/brit/

Who is this nerd?

gf sent this

anime when???

reposting for new thread x

>it's a "runt psychoanalyzes a post and claims that this one post reflects the poster's life history"

messaging someone on facebook asking them if they have hayfever isn't "harassment" you twat.

I don't sympathize with him at all and I called him a raging autist several times

I just thought it was a bit harsh because the tweet blew up so much and the guy clearly has something wrong with him and doesn't understand social cues at all. just seems a bit harsh to personally gang up on a guy who most likely is actually on the autism spectrum

it just reminded me of when that group of lads were outside tim's house yelling at him. the man is mentally ill

Black man calls 911 for help – police arrive and beat him to death

Hold on

if everyone goes to university, then surely that saturates the job market with bachelor's degrees?

*bombs him from an MQ-9*

Me in his warm compassionate arms.

what kind of sad act actually wants to be a fucking monitor

imagine the carnage when he gets bombed

good shout
seen lots of 15ers around today though, absolutely quality time tonight
got tomorrow off so may do a cheeky stayup

yeah read the thread below the tweet someone roomed with him and said he had a sneeze fetish

/brit/ meetup

is ur gf a walnut

Just sneezed

makes people smarter though. who cares about underemployment. thats a non problem

Kyary

bit lewd

janny might get you for it lad

This 2bh

Don't worry tho la, their edge will dull with age

What was No. 1 when you were born lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y

Who is more Reddit?

Foo fighters or Weezer?

how can I improve my arse lads?

do you reckon she has loud sneezes

loud sneeze?

i;m pro-vidler and willing to defend his honour

Sneezer

horrifying

tailbones freak me out for some reason

wonder which one of them got to shag the girl

my money is on vest guy

thank mr skeltal

Aye good evening lads

>born too late to have easy af job market
>born too early for glorious post-work age

mmmm just thinking of a juicy hock of snot comin out of that hooter at 35 mph straight into my mouth makes me want to do a wee

Deadlifts
Farmer's Walks
Hip thrusts
Squats do a bit, but they're more quads and hams
GHRs

wonder if sam is gonna go to an escort and take some black pepper and get her to sneeze all over his dick

I've been looking so long at these pictures of you, that I almost believe that they're real

actually just worked it out

probably have around 20k posts on /brit/

Post pics and I'll tell you xx

but if everyone's smart then no one's smart.

>tfw puffy under-eye that makes it look like I have 2 eyelids per eye

not a fan

*you become politician*
*i become interviewer*

Now, in 2016, you said you 'sympathised' with Samuel Vidler, and claimed he was a personal hero of yours. Do you regret these statements?

really really want to do a wank but dont know what too

we call them visual vulvas here

why would you think it works like that

miss eggman 2bh

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lads how do i train my sneeze muscles? i've been doing windpipe kegels for months now and i can still only manage a measly little dribble of snot when i burst one out

thought this was an address when i scanned it

plastic surgery?

Business idea: ask for my permission before taking my money

Which ones my white friend?

Sneezing

xvideos.com/video22492267

Could do with a bf (a person's regular male companion with whom they have a romantic or sexual relationship) rn desu lads

Need a link for that episode lad

on the bus

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can sneeze with my nose open

>eclectic music taste

just found out the shire isn't in the UK

I've been living so long with my pictures of you, that I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel

>makes me want to do a wee
resist

*announces that i'm going to tescos*
*doesn't say anything else*

hello
hi

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ive got just the thing
a little website ive got called--- called-- ahh----ah----ahhhh--aaaahhhhhhAAAACHOO *saliva and mucus COVERS my screen* oh dearie dearie me what a mess what shall i do

SERIOUS lack of new memes in these threads as of late.

ah yes wearing a tie definitely a fan of this choking contraption

bit gay that

literally in the 'shire right now

ah yes

the rasheeds

huh
xvideos.com/video22492267/trim.cff84a01-e68e-4abf-8180-4f2fab9a62c7.mov

Having a shandy, lads.

if you sneeze out your willy is that a good??

>eclectic music taste

Awesome! I too can go from a cheeky bit of deep house to The 1975! Haha I just love music!

er cornetto?

dont worry im strong my kidneys can take it
theyre grownupneys

*watches the (you) market closely*
*sees 'sneezing' skyrocketing in value*
*holds back*
heh, it will be dead by the end of the night

>trim.cff84a01-e68e-4abf-8180-4f2fab9a62c7.mov

virus do NOT click

alri fatso

*sniff*

There are plenty places that are very similar to the Shire
it's basically the Cotswolds.

going to peru to find myself

Hola my name is Daniel i have a girlfriend her name is Katie lol

*jiggles towards you*

found you

need a bf AND a gf

Sometimes rap too

hey guys it's scarce here

kek

>checkem

This 2bh, I can go from AOA to Perfume in a click of my fingers

Reckon he's gonna kill 'imself

dunno why they gimped up the links now

That's his mate on his facebook surely

youtube.com/watch?v=lhhMPa745No

Do you love me? Do you think you could ever love me?

youre tellin me
got all these kevs taking up my spare room
worthless! *throws a pile into the air* dead weight!

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>not going iquitos

ABSOLUTE pleb-tier

alri lads i've missed this development, give me the lowdown on this runt

because it does

originally people with degrees were basically just grammar school students who wanted to do something higher up in the job market, where the educational level required to get a degree (back in the day) would be necessary

then you'd have the vast majority of people who are average/below average doing grunty work in factories, shops, food, most office work and trades

but now because of the university explosion, practically everyone goes to university to get a degree, even though they'll probably just end up doing office work or something else that doesn't actually require a degree to do.

this basically means that people HAVE to go to university just to do the most basic of jobs
this means more student debt that won't ever get paid off which is eventually going to help crash the economy.

>grownupneys
not a bad post, 6/10

What's those "before" referring too?
Unless I am mistaken England/UK and HRE/other German states was mostly united against the French.

the USA beat Britain in 2 (TWO) wars

the rest of the world

do they not have google streetview where you live?

Shan't be reading a word of this

the potential gf

almost guarantee he has a sneezing fetish or some shit and he gets off to the thought of her sneezing

i've found god lads

ah yes

Listening to a bit of Ólafur Arnalds

Doing a think

>this means more student debt that won't ever get paid off
Student debt isn't really debt in this country. It's basically a tax that goes to funding universities.

*puts all my money on the sneezing trend*

this is here to last lads mark my words buy up now

student debt won't crash the economy before pensions does

where was he?

>Tamworth back in the national news for being shit

ayy

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-37493828

But this "em" is referring directly to Imperial Germany, isn't it?

Youuuu miiight laaaaugh you might frown
Waaaaalkin rouuund Londooon town

Live laugh love

the machu picchu hike is filled with thousands and thousands of people all doing it at once

>you will never finger a qt emo girl up a tree in 2006 ever again

why even live

Was he down the back of the sofa again?

mister vidler is an honourable man who cares deeply about sneezes, pyjamas and true love. such simplicity is missing from modern life and i call upon us all to reflect upon his philosophy

>My next holiday!
So exciting!

>on tinder
>slag's profile says "i like gin pizza and netflix!!!"

those fucking boring worthless cunts should literally off themselves

Where you getting these extra pics

mine

somehow don't care about the amount of goals brenny concedes. this is the future of football. the entire backline will go the way of the sweeper

no its the rest of the world

are you mentally deficient?

>putting your money on sneezing and not sending foreigners to the worst spots in Britain gimmick

Poor show lads.

dont make my heart suffer like that

creasing

...

going to join the priesthood

*sneezes on you*
Oh! Gracious me! I hope you don't get the wrong impression, good sir. It wasn't my intentions to arouse you.
*blows nose into a handkerchief loudly*

Trips confirm, based irish

Two Snapchat off the twink bf in the last 30 minutes. Think he might possibly be gay for me or something.

*turns the nitros nozzle*
*bass gets a boost*

reckon he'll get sharted on a few times by some fat yank tourists

he better stay upwind of them otherwise he'll suffocate

taking a chance

nonce

would

frantic anxiety and melancholy lads

shouldn't we be saying that the "worst" places in britiain are the best so that the JFs want to go there

like grimsby

>love a good night in as much as a night out!
>if u send me owt dirty ur gettin blocked
>mummy to two gorgeous angels called Hayden and Chardonnay

>not being afraid of hard rough sex

>when she's got hayfever

feel my third nostril opening lads

We are all mere cogs in the corporate jews well oiled slavery machine. We are dogs. We live a sedentary pathetic pointless life. We will NEVER have a life as fulfilling, satisfying or happy as our ancestors. Atleast they ate the wheat they sowed, raised the childer they sired and worked whenever they wanted.

Have a good day at the call centre tomorrow lads.

>invest money
*economy crashes*
>it's okay we'll make sure you wont lose your money

>implying this is sustainable

Charge your phone you fucking ruminant

i'm fine just a lazy fuck

irish genetics or something

who is on?

no, we should be saying that the "worst" places in britain are the best so that the JFs want to go there

Bit rude

I'll never forgive Britain for the Stamp Act

HEAVED at this
HEAVED
may have damaged the lungs

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474990893925.webm

;_;

Grimsby arcade is literally the best spot on the North Sea coast.

business idea: work hard and live well below your means and save as much as you can

Sam's a real ladies man.

>the city of manchester

um nobody uses stamps any more sweetie
use facebook, it's 2016 x

who's on first

Need an ayahuasca wife
youtube.com/watch?v=BhyVTga461s

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

me on the left

you think when tim snaps and kills vinay, it'll be linked back to /brit/

Sam Hyde?

I remember watching Donald Trump in the WWE when I was a young lad. Thought he was just some mad Yank reality TV star.

Bit mad that he might be the most powerful man on the planet in a couple of months lel

when a girl walks into the club and you can tell she's starting with a cold

>low interest rates
*buys a house*
>gas prices go up
>mortgage crisis
*files bankruptcy*
>interest rates rise
>gas prices drop

hahaha! economics!

I think this should be the last /brit/ ever

never seen anyone more dutch

literally everyone in that picture is an absolute turbo runt

What's the most interesting thing you've seen today?

he's moving to another town soon, he'll find a new dentist

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474328314742.webm

reposting weird twitter users is the worst gimmick i've everseen

some very strange dutch people

me

What an absolute mollusk

this post x

hello j*nny

Doubt anyone would dig that deep desu

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cant make heads nor tails of this post

/brit/

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474329317509.webm

never ever forget

post venezuela pics

machu picchu looks pretty cool 2bh

>went to a hostel in iquitos
>saw this herd of yanks making a vid about their ayahuasca experiences
>each of them talking about shitting themselves for hours
>each of them talking about how they thought they'd died
>talking about seeing dead people
>all of them weird-looking as fuck

no thanks desu

*plays OSU!*

>achoo.jpg

>mfw people take psychedelics seriously
they're a fun way to spend an afternoon, get the fuck over it

stamps are legal tender did you know that

a bus driver would have to accept these

Wasn't that originally the russian girl?

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my Make America Great Again hat arrives in the post tomorrow

when the hayfever hits

which one of you was this

By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

love scottish twitter desu

What did he send

*comes dashing past with a butterfly net scooping it all up in bullet time*

me on the left

are you suffering from hayfever?

>he was a young lad in 2008

underage

treading carefully

absolutely howling tbphwyl

Absolute lad

do you think Tim would kill himself or someone else first?

got mine already

kek'd

Good lad

If that was written in English it'd be dull as fuck.

>oot

lol

Would kill myself if I were Scottish and talking like a spacker is my only piece of culture

the trajectory of my projectile vomit into the toilet at work as i suffered a massive benzo-withdrawal related anxiety attack

dont think hes self aware enough to kill himself

>Scottish Twitter

been collecting my sneezes in a jar for weeks now, might finally have enough to pour all over my cock and use it as lube next time i see the escort. excited

It was 2007 and I was 13

showing my mum /brit/, be nice lads

2008 was ten years ago

alri misses muff haha

unironically showed my dad earlier lol

*says a naughty word like "poo", but not quite that naughty*

Come on bring on something else

You've got weird fetishes lad

wish i had a dad

Not sure mate, there are schizos and psychotics in hospital who can be totally unresponsive in a catatonic stupor for days and then wake up and immediately try to commit suicide.

you are whore

slut cunt. you are whore

haha

kay wai ess

FORGOT TO PUT THE BINS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>there are literal grandads born in the 1980s posting in /brit/ right now

oh my dayzzzzzzz blud i am creasinggg

alri do you fancy a shag

this is a picture of me

fucking wronguns i swear down

venezuela is a complete shithole and i will be very happy once you get rid of that fat bus driver

who the FUCK is collecting bins at midnight

retard

>blud
ALRIGHT GRANDAD LOL

welp

thinking about pozzing your neghole

slags

Wagwan /brit/?

i dont get this image

is uncle june a meme nos

Yes Angela, we'll take refugees too

I live in a rough area to be fair

would never step outside the front door post 8pm

yep

the state of the national health, baka...

Looks like sweaty man from Harry and Paul

pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooosyol

safe g

doing a loud sneeze
someone inform are vidler

get your own gimmick haha

youtube.com/watch?v=mITkm1I2dZg

>can't walk 10 metres up the driveway to put the bins out

can't imagine it

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/262584296081068033

ah yes

>his parents weren't born in the 60s

thoughts on this Meme?

>pepe is a hate symbol
>black people are crazy

what the fuck lol

Names, now

Beginners

you want sweat?

fuck off and eat my shit lol

going to sleep

someone come cuddle up x

mine have crossed oceans of time

I hate going outside and seeing all the blacks and pakis. The Muslims. The chinks. The scum.

all the people in my life are runts

hope and despair walk hand in hand lads

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That's right, my parents aren't pensioners lmao

Drumpf is going to be BTFO in November tb h

Bio-Oil

Dad was born in the year 1937 in Al-Awja, Iraq

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YOU! YES! YOU! STAND STILL LADDIE!

Melbourne is so much better than Sydney.

I make my own

this post is terrorism under new legislation

*huggles u*

*gasses you*

Lmao just heard the "To be continued" meme music on Newsnight

People under 25 are fucking retarded and this cannot be refuted

By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

no you are

fuck off hussein scum

t. 26 year old

*smiles*
*drifts off to sleep*

I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

>2.95GB

>25kbps

Ahh yes.

>Drumpf

happy birthday

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You! Yes, you behind the bike sheds!

alri
23 here
and I say
no u r

looking a have

>People under 25 are fucking retarded and this cannot be refuted

josie

einstein was under 25 once, checkmate

No, this is 68-year-old Pakistani man.

People who vote are stupid.

what was meant by this

I'm not a Kurd though

You! Yes, you behind the great shed.
Don't stand like that!

so pakipoo was the one who showed /brit/ to his dad then

haha maybe

Ronaldo has 95 champions league goals

yeah but youre not white

are u actually from iraq

which governorate lad

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh, aah, mother, should I build the wall?

Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooh, aah, is it just a waste of time?

that's a point, where is Monica™?

Can I have a bag please, boss

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haha what are you like?xx

janitor evading

my favourite board is reddit

His breakthrough year was 1905 when he was 26

he was a hopeless waster until then, unemployable and suicidal, not even memeing.

he was throwing a tantrum and no one was replying to him so i guess he fucked off

soccer is gay

*bursts into tears on your shoulder*

Did some killer speeches tbf

Moar

you're doing it again