/cum/

Kill yourself Germ
S1-S3 Spongebob is for all ages and is literally a masterpiece

I never liked it t.b.h.
Fun fact: Squidward is called Thaddäus Tentakel in the German dub.

What are cheesy doodles?

Kek

DELET THIS

Superior twin coming through.

Squilliam Fancypants is my nigga

m8 pls

DAHNALD

This house is too loud for me

dank post

I LOVE LENI LOUD
I WANT TO MARRY HER

>/cum/ has to deal with our autism for a while now
o i am laffin

Marshmallow finally came out for my phone and now I can view .webms in Chrome again

She's a fine young lady.

/cum/ you look like you need to be inspired
inspirobot.me/
Post inspirations

>He says the n word

>phone
>Cred Forums
>chrome
Use fucking Clover or sell your iphone you spaz

What's the longest you've ever grown your pubes

hello i am here to fuck white girls

I've tried you autist, none of the Cred Forums apps want to load any threads o my phone for some reason, regardless of if I'm using wifi or data
Then again maybe it's worth another try after this update

>tfw you'll never be chad in korea
>tfw you'll never have unlimited access to prime kpop pussy
youtu.be/Z6OxJMuSnx4

>tfw you will never black a qt Korean girl

You can have your way with white girls my dark skinned friend
But stay the fuck away from asians. They're pure and don't need you ruining them

>prime kpop pussy
you can just get an onahole that will feel 100% the same
they even use the same materials found in korean vaginas as well

Hold up buddy, you use Android, Windows, or iPhone?

>this meme again
You need to learn to better hide your jealousy Stacy

Do any of you go to your local butcher? Just got some steaks from mine

FUCK YOU I DONT WANT A WHITE GF

Does windows or apple have a Marshmallow update?

>eating meat
plebian

/r9k/ said I look alright. Is that a bad thing?

Post pic

>American people

What was your face when the incest menace was finally put down for good?

I don't either
At least there are plenty of asian gfs to go around...across the ocean
;_;

Why are American Armyfags so easily triggered and always super defensive.
Do they actually think they serve a higher purpose.

There are no spoilers here, though. :(

Why would you ever post your face on /r9k/
They are very useful pawns of the Jews

I havent watched since the date epiode, what happened
just do it gaylord

Jesus Christ that Ronnie

FUCKING MEXILOLIS OFF MY /CUM/

Why does that matter exactly?

Yes, great deals if you buy the whole animal.

Yeah

U girl

>eating
baka

>pedophiles that get off on childrens cartoons

into the oven you go

I know, right?

Luan is the vastly superior girl.

w-what do you do with the meat?

>be in my polisci class
>girl with dyed hair and nose ring keeps talking about how bad capitalism is
>bernie stickers on mac
>drinking starbucks
>goes to tumblr
>scrolling through and it's just a sea of blm and other sjw stuff
>suddenly while scrolling through her feed it's a series of half a dozen gifs of interracial porn
>scrolls through super fast, but I saw
I think I've encountered a real life meme today lads

Thanks for leaking the unreleased episode you fucking leaf.

At least until she got ruined by the only episode she starred in.

>polisci class

no, you're the meme, bud.

I thought we all agreed that she is a fucking bitch

why are so many on Cred Forums opposed to using Cred Forums on your phone?

are they still claiming that only normies have cell phones? despite cell phones being a complete necessity for survival in the modern world

Gen eds are a thing in America you kraut shit

>new fotm garbage for Cred Forums to spam

fuck off back to Cred Forums or the booru misha

>cell phones are a complete necessity for surivival in the modern world

Based Iceland has good taste.

kys my man

...

Kenny ;_;

Why does this show trigger you fat lards so much

>not taking polisci class to btfo libshits

There is no feeling better than seeing a liberal get angry over the facts. One girl in my class even started to whine about "the white man's crimes" and shouting at me. I still get a little erect thinking about it

How many of you autists are sporting TACTICAL SUNGLASSES

Hyper autists who sit in front of the computer all day and have no need for phones, propogated by hypernormies who think they can fit in by sharing the opinions of the vocal minorities here

put it in my mouth cave

someone say fotm?

There is literally nothing wrong with browsing Cred Forums on your phone

A modern phone is literally a handheld computer that can communicate with people in less time

I've yet to see one good argument against Luan

tactical how?
where's the proof?

It feels wrong to me desu
I'm doing it now, but something about browsing on desktop makes it so mucch better. All personal preference I guess

Cred Forums's mobile layout is pretty solid, no need for apps really

Gumball isn't fotm

Hey :3

She did nothing wrong.

In b4 the WORST SISTER pasta.

No, but the mother of his chinese counterpart was

Good taste Norwaybro

This except for the fact there's no fucking filter system, not even a basic one aside from individually hiding posts by hand
I don't know why they've made all these updates recently to improve the mobile browsing experience but they can't be bothered to add one little critical feature

i like this thread

Stop with your fucking anime talk
what the fuck is wrong with you

>he needs filters
never understood this form of autism

Where the AMWF guy at? I just saw the funniest post relating to you

"Tygers mental illness is an enigma that not even god understands. He has literally spent 4 years at least and possibly 10 or more at most, on non PSL sites, shitposting as a full time job. You dont just recover from that, go get a job and a gf and move on with life. Hes fucked forever. His whole life 1s and 0s on various servers. I wonder if his parents even know hes alive. They probably stopped pushing food through his trapdoor years ago."

IT'S THE LOUDSHACK

IN THE NUTHOUSE
IN THE NUTHOUSE

I just want to filter tripfags

Hi Finland

>Dank yanks driving Tanks with lamb shanks into a bank

Holy shit I can rap

Why

There's no threadwatcher either

what a shit line

straight fire 100 100

Only good thing about filters is that you can ACTUALLY rustle someones jimmies enough for them to filter your posts on an anonymous taiwanese knitting forum

>tfw sick
>tfw no mommy gf to take care of me

>lamb
>shanks
>rhyming

Post chink feet

CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE

I'm going to bed now

CYA

I want her to shrink me and then step on me with her bare feet!

Night hero

Same bud

Don't forget to reset ur router friendo

why does mexico hate us?

What's Hillary doing?

imgur.com/gallery/WxsAR

She is evil and must be stopped.

Who is she cosplaying as?

How is America today?

The Chuuni girl.

idk but you know realize the whole image is in bad res except for her boot.

I spit hot fire.

Pussy isn't very aesthetics

...

infowars is gonna have field day with this

SHES BACK
H
E
S

B
A
C
K

Literally who?

YES

I'm so happy, timid Meiko a shit

>started raining in 30c weather in Commieland
WTF

Not even, I just don't think it's the best looking thing in the world. It definitely feels great putting your cock inside it tho

*gets impeached*

*gets inaugurated as the President of /cum/*

where at?

I just realized the /cum/ president is a woman

yea canachan is pretty cute

LOLA A BEST AND A CUTE

canachan sucked an orphans dick for a q tip

...

*looses the fateful lighting of my terrible swift sword*

I lied

But srsly canachan is adorable

youtube.com/watch?v=GtBhslH0lf8

help me lads, i have a tiny blister on the tip of my tongue that is really annoying, i get it for a few days about every 6 months

>I lied

use a scissor

its too small to accurately cut off

>every 6 months
try a blister on the inside of the cheek one week per month

Man through it, that's all you can really do. It happens to most of us

Were you raised by your mom

...

dad died when i was 13

walmart.com/search/?query=brujeria
JAJAJAJAJAJA

who /400lbs/ here?

How'd he die?

Hi

sup

something wrong with his heart, i came home from school and found him dead on the couch, died in his sleep

whats /cum/ listening to?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EV-vU-HvlHI

>tfw trusted fart and unironically sharted

youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

its happened to the best of us
julius caeser, leonardo da vinci, hermann göring, napoleon
none are immune to the guiles of a shart

who /metal/ here
youtube.com/watch?v=iwbTSlpRno0

I really hate leftists lads

Shame they seem to takeover wherever they go

who /Ash vs the Evil Dead/ here?

That sucks bud. I'm sure you make him proud

The balding guy with the curly hair isn't intimidating enough for this photo. Sideshow bob lookin motherfucker.

What? They've been losing cultural relevance for like a year.

youtu.be/LtU3vUOa2sw

thanks i appreciate it

What about Berniefags?

cuck

I don't think girls can shart let alone even fart desu

youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

excellent taste
shit taste t. chicagoan
no one

I forgot to take my vitamins again, buds

My doc is going to be very disappointed

Not really

I watched PBS Newshour earlier and at times it was explicitly anti white male and throughout the entire time was very pro nonwhite

>mfw Lucy will never be real

There is nothing inherently racist about wanting to build a wall to keep illegal immigrants out. Nevermind the logistics. Why can't people grasp that?

He was an open socialist and couldn't beat a war hawk like Hillary.

Of course news/media outlets are going to be like that. I meant society in general. Trust in media is at an all time low with Americans and liberal comedy shows can barely get enough ratings to keep themselves on air

because that wall keeps out illegal mexicans who happen to be brown and being mean to brown people is mean >:(

It's more of the fact that he leeched off the democratic party for attention which worked since he snagged the millennials (lol) who happen to be more left leaning than older generations; and STILL whine about Hillary and will throw away their votes on Bernie or Stein

Jcm is a god

Can a woman make a good president?

Merkel has proved no.

we'll see come november, wont we?

No
A woman does not have the strength to lead a nation a big and powerful as the U.S.A

Croatia? Sure. Australia? Alright. The States? Fuck no

This is not a meme answer, women are literally physically unfit to be president of one of the most powerful countries on Earth

Australia had a good woman PM, right?

So what do you suspect will happen when hildog wins?

government mandated penis inspection for every male

>tfww to intelegant too pass an IQ test

Right on mangz

>Islamic culture could not possibly be further from progressive western """values."""
>Liberals want us to embrace muslim immigrants as part of our "culture"(whatever the fuck that is)

Am I missing something? Muslims believe in killing fags, and keeping women under a god damn rug when they go out in public. Guess I'm just a racist bigot.

>So what do you suspect will happen when hildog wins?
I personally can't predict who is gonna win, but Hillary would be a failure of a president because the stress of being president will literally affect her health too much to be an effective president

Trump at least has a confident and strong character. Argue about his policies all you want, he is objectively a more suitable man for the job of President of the U.S.A

At least, imo of course

I'm with her

good man

>Muslims believe in killing fags, and keeping women under a god damn rug when they go out in public
That's not true you racist bigot

Please don't let Hillary win. I live in NYC. We're the first place refugees will be taken to :(

>tfw hit 25 recently
>found my first wrinkle on my forehead
>realized how little I achieved in this quarter of a century
>how I am still single
>How I still work minimum wage
>How I haven't achieved a single university diploma

Literally crying bitch tears over it honestly, why did it all go so wrong. I had amazing grade all my life without even trying, why couldn't I make a tiny effort to get anywhere, why did I have to go the lazy path and give up on everything I've ever attempted..

>70% of /cum/ in the future

lmao what are you guys even doing

is her vagina eating that kids arm?

They are correct, fags are mentally ill and sluts should be sterilized.

>Simpsons is on season 28
>South Park is on 20

Refugees get sent to white places like Montana. You're fine.

I'm voting for her

Funny thing is I will be leaving the country second week of January on a 2 year visa :^)

do they really? That's nice, Montana is a pretty state

>come back to 6 years of hildog
nice going bub

Is there a version with 50's America on the right

I don't care. If refugees come to America period, we are just as cucked as Europe

Haven't met a refugee yet desu

Not all of them practice that but that is definitely and undeniable a facet of islam that exists and is completely incompatible with the values the left has instilled on their own people. We have seen this issue arise across Europe. The rapes, the beatings, etc.

>You will never be a filthy rich Mexican drug cartel lord surrounded by drugs and qt latinas

What was so significant about the Alamo that Texans never fucking shut up about it? Didn't the Mexicans win this battle anyway?

whats eating ass like

>be drug lord
>settle for """"qt"""" latinas

Fuck no, I guarantee they go for non-mustachio women

Waifu Wednesday

Post ur waifus lads

salty milk coins

...

Jenna

The small group of 5 Texan defenders killed billions of Mexicans. They 5 were lkilled after reaching 1 trillion Mexican deaths.

>tfw i recognize what this painting is based on

wimps itt

this

fight me you fat cunt

What fast food place has the best breakfast? What do you all usget? This is important I'm meeting up with a qt to do an assignment

>typing a report in school library today
>guy sitting behind me
>crying and talking about suicide
>this goes on for two hours

>not making breakfast yourself and inviting her into your home
fucking
retard
you dont have a chance

found the wimpiest

shit, I want this to happen to me too

chick fil a chicken biscuits

i really hate whingy bastards like that. like jesus no one cares

If he was actually suicidal, he would've tried to kill himself already.
He's probably just looking for attention.

he's a real wimp if you ask me

>waifuing Luan
>after April fools rules
kek tbqh

Qt crazy loli

Just finished my homework like a good boy

talk shit get hit canadian

Especially after April Fools Rules.

call me a wimp irl. bet u dont have the juice lil nigga.

have a glass of abuelita hot chocolate and run off to bed now, young man

we got a real wimp here buds.

Tito Dick "Dickman" over here is right, Luan is a fucking ass

I felt bad for him. I spoke with front desk and they had security talk to him and ask him if he wanted to call his mom or something.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Either way, something's wrong with that kid.

I think you underestimate how stressful school can be. Not a week ago there was a girl crying in front of our ODE lecture.

...

You wanna throw down bra? Let's go

It's only 7pm, I'm off to smoke some Mexican weed

driving to your hometown right now wimp.

0.25 gbp have been deposited into your account

really made me think...

Me and the gf

Thank inspribot

what a wimpy bunch of digits

DUDE

i want to cuck that faggot

WEED

JAJAJAJA

That's just a weak motherfucker attention whoring

He's expecting sympathy and attention

Are you the guy from last night who took the exam but didn't feel good about it?

Oh I get it, it's supposed to look like a Hitler stache

youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

I still fap to this. It's like jumping into a time machine and having a fap from the early 2000's.

gonna have a fap then go to the gym i reckon buds

ok

are you guys making fun of me

ok

You could do both at the gym.

The guy ruins it so badly. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't do a screen shot of his orgasm face every 20 seconds.

youtube.com/watch?v=c9CJafgIBZs

who /edgy/ here?

Best part is that none of those shots are edited

>gonna have a fap then go to the gym i reckon buds

bad meme

Yes
Haven't gotten my results yet
Had another test today but this one was easy haha

Hey man, keep up the good work blogging and shit, where can I sign up to get updates on my iPhone?

ok

youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw

This song is about me.

Ok m8 keep us updated I can feel it in my unhealthy American heart you did well

I think it's intentional

LADIES LOVE HIM

What's /cum/ listening to tonight?
youtube.com/watch?v=0E5NdEZiXyQ

m.youtube.com/watch?v=O7fimO1IAh0
thread theme

Let us hope you are right

I get panic attack level anxiety holding a baby with both hands, and this fag balances this babby on his palm, a fragile human being with a eggshell thin skull, for the sake of a photo op.

Big Bang Theory on TV.

I'm gonna crop one, ok?

janey mack is that gay
mine's way better

you all deserve to be gassed

Mary J. Blige

trust me, when you have a kid son you'll want to throw him all which way.

>I get panic attack level anxiety holding a baby with both hands
Thought I was the only one.

youtube.com/watch?v=2r1iesThvYg

Agreed desu

>post qt loli as OP
>Cred Forums general finishes in roughly 3 hours
hmmm
really makes u think

Listen there's no bush to beat around so I will straight tell you we all came for dat loli.

But what if I'm a functional member of society?

Just a coincidence

quality image

you deserve to be gassed twice for contributing to the abomination that is the modern world

bud u godda ged gassed wid us :DDDD

I didn't watch the debate. She won, didn't she? That's what everyone's been saying.

>you deserve to be gassed twice for contributing to the abomination that is the modern world

This desu

thats not a great fedora image

my post deserved better

youtube.com/watch?v=1nlEnnHGzPc

mexico's best and brightest

He HAS to go back

...

wow

>new thread
>not even at bump limit

What does it mean?

you make a new /cum/ thread around every 300 posts silly

idiot

>Leave Japan to me

Obama just gave a brilliant and completely justifiable reason why he veto'd the 9/11 families' bill:
>«Oh no! Foreign citizens will be able to sue us for things we did abroad!»

>age of fourteen
take it down to ten years.
yes, or unusually effeminate.
>Chrome
>he uses a browser set up by the C.I.A. to monitor his online actions.
[image]

Steak was good, worth $20/lb.

...

>vape
>eating steak at the fucking computer

dire

>pink meat
now I know you're a gaylord

I wish I had the time. I've been eating cafeteria food since school started. Also, cut against the grain reee

Desert is pic related
smoking is for fags, and my computer is my home
rare or die
I ate nothing but campus food last year, was terrible.

Any jews here? please tell me why milk & meat is zindik.
Is it because it's bad for human digestion?

>rare or die
If the cut's good. There's nothing worse than a rare top-round. It's like chewing through a leather belt.

I only eat New York strips 2bh, those and ribeyes are my fave.

Is this a thing now? Janny's going to delete the new thread when we're one away from the post limit?

based janitor keeping you shitheads in line

It was a shit fucking thread.

Good riddance.

...

it only got removed because some doofus posted girl in panties

>implying it wasn't because of avatar fagging

>implying it wasn't because of post limit

LMAO