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GAS
THE
AUSSIES
lads

Wenger IN

having a dance

Literally me

rime

>caring about race when gene therapy is around the corner
Can you get more autistic?

got banned earlier, was going a bit mental talking about raping & torturing white children at the park
hes started updating his wordpress blog again

Which one of you is this

swedwn oh sweden
my fatherland my home

...

>cornwall
think we all know

honestly don't think Brown, Cameron or May will be iconically remembered. they'll probably be known as the prime ministers during the EU Separation Period, but they won't really have an iconic historical impact like Thatcher or Blair had

the most significant politician of our generation is probably Nige.

You're dog

bit gay lad

einstein was a fuckup just like me

*says the n word out loud*
*the audience gasps*
*security swiftly drag me off stage*

why yes I do pretend to be a female on reddit flags and rake in tons of (You)'s from desperate other reddit flaggers.

fucked a girl on her period last night. just needed to have sex desu

Asuka.

i'll kill your whole family and make you watch

What's his name again lads?

me

literally why doesn't farage become PM?

youtube.com/watch?v=c2Dfmu_-wgQ

except he was exceptionally smart from a young age

May will be remembered for Brexit, if it ever happens.

He didn't win his election.

mate i dont get a tenth of the yous i deserve
if i were posting for attention id have given up long ago

Lads we need to discuss my brother

His behaviour has become more erratic by the day.

He's obsessed with Trump.

Keeps responding to any and all questions with "Build the wall".

He is a young guy, British. He's never shown an interest in politics before.

Also taken to loudly pointing out how many "Pakis" he can see in public.

Might have to report him to the proper authrities, but I'm not sure who that would be.

...

because not everybody is a working class chavy mongoloid

He's a good lad

the gf is having a nap

26 isn't that young

A man from wolverhampton just made fun of my accent

*turns left and goes into size? to cop some garms*

I still remember him raging at me in the inhouses for tiny things
Good ol rime

Damn these threads are fast

What do you do for fun here lads?

>alt right

>2083
that will happen before 2050

>because not everybody is a working class chavy mongoloid

once tried to beat him mid and I got shat on and he bullied me :(

runt

have a wank

cara 2bh lads

The only interesting thing about this election now is predicting just how hard Trump will lose. Honestly think based Hillary will have the widest margin of victory in decades.

Hmm no, he was exceptionally smart and they saw his potential from his early teenage years

Why the FUCK are you repeating what some cretin on /brit/ said?

Want a version of that ad where the rough kids get made friendly by that lad with the puppy where instead they set the dog on fire and then hold the lad down and piss on him.

this 2bh

Literally this

he sounds cool imo

extremely odd gimmick
don't post it again

Anyone constantly fantasising about the day society breaks down and the race war starts?

I've been at the gym a lot recently and recently hit a 125KG bench 5x5. I collect a lot of war memorabilia and I'm just waiting for the day my trench knife collection and perhaps (perhaps) some other antique pieces of questionable legality can be put to use. Cannot wait.

I've also been trained in CQC and can run a mile in 8 minutes. I like to think of myself as a well oiled killing machine unironically however autistic that is.

Thx 4 listening 2 my 'tism rant 2nite x

he's over 25, it must be true

good post this

miss caralad ngl :(

Agree 2bh.

I am white, I have a masters degree and a job, voted UKIP in 2015 and voted leave. Pakis are furious that I exist.

HATE SYMBOL
A
T
E

S
Y
M
B
O
L

and you are furious that pakis exist... really makes you think

Cuming in a womans mouth is literally better than sex desu

In love

You're like the liberal who talks about his black friend when talking about black crime.

>miss caralad ngl

what happened to him

you know who you are

Me when I'm out on the lash.

and you know where you live

would take you one handed, if yourself and mcgregor went against me I'd take yeh both down no bother

no I don't, its one of my biggest problems

post dick then

Do pakis in the UK constantly bitch about being oppressed?

Seems like I only see brits complaining about pakis

what makes Cred Forums so easy to bait

died in a terrorist attack near the start of august

>people who use 'liberal' in the american sense

Literally asking to be heemed

Sleeping naked again. Can feel a nice, pleasant breeze blowing over my willy.

>Anyone constantly fantasising about the day society breaks down and the race war starts?

>I've been at the gym a lot recently and recently hit a 125KG bench 5x5. I collect a lot of war memorabilia and I'm just waiting for the day my trench knife collection and perhaps (perhaps) some other antique pieces of questionable legality can be put to use. Cannot wait.

>I've also been trained in CQC and can run a mile in 8 minutes. I like to think of myself as a well oiled killing machine unironically however autistic that is.

>Thx 4 listening 2 my 'tism rant 2nite x

Nice bench lad

My bench is shit but my dl and squat are a lot better comparatively (220 and 170kg @81)

Run a mile in 7 and a half minutes but it gets me gassed instantly afterwards. I just need some proper combat training.

See you at the race war

ah yes, lets use liberal in the british sense, the term that not one fucking person in the planet uses

sorry, that was me

>that kid who actually used the showers after p.e

they're all 13 year olds

he made it

NEET life sure is exhausting, need to do a sleep now

dont wake me up

Which one of you is this?

really need to change my bedclothes haha

*browses /r/unitedkingdom*
Hmm. Seems those Tories are up to their old tricks, lads.

everyone has someone they love except me

What's the difference?

had a very funny image in my head as a result of this post

Ah yes an image of a man in a fedora I'm very ashamed of my post now good one

>using the term 'heem' outside of /heem/
That's literally asking to be heemed tbqh.

How did you find him?

just knocked one of my teeth out on accident

considering going gay
might have more luck with love

what would you do if this was your son?

How long until displays of the Nazi frog become a criminal offence lads?

>jack
>journalist
>Breitbart Tech
>politics
>AT WARWICK

o I am laffin

Kek

heem my wife

Really really identifying with this, keep it coming man.

You need to get your map eliminated as soon as possible.

>These are the people you post with

jack i think

*heems you whilst you squeal in confusion and pain*
FILTHY Aussie scumFUCK
*heems you again*
*stamps on your little runt melon head*

Smoker, overweight, no military training whatsoever.

Honestly cannot wait. I imagine myself in some kind of managerial posotion, overseeing the detention centres or something. Don't want to get my hands dirty, but perfectly willing to organise massacres or what have you.

Don't bother

t. very lonely bender

>implying i would've let it get to this stage
This is what happens when you don't smack your children

5 minutes ago

I'm sorry, it's too late for you, but we're getting out while we still can

iktfb
become neet and get treatment on the NHS for free
it will probably last a few months at best because the NHS are absolute shitters

dad just knocked out one of my teeth by accident

>graduate from uni
>Spend 6 months looking for jobs in my role
>Interview for a few in the 55-60K range, about average for a grad in my area
>My mild tisms always mess up the job interview in some small way
>Settle for a 45K job in a good area because I"m desperate for a job by now

Feels bad

even the LibDems are liberal in the American sense

classic british liberals don't really exist any more

...

hi lol x

get your own gimmicks

dab just knocked out one of my teeth by accident

I go to Warwick, don't study a runt degree like politics though.

yeah ill just quit my job to get a fucking implant shall i
no thanks mate i'll just make do with my gums
if allah didnt want us using our gums he wouldnt have given them to us in his infinite mercy and wisdom

like a horse

Fuck off potatonigger and take that manlet McGoober with you.

Honestly I think it would be better and more efficient for the war machine and our race for me personally to sink a 12 inch blade into your Adams apple

wanna date?
you have to pretend to be a girl tho

youtube.com/watch?v=vDecESAImeY

What right do you have to discipline your wife's son?

>has a job with an actual salary instead of one that pays hourly

Fuck off you literal billionaire.

45k in australia must be nothing. Your booze is like $100 for a bottle of tequilla

He frequently posts quotes by Milo and writes long rants about feminism. Complete fuckwit, I imagine he's a regular on Cred Forums.

Who is dis guy? Haha yewll do nootin

Who da took is dis guy?

great post

Sweet and gentle Jesus i have felt temptation from the devil slowly tongue the banjo string of my very soul

...

doxxed

I guess I just wasn't made for these times

Teeth grow back you retard
Ive lost loads, just takes a bit

Anyone want to play Rainbow six Siege with me?

These are the kind of twats that say potatonigger over the internet whom I would step on irl

Met some woman today at work who I'd previously only talked to over the phone. It was weird seeing her voice coming out of an actual human body.

Kill him, then myself.

erm

with you? no

*soloqueues*

>Sweet and gentle Jesus i have felt temptation from the devil slowly tongue the banjo string of my very soul

>UK government built a ÂŁ285 million airport in St Helena
>can't use it because its too dangerous

ah yes

More like 30

>tfw need to clear the burning wreckage from the bridge of my life

mild constipation

the discomfort is real

Alri Jack

new word for you lads: daguerreotype

not as uncomfortable as a dick in your arse

wouldnt mind putting my willy in her

wouldnt mind one bit

Enjoyed this

Also enjoying the hardman irishman starting on everyone

t.Mr Groening

just don't burn your bridges x

quite old

mature even

like a 26 year old

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-pictures-young-matalan-couple-8932282

Normies btfo

When it all breaks down i figured personally I'd be in a death squad or some other paramilitary force in the east of Ireland cleansing Dublin of un desirables or I'd be posted up north to clear out villages of Ulster unionists. Imagine that, fighting the vile subhumans in the streets of Belfast or Derry, house to house or paroosing the south Armagh countryside shooting down the proddy stragglers as they scamper off in fear.

I mean it only makes sense considering I'm physically elite and militarily trained.

new word for you lads: tiraradeguello

You all laughed when we tried to warn you back in '08

The so called and somewhat speculated about supposed """gf""".

Me gran is from there

PS4? I will when my internet is installed next week

haha america is so fucked up you have to laugh. thank god i'm not a yank

one day

jean shrimpton is a fitty

i went proper mental about bridges lads

looking back on it I was pretty serious about it, i've got half the makings of a chapter on using bridges as a way of improving your life

halcyon days

>t. 25yo child

>poland
>eurabia

lel

>60%

Lads just realised that I unironically have a beard, drink craft ale, love the great outdoors, and enjoy modern folk music. Think I've turned into one of these hipsters desu, even though I've been making fun of them for years :S

Your posts are so cryptic lad well and truly keep,up the good work x

>Inside of my nose keeps clicking
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTFFFFFF STOP IT YOU CUNT

brit/pol/ seems comfy enough until you start seeing the unironic naziposts

Why do people pretend food banks are needed?

Everyone who uses them smoke drink use drugs have Sky and internet

>tfw not a cable

where do I go?

my brain makes a clicking noise whenever I run

who was the katana boy cant remember
need to see where they all are now

>Lads just realised that I unironically have a beard, drink craft ale, love the great outdoors, and enjoy modern folk music. Think I've turned into one of these hipsters desu, even though I've been making fun of them for years :S

will keith

he's creeping about in the woods now

thats your built in pedometer (heh)

back to the drawing board with this one

Incase your wondering I unironically have bipolar disorder and come here to post with you cunts when I'm manic

AMA

Iktf, I unironically wear quite big glasses (genuinely short sighted), and realise I must look like a nu-male cunt

just to be nice to people, single mums do genuinely need them. You can't expect them to not try and get the best for their kids.

lefties

It's strange desu inni, same kinda happened to me. I started feeling more affinity with the country, buying more local products to support local industry and trying to reconnect a bit with English culture, and I ended up just as you described.

Why dont you force able bodied benefits claimants to work blue collar jobs improving infrastructure in the north?

youtube.com/watch?v=jOfGNsedbdU
goodness me
i clearly need to catch up on the lore

going for the mythical wee now may not return

doing a comfy listen followed by a bed
youtube.com/watch?v=3uI-n_2bJMs

me too . unironically model myself on gavin mcinnes who weirdly doesn't seem like a stereotypical hipster

Literal 10/10 banter.

Yuros cannot handle us.

I remember interacting with a bridgelad during my non-flagging days

were you also enamoured by stairs?

They why don't they cancel their iPhone contracts and stop buying their make up

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

>tfw unironically the worst parts of Jez and Mark

The highlands?

Are all brits black people?

briefly

but I couldn't apply a philosophy to it as well as I could to bridges

We all are lad.

I hear your a racist now father

Gotta buy this booky wook tb h

the north of england, or any post industrial areas really

nobody even lives in the highlands

When do you lads reckon white people will die out?

I think 200 years

.. Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 28th of September 2016 ... I show why I am the silenced singer - I'm being forced into a position where I have to sign a tenancy agreement on a Flat in High Wycombe through Chancelours where I have to pay a years rent up front - that's after how I've been messed around in my current flat, I have to pay a lot of money for removals, etc - show Facebook , date - selfie over Dukes Place ...

Have you considered a different style of glasses?

Very similar to the way I got here desu, it was an attempt to go back to a more traditional look and way of living, but I think I just ended up being a poser tryhard, which is the worst type of hipster.

I liked a few of Gav's videos but any respect I had for him disappeared when I saw him debate CopperCab and end up in a verbal slanging match exposing his arsehole to the camera. Guy's just an irl troll, not to be taken seriously.

the girl on the 2nd step is my gf

well... you've gotta live a little haven't you mate?

always get excited when a finn posts because you know it'll be high quality banter

might go to sleep soon

girl on the top step is mine

>tfw yesterday on Cred Forums i got in an argument with a canadian about how vancouver is infested with chinks
>he said it wasnt and hardly any chinks live there, they just buy the houses and dont live in them apparently (kek)
>said san francisco in yankland was the real chink infested city
>looked up the census data and both cities had literally exactly the same amount of chinks (30% each)

fucking leafs i swear

Come and get one in the yarbles! If you have any yarbles, ye eunich jelly bell!

Going to bed in 1 minute

you have 1 minute to reply to this post

yeah his political youtube stuff is shite. been getting harder and harder for him to stay a special snowflake on the internet

>its an advert where they pretend they're an actual show giving you advice about what to buy

Yes, very impressive, will be buying Listerine from now on

lyme disease is terrifying

>girl
that one's a bloke

That's in the south mate. All money should be invested in Scotland.

I hate Scotland

fucking kek

me on left

Going to bed good night

you will now think of me while wanking before bed

hahahaha really? sound like a bit of a toff desu

Its true

The Chinese do the same thing here in London

>tfw yesterday on Cred Forums

Stopped reading, threw phone away, walked out the room

*struggles to find the words*
*mutters goodbye as you walk away*

The twink bf is so cute I can't bear it. Instead of saying "you" he says "yew"

Bull shite.

These retards cannot manage their money

Any of you lads up for a bit of traditional Greco-Roman wrestling?

I fancy getting oiled up.

...

Why can't you people enjoy the things I enjoy without dressing and grooming yourselves like complete twats?

This is my fetish

Why dont more activists get into bra and panties and get branded?

god i wish i was the guy with the hot iron

youtube.com/watch?v=D-QaGzenEaQ

NEED a Daddario gf

>23:58:08

>23:50:07

the city is still 30% chink tho so his argument was irrelevanrt

>Race war is coming
>Faggot wastes time for a gay-gym and talking about his "improvement"
>Zero fighting expirence
>Zero stats at the table
LMAO
Illusions are vagaries of perception

anyone else get floaters in their eyes? fucking so annoying

I was being sarcastic mate

>national conservative
>not national socialist
bluepilled as fuck desu

begging for pink eye

> Illusions are vagaries of perception

what HOW

You think I have no fighting experience? You think lifting weights isn't going to strengthen muscle fibres and just about everywhere in the case of physical combat? You think cardio isn't important for a soldier? Your wrong you stupid Russian fuck

Perhaps I should lay around all day drinking and chainsmoking? Perhaps then I would be prepared?

I would kill you with a dig you filthy Russian cunt

I'm not dressed like a proper hipster at all really. My facial hair is pretty cropped and I wear a suit to work every day. And I don't have tattoos. But I guess I'm pretty close to proper hipster.

Let's fight m8

Work in Wetherspoons and I don't even consider it 'work' any more, because the rest of my life has become so empty that my work is the entirety of my social life, and I don't really have any human interactions apart from with my colleagues and customers. I'd happily work more than 40 hours per week there, because I have no other purpose in life right now desu.

Seen one of those before
Was by nosebergstein productions

cant stop wanking to home videos of women getting double teamed.

...

no end in sight

>someone was ignorant on Cred Forums

wew lad, it was probably a fucking chink, everyone knows they've colonized the vancouver metropolitan region

however british colombia on the whole is amazing

>your
knack

Where in particular would you recommend? Looking to do a move desu.

Shut up you stupid cunt

Can I buy dildos on Amazon?

...

>tim has so much junk and garbage scattered around his flat spracklen house that moving will be a pain

don't understand hoarders

Just read Filth

Better than Trainspotting tb h

The film Filth was fucking terrible

Massively disappointed

How good are UK girls?

I've done it again

I've broke the wall

Thinking of going for a escort this weekend lads. What should I know

Not sure whether you're being serious but this stuff is the most cringe worthy autistic shite i've seen on here in a long time

>le aryan warrior XD

just so depressed lads

have no friends

/brit/ is my only outlet

yet i hardly get any replies

i blame all the other irish posters who are utterly woeful desu

Has moosey accepted the move?

I used to wear cheap wire framed glasses which also looked like shit tbqh

Isn't he supposed to be moving out in a few days?

Has he even started packing yet?

I can see this getting messy.

ford make shit cars

i honestly would kill my muslim neighbours given the chance
they're complete scum

don't know lol

Yeah it was for the normals desu

>that bit at the end where he gets all chummy with Bladesy

Christ

>The wise old man is now a allahu ackbar
Times are changing.

I would mangle you you unfit fuck

Stop LARPing as McGregor you cringy fool

All of vancouver island is great. The sunshine coast is also top. The interior is a bit boring, but the rockies are great (whistler, revelstoke etc.)

If youre coming from a big city and would like to live in a big city i'd recommend Montreal (its 70+ White, the whitest major city in canada by far)

Yep, started out ok and quickly derailed into shit

Only fight skill mater.
>You think I have no fighting experience?
Get pounded by niggers in a gym shower every day doesn't make you a soldier :3

/brit/ has become more stingy with the (You)s recently ngl

I try and make an effort to reply to every post I can think of anything to say about, if everyone or /brit did this it would be a much better general tb h

Hello /brit/. Dont know what these generals are about but they are fast. Just wondering.

How many are you are actual virgins? British girls are such sluts I imagine the amount is pretty low right?

Looking up coffee shops in Aylesbury for somewhere to take Josie on our first date

Like 90% of irish online fancy themselves mcgregor Ive noticed

As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

i think day time /brit/ is 40% incel IIRC

leftists should be hung by the neck until dead

youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c

Good song.

we're celts tbqh

literally me btw

From what I can tell in his videos, no he hasn't made any effort to move out

madman

playing Sleeping Dogs
not impressed

>ah yes this guy who disappeared for like ten years who I barely remember has returned
>let's give him all the secrets of our illegal activities yes
>I trust this man unconditionally because he shot a few people and did a few jobs for me
>you have been a member of my street gang for literally a week but if I die you're in charge over my lieutenants who have been with me for years
>within five missions after telling you you're in charge if something happens to him, Winston gets killed

very much unimpressed with this meme game
at least I got it cheap though

incel?

These spudniggers are fucking pathetic.

Kissless, handholdless virgin here

Lost my handholding virginity last year tho, so progress has been made

>:3
Ahh yes very good Russian dog, I would slip my thick Celtic cock into your toothless mouth quite smugly

Shut up cunt, never did I once "LARP" as mcgregor nor have I once lied in any of my previous posts

I spend all day thinking of funny posts that I actually laugh out loud at when they are in my head, then I post them and nothing. Not a you to be had.

Hopefully him and the dentist have one last battle.

he keeps blithering on about moving his piano, nothing else though

INvoluntary CELibates

Meant hugless virgin at the start

>British girls are such sluts
Says who? Cred Forums?

The entire country isn't lower class chavs

>not liking John Woo film the game

Literal plebeian.

FONT

Actually just did a quick check and if I had to move to a different flat I could literally pack everything in about an hour

having a minor chuckle

>tfw was a virgin until I was 18
am a turboautist though so

I dont actually reply to posts I laugh at

Im a cunt I know

really good song

half of the people on /brit/ between 4pm-12am are simply retarded
all they do is post the same jokes and make the same replies
oc is not welcone

Autism?

>Gay jokes
>Not from finnish boypuccy poster
Unacceptable.

So you're genuinely autistic?

there is nothing inherently wrong with any of those things

thank you, mr walken

Thats literally "Stranglehold" though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranglehold_(video_game)

wow a virgin until 18
you must have really had it hard

Don't get me wrong, it's quite fun
just very cliche and predictable

Don't think I've ever watched a John Woo film in my life though

There is a virgin version of this general called /britfeel/ on /r9k/

This is a general for sexually active and employed young british men

Unfortunately some of the freaks like seem to have got lost

neither has he

me

fuck off cuckold

yep
very very hard
:'(

No but I have manic depression. Not autistic, quite the normie but I come here to vent my autistic frustration 2bqh.

no, minimalism

I don't have a shitload of stuff so it's simply very quick to pack

>you spastic brained thick cunt.

God I fucking love Hard Boiled.

I recommend Hard Boiled or The Killer as a starting point.

does anyone actually have a manbun unironically??

I tell a lie.
He did Bulletproof Monk, right?

makes me sick knowing that I could be accidently interacting with a virgin at any time

its honestly hard to beat the feeling of blowing a load in a cute girls mouth. its better than sex

was cheeky nandos the ultimate normie meme?

There was a girl at uni who was a friend, but not a close one. She used to put her hand on my leg when we sat together at pre-drinks and when we went out she used to pull me onto the dance floor and hold my hand. She also used to find silly excuses to talk to me around campus.

She knew I was a virgin and I always assumed she was taking the piss

Can someone without the tism tell me what this was?

wat u problem m8 ?

is this some joke I don't get

No, but it did have Yun-Fat Chow in it though.

only people who've just lost their virginity care lol

She wanted you
That's fucking obvious

if she was pretty, she was taking the piss

if she was ugly, she wanted you

Have had so many casual sexual encounters that I dont even want them anymore

Fucked two girls last weekend after getting "wankered" and neither of them left me feeling happy.

Actually, I felt shitty all week because I just want a girl to spend time with and not constantly fucking

yes

girls actually throw themselves at me haha

I wouldn't say 2009 was 'just'
the only thing JUST is your life

just had a thought.

might go to south korea to get my undereye bulge fixed

girls r kewl ;3

they're fun to do things with

the fact you bang on about it makes you seem incredibly insecure though

Oh ffs

Done this before

would you explain the joke?

if I had to describe my life in word it would be drifting desu
I feel like i have achieved little and if I died nobody would even notice bar my family

I like to bully you to make up for lesser success in other departments

I'm just going to drink whiskey and listen to playlist 7 until I pass out

ah yes

lol

I'm 27 m8 and had a gf for 5 years. You'll not bully me lmao, you just seem quite pathetic.

john woo: the game would not have such abysmal, afterthought gun-play

breddy much me rn

wakemeup.png

>arse cancer
>le racis freg
>black people be crazy n shiiiiiiiieeeeet

hm yes very impressive

Would you lads?

>accidentally open front-facing camera
>get suicidal depression

ah yes

How many of you are NEETS? seems kind of comfy, but dont know how long I could handle it

I'll fucking bully who I want grandad

Does your missus know you like to chat up little boys on the internet?

>tfw good-looking
>still incel

It's worse.

OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS

I FOUGHT FOR MY MEALS

I GET MY BACK INTO MY LIVING

I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT

TO PROVE I'M RIGHT

I DON'T NEED
TO BE FORGIVEN YE YE YE YEEEEUEHHHAAA

>you live in the timeline where a cartoon frog is a hate symbol
mixed feels tbqh

thank god my country isn't covered in red

ah yeah
prefer the h2h combat

the slow motion while vaulting/shooting from a car is fun though
>shoot back car tire
>car flips through the air and explodes in a fireball

ah yes, very impressive

Know that feel all too well

I laugh at your childish insecurities

Don't cry.

Don't raise your eye...

It's only teenage wasteland

Your country is literally 30% Muslim

would appreciate it if you lads didn't post such hateful images

SALLY TAKE MY HAND

TRAVEL SOUTH CROSSLAND

PUT OUT THE FIRE

AND DON'T LOOK PAST

MY SHOULDER

THE EXODUS IS HERE

THE HAPPY ONES ARE NEAR
LET'S GET TOGETHER
BEFORE WE GET
MUCH OLDER

Feels

Used to listen to this a lot in 6th form

Stop using the word 'lad' all the time if you want to be taken seriously Hillshill.

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business idea: take away guns from everyone, and replace them with swords

someone do a new

>says the 47 year old bloke posting frogs with a load of kids nearly 10 years younger than him on a vietnamese finger painting forum

Date went well laddos

>No Man’s Sky is being investigated by the Advertising Standards Authority

Making a folder full of Pepes now that the media are calling it a racist symbol desu. Please post some so I can add to my collection.

always wonder what JFs are doing in my threads
don't you lot have your own generals
why are you here
what do you want

>I was posting on Cred Forums while your mum was wiping your arse

feels good

The day of Simon Peres' death no less :(
RIP conscience of humanity

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Haha cant believe people fell for this shite

>tfw good-looking incel but starting to lose hair so won't be good-looking for many more years
>rejected opportunities to shag/date actual 8/10s because noreason.jpg
>by the time I get aroudn to doing anything probably too late to get high tier girl
FeelsNazi-amphibianMan

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>he shaves his pubic hair
How does it feel to be a poof?

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I have been a fan of bbc for a while, but I've only been able to enjoy it twice. For me it's been all about giving the black man what he deserves, to see the white man taken down a peg and have himself elevated.

Both times, I loved thinking about my racist ass family (going back generations) and what they would think if they knew their son/grandson would be on his knees with his lips wrapped around a black man's cock.

Even more so, if they knew their white male relation spread his legs for a black man. I come from anal stimulation quite easily, and I wish my racist dad and grandpa knew that two black men had given me an anal orgasm while I lay on my back like a woman and begged them to fuck me harder

feels smooth, man

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>tfw pubic hair is triangular, no hair on stomach or chest and no snail trail

Literally a woman hahaha

first second or so reminded me of the antiques roadshow theme, which lead me to daydream about how in the distant future rares might well be valuated by the same broadcaster that currently considers them a hate symbol wowee

london

ahh yes the great (you) famine

>ah yes this particular pepe was a ancient hate speech symbol

Don't worry lads, I'm making a new thread as we speak

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t. Rasheed

new thread

not only is pepe a symbol of the alt right extremist group but he was also used as propabda by violent right wing british terrorists to call for Britain to leave the European Union

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