Name a SINGLE good thing about this complete and utter shithole

Dingos eat your babies.

>one of the most advanced first world nations
>Wi-fi
>the modern refigerator
>discovering the fucking quantim bit, paving the way for quantum computing
>atomic spectrometers, big deal for us medical professionals
>photolithography
>mechanical clippers
>only modern democracy taking a stand against Islamic colonization
>most distinctive and substantial culture among anglos
>countless others but memory fails me

Could you imagine the shame if white Argentina was defeated by brown Brazil.

Invented lawnmowers and roller doors.

Wtf I love sudan now?

That has happened though

Dope accent

miranda kerr.

Those were southern Brazilians (white). I mean defeated by real monkey type Brazilians.

Based Sudan bro

Your some cunt of a hipster from Melbourne aren't you?

Australia was in Vietnam too retard.

Koalas.

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia

abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918

>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia

>need a fucking license for paintball guns
paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm

>airsoft is banned

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia

>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)

ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws

>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls

>novelty toy-like lighters are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters

>smokeless tobacco is banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.

theyre dirty little std carrying furry tree hobos.

>EVERY TIME

i know it's the same person as well. He is FURIOUS

Might Car Mods

You've been busy with these threads recently.

I said koalas not abbos.

Nothing. Drop a colony on the shithole already.

Would be fine with sydney being a crater tb'h.

All of Australia goes from that sort of impact, actually.

nom nom nom

Koalas smell like shit, and at level 16 they evolve into drop bears

>Sudan bro always finding the best in others

Keeping do you man

I post it for guaranteed replies.

Lmao at being the most cucked nanny state in existence

oh

well my statement still stands

You know it's a woman right? She's probably the nicest person on Cred Forums.

i literally dont care about any of this shit. none of it effects my daily life.

...

she's self declared as fat and ugly so drop your fantasies before they begin

kys dumb shit.
I love you man. You're an inspiration

pic related to op

proofs are required

I have none. It shouldn't change your opinion of Sudan bro in any case.

All kinds on teen/kids shows like Tribes etc.

Also Blinky Bill

For some reason we imported your tv shows.

t. finn

you're alright mate

a fin posting under a holland flag about australian cartoons - truly an international board.

>banning a dictionary because it has "oral sex" in it
theguardian.com/books/2010/jan/25/oral-sex-dictionary-ban-us-schools

>banning people in Colorado from catching rainwater until 2009
nytimes.com/2009/06/29/us/29rain.html?em&_r=0

>banning people from flying your own country's flag (AGAIN)
eagnews.org/update-another-school-bans-students-from-bringing-american-flags-to-football-game/

>recognising THIRTY-ONE genders
dailycaller.com/2016/05/24/new-york-city-lets-you-choose-from-31-different-gender-identities/

>banning anybody who chants "USA"
washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/16/ottawa-kent-conference-bans-usa-chant-during-schoo/

>banning The Canterbury Tales, Ulysses, The Grapes of Wrath, The Catcher in the Rye, and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_censorship_in_the_United_States

>censorship for fucking comic books
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comics_Code_Authority

>censoring television because there are naughty words on it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_the_United_States#Broadcast_censorship

>suing people over a forty dollar printer over the course of six years
indystar.com/story/news/2016/06/06/he-sold-40-printer-then-he-sued-indiana-30000/85219140/

>banning hairstyles
goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/hair/news/a39700/high-school-dress-code-bans-natural-hairstyles/

>toilets for invented genders
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36286111

>arresting children as young as five
kcra.com/5-Year-Old-Handcuffed-Charged-With-Battery-On-Officer/12648852
washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/20/six-year-old-handcuffed-and-several-other-children-under-age-11-arrested-in-tennessee-sparking-outrage/

>MOST OF THESE ARE CONSIDERED BIGGER THREATS THAN GUNS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is literally the tip of the iceberg. I could fill a whole thread with god-awful American retardation.

For fuck sake, I miss the stupid puritanical religious right America of the 90's.

>most of these bans are reversed and the ones that arent are county or state level
>while all of his nanny state laws apply to the whole country

WEW
E
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>southern california bans a dictionary because of oral sex

Socal is not the entire country and this was reversed.

scpr.org/news/2010/01/27/11125/california-school-district-ends-dictionary-ban/

>banning people from collecting rainwater in colorado until 2009

Colorado is one state and this was reversed.

>one school banning people from flying your own flag

Wow. One school in the tens of thousands that exist in America. Fucking kek is this the best you can come up with?

Anyways the US flag isn't vanned at that school. Metal poles are.

m.tulsaworld.com/news/local/owasso-public-schools-officials-respond-to-uproar-alleging-american-flag/article_bad72864-20e3-5697-bb35-7ee8d8555479.html?mode=jqm

>reconginizing thirty one genders

Lmao NYC is the entire country? You are fucking retarded. Anyways this isn't a nanny law.

>banning anybody who chabts USA

One school in Michigan. Fucking kek.

>bannibg the canterbury tales, etc

None of these bans are on a federal or a state level, just a handful of school districts. And most of them have been reversed. This is the best you have.

>censorship for comic books

CCA is not law. And are you really trying to shit on us for censorship? You censor the fuck out of media way more than us.
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-30/australia-bans-220-video-games-in-four-months/6582100

220 games you dumb bogan cunt.

>broadcast censorship

So do you.

refused-classification.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Australia#Subscription_television

>suing people over a forty dollar printer

Wew lad this is one lawsuit and had nothibg to do with nanny laws.

And the lawsuit was dismissed.

>banning hairstyles

One school. This is like bitching about how some schools require uniforms. You sure showed me.

>toilets for invented genders

Not a nanny law.

>arresting children young as five

Not a nanny law.

Wew lad.

So let's review.

Almost all of the shit you linked was reversed, not on a federal or state level, and involved a couple of school districts.

Is this the best you have? Fucking kek. Autistralia is far more nanny than the US, or any western country. The issue with your nanny laws is that the vast majority of them are on a federal level and apply to the whole country.

We have some nanny laws but it's far less and by far most of it isn't on a federal level. But county, city or at worst dtate level.

A lot of the shit you have cited was reversed as well.

Holy fuck you are grasping desperately at straws. Everything I have linked applies to the entirety of your nanny shithole country. If I were as autistic as you I could delve into Ausfailia state and city nanny laws and make an even bigger copypasta which necessitates a pastebin. But I stick to shit thay actually matters. Not some bumfuck jeezus school banning a meme book.

I've seen sud-user post about his dick and other non-girls things. unless there are two sudanese posters

never have I seen ausfailia get this assfucked

I'd tell them to all kill themselves to save whatever dignity they have left but their government probably bans rope and cords and has barriers on every jumping spot

Yeah, we were obliged to follow you.

Melbournes alright

...

Sudan is greatest ally
[spoiler]FUCK OFF WERE FULL/spoiler]

what is it with mirandas?

Nothing of value was lost

>Not even Melbourne has this sjw fuckery
t.Inner north Melbournian

THIRTY ONE GENDERS
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Don't do this Rileyposting, it's the purview of upset yanks and leafs.

Good lad Majak Daw

Thats a good argument mate I can smell the memeslander or regional new south whaler

I can only name two...
any others come under the banner of mentally disabled

Yeah but we only sent a token force and still kicked ass.

here's Gough when he was leader of the opposition

I meant to write dep. leader

>this furious amerifat damage control

Let's go over the list of American achievements:

>lost war against Vietnam
>lost war against terrorism
>lost war against drugs
>one of three countries to have no paid maternity leave
>one of eight countries to have no paid vacation
>second highest incarceration rate (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate)
>tenth highest murder rate (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate)
>so many deaths by law enforcement THAT IT WARRANTS NEW WIKIPEDIA PAGES EACH MONTH (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers)
>41st on the Press Freedom Index (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Freedom_Index) despite MUH FREEDUMS
>highest firearm-induced suicide rate, eleventh highest overall firearm-related death rate (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate)
>tops the list in income inequality (2011) (oecd-ilibrary.org/economics/oecd-factbook-2011-2012/income-inequality_factbook-2011-31-en;jsessionid=4ua0dl3v0vc1.x-oecd-live-02)
>D+ grade on GPA (infrastructurereportcard.org/) with D ratings on roads, schools, transit, aviation, waste water, drinking water (FLINT LOLOLOLOL) and dams
>209th out of 209 in the International Banter Standard (Australia and Japan continuously top this list, Canada 208th until recently when their bantz game stepped the fuck up) and 209th out of 209 in the International Banter Handling Standard.
>one of as many as THREE countries using the IMPERIAL SYSTEM

Seems like the USA is pretty third world.

>almost none of this post has any bearibg on which is the most overregulated orwellian cuckhole
>tenth highest

lmao we are ranked 108th you fucking idiot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

>suicides

non issue

>mandated maternity or vacation days

key word mandated. virtually employers have maternity leavr and vacation days.
Notice how the damage control is so massive on your end that you have to shift it over to irrelevant shit like homicide rates?

>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

Also you lost vietnam too lmao

>amerifats
>sends entire army
>mass murder civilians
>turn country into ruins
>still get btfo by VK

>aussies
>send token force
>literally feared by the VK
>btfo VK all day err day
>lose because dragged down by murifats

>btfo by VK

Arr you fucking retarded? We won by far most of our engagements and had the best k/d. We repelled the Tet Offensive.

You hardly did shit.

OP is a faggot

>It's an Australia vs America episode

Yes-yes, dance for me my little puppets.