help anyone?
>he has his chicken well-done
Christ...
Wut. How is that possible? Raw chicken looks very different.
He bought similar ones last week which were ready to eat
did the fact that it was pink and juicy not give it away?
i actually hope you get salmonella so you cant spread your genes
Replace Islam with Christianity
its saying that Christianity is a semetic religion and nothing to do with white people or europe
its basically pro-paganism
not sure if ive ever met a jew 2bh
in 2083 we will be annexed by Mauritania
me: 6 down, 0.3 up
liked this op
It was covered in piri piri sauce so it looks already cooked
england
areet ta, the meme arrows threw me off, couldnt tell if they were sarcastic or not
i shall introduce them individually to mauriPAINia before that happens
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this guy is literally the british elliot rodgers
he killed this lass and her bf because she rejected him and he resented her
right
gay
no
it's only green/brown
nothing exciting
>Heterochromes stay away
reported this post for discrimination
social anxiety is getting really bad lads :(
Just gone and done a new
Saw some really frustrating road rage earlier. Woman was fucking tailgating me like a cunt, and then we hit traffic. She let a little space open between us (finally) and a van tried to get into it. As soon as it indicated, she sped up almost causing a crash.
I let the van driver in front of me just to piss her off.
30 seconds later, she did the same thing again with a huge pick up truck. He laid on his horn, then again I let him in front of me for the bants.
She undertook me while doing the wanker sign then her and the pick up were exchanging hand signs and swear words while they both swerved into each other now and again. Was fucking mental.
Then she ran a red on a light with a camera. It was only just, unfortunately. So I think she might not have got flashed. I tried to look out for it.
Got it on my dashcam but can't find the adapter to download the video.
What a nutter.
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RIP m8
you're gonna get salmonella poisoning
Mine has been too. Can barely function at work lol
Reminder that you will NEVER be able to save the bottom left picture
I think this is shopped
>Can barely function at work
fuck off you dont have social anxiety