Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

French Shota pussies

hello American.

I want to lape woman

Hello Cred Forums, my name is Koji Kineto.
I run multiple blogs to introduce how things are viewed differently by people from different countries.
What I do is to pick out some interesting postings of yours here and translate them into Japanese.
The access is steadily increasing and so is my ad revenue from Google Affiliate.
I am afraid that there is no way (and legal obligation) to pay back for your input,
but I thought you deserve to know that your wonderful postings are read by more people in Japan.
I highly appreciate your active discussion on the topics that would interest my readers.
Thank you very much.

日間PVと収益教えて

女をレイプしたい

bitufol japon

bataful jepan

beetafull jopen

butterfly chopin

I left a french guy in a store in NY without saying goodbye, who I met in a hostel. If you are watchinching this thread, Im sorry.

海外の反応に帰れゴミ

merde

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Did you call him for buying boipocci?

聲の形
がない
その管理人の女も、ここにいたらしいぜ
アフィカス帰れ
無断翻訳禁止

Guess who's back
Back again...

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Guess who's back

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はいはい(´・ω・｀)

THAI DOUCHEBAG
GET BACK
NEVER COME HERE

FUCKING DELETE THESE RIGHT NOW

bump

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should I buy macarons today?

>should I buy macarons
The answer is always "no".

r those people in the bottom left for scale
wow those r sum bic macroons

Non

No.

No
You wasted enough money on No Man's Sky

Should I buy a big mac for lunch?

Yes

Big Macaron

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Let the banana see the split

アメリカンスリーブ

Is this the guy with the plan to impregnate 1000 Jap women?

:DDD

youtube.com/watch?v=Qd091kJitoU

eat french ffy

今日は無礼講だ

Nice, Mongol bro.

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What would my life be like if I were born Japanese?

Would I have a girlfriend?

What would my life be like if I were born American?
Would I shart in mart?

You will be more a robot.

>What would my life be like if I were born Japanese?
It'd be perfect. Money, friends, job satisfaction, everything 100%.
>Would I have a girlfriend?
Yes, 8-9/10 Japanese girl madly in love with you.

A real shame you weren't born Japanese though, better luck next time.

M

A

Y

can i eat dog in japan?

O

U

YU(´・ω・｀)

Beautiful

Ples delet

I would not like to be japanese at all

I would not change my 1000 sqm house for a 50 sqm apartment in tokio
I would not change all the cheap delicious organic food I ate during my life for packed food at a convenience store in japan
I would not change the 11 diferent schools I had studied for study on a japanese school decided by the goverment
I would not change my 18 cm cock for a 5 cm japanese benis
I would not change my work as an independent importer to work for a jap company as a exploited salaryman

Shin-okubo Korean town

I would not change me beating the classmates who tried to bully me for become a jap hikikomori
I would not change all the hours I played online games for overstudy as many jap kids do
I would not change my country where everyday is a new adventure for living in japan where everything its already decided and wrote

Keep on counting your blessings.
You may feel good about yourself someday.

I would not change my country multicultural society where everybody is equal and the richest man have the same value as the poorest for a society where inferiors and superiors exist
I would not change me living in a country that had economic grew 8% for the last 15 years for living in japan where the economy is already fucked and rearched his peak
I would not change me kissing in the cheek my female high school classmates to live in japan where affection is not allowed

Is there anything to buy in Japan that would be expensive abroad? I thought about getting a Nintendo 3DS but not sure about that

Are those region locked?

I believe so. But as far as I know you can unlock them already.

なぜ日本人が美しい黒髪をありますか?

どうやって?

日本人マジック?

shiba

maybe spanish or africans know it

俺がレスるとみんな消える法則

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I've said it before and I'll say it again
Still
My
Bitch

The beverage looks more large than Japanese one.
LL size?

Someone photoshop Peru's face on it so that Peru and Thai, the best duo in this thread, are finally get united.

no don't do that

He did it. The absolute madman!

That bun looks really nice.

Where's Peru's face? I'll do it.

さすがまゆゆ

lel I didn't know I have it.

Can't
WAIT!

why south sphere is full of shit

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stop posting my personal pictures or I will contact the site administrator

You have brought this upon yourself, my friend.

>Implying it's actually him

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日本の時代劇は最高

>has a big mac AND chicken nuggets

Brilliant.

It's funny they haven't caught on yet

kek

He's bored and lonely in Thailand.
It's nice to give him attention he needs.

ONLY in kyushu
enokoromeshi in kagoshima

it's so cute!

hi

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Plata o plomo, puto?

かっぱ寿司のロゴからかっぱの絵が消えるそうだ。
安っぽく見えるからだって。回転寿司のくせに何言ってんだろ。

Hello, everyone :)

ええ…かっぱさんかわいそう(´・ω・｀)

Did you really have to post the picture of those girls?

安っぽいイメージにも魅力がある
例:駄菓子屋

Absolutely horrifying and heretical

ひとでなし企業

うわっ、キモい

そうなんだー
最近友達と一緒にかっぱ寿司食べに行ったよ

回転寿司でゲロ掃除してる場面を何回か見たことあるんだけど家族連れのガキが多いから仕方ないのかな?

ギャルフェチの正式な契約のある条件で、
ギャルちゃんの写真を付けて投稿しなくてはいけません。

カッパ愛護団体から抗議の電話が殺到したっていう裏事情もあるらしいよ

迷惑です(´・ω・｀)

目がヤバイ
魂抜けてそう

わたくしは飲み物を倒して慌てて綺麗にしました。
あなたは間違ってはいませんか?

ちゃんと売り上げの一部をカッパ関連のチャリティーに使っていれば…

Are you nigger?

ギャルはキモイ

White master race, fampai.

>inb4 gyaru are the same as black people meme

まぁ
くら寿司のほうがおいしいけどね

t. 童貞

new research showed sperm of aged man make handicap child.
aged people shouldn't give a birth.

The style is not very modern.

What horror film is this from?

それでは少子化ってどうやって解決できるかな...(´-ω-`)

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Gyaru are almost extinct but you can see them at Shibuya clubs and the beach still.

あ、その情報いらないっす(´・ω・｀)ﾉｰｻﾝｷｭｰ

What does this say:

>まじで病みそう
>脅すのとかやめて
>まじで死にたい
>いつでも死ねるわ

>9時なので小説タイム入りまーすTwitter終了

九州とかの田舎ならまだいそう
九州人はヤンキーとかチンピラが大好きだし

>seriously I'm gonna get ill
>don't threat me or anything
>seriously I wanna die
>I can die any time

>It's 9 so it's my novel (reading?) time. End of tweeting.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-Om7UMSJc
Does marriage make you happy?

韓国人の目の方は鋭いと思うけど、本当?

Marriage in this day and age seems pretty pointless.
At best it reinforces the love between 2 people and they get some economic benefits from it.
At worst the wife can divorce the husband and legally steal half his income and assets and there's not much he can do about it.
Marriages are also expensive.
Though given that my parents married and divorced I might be biased. I don't know.

More like people choose wrong partners and then they find out that hey, I actually don't like you. Too bad children have usually popped out.

I like their nails though.
I enjoy watching the videos of how they sculpt and decorate their nails on youtube.
It's like boys enjoy building scale plastic models.

>>seriously I'm gonna get ill
>>don't threat me or anything
>>seriously I wanna die
>>I can die any time

Shit

目つきが悪いのは韓国人自身も認めている

That's also true. But in general considering the risks a husband would take to get married and that women don't have any moral obligation to not do as they please, it's definitely not worth it.
Especially considering how some women want to get married just on impulse because they believe their man is "the one" and it turns out poorly for them both.

I dunno
But having children is certainly happy

アジアの目がかっこいいと思う
でも日本人の方は丸いみたい

田舎臭いギャルのイメージをよく想像できない。
やっぱ都市部の人のイメージだ。

人によるけど、ツリ目が多いね。
それに対して日本人はタレ目が多い。

I think so.
There're many single eyelid people in Korea.

Fault is on both sides. Basically the society is telling the woman to have children and the man to get a wife or he is a loser. Then surprise, things go to hell.

But I still want to get married someday later in life when I'm actually prepared for it.

日本人と比べると、正直目が細い人の割合は高いと思う
この話を韓国人とすると絶対喧嘩になるw

日本人も人によるけど、
確かに切れ長でツリ目の人は少ないかもね

"Suck at English" country ranking

1.Russian
2.French
3.Chinese

being inducted into a hall of fame tier:Japanese

KPOPのPVを見てみんな鋭い目をしてて驚いた
例としてAKBはみんながでかい目をするね

でも別に、鋭い目がいい

yellow fevers love slant eyes.

In Japan, divorcing couples get to keep their own assets built when they were single.
Alimony isn't common unless there's child.
Maybe the real financial risk is in having kids.

>この話を韓国人とすると絶対喧嘩になるw
なるほど、止めておくよ(笑)

cute tiny little burger :3

>鋭い目がいい
エキゾチックではあるよね。
韓国人は整形する人が多いから、ツリ目美人は今や希少な存在かもね。

In Finland they husband and wife share just about anything during a divorce. Hence why never marry anyone without an prenuptial agreement. It saves shitloads money and time in case of a divorce.

ギャルは古臭いから生粋の東京人はもう卒業してる
古臭い恰好に固執してるのは上京してきた九州とかの田舎者

Paul McCartney denied to entry to Japan.
Paris Hilton denied to entry to Japan.
Chris Brown denied to entry to Japan.

Who's next?

It might just be in America, but can't a court just throw a prenup out of the window if one of them insists on taking more than agreed upon?

...or find someone richer.

確かに細目でもカッコいい人や美人はたくさんいるね
でも多くの日本人は大きな目に憧れてると思う

左の女たちは明白に日本人。
同様に右は明白に韓国人だね。
でも、説明はちょっとデタラメだと思う。Lol

We told you not to buy them you sonava b...!

You bought them to post that pic.

The F.

I want to deny Trump forever

>右は明白に韓国人

右下は日本人に見える

プリンは4連にすべきだ。
うちは俺、妻、長女(7歳)、次女(4歳)の4人家族だが、 3連プリンを買うといつも上の子が我慢させられる。
不憫で仕方ない。

In USA maybe. My parents had the prenuptial and they only had to share the house. They sold it and shared the money 50/50. That's because they joint purchased the home.
This too

Ööh sumimasen anime wa dogo desu ga? :DDD

This bitch.

why is this bitch obsession with Asian children??just take some white children from poor nation.

>getting married

我慢すべき人間違ってないか

>let kanadajin3 in
>wouldn't let Paul McCartney in

It must be a present for his girl friend.
No real Frenchman buys macaroons in a box with a pink ribbon and eat them alone at home.

Is this white macaroon vanilla taste?
コレ何度見ても泣けるわ

Tell me lads,

Are Japanese girls worth the trouble? I have a serious yellow fever but I prefer a career woman over some submissive house wife.

yes :3

You severely underestimate how beta the F really is.

This is the man who :

>visited a soapland in japan and couldn't get laid
>Paid full price for occulus rift and no man's sky, still defends them to this day
>Got dumped by a white girl

>let Ryan Boundless*in

He was worse than kanadajin3.

Paul got so pissed that he wrote a song.
Paul McCartney - McCartney II: Frozen Jap youtu.be/0b-TplCXNx4

>Are girls worth the trouble?
Yes, unless you plan to punch your ticket at age 45 because the model train sets just aren't doing it anymore

Paul McCartney came to Japan last year.

Don't bully The F.
Actually, go ahead, but you should be nicer when you do so. You should bully him like cuteposter does.

There aren't many Australians tonight.
Is the blackout still ongoing?

Hello, my grandfa is japanese so its descent.
I have japanese surname, Maybe the chinese character 橘?, it's calls as gul in korean, just he said our surname is specially historic and don't hate japan before end life as old man, but he never said the reason that makes me curiously.. How do it call in japanese pronunciation?
I don't know japanese language well sorry ;_;

He was denied to entry "once ago".

Tachibana.

I can't help it.
I used to flip up the skirts of the girls I was fond of when I was in school. Just to get their attention.

Why don't you use google translation?

>It was recorded some months prior to McCartney's arrest and imprisonment in Japan for cannabis possession.
He wrote you a nice song and then you went and arrested him.

悔しいのう、悔しいのう

I miss Australians too!
Tachibana
It means citrus tree.
Tachibana is a common first name in Japan.

???

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Why are female weeb so cute compared to male weeb?

youtube.com/watch?v=tZTw_Ezf5Og

hello i am kawaii japanese girl from 2D universe
what you want to ask?

The song was written after he was denied his entry visa to Japan in 1975.

>being Thai is heretic
kek

Female "weebs" are usually just posers.
Do you not know that there are a lot of women that will pretend to be interested in a topic just so that they can get nearly uncontested attention from a heavily male-dominated interest?
Female "weebs" that have a genuine interest in anime or certain aspects of "otaku culture" (they are very rare) are about as attractive as their male counterparts.

Thailand sucks big fat balls.

wwwwwwwww

ロゼッタストーンが本日まで半額ですってよ!
sourcenext.com/

I would not like to be japanese at all

I would not change my 1000 sqm house for a 50 sqm apartment in tokio
I would not change all the cheap delicious organic food I ate during my life for packed food at a convenience store in japan
I would not change the 11 diferent schools I had studied for study on a japanese school decided by the goverment
I would not change my 18 cm cock for a 5 cm japanese benis
I would not change my work as an independent importer to work for a jap company as a exploited salaryman
I would not change me beating the classmates who tried to bully me for become a jap hikikomori
I would not change all the hours I played online games for overstudy as many jap kids do
I would not change my country where everyday is a new adventure for living in japan where everything its already decided and wrote
I would not change my country multicultural society where everybody is equal and the richest man have the same value as the poorest for a society where inferiors and superiors exist
I would not change me living in a country that had economic grew 8% for the last 15 years for living in japan where the economy is already fucked and rearched his peak
I would not change me kissing in the cheek my female high school classmates to live in japan where affection is not allowed

なんだよこれwww

Don't you have to go to work tomorrow, ossan?

But look at weeb male youtubers.

They are worse than female youtubers without doubt.

>peruvian is a good ethnicity as great meme in /lat/

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Could you list some examples?
>They are worse than female youtubers without doubt.
In terms of what, content they produce, or how good they look?

Either way, demographics between male and female populations watching YouTube videos are likely to differ.
If an attractive female has an "interest" in anime, of course she will show her face while looking as good as possible. People are there to watch a sexy/cute girl talk about anime. To them, their interest in anime is secondary to the thought of either projecting themselves as being her partner or they just want to look at someone cute/sexy who's also talking about an interest they only sort of care about.

To be fair, if an attractive man feels the need to show his face all the time while talking about anime, he's probably also an attention whore who only has a vague interest in the topic. He's no better than the female.

Most male YouTubers I've seen that talk about anime (I've never seen any female ones because they're more rare and I stay away from anything that seems to be more about the woman than the topic) they don't usually show their face.
And honestly, I don't care how attractive the person in the video is. I came here for the topic and to learn more about it, not to watch a video about some girl who gives a half-assed attempt at caring about a topic I care about while she looks pretty.
It's like a poor compromise between something nice to look at and good information. If I wanted them both, I could get something better by just looking them up separately, not forced together.

didnt you spent 2 years of your youth in the military to protect the samsung family, a family that gives shit about you?
헬조선?
KEK
E
K

nice :3

>didnt you spent 2 years of your youth in the military to protect the samsung family

peru bringing the heat

Nope, I've just been doing other stuff. But the lights flickered a few times so I was worried we'd have another outage. Yesterday I had dinner by candle-light and resorted to playing shiritori and celebrity heads.

成田って左翼が反対してなければ新幹線が通って東京まで30分だったんだな
ちなみに今は成田エクスプレスで54分だって。

>ペルーとタイのコント

Does Japan have good quality health care? How long do you to have wait to visit a doctor?

なんかワロタ

>watching a "sexy/cute" 3d pig ramble about useless shit
>not just watching actual cute and sexy 2d beauties being cute and sexy
fucking dumb weebs

何だ一体www

成田は遠いよな
羽田から海外に行けるようになってから
成田まで行く気力がなくなった

ん?はい?

white male weeb are threat while female aren't.

Around white male,never relax.
Look at Japan's low birth rate article...fucking low IQ posting.

Never trust a white male.

ジャップ二人がビルから飛び落ち、誰が勝つ?

世界です。

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is there user that has watched Kimi No Nawa in here?
why is it accepted on normalfags, regardless of a being otaku anime

This is your future wife.

not even a hot white male like me? ;^)

white man would actually help the low birth rate problem.

how does it feel to know that this is the average immigrant to your country KEK

Does japan even have any highly-skilled professionals who have stayed?

Because it's Makoto Shinkai. He and Miyazaki are normie accepted animes

i tried morphing their faces to see what their baby would look like

the name of the baby was Thairu or Thaeru

tell me more about your life まゆゆ
what are your plans for the future?

Thai genes are too strong

Would rape and punch/10

I practice the English
"Japan the since of Meiji Restauration of Empire however shogunate is"
Correct English this is? How?

Kill all half-Jewish-half-Amerindian males by the time I'm 35

Why don't you like jew so much?

No,they can't.

white can't even solved their birth rate proplem.

watch out for yourself in guangzhou, peru :^)

plata o plomo, cholo?

It's not the Jew part I'm concerned with
Plata please

Japan, make more babies. More Japanese equals more Japanese girls, which increases my chances to gain a Japanese gf

That sentence makes absolutely no sense.
>I practice the English
"I will study English."
>"Japan the since of Meiji Restauration of Empire however shogunate is"
"Since the Meiji Restauration of the Empire, the shogunate is..."
That's my best guess. I have no idea what you're talking about and basically every single word is out of order.
>Correct English this is? How?
"Is this proper English?"

I know about it because someone I know in Japan went to see it. I thought I might watch it to see how the region and dialect are represented.

whites birthrate is too high. girls won't leave us alone.

>Thaeru
It means "to suffer" in Japanese... perfect for their baby's name.

>white birth rate is too high

then why are white population so tiny?

We know that children kindof suck. Alot of work and money. You only really do it if you're bored or Christian.

japanese birth rate is low, but it's in a trend of rising

Having a child because you're "bored" is an utterly horrible idea.

ベアトリス

white media love Japan's low birth rate proplem sooo much for hide to their low birth rate proplem.

Stop being a spastic.

Thx for the flag bby ;))))

WHITE POLES

FOR

JAP _____

It has to do with how few immigrants you have.
"White" birthrates (read: a country's birthrates) only look fine because immigrants will have lots of children while whites will have more or less the same amount as Japan. But because Japan is very ethnically homogenus, if you compare country-to-country rather than race-to-race, it gives the impression that Japan has horrible birthrates.

クリとリス

Im out, bye

hey puto, plata o plomo?

>Japan has horrible birthrates
Which is absolutely true.

Actually I think they hide the population decline with foreigners. I guess the left-wing media wants Japan to be cucked too.

Idea since expression that of "Japan of shogunate Emperire is"

That's exactly what I said...

>been eating 20,000K calories a day for 3 years
>most of which sugar and fats
>finally feeling memory loss, energy drops and pains in the ches/head
its worked lads
soon it will be all over

youtube.com/watch?v=UhcM0r935iU

sanitation jobs

An aged man make a big pudding and eat it alone.
What should I say?

fuck ass shit nigger aaaaa

ケツを食べる

What about making babies because you're bored, but without actually making any babies?

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ラテン系syamuやんけ

言葉だけで聞いていた日系ブラジル人だね、、、超不思議な

Hey, that's pretty good!

Do Japs squeeze melons? I really want to know!

>gives the impression
I took this to mean that it was misleading. Righto.

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axis won world war two
what year are this
nuclear weapon is key to time travel

>axis won world war two
What?
>what year are this
It be 2016 and ting
>nuclear weapon is key to time travel
Tell me more

do tsundere girls exist in real life?

>It be 2016 and ting
It's actually Heisei 28 (we use the Japanese system of measurement for all things in these threads)

yes
But they don't secretly like you

fug

I knew a couple of tsundere girls in real life, although they only ever showed their tsuntsun side to me.

That was before they started ignoring me, of course.

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beotifol japin

is that peru down there?

this situation happened last year
me and friends including a jap female classmate were walking to outside the university
suddenly when we were waiting for the green light to cross the street, she started to touch my jacket like wanting to know the brand and she told me -Do you want to meet my parents?-, I replied - haha, why? -
she didnt answered

ケツで食べる

Every rising sun flag has precisely 16 red stripes and 16 white stripes.
Does 16 or 32 mean anything?

ケツで飲む

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英語を教えるの好き?

32 warcrimes

このまま非正規化を深化させて
日本人も群馬のビニールハウスの外国人と変わらなくなり
むしろ仕事を争うわけですね

deed japin threod

ign.com/articles/2016/09/28/no-mans-sky-marketing-being-investigated-by-uk-advertising-authority

it was an interesting concept but its sad that it died

眠れない…(´・ω・｀)

your thoughts on french women

It was a mile wide but inch in depth. Basically there was nothing to do. Okey, there was upgrading your stuff to get resources faster but it was so pointless.

thread is almost over

i will make new

Mignonnes.

Is LINE still the most used way people message each other?

if it's rila I won't allow you

NEW THREAD

Do kids in Japan really point at gaijin, yell "GAIJIN!", and run away scared?

I wanted to make new :(

probably not

310

We'll let you make the next thread, Mayuyu.

As long as you're good.

マジかよ囧rz