/balt/ + /ausnz/

I have 50 minutes before I leave for lectures

what do

pushups

no

masturbate to some british slags

gonna need more pictures

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helo

i make picture to celebrate balt + ausnz

STARCH'D

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thanks

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love it

youtu.be/PzP1XC51kro

what did I just witness

british women look like inbred miscarriages

I agree, but for some reason I find it incredibly hot.

so you are attracted to ugliness? tell me more

Not ugliness, more like butterfaces, I don't into relationships with them but butterface girls with amazing bodies have the worst self confidence and are very easy to get in bed.

do the virgin walk

sat in some canned bean droppings

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tldr

go away virgin

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stop forcing your retarded meme

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Masturbated to blacked for the first time today. It was pretty fucking artsy. The play in colors was amazing.

butthurt virgin detected

>just ate an entire 780g jar of peanut butter

devilish

goddamn, brits are ugly

hello brother i too used too masturbate to black porn but then i found this website that helped me to sort out my problems www.al-islam.com

Those girls on that picture look rather hot in my opinion

>women are only worth their holes
>v-virgins!

It was mostly white. I mean the girls, the bedsheets, the curtains, the walls. But I'll check your website out it seems interesting.

>triggered

>anime pic

confirmed virgin

how does it feel to be the european leader in emigration, suicides, car accident deaths, cervical cancer, corruption and divorces

me with the lads

Last two are wrong, not sure about others.

me on the far left

Feels normal desu. I'm kinda bummed they shut kat down, it had turned into my go-to torrent website before its untimely death.

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kys, normie

Invasion of Gibraltor when?

helo

what are some good tourist spot in balt country

hi

my house

sorry, I wouldn't know since I'm not a tourist

where is
helo

>posts a phenotype thats most pure in among Estonians and Finns
>claims that Estonians are Latvians while being a Finn in denial himself
lmao

Vilnius, und the outskirts of Antakalnis
You can come here with bus 114

shit I didn't know the numbers went that high

it states states that its the most pure in latvians as well

check mate, northern latvian

That map you posted doesn't agree with what you're saying.

i have been sleeping in verkiai park for 3 months so i am familiar with the area thankyou

only in the really remote parts

no, it states that the phentype is also found among Latvians aka finnics in denial
how it doesnt agree with what im saying? you are the ones who call themselves """"""baltic""""""" while obviouvsly having been FINND in the past
and just because you have been FINND, doesnt make you a aisto nordid, you still have that different baltic tribes what has altered your looks, hence you (Lithuania) is, what has the most Baltic tribe genes in it, is also the least blonde of the baltic states
check mate, if you want i could come over and FINN your gf so your children will also be alot more whiter and intelligent

can't wait to have you here! see you soon!

i AM the krankler

Dude weed lmao

How about you take your racist shit off my safespace?

hilp mi im a figgut

asalamu aleykum brothers and sisters

I'm afraid by the time you would reach Lithuanian border she would already be dead

hello friends

hi

thanks

and my thoughts

haha cheers

helo

im here

fug i thought this plane went to lithuania

How can the Baltics be bordering Slavic countries yet not end up being Slavic?

You there! Yes, you! Put that culture down and step away. Keep your hands where I can see them. Didn't you know that stealing culture is a crime?

Latvia is slavic.

Baltic pagan magic

We're very very angry.

helo

i am here to visit only
crossing border be there soon

Jokes side I was thinking of visiting Minsk next year during it's 950th birthday. Are there any events planned yet, any websites with information?

>Eestlased on rassistid
What did they mean by this?

Fuck. I just reslized it's not a belarusian, but an aussie with a proxy.

fug

*has a cheeky snack*

helo

belarus doesnt even have active conflict pfff

come to ukraine oblast instead

me on the far right

haha me on the far left

I've been to Ukraine last year, and it was rather nice.

look at hungary

Nice try, shill. I have reliable information that Ukraine is falling apart and people are demanding referendum for join Russia.

Helo I posted this morning about driving an hour and a half each way for a date I was pretty sure wasn't going to go my way, but I had a bottle of champagne in the fridge just in case.

Pic related

I don't understand, was your date a dog?

Proofs?

No luck with the girl, but didn't want to waste the champagne

Anyone from Palmy here?
plz vote for this guy.
Thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=5SF11PA-1Y0

I still can't get over the dog though. It looks like a sheep.

close aproximity to NZ

Hungarians are ethnically slavic, due to interbreeding and assimilation. They just preserved their language.

strayan women are the qtst on earth

No girlfriend is starting to become physically painful.

doing a job seeker survey las

Clench your penis and move your hand up and down until the pain goes away.

a yank went all out on another thread btw

you spelled Latvian wrong

Me photographing

They're too. Extremely so.

Not my dog. I think their son has allergies or something so they got a dog with wool instead of hair.

[spoiler]housesitting for a fucking leaf [/spoiler]

they're extremely six toed

dont bully our feet

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They're okay. I prefer skandi grills, must be one of those grass is always greener type setups

really having some impure thoughts about smashing my qt cousin who is 1 year younger than me

somebody give me strength to repel these terrible thoughts

hnnnng

Video it.

Idk violence is never good, but it felt gratifying when I kneed my cousin in the balls. I say go for it.

Sensible chuckle

Nigger threw my monopoly piece away. He had it coming.

deadbeat

youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI

you can do it bros

>go into a western european general
>say hello
>everybody ignores me

Poor lad

i would never ignore you

t-thank you

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=3vnVzoEz_Zs

>tfw empty gym

Grodno is Lithuanian city desu

I miss my home country aka Lithuania soooo much :( I want to cry just thinking about it

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Proofs ahmed

I don't speak anime

ばか

kys

キャンドル

Saint Onix?

taip

>you're from Estonia
>it's literally impossible not to have a gf

How to respond?

our women did a >tfw no bf on british media

jei taip, tuomet pabaik mano nick'ą - Sy***

Did you guys used to drown your females at birth like poo in loos or something?

how come the only thing russians are good at is making weapons

what the FUCK???

They're literally orcs.
Once noble race of finno-ugrics mixed and slavs made into cruel disfigured creatures by mongols and gommunism.

I'm fairly certain that's the case across the entire baltics. Old men die of heart attacks hence the 65+ ratio.

Hei

Stop making stir frys, goddamnit. Bake some fish or something.

It's not a stir fry, friend.
Nice digits though.

What forces you to stay in this country that is dying from leftists and shit?

Probably isn't functional enough to make it at home.

I'll answer for him:
money

Welp
But wouldn't estonia be a better choice then, like it's growing rapidly, clean,much whiter and has no shit. Plus I am sure there is more baltic products there than here.

>super like someone on tinder
>still 0 matches
can't make this shit up

>virtue! Virtue! Look at me I have virtue!

this a lot of our emigrants miss our country so much, but it's kind of ridiculous working a highly responsible job and getting multiple times less than a strawberry picker in scandinavia
in a couple or few months of working in the west, you come back as a scrooge mcduck, however lot's of these emigrants have rotten values and spend their dosh on shitty new bmws

what is "super like"?
t. guy who never used tinder

But BMWs are shit.

I don't think so, they don't have it as good as in the west, probably more close to us and English is not as widespread there as in holland or norway

yeah mercedes is better

it's like "liking" someone except that that person gets a notification that you liked them
you can do it a few times in the few version but eventually have to pay to keep using it

>English is not as widespread there
Are you serious? People don't even know to speak Estonian around here any more.

all new german cars are shit

oh ok I get it
thanks

I like volvo/audi a lot more.

volvo drivers are driving me crazy, seriously, worst drivers, except the "SUV" volvos

>worst drivers
>not bmw drivers

>except the "SUV" volvos
>except
I meant ESPECIALLY
ESPECIALLY

Are they that bad there?
Here people drive properly and within limits, what I like most about the volvo cars is they don't drink so much bensin, since it's expensive.

yeah, don't really like them too, but not for the reasons our folk hate them (speeding/hooligan driving etc), but for shitty parking, slow start, lack of traffic empathy and so on

when can i finally leave this shithole

>and within limits
well, atleast here in Vilnius, everyone drives AT the very LEAST +20km/h from the limit, even the cop cars, so you can clearly notice a new driver from other city or town in Vilnius by his lack of speed and traffic comprehension

now
bye

How easy/cheap is it to get drivers license there?

do us all a favor

youtube.com/watch?v=vgLdNCwepBY

shittiest drivers are old women and villagers

>expecting me to stay here because of some outdated idea of nationalism from the 19th century
maybe you should be the ones commiting suicide

pretty hard compared to the USA, you have to pass the school theory/practice tests and then theory/practice state tests, it's about 350-450 euros in capital right now, I passed in 2013 and it was like 250 euros then with all the state exams/medicine tests included

Literally just because women live longer. There are more young men than women.

no one is holding you here
you can leave

this
old men driving their audi 80 bulka's are pretty bad at it too

Here it's fairly easy to get but it's expensive as hell(cheapest is about 1.5k € and most expensive 2.5k€) and the punishment for fucking up if cops get you driving carelessly is basically to redo everything and that costs money again...

>old men driving their audi 80 bulka's are pretty bad at it too
they pretty much fall into villagers category

here is avarage baltic migrant worker routine
>Don't have valuable working skills
>Go to uk to become rich
>Do shit work
>live in trailer with 10 niggers
>Tell everyone that life in uk is great and call everyone who stayed in baltic stupid
>Visit homeland
>Buy shity bmw
>waste all your money on alcohol
>repeat

>and the punishment for fucking up if cops get you driving carelessly is basically to redo everything and that costs money again...
yeah, we have a 2 years trial period for new drivers, if they fuck up, they firstly have to go through some courses to fix things up, if they won't, they'll lose their license

lmao, very accurate tbqh

oh and how are your state exams/licenses or whatever being managed? by police or some company? it used to be police here a long while ago, but now we have a monopolist company that basically drown in silly youths money that can't pass the exam in 6 times

>wake up
>still not a balt
why live?

doing some funposting here la

boards.Cred Forums.org/int/thread/65495853#top

Find your Tatjana and marry her. I found mine in the suburbs of St.Petersburg. I feel blessed.

>mixing with slavs

i thought estonians are better than this

said the guy with a half russian president LMAO

delfi.lt/news/daily/law/pries-lietuvoje-gyvenancia-etiope-emigranto-rasistinis-ispuolis.d?id=72432976

>an emigrant working in constructions in uk
>comes back home for a short time
>sees a negress
>loses his shit
>get's fined
kek

Reminder

I have several reasons why I married a russian. First, I'm 1/4 russian myself, my grandfather served in the soviet navy. Second, since I was raised in an "elitist" environment, going to what they call an elite school and having rich kids everywhere, means that most estonian girls I ever met were snobbish shits who couldn't appreciate anything that wasn't material.

said the guy whose nation intermixed with poles, ukrainians, belorussians for centuries LMAO

The exams are given by companies that got official support or checks from the state and the organ that handles it is called "Trafikverket". You can do the test as many times you want(which means you can fail as much as you want, but each fail will increase the price by 5€).

youtube.com/watch?v=UkidrFy226M

→

do your good deed for today and wish this faggot a nice birthday.

having conquered territories in mentioned countries doesn't mean our folk intermixed with them, it was mostly the nobility

because of your mixing nobles lithuanian language got slavicized

was it worth it?

well, lithuanian language was kept and preserved among our peasants tbqh, the nobility just polonized themselves, because polish was thought to be the "catholic" language and lithuanian "pagan"

I did it, I hope I didn't fuck up

you cant deny lithuanian has a lot of slavic elements because of the eternal pole

and your architecture got polonized as well, sure built by lithuanians, but in polish style

ty guys

no you did well

I don't deny, we have a lot of slavicisms, as well as germanicisms and finnisms (or w/e they're called), but not to an extent of uglyness

and what do you mean by architecture? if you're referring to Vilnius architecture, it's mostly baroque, with tastes of gothic and rene elements, it was built by the architects from all over europe, mostly italians though, maybe the city looks similar to polish cities, but that's not because it was polonized imho

Okay

im just repeating my history lessons

i got also told that your mentality changed to the worse

oh, I thought you were talking about the language, but still, despite the fact of being in the same state with poles and even longer in the same union, we managed to preserve a lot of elements that are unique to only our country, like alcohol brewing, holidays, religion etc

ty

>i got also told that your mentality changed to the worse
didn't all of ours mentality changed to worse from being under the eastern occupant for hundreds of years? your advantage is that you've been in business with germans before that and protestants were more friendly towards local culture/language etc

of course, but the language has been affected as well

im not even being rude or memeing, when i listen to lithuanian it sometimes sounds like polish

it has those weird sounds in it

>and protestants were more friendly towards local culture/language etc
what

I keep hearing from the foreigners, that our language sounds russian to them, it's just a thing we, lithuanians will never understand, cause it just sounds so different to us and russkies always thought of it as an alien language that is hard as fuck to learn

german protestant priests created written latvian

broke my PR woo

> But as a result of language preservation and purging policies, Slavic loanwords currently constitute only 1.5% of the Standard Lithuanian lexicon, while German loanwords constitute only 0.5% of it.[14] The majority of loanwords in the 20th century arrived from the Russian language.

Neither phonetics, pronouncing or anything was influenced. Our Standard language is based on Western Aukstaitian dialec region which bordered Old Prussia/Prussia.

There's a reason why our language is called the most archaic one because it's changed the least.

While Latvian language is comprised 25 to 33% of loanwords. Can you actually cite facts and not memes? You have no idea what you're talking about.

>Savukārt kopējais aizguvumu daudzums latviešu valodas leksikā caurmērā ir aptuveni viena trešā vai viena ceturtā daļa.

vvk.lv/index.php?sadala=216&id=734

Pitch accent for example and stressing is retained exactly as it was in Balto-Slavic stage only Russian, Lithuanian and some South Slavic languages preserved it. The only influence from Polish apart from few loanwords is letters nasal letters, ą,ę but even those are not used or pronounced in the same way.

protestants compared to catholics were more keen in preserving local languages, bibles, books written in it, they wouldn't interfere in everyday normal folks life and culture unlike the catholics, only good thing is our folk was always stubborn as fuck and preserved all the things we value

>you cant deny lithuanian has a lot of slavic elements because of the eternal pole

If anything, there is more russian in todays language than polish. Lithuanian was standardized post-commonwealth and by people that hated the polacks for the way they treated Lithuania.

>I don't deny, we have a lot of slavicisms, as well as germanicisms and finnisms (or w/e they're called), but not to an extent of uglyness

I think only post-soviet did our language start having these barbarisms, because of the occupation and russian language having priority. Finnisisms dont exist, because fins actually took from balt tribes, not the other way around (ex kirvis, laivas and etc)

are you that eternal butthurt lith?

Stop ruining decent conversations

Latvian was literally created by Germans, of course it has a lot of loan words.

>are you that eternal butthurt lith?

>try to outbanter liths about their language
>get rekt
>start namecalling

>are you that eternal butthurt lith?

No, I just have interested in linguistics and you're talking nonsense.

In fact modern Latvian language has more Slavic loanwords than Lithuanian. But go ahead call me butthurt without presenting any arguments.

Cutie.

>I think only post-soviet did our language start having these barbarisms, because of the occupation and russian language having priority.
agree with you to some extent, but don't forget that past soviet era we lithuanized a pack or slavic barbarisms as well, not really into that matter to provide the evidence, but I used to read the interwar era periodicals and there used to be slavicisms that aren't met nowadays

>latvians call gira by its russian name

rate my 'za

I think there's too much of the same shit in one place, should add more vegetables probably, but overall looks alright, except that I don't like chicken pizzas (if it's chicken)

im literally speaking from my experience

lithuanian to foreigners sounds really slavic

no need to get all serious and mad over nothing
>evergthing is banter

it's Sicilian pizza

Okay I can agree that for someone Lithuanian sound Slavic, but saying that Polish or anything greatly influenced Lithuanian is nonsense, but Latvian language has more slavisms.

Living the NEET life atm lads

>mushrooms

it doesnt though

y do

Same haha

we all have delfi
what is 15min.lt and lrytas.lt of latvia and estonia?

depends on what is 15min and lrytas like

second/third most popular ones
but the topics are pretty much the same

then its tvnet and apollo for us

>15min more popular than lrytas
No

>Lativa

do you have some folk-patriotic/nationalist ones?
we have alkas.lt, but it's pretty much dead most of the time and very few visitors

.....?

cba looking for new stats, but it shouldn't be different
it's 2015 march
also 15min has the biggest smartphone users pool

>go to 15 min or delfi
>immediately get cancer

Is there any non biased lithuanian news site?

supermamadotlt

good morning balts. any eesti grils around?

everyone has the ocasional article

but id say nra.lv or aprinkis.lv are the most patriotic ones

@65500136
h-hi do u have money?

yep!

>supermama that popular

surprised vinted.lt wasn't in the list, both of them supermama and vinted probably attract the vast majority of lithuanian female public

Glad my mom wasn't like them, they all sound crazy.

>russians losing their shit in the comments about us buying self-propelled artillery

just did it haha
was jerking off and as the cum was about to come out i summoned the strength of jesus christ (pbuh) himself and stopped it from coming out
haha didnt think it was possible lads

enjoy cancer

haha what a fucking mad cunt you are haha

its a honor to know such a sick cunt like you

you're gonna break your pee hole

requesting the infographic about models per capita in europe some estonian posted earlier

I hope this faggot dies

why is lithuanian such an easy language???

>not having a urethra with the strength of 10 horses

I really hope we buy jets in near future, so we can patrol our air space by ourselves.

can you translate plz i cannot understand.

>laikas priimti potencialius darbininkus keliančius mūsų ekonomiką ir turtinančius mūsų kultūrą
fucking cuck

and that cuck is probably from Wilno
fucking hate those progressive faggots

its a shame we didnt buy the austrian kurassiers

they are selling off almost half of their army equipment

bloody hoons outside making a racket

basically just invite foreigners to work here and enrich our culture stuff

whenever I read comments from 15min or delfi I get cancer

I had a course mate in my student years from Kaunas who's name was Justinas, he was a cosmopolitan "intelectual" online and a quiet rat in real life, I can really see the pattern, it might be him

omg nobody cares

thanks

do the virgin walk

shut the fuck up

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>using my gimmick which I invented
autism

Do lithuanians have karums as well?

i've encountered this hundreds of times on Cred Forums, you probably stole it from someone and tried turning it into your personal meme or whatever. sad!

me in the bottom right corner.

no, we have karumas

>i've encountered this hundreds of times on Cred Forums, you probably stole it from someone and tried turning it into your personal meme or whatever. sad!

>me in the bottom right corner.

Is this how balt dies?

No I went on shut the fuck up tirade with Estonian to which he replied something like a year or something ago , I think it even might have been before addition of ausnz that's when it became a usable meme on /balt/. I know there's even a gif/webm of that, seen it posted here.

>Danson suffers from Poland syndrome, and was bullied as a child because of it.

what the fuck are you trying to say you mongoloid

there's been a "halt dein dummes maul" meme in /deutsch/ for like 3 years, i imagine every general develops something like this along the way. horribly uncreative. sad!

who's danson?
btw I've got poland syndrome and I wasn't bullied for it because I wasn't in a class full of retards

>there are newfags that don't even know about the siukseided vittus brother and don't even own a telephone stove
lmaoing@10's kids

>siukseided vittus brother
is that the strange fin guy?

>there are newfags who don't remember that american, QC, German trap, and that music website which we used to go and I forgot it's name

plug.dj
sprandas here, who are you?

don't even remember desu

I started browsing Cred Forums in late 2013 :^)

been here for 2-2,5 years
since when did you started to browse Cred Forums and /balt/?

sup reddit

I started straight from Cred Forums, when we didn't have /balt/ yet, questionaire threads were really popular back then I remember, it was probably 2012 iirc

Cred Forums since 2008-2009 back then Cred Forums didn't even have flags I think they got added in like 2011-2012? can't remember
and started visting /balt/ threads whenever they appeared, I remember there was also atempt to make Lithuanian threads called /savižudybė/

How old were you when you started browsing Cred Forums?
Started at 18 like the good boy that I am

Started browsing Cred Forums 4 years ago, was a 16 yo shithead back then haha

Only went to /x/ and Cred Forums in the beginning though, then I got "redpilled" and came to Cred Forums

first time I have visited like 10 or so years ago when I was just a kid but just for some minutes because it didn't really caught my interest and started to browse with some interest when I was 19

post one of your first pictures in the Cred Forums folder

I formatted my PC probably 10 times since I started browsing Cred Forums.

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not the first one, but earlier ones are pretty much irrelevant

shake those hips babe

oh...you meant chronologically, not alphabetically. idk then. :(

remember muh oc? :D

I remember that Slovenian autist.

youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

>this video is almost 11 years old

I didn't save much pics until early 2016
This one's from 2011 since I didn't have this pc before that.

Pachete standing by

Always remember your struggles and how your overcame them lads

What's happening guys I just got into the thread for the night!

Haha hope you're all having a wonderful time!

So do tell ladies, what's the hottest goss in /bantz/?

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What animu should I watch tonight while emptying this bag of chips?

guuuuuurlll
haf u seen shantay? dayummm she snagged herself a lad, heard he's out on parole, so hot umf~~

Initial D

anime is gay

underrated post

anime more like anigay

JOOSY GOSS

Girls und panzer

/balt/ anime
a.pomf.cat/ewnqpt.webm

guys what am I doing with my life?

wasting it

wasting it on meaningless things instead of enjoying your youtH?

thanks

oh

thanks

feeling a little lonely tonight tbphwy

i can make you feel less lonely tonight ;))

>tfw no balt bf
yeah, seriously

flannel please leave

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Not flannel. Very happy with my dick, I would like a baltic benis to play with tonight though.

>reset IP to unban self
>posting from your ISP has been blocked on Cred Forums and Cred Forums

Anyone else unable to make threads? Need to work out if it's just me or not

Easter?

jumping the gun a bit

Just made one what isp you with?