/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

rate me /cum/

>Canada is gay for Mexico
>Mexico loves US, but US hates Mexico
>US wants to be friends with Canada
>Canada doesn't want anything to do with the US

We got our selves a 2016 ABC TV show right here fellas.

>world'smostinterestingman/10

Yes.

first for south west terror fest

White/10

snack/bar

>gay shit

respondes mi pregunta, porfa?

Only Mexico and Canada are gay

sexy beard

...

latinos will replace you and it's great

youtube.com/watch?v=n8F55puGHIs

still 2gay4me son

I know.

>Topic of thread I want to make honestly belongs on Cred Forums
>I haven't opened Cred Forums in a year and would rather not
Where should I put it

tengo como 6 años usan 4chin y 3 posteando mi cara

t. works at a box factory

>not Cred Forums-edition

up your ass

in here
*unzips butthole*

Yeah don't go there, bunch of underage faggots now.

What's it about?

I'm neet now, but used to work in the statistics department, but they kicked me out

You look like Oscar Isaac's less attractive cousin

how do i shot web, /cum/?

You were a census worker? Did you knock on people's doors and hear indiscriminate shouting?

DESU with you user, basically it's about how I want to fuck my sister but I'm not sure how to go about it. Like how should I seduce her? Should I cook her something?

gracias

Get the fuck out of our continent you fuck. Take your quote with you.

So user, why do you believe you're the best qualified candidate for this position?

oops. meant for

I dunno, advice? R9K?

I want in life is to watch baseball while using my THICC Dominican gf's ass as a pillow. Is that too much to ask for?

no, I was a lawyer helper (I have degree in another thing, but finded only this job)

i'm young dumb and full of cum

I can say "breasts" in 12 different languages, AND ride a bike without using the handlebars

stop when you're about to cum. repeat

You can go to /trash/

That's cool. I hope you find employment, or whatever you're searching for in life.

did someone say /trash/

What do you guys even do all day

what the fuque is /trash/

youtube.com/watch?v=HkQ5-r7srLE

school
work
lol

matricide

Seconding R9K

go to class
browse the chan
drink myself to sleep wondering where my life went so wrong

sometimes watch anime or play vidya

I fuck OP's mom

Explain this pic
is your school campus comfy? Mine is

i've been reading the bible backwards

trim the beard

work
shitpost
spend time with the bf
drink
play dat dere geetar
play autistic map paintan games
comfy life

youtube.com/watch?v=Nv_u4o6k3Kg

chicano gangster music

i touch myself, watch anime, and shitpost on Cred Forums

two days a week i go to class though

Little spider just repelled down onto my keyboard and now he lives in there. I hope the keystrokes don't kill him.

Of all foreign leader, he picked that asshole VICENTE FOX?!

Arizona is that state you think is going to be total shit but it has some pretty great cities.

>is your school campus comfy? Mine is
Not really, but I enjoy going to class and spending time with friends, so I don't mind.

Mine is right next to the sea, so you can go there and chill between classes, if you want to.

Different kind of comfy but I do prefer the cold.

There's only one good part of Arizona and it's the north. Any part south of Sedona is basically Mexico.
>tfw dispensary has $50 half oz, $100 oz
what a time to be alive my dudes

I honestly like the desert there. It's nicer than the Mojave for sure. Also, Phoenix is decent compared to shitholes like LA.

whats the exchange rate on GF's to USD?

ALEPPO!
L
E
P
O
!

Phoenix and LA are both awful places. The desert is for fags, forest + small town or die

Depends on how strong TFW is.

I am a leaf!!!!
Also why this thread so shot?

I'm not saying Flagstaff is bad. It's a quaint little city. I bet that's why it's so popular with the gays.

Temps just dipped into the 60s this week

This
Cities are overrated hooey

its been on a steady upward climb as we head into Fall

economists believe it will skyrocket once the days get shorterand US males recluse inside to escape the cold

Burn. Ice-cold!

Phoenix is full of people like this, everywhere

turn your man's tripcode back on.

they look nice

I wonder if this will hurt the MFW market.

day 2 of not beating off
I don't feel different

>jeans with open-toed shoes
this irritates me

...

On girls I don't mind, but guys wearing sandals in general is pretty awful

ok

Why half-ass it? It's like guys wearing a suit jacket with a t-shirt. It doesn't make sense.

Хoхлo-Кiт їбёт вac вo poт.

[uses thee to wipe dirty anus in the woods]

Modern business casual. Jogger suits are the future. Get comfy

OC from a long time ago.

crippling depression memes?

...

sad

but that meme isn't about depression

t. meme pro

Someone on malefashionadvice will defend this

Ate too much pasta, guys.

in theory, could we harness memes as an alternative energy source?

sorry dad

>need internship and career conference is coming up where employers come by to find prospective hires
>shit 3.1 GPA

Am I done for buds?

I'd go gay for you, mexibro.

It's all about who you know.

RIP

better start applying at McDonalds as soon as possible

...

How do you even get a C? I would play video games 4 hours a night and got like 1 C through all of college and high school

not everyone is a Comm major like you

off to go die bye

>tfw I had a solid 3.3 GPA
>tfw I met a cute girl that was on my mind literally ALWAYS, and even got with her
>tfw I tanked ALL 4 of my classes, none were dropped, all F's
>tfw my GPA fell to 2.0

it hurts buds. I am so fucking pissed at myself

Spent too much time wageslaving last year as well as a tough professor (passed class with a C but most of the class had to retake the course).

Saw a guy and had a gay thought. But i'm not gay, lol. What's up with that?

i seriously hope no one ITT has ever used uber.

Did he have a feminine penis?

I'm not a chubby chaser, but there are a couple of shapely fat girls at my work I wouldn't mind plowing, 2bh

I majored in kicking ass with a minor is taking names. I got a 6.0 GPA.

why?

youtube.com/watch?v=I-hKBmTAADo&list=RDPLiMy4NaSKc&index=27

I used lyft once, I got a Muslim driver so I switched to uber.

it means you're actually gay

theyre criminals who are pushing for a monopoly on an unlicensed taxi service.
probably just as bad

I use Uber specifically so I can fuck over taxi unions

k

Taxi drivers are being replaced by a better service. A lot of industries come and go. It's an unfortunate reality of capitalism.

I have been in "college" for three years and I still don't have a major

it's not unfortunate at all

I knew what I wanted to do before I went, because there was exactly one thing I was not bad at

oh also they track the shit out of you
they dox anyone who opposes them and can tell if youve had a one night stand

good
morning

>can tell if you've had a one night stand
OH MY GOD NO! Terrifying...I can't believe we allow such evil to continue! Everyone is tracking you, it's the price we pay for cheap everything else

I'm not entirely against collecting data for marketing purposes. It more pisses me off when they share that data with big brother or big brother is doing the data collection.

Ive been in college for 5 and just switched mine to History

Ive already had to drop 2 of the mandatory courses

>idgaf about rights or anything lol
t. you
betcha you use facebook too lol

ya I do and I put my location, real name, and age on it :^) who cares boo

Unfortunate for the people who lose their job.

What could you do with a history degree? Teach? How is it so far, outside of those two classes?

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagen

My good friend is a history major and he's had no trouble finding soul sucking office work that pays decently.

>I'm not entirely against collecting data for marketing purposes.
you should be 100% against them collecting your data without your permission. its absolutely ridiculous how complacent people are to their rights being taken away
well if youre retarded thats your problem

>tfw senior and will have to take another semester after spring due to courseload
>they said college would be the best years of your life
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>they look at what you buy and do
>muh rights are being taken away
rights to what? You signed over your privacy when you chose their product, deal with it and assimilate

according to the history department:

Archivist
Attorney
Corporate Historian
Curator
Diplomat/Foreign Service Officer
Government Service
International Relations Specialist
Journalist
Legal Assistant
Librarian
Museum Worker
Professor
Politician
Public Administrator
Researcher
Teacher
Writer

Classes are fine if you really like history, but historiography and historical writing force you to read 2-300 pg books every week and analyze them to death. Good luck balancing other coursework or a social life

>they said college would be the best years of your life

a horrible lie. These have been the most miserable years of my life

This I'd why I advocate for a Universal Basic Income.

i didnt choose their product. but theyre extremely deceptive in how they get people to "agree" to have their rights taken away.
also social media monopolies sicken me

>you should be 100% against them collecting your data without your permission

Yeah, that's what I was getting at with the whole I don't want them giving it to the government. I guarantee when you sign up for lyft or uber there's a clause about data. Literally don't care that they know I take rides to and from my friends house when we play poker and get shitfaced.

for sure. I think my grades are shit because I've lost motivation. Seriously they never tell you how stressed out you get

should never have fallen for the meme and gone to trade school

They're pretty straight forward about it 2bh. Everyone knows we're basically selling our souls with ToS agreements but still we blindly click accept.

Wish my beard was that
THICC

oh, then yea

I'm not sure if we are quite to needing that yet. I do wish we'd take better care of the homeless in this country, though.

shit like this should be banned tb h.
of course they have the government in their pocket since they work for them (with the NSA)
shit like this is the reason i plan on living innawoods

weren't you in CS? i fucking told you man, i warned you about it
how deep in debt are you right now

probably 25k or something

I switched my minor to CS, but fuck knows how thatll help me

You can stop this. Just shoot them user, be the hero we desperately need

>who lose their job
taxi drivers become full time uber drivers
management move onto other fields with their experience
literally no one is losing anything other than taxi cucks going full pissy mode over all the documentation they had to pay for being worthless

See, this is why I'm going to be a farmer.

this guy has the right idea

>not being a hunter gatherer
pleb

had a good workout buds
pls like and subscribe

thou dost not hav'st a major John?!

What're you gonna grow?

Good luck getting the feather-heads and eskimos to give up those federal gibs.

...

cops tryna rob me they gonna catch a body

College is a waste of time for most students. Just learn a trade or get a regular job and enjoy your life.

Weed is something I intend on growing but the main idea is pigs.

or say fuck that and go innawoods

>there's this one kid in two of my courses that just plays flash games 100% through the lecture
>he literally walks in, sits in front of me, opens his laptop, goes to some kiddy games website, and plays random flash action and adventure games
>this has gone on for two months now
>can barely focus in class
I don't even know why this kid fucking shows up
Fucking super autisim

good lad
pork is the best meat there is.
me

>I inhale the devils herb

>pigs

You can feed your victims to them.

>Marijuana is bad for society

>me

Forget race warfare
Forget class warfare
What we need is a robot uprising

I can smell my ass through my jeans

>pigs
Cпacибo, хoхoл.

what we need is to drop everyone who browses /r9k/ into a volcano

FROG PRIDE
WORLDWIDE

"I'm afraid Jim [the owner of 2ch] is gonna kill me, because he owns a pig farm, and people who own pig farms, they feed dead people to them." - Joshua Moon

Literally have that revolver. Bodyguard special, I believe. Cops use them as drop guns.

23 and literally have never done drugs, not counting alcohol or caffeine

t. Chris McCandless

Freshmen are literal retards.

It's because of Cred Forums, though.

>I swear to god I want to kill and rape as many people as I can - Joshua Moon

Ayyy

Cred Forums is the board of peace

actually t.ed kaczynski is my biggest influence
"(I think I want to kill my mom.)

Let me give you a run down about her. She is a slut who had me at 18. She is the sole reason I'm pro-choice. I'm hoping more whores that got knocked up at her age and would become shitty parents would abort their kids as opposed to bringing them up miserably. She is 33 or something now and is single, haven't having her pussy raided in the last 8 years. Of course, know that the last of her eggs are being destroyed by the body she's constantly in an angry state. She reminds me constantly about how pathetic I am about about how I suck the last fucking slivers of joy out of her mind and how horribly unproud she is that I fell from her womb.

I want to kill this lady. Since she has no love in her life, besides possibly her own parents, and I would rather sit on this computer I am on now for the rest of my life than spend one more fucking day with her, she has cats to add some bonding to her spirit. She speaks to these two cats like she would a room mate. Asking them how they were, how their days have been, and if they're hungry constantly. God forbid one of them meows back in response; thus ushering in an hour of goo-goo'ing while I mutter at her uselessness from the other room.

If my computer could pay the bills, I'd kill my mom." - Joshua Moon

I had a lad who would watch nyan cat for the entirety of a lecture back when that was relevant.

>Freshmen are literal retards
i haven't seen anyone play flash games in school since 8th grade
not even highschool freshmens match this kid, it's actually incredible

high school kids do play flash games in class though

>Based Ted Kaczynscki
>"Those who are most sensitive about "politically incorrect" terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any "oppressed" group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual, white males from middle-class families."

Ted did nothing wrong :^)

what class lets kids play games?

I was only ever able to do that in CS classes after we were done with projects

did you read his essay or just stop at "lol leftists btfo" like all the other Cred Forumsfags?
these days rich schools give kids computers or ipads

I've often been curious about the prospect of eating a person. I honestly believe if I ever had he opportunity to try human flesh I would take it

i wouldnt. i'd gain nothing from the experience and would probably be horrified for much of my life.

isn't it actually addictive or something?

I keep remembering that case of the german(?) dude that wanted to be eaten and ended up eating his own fried penis

>americans

same

>doubts my power level

No, I actually read. He also btfo's right-wing people, in fact he only supports free-trade and market deregulation because in his mind it hastens the collapse of the industrial society.

I heard it Kind of tastes like veal according to vsause

>according to vsause

...

That's just the German weird fetish thing though. If you're brave enough you see that there are whole communities dedicated to cannibalism fetishes.

...

I heard it's really good. Imagine the cut you'd get from a hambeast who's eaten nothing but Hostess cakes and Velveeta his/her entire life. It would fucking be marbled to hell.

have you been ted-pilled completely though
agriculture was a mistake.

I like you, have this link:
bbc.com/news/magazine-37411250

“Boy's Club”?

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37493165
>t.ed kaczynski is my biggest influence
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07654x0

dumb leafposter

Weekend Nachos is good.
Why is powerviolence so good?

Boys Club is the comic where pepe originates from. It's pretty good. The author, Matt Furie, has decent humour and absurd Adult Swim inspired kinds of drawings.

Well Maria, it looks like we have another one.

tfw no gf

make the suffering end senpai

Just sounds like hardcore to me. I mean, it's still good.

I recognize that, but I don't want to live in pre-internet times even if it is man's ideal environment. ;_;

whats that radio thing about lad
the meeja always goes on about his killings when idgaf about them
t. on mobile

Minnesota

ACxDC (anti-christ demon core) puts on insane shows, power violence is guuuuuuuut

I know I'm a killjoy, but others wouldn't admit it
I should probably just stay home

the internet traps your mind. its an addiction and we both need to set ourselves free.
once i'm free to do what i like, im going to pull a mccandles except i'm not going to die

Yeah, don't be a stick in the mud.

My go-to, in-a-pinch, halloween costume.

You're welcome.

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Twenty years ago the FBI ended their longest-running domestic terrorism investigation with the arrest of the Unabomber, a notorious serial bomber obsessed with technology. It's a story of a devastating fraternal dilemma, a 17-year manhunt and a controversial media decision to publish the bomber's demands.

Between 1978 and 1995, Theodore Kaczynski lived in a remote cabin in rural Montana, from where he planned the downfall of industrial society. A former Harvard scholar and the youngest-ever professor at University of California, Kaczynski was motivated by a desire to punish proponents of technology - from a senior geneticist to a junior computer salesman.

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Two decades on, as terror dominates the news agenda and we continue to debate the relationship between technology and security, Benjamin Ramm re-visits the extraordinary story of the Unabomber.

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there is literally nothing wrong with being white and enjoying malt liquor

>RIP user 1991-2016

Good luck

>the internet traps your mind. its an addiction
n-no it's not user i'm perfectly fine i dont know what you're talking about

youre absolutely brilliant
it doesnt look anything like him but no one gives a shit
too bad im not 5 years old
either i know about this or i dont care

I don't want to be. It's that I can't help it.
t. brain damaged

Just gotta learn to pretend. Not for you but for everyone around you. Obviously, you care about the people around you.

im not gonna do it for a couple more years. i wont fuck up straight away anyways, even mccandles took a while to kill himself off
anyway plenty of people live innawoods their whole lives and live, its just mccandles is famous and he died
you need to accept that it is fa m. thats something ive been thinking about a lot, acceptance, especially acceptance of death and its inevitability.

Never know when you gotta get festive on bestoween.
Have an old package with you and done.

Speaking of feelings, should I drink the 8 ice cold bud lights I have in the fridge? I have some 805 too but I'm thinking of saving that for football.

wear a grouch marx mustache and glasses

...

These chinese cartoons are part of a plan to take over white nations using the untapped autist/neet male population.

Free yourself from the internet jew.

youtube.com/watch?v=LFG6DKgxlDI

what is this meme

Fuck yea, those sound deliciou- wait, thought i read "cold bud ice".
>bud light
Only if you shotgun the first one.

>only 19
>already have lots of gray hair
Anybody else excited to go gray? I can't wait to rock the salt and pepper look by 25 2bh

Who are these brainless retards again?

My family member did that, he would only go into town for occasional supplies and buy it with money his sister wired him. He came to town one last time and was already half-dead from cancer.
>how to have 3 people at your funeral

Holy fuck why are the squirmy, black/white/ captcha still a thing? They'd be nice if they were actual fucking words.

I really hate LA mexicans

I was going grey at 17, 24 now and the front of my hair is really grey and it's speckled everywhere else on my head

i have one streak of white hair which hasnt spread since i was twelve
its a beautiful shining silver. i wish my hair was all that colour tb h.
if im happy in life i dont care what people think of me in death.

>"click the third world shithole" isnt worse

only Cred Forums has a captcha this intrusive. most chans dont use captcha at all.

We need captchas though, this site is way too popular now.

It has to

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks gray/silver is cool
>tfw facial hair is black and blonde
I'm a fucking freak everywhere

I am NOT autistic

I buy those three packs of tall boy bud ice on occasion. I can shotgun one, why the hell not.

why?
spammers spam in spite of it (spam IS free speech btw), it mines your data for google and wastes my time

...

I see cunts wearing military uniforms to restaurants and shit, presumably to mooch a free lunch, but the only base within driving distance is the fucking National Guard

>only one who thinks gray/silver is cool
Sure.
>fucking freak everywhere
Believable.

then why do you impersonate someone who barely posts here anymore around the clock just because i told you to as a joke once?

Attaboy

nice

Could someone here just pretend to be my boyfriend for the duration that I'm on? ;_;

Before there was captchas spam was much worse.

sauce

...

...

go to /brit/, theyre chock full of gays

>step outside
>neighbors dog starts barking like it's the end of the fucking world

ree etc

what did you mean by this?

and who gives a shit, honestly?
i certainly dont.

CBS:
The Big Bang Theory

you stick out like a sore thumb from the real your man
i think you genuinely have autism

I WAS DRIPPED UP WHEN I WAS RIDING ON MY TRIKE

But I don't want a sissy brit. I want a sexy, American man, a chubby, Canadian Huck, or a Mexico.

>think

he does

Flamethrowers are illegal in California and that pisses me off. 49 states allow them. This is bullshit. Fuck that dog, btw.

I smile when and if I can

NO I DONT

>Unironically wants boards were 9/10 posts is people trying to get you to download something dubious

Are you kidding me dude? At it's height in the late 00s, half the threads were spam. Not just threads, but they would infiltrate non-spam threads as posts.

Captcha addition was actually late on arrival, but still kinda necessary. Just get an addon for web scraping protection and enable v.1 legacy captcha on Cred Forums x

When I see that red and white flag I just keep on scrolling

It was awful. The most popular boards were spammed by Chinese scammers. It's why that faggot moot range banned China.

everyone knows youre not your man. you post in the most ridiculous fashion for no reason
spam is free speech tb h

>moot range banned China.
no he didnt they cant post because the captcha is run by jewgle

>you post in the most ridiculous fashion for no reason
????

Can they read our posts? What are they plotting?

He banned them before captcha, bud. You have to have a pass to post from China.

>tfw when I'm the same age as my aunt

we went to the same school. We had more of a brother/sister relationship

Google's back in China.
China has it's own internet culture. Like literally, there's a Chinese version of every website out there.

How to distinguish between the REAL man and the fake man?
quit hanging on to what's now past its best and shave it all off.
>brain damaged
how?
>moot range banned China.
he must be a bitter weeb.

Post pics

I have long thick hair and no male in my family goes bald. I'ma be an old dude with hair to my butt

...

real your man is a homesick shitposter who talks about alt chans a lot
fake your man has some kind of autism

advanced autism*

I can't understand why anybody gets homesick over this place, it must just be friends (and family).

>spam IS free speech btw

stop

im not autistic

Think I have a touch of the 'tism myself. Pic related, it's me.

Shut the fuck up Shamus

so Im still confused

why did he think killing children was a necessary thing to do

cuz he was an edgy faggot

its kewl

Just turned on the TV and a commercial longing against recreational marijuana came up
Their main argument was that schools in Colorado were supposed to receive tax funding from the sales but didn't, that edibles are "marketed to kids", and that automobile accidents rates have gone
up since Colorado legalized it (even though there hasn't been any conclusive study on the effects of marijuana in regards to driving as of yet)

Think I have a touch of the 'tism myself. Pic related, it's me.

>Longing
Wtf
*lobbying

Arizona is set to vote for recreational this November, most likely gonna pass too. Hope the medical age isn't raised

Palpatine manipulated him into believing the Jedi were the ones that created all the strife in the galaxy. His motives were to end the war and save Padme. Space Hitler told him he had to kill space Jews to save the person he loved.

What's he got up those Sheev sleeves?

GAS THE JEDI

SPACE WAR NOW

so instead of thinking like a rational human being, he decided to kill 6 year olds instead of just confiscating their lighsabers?

Yes, the Dark Side corrupts absolutely. George Lucas doesn't have much depth to his concepts. They are after all movies for children. There were some Jedi that were converted into inquisitors but that is another level of 'tism altogether.

pure muscle mass
mirin?

Always.

>№65487078
[continues to use maple leaves to wipe anus]

>The Sith are bad

Why though? They use disposable armies instead of their own citizens. All they want to do is unify the galaxy under one cool color scheme and anhilate the irredeemable degenerate planets.

you would think that with the huge popularity the SW franchise has, George would hire some decent writers to create some interesting stores, concepts and character development. Especially considering the fanbase are not children anymore

New

only got a brain scan once. maybe a combination of things in my time. physical/psychological traumas, seizure and heat stroke(s) topping a history of drug misuse and (I've at times suspected) possible borderline aspergers.
I had a grand mal recently, I've not felt the same since. occasional ringing I get in my ears is not as severe as time flies by, perhaps it's that I'm still recovering from. with time, I may be able to feel like a normal human again and enjoy others' company. but now, I feel detached and am under a lot of stress because I can't keep up with school, friends or my (old) church anymore. I'm further bummed by that.

its a mystery

just got done watching uzumaki the movie
it was shit
read the manga instead to be honest family members

He did that with the last few seasons of the Clone Wars. The show became more geared towards general fans and didn't exclusively pander to children.

NOT

CANON

That one actually is but you're really making me miss Sheev posting on Cred Forums.

You're not fooling anyone Your man

>it's a your man is back in Ireland episode

*chicanos