/brit/

because it won't work and is ridiculous and dangerous

runtwear

>his sprinting speed is limited by eye winds
howling

youtube.com/watch?v=BXIpt9Zhmyg

you listen to this podcast homes?

>there will never be a comedy series like Peep Show or The Inbetweeners again

Bring on the race war, I'm ready to die.

is russell howard still alive?

oh fuck off

This is actually illegal

Unkess your a Paki

things like that don't just constantly get better
something else good will come along lad

i hope not

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can't believe someone would spend over $100 on any item of clothing

this must be why our generation is so broke

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all me

how did you manage to quote all my and only my posts

Mumford Makes Hops Great Again IPA

Very citrusy, very hoppy, a little piney

6.5/10

none me, arthur

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Nah modern British comedy is just character driven normie humour. American shite like Big Bang Theory or Two Broke Girls, laugh tracks and bazinga.

Aspie humour is dead and buried, normies couldn't relate. /brit/ keeps it alive but it's time in the mainstream is finished.

Are these john green crash course history lessons actually worth watching?

I watch loads of documentaries on history, but these just seem a bit childish

pirate scumbags

HE'S HERE

*walks towards the camera*

comedy is dead, banter will never die

me in the window

Pirate scumbags
youtube.com/watch?v=7jRFjE1xeSM

Thicc asians

google.co.uk/search?q=ruri saijo&client=ms-android-hms-tef-gb&source=android-home&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwid06TGu7PPAhUrIsAKHQjHC6UQ_AUICA#mhpiv=0

>the inbetweeners
>Aspie humour
lad literally what

normtrons love the inbetweeners

nice link you daft twat

Should I make a cheese toastie or go to sleep lads

This is important

no

The entire notion of ironic lad banter was created by the inbetweeners you mong

I'm talking about a series which is as groundbreaking.

Do you even realise most of /brit/ culture is ripped straight from the Inbetweeners? Let alone among the wider normie community. Its impact cannot be underestimated. And it is finished, gone forever. Nothing will replace it.

Kill me now.

finally getting in decent shape lads

was this the funniest moment in all television?

WHAT A GOOF

Choon

youtu.be/uHZJej98_T0

>The entire notion of ironic lad banter was created by the inbetweeners you mong
>I'm talking about a series which is as groundbreaking.
>Do you even realise most of /brit/ culture is ripped straight from the Inbetweeners? Let alone among the wider normie community. Its impact cannot be underestimated. And it is finished, gone forever. Nothing will replace it.
>Kill me now.

It bridged the gap between aspies and normans, however it was of the aspie.

How do I get over my fear of spiders and the dark

House mates need to shut the fuck up

cover yourself in spiders in a dark room for a day

don't they all have sex multiple times with different girls

if not then they get pretty frickin close

what a load of shite

Waaaake me uuuppp

Wheeeeen Septemeeeebeeeerrr eeeeennddssss

wish we were still hunter gatherers.

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post more of these

wow just leave me hanging then lads off to sleep it is really disappointed in you tonight /brit/

>16c

not a fan

Not including the films, only Neil properly gets laid and its just because hes an idiot.

good because ive been waiting a while to post this

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sheep goats cattle pigs horses camels donkey not native to americas

strawpoll.me/11325096

@runt

Don't even look at me

Inbetweeners is literally my experience of 6th form, except without the friends or hilarious adventures.

Unironically wish I was born in 1955 so I could be 20 years old in the 70's

Just imagine how much life would be without the internet bullshit

670
extremely poor post

hate racists

i do it as well

Too much fanny hair

well lad, were there any JF spellings in your autism game?

65483686

Love pubic hair tb h

I think it stems from the fact that I went through puberty late and didnt have pubes until I was 18.

skins is more abnormie than the inbetweeners and also better

>70 year olds in the 1960s were born in the Victorian era
>the US didn't even have 50 states

crazy to think

Skins is literally the most normie show on earth.

I stopped watching it because it made me feel like I was wasting my youth.

Technology ruins society imo

70's era tech is perfect

Don't need to progress past that

le wrong generation xD

>no internet
>no /brit/
>no banter with the lads
would've killed myself if I was born 10 years earlier Tbh lads

who the fucking world would live in (((Australia)))

hahahaha

>Skins is a British teen comedy drama that followed the lives of a group of teenagers in Bristol, South West England, through the two years of sixth form.
>Its controversial storylines have explored issues such as dysfunctional families, mental illness (such as depression, eating disorders and bipolar disorder), adolescent sexuality, gender, substance abuse, death and bullying.
ahh yes much more normier than "haha neil spunked on the car seats xD"

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the indus valley civilizations were remarkable for their time.

drainage, multi level homes with identical brick laying, perpendicular roads, drainage system, even built to keep the wind inside the city limits as a natural air conditioner

removed this labour voting wanker's balls then had a wee to celebrate lads haha x

>civilizations
FOY

>le wrong generation xD

the 1800s were the best time to live

>emotional problems
>parties
>drugs
>relationships

Unrefined normie sewage

Anything before the 60's was shit

Anything after 1995 is shit

snap

How do we reclaim the West for the white man?

there were normie characters and abnormie characters

inbetweeners had just slightly askew normie characters

*gets a scratch and dies of an infection at the ripe old age of 35*

I read that as Chinese toastie and now I'm wondering what that would be like

Saved lots of these kinds of posts

Can't wait until November when I'm going post them all over Cred Forums while they lose their shit because Drumpf lost.

Non-white race groups need to be controlled by whites once more for our own economic prosperity and racial well being.

I feel embarrassed reading this post tbqh

Not sure why anyone though trump would win. It was never very likely

I mean worse comes to worst, we dump Hillary in 4 years and move on. She's honestly one of the most qualified candidates that has ever run, and for some reason, she's held to a much higher standard than candidates before her (and beside her currently). To me, it shouldn't even be a contest. Choosing trump over Hillary is like going to the doctor and choosing a monkey to do your surgery instead of a surgeon who's had 35 years of experience.

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

Hillary has made some awful decisions, she's the weakest Dem candidate in decades. The only reason she was nominated is because the Clintons are a practically a political force in their own right within the Democratic party.

I just copied and pasted my post from a facebook status desu

Good to know lad.

Glad desu, it was quite frightening to think someone on /brit/ is that naive.

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Honestly people thinking that Hillary is guaranteed victory are ignorant to what is actually going on in the country.
It's going to be a close race like in 2000

cheers for correcting the record lad

You lads have Hot Cheetos in Britland?

Violent uprising and random attacks
But that won't happen

>tfw we had them for like a month then they disappeared
But what a ride though

Kek

yes

very tasty desu

though they're not widely stocked, but my local pakker sells them

just found out greeks were white

No. My Mexican-American gf was v disappointed when she first came to the UK

>No
we actually do sell them m8

think they're distributed by golden wonder

she came from greece she had a thirst for knowledge

matched with a VERY fit black girl (though I did super like her)

I thought they were Arabs desu

Good lad

They're excellent drunk chips

>chips
less o that talk lad

They're good but make me sick after like the jalapeño ones

Weak stomach betaboi

she studied neutral gendered pottery at rasheed's mosque

5 MINUTES until I'm allowed to go back home to my runt cave

I picked you some posies, Sherry Bobbins

taken to wearing short shorts recently lads

very comfy with this autumn weather. getting close to finding a gf i think lads. no specific girl, but the past few weekends Ive chatted girls up for a while and a few were keen

From 1 to 10 how homosexual are you?

no one is giving replies to each other

Sure you have, and so has every runt you trend worshipper

FONYT

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Questions lads. In a lecture there were no seats open in the back, so I had to sit next to a qt girl closer to the front.

I bantered with her for a bit throughout the class and then we broke off into random groups chosen by the prof. I wasn't in her group

But at the end of the class she came and found me and introduced herself to me and asked me my name. Looked her up on FB and shes single.

Do I sit next to her again in the lecture, or is that coming on too strong?

oi oi that's enough of that bigotry lad

Sitting next too her is a good step but if you can't handle social interactions and are going to act like an autist then don't

personally as an autist who hasn't spoken to a girl since about april i would say sit next to her again

..Anonymous
09/28/16(Wed)22:48:02 No.65484372

difference being i have glorious legs that have been built by squatting heavy weight

My ability to talk with girls is the only reason ive ever pulled, i'm very average looking and could never pull a girl on looks alone

Sit next to her again and pour it on strong lad you have to let her know your intentions from the very beginning especially being in the meat market that is uni

this sounds like bad advice

>uni lass
give it up lad, she's had more sausage than a butcher's

I'm with you right there, go get her boy

>give it up lad, she's had more sausage than a butcher's
lmao

Says the autistic virgin

Why don't you just hobble on back to /britfeel/ yeah?

rude

Thinking of going to Afghanistan on holiday lads

Pros and cons?

>cons
>Stan

>pros
Idk senpai

you can get bombed either by a durka or by NATO

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cons: you can get bombed by the taliban
pros: you can get bombed by the taliban

i think when i was starting uni i had it my mind that "make your intentions known really early" was a good viewpoint and i probably lost out on making friends with girls because of it

for him maybe it is different but i think if you're a bit of a sperg your best bet is to try and make friends not be an alpha normie.

Alexander the Great built this fortress in western Afghanistan

>making friends with girls

Creasing

more like Alexander the Great Bender haha

im not sure if you're a turbonormie or a turboautist but im leaning towards it being the latter

Girls are terrible at conversation and their interests are usually shallow as fuck

how useful are girls besides of being sex toys and giving birth???

good to have some girl friends mate. maybe not hangout with them one on one. but have them come around when you have the lads around

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Beta scumbags

>how useful are girls besides of being sex toys and giving birth???

pirate fedora posters are better than you

Fuck off you fat shitskin

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Any lads want to visit this mosque with me?

fucks sake

una vela

trudeau is posting here

Alright doggos are god tier but so is the thing on the right

You might be overreacting lad

lol no one is able to respond my question hahaha

all me

Wonder what war is like

Don't think I'd make it tbqh

Name of the girl?

If you kill your enemies they win

Paleocons supported reagan's moderate beheaders in afghanistan.....and now the assholes dare to say that Putin is the based man because he is saving syria from moderate beheaders

let's all meet back at the malt shop

Soviet Union imported Africans to have sex with Russian women

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russian

his country has more niggers in a ghetto, than russia

Ah, that first sip of the day

I just got this edition of Nat Geo
very shit edition overall
main articles are about millennials being vain and selfies
"New Europeans"
African american mumbo jumbo
and poachers

should have gone a few years ago when the government was giving away paid vacations there.

Elon Musk is going to cry like a bitch hahahaha
spacenews.com/russian-aviation-company-to-acquire-sea-launch/

where's job? hahaha

Why were white people so useless and stupid for so long while other races were building empires?

carnists reeeee

Lads, I just found out that yanks don't even have chip and pin payments yet, nevermind contactless

What the actual fuck

i say we all move to the middle east and build a church

let's see how they like it

>zero sugar energy drink
what's the point

this has to be a joke

when was this?

only time I can think of was very early civilization when there were only a tiny handful of proper civil societies.

i say we go to the middle east and bomb them

lets see how they like it

except we'll do it with high tech fighter planes rather than crude homemade bombs

they don't and it drives me nuts when I go there.

Nice job giving the Jews complete control over your finances

I only pay cash I don't even have a debit card I make in-person withdrawals from my neighbourhood non-Jewish bank

>Nice job giving the Jews complete control over your finances

>I only pay cash
>cash

ummmmm....... Lad?

if you're going to be this fucking backwards why not keep it all under your bed

creasing at your life

tony has that front covered lad x

*goes to shops*

ah yes i'd like 20 lamberts please

*whistles for my pigeon to bring my pennies*

it's good to be an american

*gets shot and dies*

Nice current year "argument"

You won't be laughing when you lose everything and are stuck wearing a hair shirt when everything crashes again

intriguing video
really made me think

i.4cdn.org/int/1475119820340.webm

we do have chip payment though

>implying cash has any real value
and all your money will just be fancy paper and plastic.

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>I shoudn't of quit the nail salon
I'm dying

just lost all my fucking files because windows corrupted my user profile. had to do a complete reinstall. genuinely might kill myself now

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Had any important documents there lad?

If you're willing to kill yourself over losing files and didn't back them up then you deserve to die tb h

america is the most third world first world nation

That smile and mouth was Godly handcrafted to suck cock

yes. all my uni work
fuck off you fucking neet piece of shit, some of us have important shit to do

Might do a poo

Might not

1 2

Really?

We have both

*1-2's you in the nutsack*

hate that Google is hiding free streaming sites now
might just start using Bing like I do for porn.

let's talk about weird shit that yanks do

why does their bread have sugar in it?

cuz they're fat lmao

It tastes better that way

duck duck go

dont give money to microsoft

don't like 2s lips

I can understand it for some types of bread like pic related (but this is more of a specialty roll)

but not regular bread

Yank bread is shit in general.

THIS

I always top myself off with a REAL mans flavour

Dang bro

Disagree

Dogpile

Enjoy your diabetus

Ice Lemon Relentless is the GOAT

anyone ever make their own bread?

not like in a shitty breadmaker or anything

I like to make spiced bread or bake nuts into it.

i bet your teeth are fucking rancid

piss off you NONCE

yeah canadian bread is AMAZING though. wish I could order some bread from canada, their bread is vastly different from our bread here

>Nice current year "argument"
literally did not mention the current year at all

i asked you if you're going to be so paranoid about debit cards/chip'n'pin then why not just keep all your money at home

oh fuck off you weapon

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>Yank bread is shit in general
just like their """""""cheese"""""""

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

yeah but canadian cheese though, that shit is the real deal. need to go on a canadian cheese tourism trip

note: DO NOT mention bread around Yanks

yank cheese is top fucking tier. that shit in a can is sooo fucking good mmmmmmmmmmmmm

american cheese is godly as well

people literally do come up here to try our cheese ',;^)

note: DO NOT mention cheese around yanks

why are you talking about cheese

not voting

>bread
>cheese

You fat fuckers

why would you not talk about cheese? its the best thing ever

blue chesse tastes like shit

cucknadians do a fuck off for me, thanks

LITERALLY two of the most important foods

what the fuck do you eat? rice and peas?

>Noting how important it is for him to find a campaign that stirs genuine optimism and enthusiasm in its supporters, sources confirmed Tuesday that precious little voter Adam Higgins needs to feel inspired by a candidate. “To be perfectly honest, I just can’t bring myself to vote for someone I’m not excited about,” said the delicate little flower, who simply has to experience an authentic and personal connection to a candidate and believe in his wittle-bitty heart that the candidate’s message will legitimately move the country forward in meaningful and significant ways.

chileANO in my tinder lads

t. literal pleb

the 90s were a mistake lads

Not bad I'd say, make her moan with that unbereable accent, that'll make me cum so hard

Healthy food you case of diabetes waiting to happen

FINALLY found a site streaming Battlestar Galactica

>healthy food
ah yes very specific

rub chili in her eyes

the beach there is shit and always crowded

Vegetables and lean meats you spacker it's not hard

>FINALLY found a site streaming Battlestar Galactica

>streaming
ey up grandad bit late for you int it haha

orange pekoe, green tea or some gunpowder tea?

>90s kids are now in their 30s

>i eat nothing but vegetables and lean meat
wew what an exciting diet you have

crack out quinoa lads i'm feeling daring tonight

all the torrent sites are getting shitcanned by Uncle Sam

gunpowder

directly into your throat

through a rifle

Any tips for talking to Latinas?

maybe if you're too much a joey to get on a private tracker

morning lads

seems inefficient way to deliver tea
you know Gunpowder is just they way its prepared and not a type of tea.

wew

>unhealthy foods that lead to chronic disease and early death are fun and exciting

Ah yes

canacucks OUT

Just be cool, an european would be something different and interesting for them

there's such thing as moderating
eating some cheese won't hurt you

is it always you autistically raving about leafs?

might go for a cheeky pre-work wank

*eats a slice of bread and cheese*
shit lads think i'm dying

where do you go to wank

Hmm too bad I'm autistic haha

I haven't left for work yet

>yanks
>moderating eating

might take some pre-workout before my wank

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Don't worry unless you're an tartarian hamplanet, everything has a way

can you post the man with the golden balls one

Let me guess you also enjoy the occasional tobacco product or alcoholic beverage

Nah I'm good I'll stay healthy and /fit/ af and desired by women you can stay none of that

Cred Forums is a fucking joke lads
>polls show Clinton is up
>"NICE (((POLL))) YOU GOT THERE THANKS FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD FUCKING SHILL WE ALL KNOW POLLS ARE RIGGED FUCKING KIKES"

>polls show Trump is up
>"HAHAHA CTR BTFO WE DONE IT GUYS USA USA USA"

trying too hard for a hat post

I'm not at at all I have visible abs

not really a fan of tobacco but nothing wrong with alcohol either you queero

anybody with a brain doesnt trust the polls...

this entire election is up to voter turnout desu

Till they find out your some uptight loser whose no fun to hang out with

Cred Forums is just a board for angry conspiracy theory wanker Yanks desu

shaking im so nervous. havent been able to sleep.

proposing to the gf this weekend

The occasional glass of wine is okay if you're drinking it for the anti oxidants but anything else causes cancer

Look it up yourself

Then what the hell is wrong, go get'em

theres tons of brits on pol "desu"

weeb faggot. quit using terms like that

who in the fuck supports shillary clinton though

>cucknadians using the word yank
having a bit of a laugh

>this entire election is up to voter turnout desu
No, like every other US election it's up to the Electoral College. The popular vote is utterly meaningless.

there's an art to this m8

you're completely butchering it desu

>hanging out with women

I only spend time with women in order to get laid and for that all you need to do is be good looking like I am

Go ahead and stick with your PUA "fun guy" shit I'm sure it'll work for you one day

what would've happened if the persians came out on top of the greeks?

everything causes cancer

It's not an uncommon word up here despite what you fat idiots may believe.

I have autism pretty bad so I'm terrified of women

this yank is absolutely GAGGING for a hat post

don't give him one lads he hasn't earned it

the electoral college is about as establishment as it gets

youre saying trump will not win this election under any circumstances?

the electoral college can literally say lol populism and hand the election to shillary

they did several times
then they got fucked eventually

arguably they had it better in the end because Greece faded into irelivance and was passed around like a cheap whore for thousands of years meanwhile Persia always managed to break free and become at the least a regional power.

reminder 70% of canadians live within 100 miles of the US border. They are that obsessed with americans

lmao

yeah I'm sure it is, just like you say wanker and shite all the time
canadians are basically british anyway

>tfw mechanized armies can cover that in a day

feels bad man

I thought it was pretty clear that's what I meant

>canadians are basically british anyway
exactly and that's why they can stay

you on the other hand
OUT

Not even girl friends? At least a cousin to help you practice if you're that bad

Why haven't you guys annexed Canada yet?

the 90s were the pinnacle of human history, it's all downhill from here

kek, canacuck on a proxy detected

HATE normies

said no brit ever

We don't say wanker. Some people say shite if they're prudes about saying the word shit.

Yank is a fairly common word for Amerifats here.

We are British enough. The royal family is visiting my province and it's a fairly big deal, there's headlines about their trip every day in the newspapers.

>Why haven't you guys annexed Canada yet?
because we got there first

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Forgive me Master for I have misbehaved.

>ham stuck between my teeth
>no toothpicks in my new flat
ffs lads

>Some retard on Hansen vs. predator cant tell that a 19 year old man isnt a 13 year old boy

ah yes

so can flying columns of guerrillas with backpacks full of bombs for US civilians

we actually like canadians m8

y'know because they're loyal and still under the crown
i understand you have trouble understanding this

ah yes, you all are very british. very much more similar to brits than americans. what's that, the royal family from any country visiting is big news? wow, you guys are british!

(((shimon peres))) died because he did not posted machines

Mormonism is pretty cool lads.
unironically considered conversion.

>republic
>non-jf

lizzie is not impressed

it's a bait image made by a paddy

Cracking up picturing a canadian with their american accents saying shite or yank

whats the purpose of the ((( gimmick

>you will never snipe a marine in the braincase from 400 yards with a moist nugget in urban combat defending your hometown

By that line Canada is Spanish

((()))

Why are you so mad that we aren't republican faggot apes like you lot?

m8 the vikings landed on Newfoundland way before you spics ever got here.

canada is literally under the english throne you mong

i'm nearly 22 now and i still look the same as when i was 16, haven't had any new hair growth since then either

for this reason i choose to believe i am immortal

>faggot

alri yank

jog on cucknadian
nice projecting, nu male

>go to canada
>pay in US dollar
>it works

nice feel desu.

You got a point there

I was saying that the Spanish got first to the continent not that Canada is not the Commonwealth you mongo
>Canada is danish m8

nu-males in canada are republican

that means their culture is inherently british! they are not american at all!

>All transactions are done 1:1
>Lose a fuckton of money

Thanks for the free money. Did this to so many yanks and pocketed the difference when I worked as a cashier.

i bet you paid 1:1 you absolute weapon

Who gives a shit desu? its the same canadian always doing this in these threads. I've learned to not even bother with him. He constantly tries his best to fit in and its just utterly pathetic.

You're better off ignoring him. Nearly every other post he makes is about americans and how much different canadians are.

Nova

don't know why they insist shitting up the thread every night with this

wonder if the archives will still exist in 100 years for our great great-grandkids (or those of normies who managed to breed) will be able to read our shitposts

i like to think some future kid one day will write an essay on the 'doing a poo' gimmick

I've shot a deer from 500