Spider bites Australian man on penis again:
bbc.com
>"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
>"I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."
So. When is the next time you are going on a vacation to Australia Cred Forums?
>again
Meh. I've been shitting on toilets my whole life and I've never come close to being bitten. I'll take my chances.
If I find a spider in my toilet I'll just piss on it
I wonder if he learnt his lesson this time
aussie toilets have 2 buttons the one you press before you sit (smaller one) to clear out the critters and then the one you press afterwoods (larger one)
as long as you use the toilet properly there is nothing to fear
I shart at the mart so I think I'll be safe
I always thought one used less water because it only had to flush piss while the other had to flush shit and paper.
like slipping and falling on a bottle with your anus
what are the odds
no when you piss you dont have to sit down so you dont flush at all, we're in a drought
>doesn't flush after pissing
Barbarian.
>again
>Meh. I've been shitting on toilets
Language question: Is on a correct preposition?
>wasting 10 gallons of water to flush 1 fl oz of urine
Usually you shit "into" or "in" a toilet but he's referring more to the act of sitting on a toilet so it's acceptable
>10 gallons of water
Nigga I hope that's hyperbole.
Thank you
np
>afterwoods
I sometimes wonder why
>Australian education
isn't a meme on this board
I do this with old shitstains in my toilet
you are so grose
do poles clean your dunnies too?
It is though. People use it against us all the time.
big one's for snakes, small one's for spiders
I thought this was about it happening again in general, but it's the same person. He must be really unlucky.
>again
straya
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kek
Scooby Doobie Doo!
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that only makes sense with the pic Gomez
>again
You just know
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Stupid cunt didn't get his missus to suck the poison out.
I get bitten on the dick at least 3 times a week for that reason alone.
South Australia was never a penal colony cunt
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