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Found the new Tim, lads
>dashcam
privyet tovarisch
Getting sick of this anti-taig bigotry
post more
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GREAT edition
Reminder that the potato famine happened btw lads
drinking some water
it ain't stillwater
come to the endz
you're going to catch the heat
won't cool that off wit water
reminder that you will NEVER be able to save the bottom left picture
Yoga 710 a shit
trump did a rally in chicago this morning
he's doing another rally in iowa right now
and he's doing yet another rally in wisconsin in a few hours
unironic vote
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
(maybe a little ironic but try not to be)
got some spacker who always sends me youtube videos
always look at the title, made some generic comment and then pretend I watched it
I feel sick lads
Janny just sat on my face lads
more like k poop
unironically qt
absolutely love this
brit needs more art like this or we cant be taken seriously as a medium
ah yes, i should have guns pointed at my head and be forcefully shoved into a cage if i don't agree with how the government spend my money
*leans into mic*
WRONG
VERY sick of all the bitter virgins on /brit/ desu
>LE FONT xD
Hope your dad batters you
>programme on BBC1
>terrorist is a white guy
>hero cop who saves everyone is a paki
Hahaha, very impressive
my nigga trump in chiraq too turnt any goofy get shot quick you know im with the shits
I'll shop you out of existence hun
No one cares. The man is borderline retarded. Clinton absolutely wiped the floor with him and made him look foolish.
I like May desu
Need a boyfriend :(
>this picture is 110 years old
bloody hell
then I'll reverse engineer it
but not tonight
It's the bloke from Harry Potter
What are some /brit/ -approved ready meals?
its funny because pakiboo actually lives in rochdale
anyone who votes for anyone other than english democrats should be flayed
>le taxpayer-funded role reversal for the greater good faec
FONT
please
did a
'huhuhuhuhhyaaaaaaaaa'
laugh at this
Probably still would desu
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Don't think work is on the cards for me tomorrow. I feel shiteeee.
Literally me
What's that actually like?
why must the Taigs be gassed
>ready meals
A lot of lost runts in this general recently. Might have to institute a shoot-on-sight policy if you lot can't keep them under control
think theres something going around desu
being a virgin is only embarrassing if youre a uni graduate imo
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social anxiety is getting really bad lads, can barely even talk to my gfs friends haha
Imagine if your job was to sit in a bunker under Nebraska cornfields for 24 hours a day with your finger on the button just in case the nukes needed to be launched, knowing full well they will never be launched and if they actually DID launch them your cornfield bunker would be hit with megatons of nukes about 20 minutes later making survival impossible.
Really makes you think
no shit haha having my third day off in 2 weeks tomorrow
she is seven in that picture
VERY noncey
Chicken teddies
Fucks sake accidently text my old driving instructor dave instead of my mate dave
that's not even funny, more depressing
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nobody would bother nuking launch sites lad
pretty top drawer I reckon
>not the madras
runt
LONDON
>tfw 27 year old virgin
Feels empty, man.
>Tesco Everyday Value Cheese And Tomato Pizza is 60p
Fucking hell it doesn't even matter if it's shit
>Eve
pls be in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
why does the 710 have such a MASSIVE bottom bezel?
will be soon lol
classic dave
just shagged your nan outside of Tesco's
just realised this post wasn't even at the correct post
You can make one the same size for 30p yourself that tastes far nicer.
i-i'm not from london
used to get the little ones in ALDI when I was younger
they were only 10p
>nobody would bother nuking launch sites lad
counterforce is the priority target you mong
one side won't blow its entire load straight away so you try to take out their second strike capability
Lenovo is trash
Spent £700 and its just trash
Have you ever?
Ever felt like this..
I'm 32, never had a girlfriend, only ever once had sex and that was with a fat mess who I porked out of pity.
Should I just fucking end my life?
laptops more like craptops
who here /depressed/
greetings
Of course they will, thats what those huge blobs in the back o' beyond are here
G R I S M B Y
Are you genuinely a girl?
why did you buy a lenovo that isn't a thinkpad?
ive got an enormous bottom bezel myself, its nowt to be ashamed of
whats your AOTY lads
dlt
Y...yoga 710 lad?
VERY good show
POOR execution
>only ever once had sex and that was with a fat mess who I porked out of pity.
oh boo hoo :'(
lads...
You want to eat my apple
Or my snake
Or something
>spent 700 quid on a Lenovo
I bet you spent 20 grand on a Vauxhall too
ready meals are really cheap these days and also save a lot of time and effort
ive got an innie
Charlie Bigham's for a treat
banter desu
Anyone remember that Aussie show with the mermaid girl who could speak to whales or dolphins or something?
Used to fap to that.
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mate its limited edition and I got VXR stickers on it
>someone nukes one of your cities
you dont retaliate by nuking some military base in the middle of nowhere, you nuke their population centres
It IS a thinkpad
Cred Forums warned me not to get the newer thinkpads, I bought it anyway
Massively regret the decision
*touches your bum*
lads this mong from school is messaging me out of the blue
barely even spoke to him at school
Got a confession lads
or Savage Mode
drinking over a €100 bottle of wine
Katie, is that you?
>that episode where his cock spins like a propeller
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ah yes let me make dough and let it rise for hours
32 and still on Cred Forums, kill yourself regardless.
>walking up the stairs
>smoke alarm beeps as I pass it
>eardrums rupture
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS VVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE
What would you spend 700 quid on then judgmental runt
Leave him alone
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h20 just add water
k-on
They will bomb cities, bases, airports, ports and apparently also Armagh for some reason
no
don't want to talk about it
Studies ICT at university? Confirmed asspie tard.
NYPA, btw.
This happened to me with some mong i barely talked to in secondary and after about 5 minutes of buttering me up he tried to get me involved in a pyramid scheme
was absolutely pissing myself
haha
rude
you should listen to us wise oldfags
uh huh?
thinkpads are fucking shit
they only buy them cause they cost fuck all on american ebay and you can easily put linux on them
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Say "yeah m8, why you messaging me tho?"
If it's anything but offering his bumhole virginity, block the spastic.
maybe he is lonely and reaching out for friends :)
Ocean Girl la
T R A N S
R
A
N
S
happened to me to with some lad we used to call dolly
no clue why
*comes in late to the thread*
>I don't understand basic principles
Cities are by the by in a nuclear war, the priority is to degrade the enemy's warfighting, industrial and C2 capability to the point where they have no choice but to surrender. Nuking population centres would obviously happen but it's incidental.
Sam Vidler, Uni of Huddersfield, you are friends with him on fb...........
Gonna doxx you
Contemplating deleting all parents from my facebook.
I don't want to see what your baby got up to today.
I do Computing at Huddersfield
Ask him about our lad Gary Allen
had to settle the score with him haha
love a microwaved chicken tikka on a lazy day
trying to think of the phrase
guilty pleasure?
my guilty pleasure is reading /r/the_donald
Are you bucksqt?
>No one posted Blonde or Blackstar yet
Seriously niggers?
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Kek, good banter
Genuinely one of the most charismatic people in the world lads. I come off with the most vulgar, hateful shit ever and people can't stay angry at me. Might start using this more to my advantage.
looks like you have to talk to someone who isn't on 4 chan
kek
call him a runt
cackled like a witch at this
think he's a little lopsided in the head
take your pick
Nailed it. I had decent taste even back then..
>raging nonce what's that
what utter philistines are you associating with
>Blonde
do one
whats he on about
heard they have good facilities
>I do Computing at Huddersfield
how did you let your life slide this far out of control?
no that's me x
go back
HUDDERSFIELD ON THE MAP
(it's a shit uni but whatever)
I think the real point is to make sure their country is absolutely levelled and nobody will survive. Ironically Russia is the only country that would survive a nuclear war since they have so much land they will still be able to farm or survive at a hunter gatherer level.
U busy Changing into your pyjamas
no but gender isn't relevant
nope, josie is my mate though :)
/brit/
Genuine lol. Keep us updated, this is great fun.
actually pissin myself
Lmao what the fuck
I would say its someone else on his account but he says he remembers where you sat in class relative to him.
oh is she now??
what's wrong with this fucking kid
If you were a pretty girl you'd be attention whoring right now.
obese roasties OUT
or
I'm imagining him sitting around smoking weed with his mates sending those messages, then you lay the smack down and all his mates laugh at him.
Honestly I'm only here because I don't really have anything else in mind. I don't even like it, no real desire to get a job in the IT industry either, but I wouldn't know what else to do so here I am. Don't even know shit desu, half the time I'm on Cred Forums asking them
Busy changin into my pyjamas lads
>say something completely serious like "depressed spastics should be chemically castrated"
>everyone loses their shit and tells me I'm hilarious
Don't even understand normals anymore
w-we could be
i'm prettier than any girl you could ever get
Pic related.
The white devil in its natural habitat: death and destruction.
More than 3 billion humans have already fallen before the white menace, when will it end?
Will you be my gf I live near Aylesbury, not a paki btw
>You getting changed for bed
>U busy Changing into your pyjamas
why the fuck is that so funny
i cant stop laffin
its so funny help
It's alri but they put all the machines on Windows 10 this year and Windows 10 is shite
seen this on twitter tbqh
/brit/ do you suffer from hayfever or would you not say
>Pyjamas
Are you 12?
>tinder
>asian qt
>look at background of her pic
>literally right outside my work
going to be keeping an eye out lads
nah I'm messing with you
I was at Huddersfield in 2010 they were building the new computers building then I think or some shit
The Labour Party really isn't antisemitic.
Heil Corbyn!
Back from shagging the twink bf. Wew.
Started by fucking up the arse but he was so tight he couldn't last more than ten minutes. So he turned around and gave me the most amazing, attentive blowjob I've ever had. Eye contact, bit of deepthroating, cute little moaning noises as his head bobbed up and down.
Then I finished by blowing one of the thickest wads of cum I've ever done all over his cute face, which he licked up.
We cuddled for a bit afterwards but his parents were due home so I had to make my exit. All in all an amazing night.
>not fapping to the oldest Wellard in Tracy Beaker
She was a beauty iirc
I'd let my nose do the talking.
I used to be quite outgoing but being a NEET ruined it and now I'm having to relearn.
It's almost like I've forgotten how to talk.
nice
still got 21 (You)s haha
i don't wear pyjamas x
prefer not to say
absolutely NOT prepared to disclose whether or not I suffer from hayfever so don't even think about asking me
actually dont care nvm
pics
oh hang on yeah probably same lad as stealing shite off twitter for yous
nvm not laughing anymore theft is wrong
no but i know a lad up merseyside who's always up for a bum x
fair play
>I think the real point is to make sure their country is absolutely levelled and nobody will survive
Nope. That was never the point, because it makes the exercise fundamentally pointless. Bear in mind that despite popular ideas of MAD, nuclear war was always intended to be winnable. That wouldn't happen if everyone was just trying to turn the other side into a giant car park.
>Russia is the only country that would survive a nuclear war since they have so much land they will still be able to farm or survive at a hunter gatherer level.
Again, no. Most places would survive a nuclear war. With heavy casualties, yes, but survive they would. The idea of being bombed back into the stone age is ludicrous.
Same I just sleep in my boxers
>Match with woman on Tinder
>She literally works in the same building as me
>Check other pics, and she's a whale.
God dammit.
Why do the majority of young males look that that thing on left? Plastic packaging in our food?
give it all you got
We've been had lads
Anyone else get really turned on by men getting raped? I should make a few points at first
>I'm not gay
>I HATE seeing the impacts of rape
>I don't wish to be raped
But to be honest, I love watching it. I mention it because the scene in American History X where he gets raped was just on, and I have a massive hard on. But its everytime I see one of these scenes- I remember a movie online of a Venezuelan in prison getting raped.
I wanked to it.
Felt disgusted after.
But couldn't help myself. I think its the grunting and the struggle that turns me on?
Is this normal?
@65475104
oh sorry
prefer not to answer
Yeah I know senpai, but even still it's not the best of things desu. Computing is boring af, so I don't really know what I'm doing with my life. First week back and had a lesson and lecture where I literally didn't understand shit all
Older sister in The Queens Nose doe..
hope the woman in the red shirt was purged after this, her heiling form is abysmal
any updates on the sam vidler situation?
Both of the stolen twitter posts were me
Excellent (You) ratio in this thread
Fuck me I remember that
would you rather everyone have a beard, be 6 foot 4 and built like a brick shithouse?
@65475143
>>I'm not gay
yes you are
How do I grow a beard lads?
>>I'm not gay
stopped reading there
this post was a bit gay
somebody tuck me in lads
he's busy changing into his pyjamas
it were all a sham
I don't want a bum
I liked this post too
I was a NEET for almost a decade, so I never actually realised how charismatic I was until I went to uni and had qts swooning over me. Like, classic cliche'd blushing when our eyes meet, slapping my arm playfully, actively asking me out levels of swooning.
I'm not even attractive.
>That was never the point, because it makes the exercise fundamentally pointless.
>nuclear war was always intended to be winnable
>Most places would survive a nuclear war
Are you fucking insane m8? A little volcanic eruption is enough to cause world famine for years, what do you think a nuclear winter will do?
I don't think I'm gay
>start college
>see fit girls
>they're on level 1 and I'm on level 2
Fucks sake
but what do you FEEL?
It would be better than looking like fat trannies
Maybe it's your voice.
>tfw fucking HATE my voice and I don't know how to change it
Is this cooked?
>start college
stopped reading right there
love watching patriotic speeches with powerful instrumental music playing in the background
i cant remember what film it is but theres a bit in it where some guy has a black lad down on the ground and he like stamps on his head and smashes his teeth on the kerb
dont remember anything else, just remember my friend linking the scene and saying something about stomping coons
whats the film lads what is it i wanna bring it up as if i've seen the film or he'll think im a pleb
why does corbyn/labour matter if the tories are in power?
twitter.com
d-do you think she posts here?
raging nonce seems like a /brit/icism
>they say this is a big rich town
>I just come from the poorest part
I'm from Belfast. It's definitely not my voice.
youtube.com
>french """music"""
>tfw Vidler the Fiddler won't ask about your pyjamas
you're still getting salmonella lad
>what do you think a nuclear winter will do
nuclear winter is a meme. Yes, it's possible to cause one if we all fire our nukes into the forests and permafrosts, but a real exchange isn't targeted at those areas. It'd cause some bad winters, but nothing we couldn't deal with.
i eat because i'm unhappy and i'm unhappy because i eat
youtube.com
Doing a binge on Are Fred lads. Don't make em like this any more do they heckers like
>start college
>see grotesque boy staring at me
>he's on level 2 and I'm on level 1
Thank God
american history x
just found this picture in the attic
American History X, you fruit.
Was much funnier when I thought it was a guy and a guy, desu.
>start college
stopped reading right here
ROYTON ON THE MAP
Thank god you just work in a call center
It's called Curb Stomping
are you retarded?
nonce is a normal word
not a /brit/icism at all
if she said "alri lad haha waheyy" then maybe i'd consider it
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do you not have stairs m8?
twisted fucking psychopath
she is absolutely going off on him in the comments
what has the poor guy done to deserve this
all he did was worry about her health
really makes you think
>tfw it's nine o clock on a saturday
>the regular crowd shuffles in
>tfw there's an old man sitting next to me
>tfw he's making love to his tonic and gin
nigga touch my gang we gon turn this shit to columbine
sexuality is a wide spectrum
it's thursday homer
never heard a normie use the word nonce in normal conversation 2bh
just like your mums vagoo
imagining the sound of a clapping otter over this
what did they mean by this
the better looking you are, the happier and more interesting your life will be
occasional smoker with thin body type
nah he's a weirdo, scroll down her timeline, she's retweeted tweets from old schoolmates screenshotting him doing the same kind of thing to them
can I see this in a graph?
my ultra normie friends say it all the time
and i've heard random acquaintances say it too
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screeching
It's shopped you potato
having a poo
FOY
i know normans who use it all the time
thought you were giving me a lil kiss there and thought id made a friend lol thanx
fucking hell yeezys are ugly
how ambitious?
so you're saying we're all fucked?
She legit looks like a frog. She's so stocky too..
I had such high hopes for her.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what do brits call dingleberries?
here's a meme x
What? I'm saying that nuclear war wouldn't kill everyone, and most countries would survive in a somewhat recognisable form. That's not controversial at all. Most recent scholarship and nuclear doctrine follows this line of thinking.
had a poo, lads
nuclear winter isn't real lmao
winnetts or klingons
anyone else get parkinsons for 30 minutes whenever they take the shopping bags home
yanks
weak cunt
It's comorbid too
If you have an innate mental or mood disorder not only will you fuck up your life and feel miserable about it but you won't look after yourself so you'll be a fat, alcoholic, pimple-scarred sadsack
t. fat alcoholic pimple-scarred sadsack
we wipe properly
whinnets
EXCELLENT post
used to be a goon now I'm a pretty bitch
someone's not been getting their daily dose of fibre
Chloe is gonna be replaced by Elle Fanning, calling it.
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have to do an employee satisfaction survey but 2 of my managers can see my screen
not even going to put anything bad but still don't want them to see
even if he's a weird fuck and a social outcast, it always seems like women get off on publicly humiliating people and making others feel like shit.
she could have just blocked him and maybe laughed about it with a group of friends, instead she posted the conversation with his full name there onto the internet
women fucking love doing stuff like that
its not like the guy is a rapist or something, he's just an unaware autist. this will probably completely destroy whatever self esteem he has left and he'll end up being even more of an autist
have no idea what this post is trying to convey
prefer not to say
my bum's ravaged m8
Half of the pictures you see of her here are subtle edits from sad cunts over on Cred Forums.
Would rather a good wank over taking any of those runts home
4,3,1,2,5
elliot rodgers 2.0
it's literally illegal for them to take any action against you for this.
so what you're saying is that women are evil?
getting the fortnightly dose of samantha rone
oh he wont have twitter or she wouldnt have done it, amoebas like him dont dare stray out of the facebook comfort zone where everyones friends with their parents so they have to be polite to everyone
me sitting behind
instagram.com
yeah lmao
awkward that
I have literally nothing bad to say, I'm probably going to put 9/10 for everything
just don't want them to see
that trump speech was a good one
>harvard and MIT are in Cambridge
ah yes
>having parents on your fb
literally why
her face is too weird for me to wank to her really
Want to get a motorbike but my family will all scream at me if I do
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that's what he'll become after this tbqh haha
*ponders how to reply to this in the most meme way possible*
it's the fault of the joos x
why would you add your parents on fb
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yea but lets be honest we did the same thing here until we found out it was from some twitter girl
i've hit rock bottom /brit/. I don't htink I can get any lower than this.
>B-but you can't bully me because the rules say
Meanwhile you're working out of the basement stationery store
we didn't attack him though we just laughed at the random stuff he was saying
who puts all the uplifting messages on your profile pics?
don't consider /brit/ a 'public' place when theres about 300 regular posters max I reckon
wow
Our race is dead mate, the chinks are set to inherit the Earth with a load of other undesirables. In the future they will see what the white man did for them.
whos your boss
whats going on?
2,1
why do you assume all women are like this woman?
why are you angry at her when it's clear that it's the mong's fault for going around messaging girls repeatedly in a very strange manner? yeah i'd sympathise a bit if it was his first time doing it, but it's not, it's apparent that he harrasses people strangely very often.
twitter.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
my theory is you sympathise with him because you were a bit of an autist messaging girls yourself growing up. could be wrong though, but that's the message you're sending.
you could misspell think
limbo contest
starts with T M
yeah i know but theres a difference between showing it to around 70 anonymous people and thousands of people including people he knows
we just said it was good banter
the people on twitter are destroying this weird fuck and personally talking about him
they were very personal, we just laughed a bit
tell me who you work for
>alarm set for 7:30
ahh yes
I work for you
Remember me? I'm the one who had your baby.
I often ponder how many people are lurking this thread right NOW without posting
hmmmmm
Wednesday Addams on the right
consider yourself lucky thats half an hour more than me
howling
the mercenary
>alarm set for 6am
>fucking birds wake me at 5
*loads pellet gun*
>public sector
LOL
facebook keeps telling me I have notifications when I almost certainly do NOT
Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 28th of September 2016 ... I show why I am the silenced singer - I'm being forced into a position where I have to sign a tenancy agreement on a Flat in High Wycombe through Chancelours where I have to pay a years rent up front - that's after how I've been messed around in my current flat, I have to pay a lot of money for removals, etc - show Facebook , date - selfie over Dukes Place ...
hi norfolk
*sneezes*
>Sam Vidler
>2 mutual friends
oh dear
going to put you out of business sunshine
>Sam the Sneeze
lol
hi hi
Literally the cunty chav girl in school
>years rent up front
woah
Not a twin, just Asian. Constantly asked at work about projects I am not involved in. Realize coworkers think I am the other Asian guy.
Yeah young women are generally shitheads and love making people feel low, but this nonce had it coming desu
glad you're still alive
Going to interrupt your conversations lads
"you have 85 notifications, 6 friend suggestions and 2 app requests" every time someone posts a status, wish it would fuck off
>silenced singer
someone make a pic of tim as big boss but with the caption silenced singer
>mfw my oneitis sneezes
do you have a loud sneeze /brit/?
did U have a loud sneeze
looks throatable, i'd throat her
on the contrary
my experiments have yielded success
Don't understand how mongs like this are law students, I'm sure she's at some runt uni but you still don't expect it
>eclectic music taste
please no
>it's a "runt psychoanalyzes a post and claims that this one post reflects the poster's life history"
messaging someone on facebook asking them if they have hayfever isn't "harassment" you twat.
I don't sympathize with him at all and I called him a raging autist several times
I just thought it was a bit harsh because the tweet blew up so much and the guy clearly has something wrong with him and doesn't understand social cues at all. just seems a bit harsh to personally gang up on a guy who most likely is actually on the autism spectrum
it just reminded me of when that group of lads were outside tim's house yelling at him. the man is mentally ill
stepdad does
he breathes in a bit
and then
explodes
with a WAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEUGHHHH
don't have anyone or anything to post a status on my profile
its completely blank and I remove suggestions whenever they come up
bit suicidal haha
ah yes, future checkout girl in asda
She's majoring in some shit like econ or polysci and hopes to get good enough grades to go to law school later
im shit at limbo
so does mine...
my alter ego makes an appearance again....
all me
>113k tweets
What does that mean?
it means she has a serious problem
don't think i'm even near 10,000 posts on brit
>113k tweets
>3.3k followers
So she's tweeted 113k times? Holy shit how or why would anyone do that
>1971L
what is this
she looks like a bitch, bitches tend to be alone
need a succ
It was great.
most of them will be retweets/replies
it means she's not reading law
Gained 2KG. Looks soft as fuck.
Not happy. Need to start lifting again.
she made fun of him for studying at hudersfield but she goes to the university of liverpool and studies law literally one of the plebbiest degrees out there
bet she thinks she is the bees knees
Law isn't really a pleb degree. Media studies, etc.. They're pleb degrees.
someone give me a succ right now
I actually did a two week summer school on ancient history (I think the first twenty-ish dynasties of ancient Egypt) a few years back at the university of Liverpool