/cum/

I need to go shopping tomorrow

>arizona
literally nothing to do, the state

California invented fun.

Ya, if you're in Phoenix. I can go skiing, rafting, hiking, mountain biking, or any other outdoor activity in the biggest ponderosa pine forest in the world. Only southern arizona has nothing to do

>tfw you realize the new york post was established in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton
What went wrong?

>not wanting to hunt illegals as they cross the border like The Most Dangerous Game

Deport

You can drive through it to get to Nevada or New Mexico. And they are also the grand canyon state

Rupert Murdoch

Surely you're not implying these meme activities can't be in california.

I dont know of much to see in New Mexico

They can be done in almost any state my dude

Wtf man, you have nothing to do in United States? When we had nothing to do in Donietsk we started war and fled out.

It's better than most MSM

Santa Fe seems to be interesting and the Pueblos outside of it. There's also a lot of Alien stuff, in one city, but I forgot its name.

Natives in the south west are cancer, they lose their novelty real quick

>highway 1
>psh, i have a highway in my state i can drive on any time i want

Guys I have a date with a Korean girl in an hour. Any advice? Im pants shittingly nervous. Her English isnt very good.

There's a movie coming out about that called desierto

Sure, here's a good one
Don't bring up recycling centers

I could imagine that. I'd like to see that stuff anyways, at least once.

jus b urself

How often do you clip your toenails?

I do it once every 2-3 weeks.

Roswell. Im kinda interested in alien stuff, but not enough to travel out into the desert

Fear no darkness, for there will be bright light
and from meekness, there will be might
And when man's hopes give birth to new life
and the way will come, the dragon's way

Better shit your pants now.
Get it out of the way.

>Natives in the south west are cancer

Can confirm, lived near feather-heads for years. You do not want.

Do you like Russians, guys?
youtu.be/hIbOnGX_syc

huh

You white? Karaoke nigga

yes, and you can get rid of the comma Poland

Excellent image.

>Commies

Compliment her blepharoplasty, this is customary in South Korea.

I think he means PCH

I don't know why the desert states are attracting me for what reason ever, eventhough I actually like mountains and forests.

thanks friend, it's just for you

Why don't u use commas? They're pretty.

>implying desert states don't have nice mountains

Arizona is all desert besides the north, which is all snow capped mountains and forests.

>Do you like Russians, guys?
>Do you like Russians guys?
it was a gay joke senpai

Lol, now I got it.

I know, my post was poorly formulated. I mean Nevadas north west had some hills and forests, I can't say too much about the other states.

>dating a literal feminazi korean grill
kys

what would you do?

Utah?

When someone explained Megalians to me I was surprised such cancer is in Asia, when they explained what their logo meant my sides achieved orbit.

How do you know?

fuck muffy, Binky's the man with the plan

The only thing I know about Utah is that they had the olympic winter games in Salt Lake City and mormons.

Ever since I started eating these fiber one
bars I've been shitting like a well oiled machine

big anglo titties

Are Texans really just Mexicans in denial?

What is the best state and why is it MN?

Literally the only thing I've had to eat today is peanut butter with a spoon

Yes

haha everything went well after all
with time and patience it works out in the end!

...

>a girl just asked me for my whatsapp number
does she want the dick?

>Cuck capital of the USA
>New Mogadishu

Yeah no, Scandinavians can't resist letting Somalis shit on their country. We should take a lesson from the Canadian Airborne Regiment.

FLIPS GET OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Montana confirmed best State

sounds like they need to tag along back into the boats

Why the hell is this anyway? People learning german? I certainly didn't think there were any big german immigrant communities nowadays

>tfw friends with people from nearby reservations
>tfw peyote everywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=uXLta3j8LrU

sad time all the time

>New Jersey

OHHHHH get da fuck outta here

>not bowing down to the most powerful race
>Bhutan
wtf

I think it's because of "muh heritage". An other thing could be that the younger ones learn german to go to the university here because it's not as expensive as in the US.

filipinos are honest to god some of the worst people Ive ever known. Literally the chicanos of SEA

Democrat Federal gov't makes sure to settle refugees in white Republican states, like Idaho.

But you are chicano

Amish and Mennonites, probably. You hear it fairly often around here.

I have 0 hispanic lineage whatsoever

2bh California flips are their own subspecies
Similar to Singapore flips they act entitled because they live somewhere that's actually relevant

t. chicano

t. chicano

t. chicano

t. chicanos

>the pot calling the kettle black

CHI

CA

GO

NOS

Part Deux

...

these are all me

This whole thread is just me samefagging

youtube.com/watch?v=1ww5hUMN8KI

Really wow really? Wow.

This is my post

Going into bear mode for fall/winter lads. Gotta gain mass.

also me

fuck the muds 2bh

FUCK, its already midnight?

Ya

midnight is good

Worst timezone detected. It's 3am.

>least coasters

9:10 am ackchually

>tfw too cool for mountain time so we're pacific now
get cucked, day light saving farm-fags

you know what that means

youtube.com/watch?v=_FP2al0VJEo

Hello again

youtube.com/watch?v=KRAhGfrep8U

>tfw time is going by super slow for me the past couple days cause I'm bored out of my mind and don't want to get started on work
i'm actually pretty close to installing windows 10 on a spare harddrive i'm not using and dropping 60 united states dollars on forza horizon
i've never even played a forza game before

Yes

god dammit, they shut the video down

youtube.com/watch?v=PUR_ChqUJbc

>The time where he lives is something other than 3:20 am

LMAO literal sub-humans

No worries.
Not watching or listening anyway :^)

>real nigga hours
>at 12:20 on chicano coast

Good song
Best coast = west coast

east coast? sheesh...coast

fuck Trump that heartless piece of shit bastard

he visited some Polish cultural centre in America and told those innocent Polish-Americans that he will include Poland into the Visa Waiver Program

a man so adamantly against immigrants that he babbled about some Great Mexican Wall early in his campaign, now the same wants to admit immigrants

fuck you Trump, stop baiting Poles, stop begging for their votes only to betray them soon after

>start RNH at 3 AM PST
>its already 5 AM on the least coast

>implying Trump doesn't prefer Eastern Euros over others

You Poles sure are dumb, have you seen his wives?

...

his wives were Czech and Slovenian

nobody cares about Poland or the Polish

Yeah, he seems fond of Slavs actually.

I unironically love Poland but people think it's a joke

why do you always pretend to be something like exclusive underdogs. Just because the majority of people really doesn't care about Poland, doesn't mean they necessarily dislike you. Stop crying all the time, that attitude is annoying.

who gives a shit about Canadian opinions on any given matter

the US's the real deal

is there any legal substance i can abuse in order to hallucinate?

>nobody cares about Poland or the Polish
most americans dont care about eastern europe tbqhwy

go accept some rapefugees it will make you relax

MOST POWERFUL RACE music theme

youtube.com/watch?v=n-cJ771q6sE

See, that's what I meant, just because of my flag you start to act retarded.

Yeah well just send me a qt polish girl in a box alright m8?

Is Salvia legal down there?

latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-unarmed-el-cajon-fatal-shooting-20160928-snap-story.html

Harmless?

hi

6/5

cum is dead

Driving through "restricted" desert with nothing in sight but more desert is pretty fun, though.

Not to mention driving into tumbleweeds, listening to the radio on top of your old dusty car and watching the galaxy go by, vices are cheap (drinking, smoking, etc.), and you can truly go "off the radar".

...

how you fags doing tonight? I love you guys you know

i want to go home

and youre a swell chap yourself

Thanks buddy, I like you a lat-via

It's 6 am and I'm playing japanese porn games.

Man it's going to stuck going to school in 6 months. Fuck Queen's full of normies, should of done geology at Waterloo.

>implying waterloo is any better

m8 all my autistic friends went to waterpooinloo, you're better off

playing japanese games, sans porn

Incase you guys were wondering, my datr with the Korean was ok. She turned out being much fatter than her profile picture so im a little upset. She was nice but not the least bit attractive.

Good

did the date get awkward because of her english, like you said it might?

>go out on date with cute girl
>everything goes well, having fun. Text her after the date "we should do that again some time"
>she agrees
>later I ask her to go on another date
>she makes up a string of excuses

fucking fucking reject me if you dont like me god fucking damn it

Just slam that pussy

I don't have a gf, homie. Now hand out the goods.

>WE'RE SO FUCKED
What did James mean by this

text her that

my eyes hurt

...

We will never get gfs

Already have one

life is my unrequited lover

>ywn fuck a qt Korean guy

you can have our national fuccboi

i want a bf

LOVE ME TWO TIMES BABY
LOVE ME TWICE TODAY

H-hey

no

Amtrak is comfy

>north america
>relevant
LMAO XD

I'm not gonna go down that path of nepotism, I'd be a greedy hypocrite to. Everything repulsive that creates the lies I see is embodied there.
Would it really be better to?

WOAH
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN.

do we wake up when we die or fall into a deeper sleep? I'm dying to find out

Who this?
*squirts*

Oh shit, what did I do

rt.com/usa/361068-hoboken-new-jersey-train-crash/

...

Justs Sirmais, our 2016 eurovision representive

Slow and steady wins the race.
I think Jeb is a likeable guy.

...

He carried tiny turtle toys in his pockets to give to kids and told the whole slow and steady story.

He was a nice guy. He may have been doing better against Hillary due to the likeability if he stood a chance at nomination.

The thing is that he never really had a chance from the start in my opinion, simply because of his name and brother.

I know. He went off Jeb instead of Bush for a reason -- there were also way too many republican candidates. Weird the Democrats only really had two.

Amtrak is shit, always late

Aren't all the trains everywhere late?

>forgot to start coffee maker before hopping in the shower
REEEEEEE

do your good deed for today and wish this faggot a nice birthday!

I wish I were British, I really do

the midwest has a ton of muh heritage, and almost everyone is descended from germans.

why?

why not be slav disaspora?

>being something less than an animal

why?

>tfw can't own weed without constantly smoking on it

This is why I'll fail college for the second time

why not? shut up and a drink potato.

Because it seems like a comfy af place to live and I got a thing for slags

>shut up

what are you gonna do about it?
offer me weed?

Because I want to be British not a Slav

Retard 2bh

i don't have weed

if you were here maybe I could offer you home made vodka and borscht. that's literally all that's in my fridge.

awww i dont like vodka

im more of a beer and whiskey kind of man

fair enough

sometimes I put a tiny bit in stronger tea if I'm out of brandy and want something warm. you can't even taste it.

whiskey and beer have too strong a flavour for me.

> Russian mom
> Georgian dad
> Look like a fucking Scandinavian with a giant Jewish nose
Wtf genetics

are you saying that their nanny state is comfier than ours

me on the right

Wtf stop posting the white supremacist toad

Lets have a Gallup lads:
Which US state is the biggest meme?

When I was in high school, FAG was a popular slur. AUTISM is pretty popular now.

Question to those who have been in high school any time during the past couple of years:

When I was in high school, we were told not to say FAG and then had awareness sessions about how use of the word could be hurtful to homosexual people. Do you have similar intervention to deter students from using the word AUTISM as an insult?

florida for sure

I was going to say texas but florida takes the cake

I've never heard someone called someone autistic

People don't use autism as an insult in real life?

I do it all the time desu

You must be autistic yourself to be memespouting that offline

What state?

Perhaps

Illinois

Most Cred Forums memes are mainstream now.

Do you think CNN is memespouting when they have Pepe on air?

You ever get the feeling like you're not gonna make it?

n-no i dont know what you're talking about i n-never feel like that, haha

Except Japan and Worst Korea.

If you feel like you aren't gonna make it, then you might as well try to enjoy yourself a little bit. Get a little bit reckless.

pretty often

just want to lay down in the snow and sleep

Still listening to a lot of Chelsea Woof
youtube.com/watch?v=fiwBe8GX-HU

I tried. When i finally got laid I felt like telling you guys but I realized there is nothing to it and i cant articulate how i did it. Only that i am still depressed and as worried as ever about the future. It is crazy we put so much weight on the act itself, rather than developing the personal skills to have something meaningful with somebody.

I should have joined the army while I still had the chance. Would've saved me 2bh.

>Most Cred Forums memes are mainstream now.
which is why that would make him seem like an autist, I couldn't imagine someone who's not an underage cringelord spouting Cred Forums memes in public. It's cringier than spouting reddit memes offline, those are usually just unfunny but light hearted.

>When people play medieval fantasy games, they don't think of France, they think of Britain.

Train your shitposters, America

he's right, most of our medieval stuff is based around the UK with the monarchy or into the Romania area for a more foreign feeling.

that or comical versions of vikings.

What should I do to him?

You sound really young bud. Maybe just emotionally/ socially stunted from NEET life. Its a hard hole to dig out of. No judgement from me.

I feel like most memes that are exclusive to Cred Forums are so esoteric that it would be difficult to bring them up in social situations away from Cred Forums even if I wanted to.

say a guy from Australia is watching him

Suck his dick

Rape

pee on his shoes

had a kebab

>when people

In general, not just anglos

and btw

>medieval
>UK

lol prank him brotendo, snap some dick pics that are good enough to go viral

whatever lies distract you from the influx of muslims I guess

>emotionally/ socially stunted from NEET life

More or less, i think im older than most of you. Im just an autist. What I write here is often nonsensical on account of drugs and mental illness.

>talking about m*slims for literally no reason

Bravo.

>tfw no happy-go-lucky yank mate to take out for a curry and a messy night out in town

Um
I don't like curry

>nonsensical on account of drugs and mental illness
Yeah shit sucks. I know a lot of people facing the same circumstances. It's not a small number of people either.

How do I get a Nicole Kidman gf

You can't just straight not like curry mate, there's like a hundred different kinds

Give him a kiss Pierre, he probably just needs a little love in his life to learn tolerance.

What the...

hello

Allah Hu Ackbar

Nostalgic fap fodder right there

sup bae

Gas all stupid ricers

fugg off bud

We were hanging at the pool bar and my friend just asked me if can get some tap water. I took her glas and asked the barkeeper if he can fill the glas with tap water. He was responding in a quite rude voice and that he is not working there to give me tap water and he said I have to go to the toilet.
I told him that my friend is not feeling very well and I just want some water and it would be very nice if he can do that.
He responded "I dont care, if your friend took too many drugs and she cannot handle it, thats her problem".

I told him that Its not about taking drugs and even if she did that its not his business and asked him again if he just give me some tap water.
Then he threw the glas to the counter and said that I am a "dreckslesbe" (means "filthy dyke" which has a mysoginic, heterosexist and even racist notion since I am not white) and the next time I have to go to the toilet.
I was irritated that he was yelling at me dreckslesbe and I just told him to "fuck off" and he can not say that word to me.
We left that bar and wanted to walk outside and then he came from the side. I didn`t see him coming and he attacked me and I got pushed.
One doorman was just right beside me.
My friend tried to calm the barkeeper down. And then she asked the doorman if he saw that he pushed me.
He ignored it and said that he didnt see anything.
In this moment I knew its not safe here and we got our jackets and decided to call the police.

After all that explaining the police was telling us.. that we should know that we have "hausverbot" at kitkat club.

I have never experienced this kind of abuse in a supposedly queer setting. I think it is very necessary to write this because people should be aware of misogny is present and you can also get discriminated in a safe space from a gay men who thought he is allowed to say slur words because he himself is gay. Being silent is not the solution. I know how important safe spaces are.

If your iq is over 100 you are a low test faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=VVth_C1zYrw
dr pepper

t. Tyrone Biggums

t. Tim Littledick

>A bag full of 200ml of saline broke in my school bag
>University textbooks got ruined
>Only cost me 32 euros to replace 4 books

Hmmmm

>mfw after a long session my therapist suddenly says soon we'll be done and there won't be any more appointments

t. ghetto prison bottom

Nah youre just a fuckboi

don't be that one gay nigga with attitude

I can get a gf just by staring at girls and never initiating conversation, right?

I hear that autistic people can do the same thing for hours at a time, but it seems like BS to me. I can't even watch more than 3 episodes of one show at a time. I can't even watch movies because they take so long.

I've covered wars you know

yes

Do you guys think the jersey train crash will town out to be a moose limb attack?

Where do I find a Nicole Kidman gf?

are women even people

Holly Wood

I've been to Hollywood
Girls don't look like her

Autistic NEET is the new chad. Let it be known i was ahead of the curve.

>listening to rush limbo
>caller "i could care less"

>I could care less, but decided not to, to show how little I truly care

i don't understand why so many people get this wrong

i heard donald trump say it properly the other day and was very relieved

>alienposters

what the frick are u talking aboot

I have Justin Trudeaus autograph buds

I have autism and lost my virginity to two hookers

Wow. Not a single (You).

>I hear that autistic people can do the same thing for hours at a time
well it has to be something they like

obviously you don't like watching movies or tv all that much

usually autistics like doing things more involved like tinkering with things, watching shit is very passive

Nice Pepe mind if I save it to my hard drive

I want to be able to do productive stuff like write or draw, but I can only spend like an hour doing those things too. It feels like around an hour is the max that I can pay attention to anything.

Meme autism. The hooker thing is overrated btw.

you probably aren't autistic then, you lost in life

i wish i was autistic too, i've been getting tons of vaccines and playing minecraft but i've had no success

I'm flattered, but I would prefer you refrained. This Pepe means a lot to me, and I'd appreciate it if only I was allowed to share it. I hope you understand.

>you probably aren't autistic then
Then wtf am I doing here?

Yeah but I can't stop fucking women

How much do your hookers cost? Are they legal?

why does this wikipedia article imply superheroes exist in real life

Because they do.

Why is this place so dead? Oh. Right. High school.

might wanna buy a philips oneblade
reviews all say it's tha bomb

usually like $30 to $40
I have a crackwhore fetish.

それを見ても、この程度の頭の人間が、特許部長や企画開発責任者では

先が知れているなと思える だけで、その頭のレベルの低さに相手にする気にもならず、呆れて腹も立ちません。

また、二十数年も発明家をしていると、その間には、初めから契約する気など全く無いのに、私の足元を見て、試作品を見せに来てくれだの、試作品を送ってくれだのと要求する企業や人間を、飽き飽きするほど見てきました。

発明家の足元を見て、自分の思いのままに人を動かすことで、満足感を得ようとするような心の卑しい人間にはウンザリしています。
更に、親会社の指示を受けて、あたかも、その企業が私の発明に関心が有るかのように装って、試作品を送らせようと試みたことが何度も有りました。

もし、試作品を送っていれば、私が送った企業とは全く別の、私の意に反する企業の人間が試作品を手にしていたことでしょう。
ある時、メーカーに、ある発明を売り込む手紙を出したところ、私に電話が掛かってきました。

その用件は「写真に有る試作品を五台ぐらい航空便で送って下さい」とのことでした。

先方が電話を切る直前に、受話器を通して、かすかに含み笑いが聞こえたので、そのメーカーが記載されている英語の資料を詳細に見たら、なんと、日本のある大企業の子会社でした。

Maybe go get laid or get a job instead of complaining

Get out underage.

i'm at work

>he posts replies without images on an imageboard

Next thread

Retard

thats not nice

I accidentally murdered my neighbour and burried him in the woods. Ive got an american visa. What is the likelyhood of me starting a new life there with a new identity successfully?

Doing so is too hard here everything is recorded electronically

bump

wtf i almost died in dark souls

almost got hit by a car this morning. had to run out of the way because the dumb fuck tried to run an active pedestrian crossing while I was part way through it

from where he finally stopped I likely would have been in the hospital if I didn't realize he wasn't slowing down

life a shit

holy shit no one is here during noon

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saved

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