/brit/

Yanks are fat and stupid.

ahh yes, they have arrived to shit up the place

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ EL SUDACAS DE VELAS

they'll only write about Cred Forums desu
terrific post
flamer

it was a good post desu. i had a laugh

the collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake

lads

2bh

just let a bright yellow creamy shart go in my trousers

corbyn and farage are labeled as KGB agents

What mate?

Very good post

the KGB doesnt exist anymore

do you mean FSB?

>trousers

FOP

yes, but KGB sounds better

ONWARD COMRADES

CANNOT fucking sleep. Starting to worry about this proposal idea. I know she wont say no, but im only 24

alri lads :)

>TFW no brown manlet communist pokemon cowboy bf

24 is a bit young still, honestly. Do you live together already at least?

Post a photo of her lad, want to see what you're getting yourself into.

Do both of you are working professionals or live together at least? Don't rush about it lad

Do aussies only spell the party labor or do they always use the yank spelling

new zealand's party is spelled labour

the donkey fucker is here...

Just the party

venezuelans do not shag donkeys

finally getting in decent shape lads

>t. Venezuelan donkey shagger

Pardon me much?

the green letters

only the party, they changed the spelling ages ago because they thought we were going to convert to yank english but we didn't

silly tits

dsl

Would changing my first name to "Gaius" be supremely fedora?

run out of toilet paper?

now a kike is here...

Yes

what a bunch of cucks

"labor" looks so fucking stupid imo

Its the ancient version of Gary, everybody used it.

Only if you don't change it to Gaius Iulius Caesar

Not yet, I hace plenty of reserves and the stores are full of brazilian products

About to make a fried egg and toast sandwich lads. My mouth is watering desu

whenever I drink a bit I wake up earlier than usual

fucking baka, should sleep for longer.

>Only if you don't change it to Gaius Iulius Caesar

Where's the bacon

literally made one and eating it now

dont reply to me jewish dog

>have all the ingredients for a full english except blood pudding
>had cereal

i feel like a fucking idiot now

God I miss bacon

Dont have any bacon (inb4 rasheed). plus i prefer just having egg on it.

good lad

smells terrible from here

the mexicANO is poor and wants to be a kike LOL

He's gotta get a gook!

he is the cool venezuelan, i hope his country does not get pirate'd

Not sure about this girl i'm dating lads, but about to pass the point of no return.

naming yourself after someone great will not make you great

fuck off murderer

the second one is me

wanking to cuckold porn (pretending to be the bull)

how long is that? Ive been dating my gf for more than 2 years now

Pirated how?

Why so lad?

Be worthy of that name if you were named like that since birth. Make your name great if you have one different.

I'm Augustus btw

wanking to cuckold porn (pretending to be the camera man)

get conquered by britain(and americans)

wanking to cuckold porn (pretending to be the bed)

your countries would be better under pirates though

Don't worry we're all good lads here

Whats your opinion on the situation in venezuela?

are you the cool venezuelan who used to post in /lat/

Venezuela is England's greatest ally

wanking to cuckold porn (pretending to be the production executive)

wanking to 9/11 (pretending to be larry silverstein)

Can you rescue me and my family?

We're all cool, don't worry

This guy here gets it, we will instaurate a monarchy and propose a royal marriage (Without Maduro of couse)

why is some gook language trending in UK?

>밀리터리

he is not the cool venezuelan...........

>Can you rescue me and my family?

Only if you are a qt girl or a twink desu

wanking to cuckold porn (pretending to be the man who wanks to cuckold porn pretending to be the bull)

Love me some Military sci-fi

I can't blame you for that

Are you the cool mexican?

...

Wish these spics would fuck off

the aussie is angry as always

>tfw no WWIII with heavy development in space-borne weaponry and eventually super agile space-fighters

got prescribed an antipsychotic boys
officially done my nut in

Says 'Military' in Korean

dont blame him. Australia is literally normie: The Country

Imagine being an autistic abnormie in a country thats filled to the brim with normies. Bet his life is absolutely miserable

australia is itself a shitpost country

>american defending spics

Hmmm

I'd move to Canada

Had sex with 11 different women but never taken ones virginity.

It would be laser and other advanced projectiles. The concept of space fighters piloted by humans is post war sci fi tier idea

They're Dagos like south america now ha ha

venesuala is white and based

>he's a 44 yo virgin

Got a cactus up your ass? Chill

Based gringo

kys manwhore

How is socialism going
>venezuela is jez's paradise

>The concept of space fighters piloted by humans is post war sci fi tier idea
FOR YOU
I want muh orbital giga-lasers and space fighter pilots

>tfw Britain is going to be as Socialist as Venezuela soon

CANNOT wait. Based Jezza

It's totally a paradise lad

You should try it

Lol I have enough space in my basemen to house and feed your family and there's a bathroom and shower down there too but I'm a selfish first worlder

Tough, I got a good dice roll tho

The mexican communist should rate these policies

We should take over venuzuela to save them from socialism

kikes tried to kick out corbyn, so i think he is good

Venezuela has basically been a Cuban stronghold for years now.

The ghost of clement Attlee desu

fuck lads. felt something shake. worried the gf may have awaken

>asylum demon

these are great desu

>I got a good dice roll tho
so far.
"Solon goes on to explain that Croesus cannot be the happiest man because the fickleness of fortune means that the happiness of a man's life cannot be judged until after his death."

LOL corbyn is a mass immigration trotskyist kike

Corbyn is a republican scumbag ha ha

Guess it's Hummus on toast for brekko laddos

brits eat like 3rd worlders

Hello my Great british friends
I always like you and your women
Do you mind helping me here ?
Thanks in advance!!

Corbyn is a Monarchist Nazi Spartinian Oriental
and he smells like mothballs

Corbyn is a putin agent!

He's a crypto rorke

He will annex the crown dependencies and create a passport union with canzuk and stop all immigration except some professionals from the commonwealth

SNAP

corbyn loves argentinANO piratas.... fucking scumbag!!!

I guarantee I have a far more nutritious diet than you.

nigger

Corbyn and farage are putin agents, and are trying to destroy britain

canzuk is full of chinks and muslims tho fucking leaf

>Guess it's Hummus on toast for brekko laddos

Eh, I really doubt it. I post on /fit/ every day and literally track my calories and scale my food. You probably have a better one than most people, but not me.

>he's a crypto rorke

That wants the Queen out?

were 70% white 1st world anglophone crown subjects

Please reconsider

real nigga hours yet

fuck, me too.

Eat 2800kcal of fish, lean meat, pulses, legumes, green veg etc. etc.

What do you mean?

His only fault. I guess he associates her with the establishment even though are Lizzie dindu nuffin and fought the fascists during ww2

its closer to 80% desu
at least above 75

>Corbyn and farage are putin agents, and are trying to destroy britain

you are not funny

Very good lad. You might be better off than me actually then. I've been slacking a bit lately

how much yogurt do you eat?

who?

well, I went out for dinner and had four drinks yesterday la, so i'm not strict all the time.

Hahahahahaha

where's thaiman

nuclear war would be pretty bad

having sex with trannies

languishing in a Bangkok nonce-jail.

1
penetrating little boys

>having sex with trannies

jajajajaja

he is obsessed with ""me"" hahaha

Post Pikachu :D

what the fuck where's my (you)

is that really mexican?

im a single issue voter desu whoever wants less immigration gets my vote it's that simple

an ideal candidate would shut down immigration entirely except that from european nations by european people and would deport all latinos en masse but sadly i can only dream of such things

The fat Spic is angry now LOL

9
cant be inflating the (You) can we

mmm okay

Your country is doomed to become a runtry 2bqh lad.

Yes. He posted it on /lat/ a while back.

Just paid rent lads

700 down the pisser.

>Why of course I use the Yotsuba B theme even though the Tomorrow theme is much less harsh on the eyes. For you see I don't mind frying my retinas and heading towards partial blindness by the time I'm 30

machine poster is here

anyone here ever done shrooms? what was it like?

You're an 18th Century landed peer. What do you do with your time?

Very very sad and lonely lads

i know and that's a tough reality to face

dunno why people are so blind to the fact that third world countries are the way they are because of the people who inhabit them and that bringing them into your country will only make things worse

bit mental

not while im alive desu

Haha

Being American is prestigious in and of itself

Fuck off to /cum/

bob marley literally called my dad a runt in the 70s. he was not happy

I Imagine being English is as well, but its declining.

From what I hear, acid is better if you're doing the same activities ie) going for a hike. But if you freak out you can throw up the shrooms but you're stuck with acid till you come down

about to slap some H so I can feel great before i nod off

havent used in like a month now lol

>Canadian joins the thread
Not a fan

my dad called bob marley a runt in the 70s, that's probably what put him in such a foul mood in the first place

sorry lad. whats going on in your life?

Ive done shrooms a few times the most I ever ate at once was an eighth and that was pretty wild I ate them by myself in silent darkness

I felt like I was dying desu and I was in a void looking at something in the far far distance (like light years away) and I started flying closer to it and it was a misshapen pink cube that was enveloped by pink and purple mist and as I got closer it turned out that the cube was made up of tons of little pill-like containers all flying around at incredible speed and then I found myself in one such container flying around this thing

The entire time I thought I was dying with every breath I took I thought to myself "this is my last breath" and I couldn't move at all but then I got up and turned on some Tool and all of that horrible feeling like dying instantly turned into bliss and I realized that I had seen the collective unconscious

>Another h user ITT
My Nigga. You fuck around with ice?

doing a howl at this headline

Meatball sarnies are lush

get on the cross

Not me just curious

How much did that vial cost you? How do you use it? How does it make you feel?

benzos are a way worse drug than heroin desu the withdrawal can actually kill you and lasts way longer and is worse than heroin withdrawal wish i never got hooked on benzos

die

My dad could unironically batter your dad.

drugs are bad mmm'kay?

t. son of a fish & chip shop proprietor

Astonishing post

Soft cunts

runt fodder

son of a bitch

smack is nothing to fuck around with. I live in the heroin capital of the country and shot up at a stoner party a year ago and still get strong cravings for it every now and again. just drink or some shit instead.

Enjoyed my Breakfast. Ended up making 2 (two) fried egg sandwiches and an egg for the pupper

Runt life

>pupper

bin thyself

>son of a bitch

I still shoot up hahah. Prefer crystal though

Did you remember to take your runtpill?

wish I was Gen Z t b h instead of a Millennial runt

youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

Aged 34, graduated 3 times, still a virgin, trapped in my parents house

I suspect this image was made by a Gen Z-er

The Mexican's head looks like a bean LOL

Gen Z votes Tory 2bqh

Am unironically Gen Z and none of those things

kek, you're right

bleak af

wonder if anything's changed.

What the fuck cunt hahahaha

Actually laughed at this

who the fuck believes in this 'gen' shite? All young people are self-absorbed and '''''irresponsible''''' from the perspective of older people.

Ah yes

Livin' the ol' runt life I see

Howling

is northern ireland the chechnya of the UK?

honestly one of the funniest moments in television of all time

Me (David) on the right.

youtube.com/watch?v=rGJaUcoCtJ4&feature=youtu.be

i used to party very hard, days and days lon fuelled mostly by ecstacy and speed and mdma with very hard drinking , smoked weed every day, have smoked meth a few times etc etc

seen so many people absoltue bring their life and happiness to a grinding halt doing the exact same thing

nowadays the worst i do is drink very lightly and im fucking glad for it

if you smoke alot of meth or shoot smack or pump bars all day the question is not if, but when

It's real whether or not you want it to be

Prevailing social mores have a big impact in how a child turns out and it's not hard to see why millenials on the whole turned out to be a bunch of leftist soft cunts while Gen Z is looking like they're ready for adult life as opposed to the common millenial who who tries to cling to adolescence as long as they can

cheers dude hah,a you want a hit?

/irishgf2017/

bar pumper here

posting my gf

>white people in america are already a minority

still stumped as to how someone cant find a job. graduated hs last year and been accepted at all 3 places i applied at over that time.

/brit/ lads Go to Dublin when?

>implying there's any stict divide between generations

though desu I wish I was Gen Z as well' I feel like we're entering an exciting time and I'm just slightly too old for it.

finding a job is easy but most people won't do "shit" jobs

finally had sex after about 5 years.
she was hot and still really likes me
fucking finally, i am not a loser anymore

Degenerate

I thought we were generation X :/

Sucks t b h

Our once proud nation is gonna go right down the bog

I'm moving to Australia

respond plz

thailad have you ever suckled milk from a woman's breast other than your mum

@bean
your head unironically looks like a bean ahahahaha
we might call you mr bean

>milk
no, don't they need to be pregnant or have recently given birth for that anyway?

Is this just a gimmick or didn't you know?

Gen X'ers are people like Kurt Cobain, Bradley Nowell, and Gwen Stefani

Cred Forums is filled of self hate millenials

Thaifag is old as shit

He's like late 30s or something

You can make a woman lactate even if she's not pregnant or not recently pregnant

Look up "wet nurse"
It's something women of the nobility used to employ

more like late 40s

Even worse

that's because these people are completely unaware of the networking half of it
not their fault either because they never mention it in school. at least where i went

explain yourselves, yanks

I just remember a simpsons episode where lisa proclaimed herself generation X
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_X#Date_and_age_range_defining
I'm 26
I can believe it, but it's not as simple as just sucking a tit = milk, I know that much.

don lemon is a fucking lemon

wish society would stop shaming men without active libidos

26 years old but at least he fucks trannies

una vela

im prettymuch completely sober now bar like light drinks maybe every two weeks
you're probably a nerd

...

TIL 20-25yo men under 5'6" are only 5% of the population

you ARE an idiot.

all me

nothing is wrong with being a nerd
everything is wrong with being a degenerate

Well...
I just did a shot of voddy and chased it with water
Now I'm listening to MF Doom
I have to be up by 8a to receive a package between 8-12 and its 11:30p
The package is part of my father's day present so I can't sleep through it

ok, I remembered incorrectly
youtube.com/watch?v=G69nsT_WaIo

@bean

where in mexico do you live?

Juarez

chihuahua

girls like to be kissed

Why does every non-nordic social democrat always jerk over the nordic countries, but still insist on a ludicrous minimum wage? (sanders for example)

Do they know that the Nordics do not have a minimum wage?

not an argument

Right off to some all day training thing, gonna be boring af haha, get to leave earlier than usual though so not all bad.

ta-ra lads

wow

cheerio

just sneezed and spat all down my chin haha

the Mexican lives in the dog state which is a current cartel battleground

The safest states are unironically the ones in which a single cartel has wrested control of from to govt

How would the wall affect this?

>Go down to make some tea
>No milk left
>Have to go to Centra at half 7 in the morning when I'm supposed to be prime tier comfy
I can't be doin with this

Is that heroin?

I really really want to visit Oaxaca desu

it is not a cartel battleground anymore, now the cartels are in guerrero

3 reasons why I think the Tom Hanks crashing a wedding photo is a fake publicity stunt

1. There are 2 different camera angles in the video of the scenario. Who has two wedding photographers taking pictures of the same thing at different angles. It just looks like a staged event and they tried to make it look """real"""

2. Why would the wedding photographer be recording the couple walking down the path? He would have been pretty convenient to have already been filming to catch the """accidebtal""" photo bomb

3. The audio quality is almost crystal clear as if Tom is wearing a mic. Anyone who makes a recording outside knows the audio is fuzzy and has lots of background noise and dialogue isn't clear

mexico looks like a penis

...

cross industry minimum wage is a shit idea anyways

Would prevent dangerous individuals from coming over

Trump received the first ever endorsement from ICE (immigration and customs enforcement), as well as an endorsement from US Border Patrol, the Fraternal Order of Police, Sheriff's Association, and a litany of other law enforcement agencies
All the people who have to deal with the effects of illegal immigration on a daily basis

>lol what drumpf is an idiot. He's only rich because his dad gave him a million dollars. If I were given a million dollars I could turn it into billions fucking easy

Pic related: you

the wall will just help our drug cartels to gain more dollars

who are you arguing with?

I was thinking more of terms of Mexico, like are the cartels going to give up and go work at taco bell or something because it's too difficult to run drugs?
What's your logic here?

been watching a lot of Shorty Mac videos i see

The Wall is genius

the drugs will be more expensive

>how would the wall effect Mexican deaths via cartels
>Trump received some endorsements

Ah yes

I just don't 'get' the appeal of watching horse races

gambling

He would unironically be richer now if he'd stuck it all in a tracker fund in the 80s.

Runt sport that degens and billionaires bet on. The only thing more runt is dog races

doing a think

morning lads

Many of the cartels are simply middlemen in that they bring the coke from the southern border with Guatemala (which Mexico fenced off but Mexican police make only $300/month so they're easily bought off) to a point a bit further north where it gets taken by another cartel and on up the ladder
But ultimately the wall will mean fighting over lesser trafficking infrastructure which will lead to the dissolution of smaller cartels

Other cartels such as the Knights Templar Cartel are simply cartels that formed to contest the hegemony of the existing cartel in their area
In the case of the Knights Templar Cartel they formed to challenge Los Zetas who were the dominant force in Nuevo Leon

safe sex is a sin

...

rasheed

we do not even have border in the south, but for some reason amerilards belive that

Good morning to everyone except lefties

safe sex isn't sex

>thinking The wall will actually end up being built

Looks like Janny just woke up lads

Be on your best behavior

peng lads

this
I stopped using condoms and never looked back

Good morning to everyone except herts

>being unable to connect the dots

Moron

Good morning to everyone except righties

>gf had sex before me with ex bf
>always used condom

At least I was her first raw dog

Good morning to everyone except lefties

It will and Mexico will pay for it

why is the telegraph getting blamed for doing god's work

Good morning to everyone except jocks

Good evening literally everyone.

what if she lied

>It will and Mexico will pay for it

the telegraph is gassing darkies?

shaved

just want it back lads :/

you are still technically a virgin until you have sex without a condom btw
kys virgins

really never been able to eat fish, i've always found it disgusting

does this make me a paki somehow?

copycat

pathetic. get your own memes

>go asleep at 1
>wake up at 7 even though i don't have to be up till 9
ah yes

She didn't, she's very responsible and trustworthy and it took convincing. Was her first pregnancy scare too lmao

revealing sinners so they can be punished.

copycat

pathetic. get your own memes

had to reinstall reddit flags :/

young savage i get high just like bobby & whitney

*chirps really loudly*

woke up some irish cunt up at 7am haha

*walks out the room*

wish youtube would stop recommending me this leafy crap and all things related to it

New Travis sucks bro I can't believe it's your aoty

Europeans should fuck off from yank rap

got rid of the jock lads

it's his best release lmao what u on

that french lad is a real cunt tbf

If only we could get rid of all of the Jocks.

Hmmm...

Youtube keeps recommending me some Aussie girl with white hair who streams LoL. Really not a fan

toot poster

Agreed

Always makes me cringe when a euro posts some rap lyrics especially ones that reference things they have no idea about

Euros need to get your own fucking pop culture

>go to sleep at 3:30 last night
>wake up at 10:00
>decide to sleep for another hour
>wake up at 1:30
fuck me

*commercial production with auto tune vocals*
GOTY

Tell it not to, it listens... eventually.

the only good thing america brought to the world is rap music

*boom bap rythm with "intellectual" lyrics*
ahh yes, true rap music

I wake up before my alarm every day
Don't often sleep more than 6 hours

>tfw listened to a tom petty song 4 years ago and it still keeps popping up in my mix but i literally only watched it once

Doing a medium sized poo

new

You're white so you don't get it. You're just an ape that listens to rap in the club to turn up. You're a white nigger relishing in the worst of black culture.

If it weren't for America your coon ass wouldn't even be around right now the Nazis wouldve gassed the shit out of all the leftists and reversed the negrofication of France

remember to brush your teeth lads