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let's see that excellent post then, matey
AWFUL edition
kys runtlord
Having a think
skipped my first lecture for a wank
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I'm waiting too senpai.
Annyeong
janny's going to be in hysterics when he sees this thread
...
Thoughts?
Well it's been literal shit so far so come on mate
no time like the present
pretty sure he was shot in the arse cheek hahaha
from what i can see of that guy's face, he looks like obama
wish obama would release a rap album
The gf said having creases from ironing on sleeves looks bad so she's using a sleeve board she bought when she's ironing my shirts lads.
It's only my fourth day at work with creaseless sleeves and ALREADY I have learned to look down on people with creases on theirs.
Truly a life improvement.
interesting how a paper can travel through the computer realm when you print it
i personally feel that the matrix and reality should never cross each other
officially fired from my job lads
Bet you look like a right twat haha
Mate you'd love a fax machine
Boys
Found out last night that this girl is literally in love with me but she's too awkward to message me, I'm also too awkward to message her
What do
1337 get
[spoiler] why are the posters in brit much less autistic than /cum/? girlfriends are mentioned in every second post [/spoiler]
Yes.
This is a normie thread
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here's a fun poll for all of you, my friends, to vote in
fuck zico
Recommend me a book to read, /brit/.
>using Fairy
LMAO
Tesco Original Washing Up Liquid loyalist here
no fairies (users of Fairy because they're gay) beyond this line:
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>t. came here from reddit a week ago
a succulent chinese meal?
Which pony is your favorite?
Beat the Dealer by Edward Thorpe.
hmm most agreeable posts
No.
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im quite fond of rarity desu
Nah, mate.
That place is the worst site on the web
Actually got this book for one of my pets in China.
Hoping to train her well to become my accomplice.
She is kinda cute and I managed to get her to get into a jealousy rivalry over me with this other cuter girl.
In the Buddha's Words: An Anthology of Discourses from the Pali Canon
tricked this yank laowai into thinking my accomplice and I are fighting over him lads
also he thinks we're in china but it's actually Chichester
this really gets the neurons firing
it's amazing how quickly the horsefucker thing took off and how moot recognised it as a threat so made a containment board, the fastest I've ever see a board implemented
it's amazing how quickly the posting from non anglo countries thing took off and how moot recognised it as a threat so made a containment board, the fastest I've ever see a board implemented
can NOT stand Englishmen lads
t. Englishman
can NOT stand girls lads
t. boy
it's amazing how quickly the criminals from anglo countries thing took off and how britain recognised it as a threat so made a containment island, the fastest I've ever see a country implemented
pls respond
interestingly enough
the Icelandic rescue teams arrived in Chile before the american ones did after the earthquake
What does a Polish accent sound like lads?
all me
she looks like a bit of a mong haha
>Millions have less than £100 in savings, study finds
Povvos
i hryev no idjeea
spent all my savings on coke tbf
Nerves would be shredded if I ever had less than £2000 in the bank
I think I fixed it lads
我知道你不是她。
她不会说英语。
*doesn't look this up*
>Work colleague just showed me a video of a woman utterly pulverising some bloke's bollocks with a baseball bat
Why would she show me this lads?
you must have been thirsty
gave her an ogre-ectomy
me in the video
Provided you aren't talking with an illiterate factory worker (average Polish immigrant).
Most prominent:
1) likely to omit articles (common with most Slavs)
2) stress on penultimate syllable instead of where it's supposed to be (specific to Poles, Polish is very monotonous and always stresses the penultimate syllable)
3) "th" sound pronounced as s/d/f... they just don't get this sound
also they're loud as fuck
business idea: become a pharmacist, get high off oxycondone every day
is getting a girlfriend as hard as I think it is lads?
desu
lads
bout to put one on lads haha
no literally just go on any dating site and find a mildly unattractive female with low self esteem and pretend to be a normal human being around her
not specific to poles at all
sticking a banana in my face hole
bit weird how you literally have to wear a badge if you want people to talk to you
Business idea: wear one of these and ignore anybody who tries to approach you
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why are euros so shutin ;_;
2,3,4,1
is it your gimmick to do these backwards?
I'll just take the 4th please
Honestly all dogs but I have a thing for leather so
is it opposite day
4,1,3,2
I'm a feeder what's the big deal
*puts mine on*
runt tier fetish
got my badge lads
why on earth would I want to speak to londoner scum
not really
like to get really attractive 10/10 women and then make them fat so they will never leave me and then dump them to go onto the next one
they usually never lose the weight either because they're so torn up over me
>everyone having a serious discussion
>yank enters thread
>"hehe le cuck cuck meme islam Donald trump mexicans!"
Really starting to hate my own flag
*goes on the tube with a homemade Tube Shag badge*
haha alri girls
What the fuck is tube chat?
wearing a /brit/chat badge
>Sadiq Khan says post-Brexit ‘London work permits’ plans are in discussion
are khan
Can't stand females but want to have a wife and kids lads. Would NOT want my wife to work.
I am 28 and relatively well-off (inherited a house, make £42k)
What should I do?
Stomach cramps AGAIN after a night on cheap red wine. Am I allergic or something?
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Leftists are Triggered by a cartoon frog
be yourself mate
I want to have sex with her
especially her accent turns me on
gf is hot but also quite mentally ill haha
alice.jpg? who the fuck is alice?
redpill me on the chemical changes in a man's mind after he orgasms
remember the sneezing gimmick from last night
thought it would last a few days 2bh
the best kind of gf
do you go to bed worried she's gonna murder you in your sleep sometimes?
Ahh yes, because brexit means not one single person is allowed to enter the UK unless they have a london work permit
stupid fucking paki twat
do you have hayfever or do you prefer not to say?
currently watching food detectives on BBC
your IQ drops 0.001% every time you orgasm
that's actually a fact
Do a bit of light old Hansard reading from time to time.
It's fun lads.
>mid-morning weekday /brit/
>asking neuroscience questions
mental
en.wikipedia.org
Doctor Archaeologist TV Host Lady
haha pepe doesn't know what the f*** is going on
such a cutie lol
No she's just very tortured and insecure
I would be concerned about her murdering a girl who tried to make a pass on me
nah sorry was too busy getting fucked off my nut desu
I prefer Kate off of Food Unwrapped
there's behavioural change but not intelligence
Are Kate's got some lovely juicy melons
desperately want to punch her every time someone talks to her on that show and she does her 'OMG that is SOOOO interesting!' face.
not bad, lad
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I honestly have no idea what thoughts go through the mind of a liberal to make this a reasonable idea.
>Melons
Hmm yes I don't believe you've really been paying attention to the content of the television programme
dough hand exit briefcase sun?
update on tim lads?
more like NSFW amirite hahaha
any tim news lads
DOA
It's bake point leave baggage heat
Yoga 710 a shit
matched with a girl on tinder that reminds me of princess Beatrice
hot
*walks towards you*
"alri"
bet old sadiqi thought this was a great idea
NEED YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE
myself on the left, District line to Richmond
personally ironed that shirt on the right
Why does getting (you)s feel so good?
[spoiler] p-please respond :( [/spoiler]
she looks quite uncomfortable
nice tits
committed to a buy on ebay then found i didn't have enough money in my account haha x
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>ahh yes doing a wank haha mentalist
dopamine or serotonin release
can't remember which one
weeeew lads tim is getting lewd
>1:52am
GO ON SON GET IT OUT FOR THE LADS
why does he do so many camera tests?
The most unbritish idea I've ever seen.
Gotta test the camera
What's for dinner, lads?
Chicken fried rice for me.
ratatouille and lamb steaks
Who else here depressed but hate it when some normie they know comes out and reveals they've been 'suffering from mental illness'. Jesus christ stop whoring for sympathy and go back to living a miserable life without feeling the need to let the rest of the world know about it desu
Going to go get maccas I think, cbf trying to cook at this point
ah yes, let's call being a little sad and lazy a mental illness, then complain when other people talk about the subject
>fried rice
kysmm
I am not attracted to the physical realm. I could care less about your video games. I am attracted to raw psychic energy. Really anyone can watch television. I want to know what you know beyond the realm of the physical. And only meditation and large amounts of DMT can give you that intelligence. We've got time. Lets sit on the rooftop at 2am and introduce me to your third eye.
brown or japs?
>could care less
FOY
>could care less
fucking REEEEEEE shut up you stupid fucking cunt
>could care less
why do americans do this? The sad thing is they do it so much it rubs off on me
>could care less
aaaaah yes
makes perfect sense
That's really odd
I just want right over the "not" it didn't even register
"Headed" is just as bad
Further proof that the yank is a lesser being 2bh
sitting on the toilet pooposting because i don't want to go to uni and do my homework
i don't want to WORK
i want to look at cool stuf on /BRIT/
yeeeeah
thats cool
>Given the status of London as the linguistically most influential city in the English-speaking world, we can expect to see significant changes between now and the middle of the century.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Maybe in the 18th century
recommend me something to eat for lunch lads
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ice and lemons
think I meant this one instead
this week is taking forever
Respond to this post.
WAKE ME UP
WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
Alri cat yank
haha good post
liked the other one too though
It's nearly over, yankfriend
Your (You), sir.
If I wanna sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack
thanks xo
bellend smells of skips lads
*slips polonium 210 into your tea*
hehe
*slips yoga 710 into your tea*
hehe
anyone else a postgrad neet
doing a masters right now and if I end up a NEET after this I'll probably jump off the railway viaduct
what is the mandem and why should I care
in 8 words or less
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The mandem is a small island in the southern Pacific know for its vibrant community and unique exports.
graduated from manchester, hired by a multinational in korea (learned korean on my own; now fluent), youngest in the whole company, getting very big paychecks
ㅎㅎ
stop killing them
>paychecks
fuck off yank
>postgrad
yep
>neet
nah
aint a dirty yank senpai
I'm one of those autists with no Facebook profile picture
Any ideas for first one lads?
wow, this is powerful
truly makes you think
>tfw saw an incredibly beautiful girl sucking on a popsickle in a bus
Still can't stop thinking about it. And those eyes, man... Gotta fap or smth baka t b h
>welshnotbritish.com
These people piss me off. I love Wales, I love being Welsh, but if any cunt tries to tell me I'm not British, and that we don't share an extraordinarily close history and culture to England they can fuck right off.
>not going to the SIC today
fuck sake lads
people should be shot for canceling plans at the last second
not impressed at all.
How about a picture of your face
literally incomprehensible weed induced drivel
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>we
>The sun is beaming outside
>I'm still shitposting on Cred Forums
how do people in britain know what the poles that they're beating up look like?
they all literally look like the exact same overweight, circular head, bald retards
Finished my MSc a few weeks ago and am likely to get a distinction. Been applying for jobs for the last few months but haven't even got an interview yet, so I'm still working as a barman part-time for minimum wage. You better hope that your postgrad degree isn't in a meme subject like mine was, else you'll be just as unemployable as before but with even more student debt.
degenerate individual he is
>distinction
wow mate, worked hard on your btec didn't you
*opens /brit/*
ah yes, the runts are doing well.
*closes /brit/*
New South Wales isn't Wales m8
VAPE NATION
bellend smells fantastic desu
Haven't seen my m8 for a while so I messaged him asking if he wanted to go for a beer sometime. He replied that he's bored of going to a pub and says we should watch a film instead. How do I tell him that I don't want to spend £15 on some Hollywood shit, especially as it'll look to all onlookers like we're on a date (I am DEFINITELY not homosexual), without sounding rude?
decided on going to subway lads
Ainsley Harriot
fuck off murderer
*angrily squeals as I try to get out to bite your face*
"don't think I can come lad, somethings come up"
Hahahahaha xD
theintercept.com
ah yes, very impressive
the military colonisation of africa
4>3>>>>>>>>
:^)
Wouldn't expect an uneducated runt like you to understand, but the grading system for master's degrees works on a system of Fail (70%). Now never reply to one of my posts again.
Just asked my mate to the cinema, he's a bit of a lightweight so I hate going to the pub with him because he just embarrasses both of us.
Hope I didn't come across as a bender
>he's a non murdering soft cunt
>hang out
>sit in silence
ahhh yes, brilliant catch up session. you two may as well meet up to practice your mime skills.
Just tell him you mug, how old/toffy are you that you might sound "rude"?
dunno mate, I haven't even graduated and I've already got a 32k grad job offer
enjoy you're meme subject x
Still want to meet up with the lad, just want to have a few ales and a chat, like ordinary people.
>implying I would EVER be friends with (you)
>No Man's Sky is being investigated by the Advertising Standards Authority
dear oh dear lads
won't be able to make rent and bills on that lad
nothing to do with us haha
let me just pop a sticker over that "multiplayer" label :)
finally got one
might touch my willy with it
had a bit of a regretful shag last night lads
Brita have thin upturned noses, while poles have big honkers
*investigates (You)*
had a terrific shag last night lads
sick of being messed about by this bird
Reported to MI5 hun, that's the Queens face on that
Imagine if Africa wasn't so poor
*imagines a whites only inhabited africa*
ah yes
...
SLRs and M14s are the most aesthetic post-war rifles
The SLR looks better with the short barrel and wood furniture though
In Starbucks
Music is Ben Howard
Ah yes...
@65493265
fuck off
always wonder what jfs are doing in my threads
don't you lot have your own generals
why are you here
what do you want
We're trying to recreate real-life england online, gotta have a lot of foreigners
just ate 2 nectarines, 2 bananas and 2 apples
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
you a fruit lad?
just got my australian visa
see you soon bruce :)
no im a human being you idiot
what kind of a question is that
just asking lad
seemed you liked your fruit, so I thought I'd ask if you were a fruit
oversight committee hearing begins in an hour lads
yesterday's was four hours long
cancelled on me again wahey
cancelled a date with some idiot i met on tinder
peep the new fit, lads
fresh y/n?
baiting the fuck out of some EU shitters lads
he does seem like a bit of a fruit
i reckon he's lying
incredulous
EU? more like pee-yew
hahahahaha
mad man
Since breaking up with the so called gf she keeps slapping makeup on and tight dresses and putting her finger between her lips in photos to make them seem bigger
Bit weird
EU more you ew
caliphate
practically begging for BBC
i recommend you unfollow her or you'll see that heartbreaking photo of her grinding on Jamal McNig at the night club
eu more like cheese stew
going to fuck you in the face next time we meet hun xx
I don't follow her on anything desu, just had a cheeky look
She isn't even white she's gook, she begs for the BWC but the only people that like her photos are rasheeds and gimpy blacks
good post akhi
seriously though i'm getting stupid (You)s just from playing the ignorant american
>haha i was only pretending to be retarded
concocting a devious scheme
alri billy no (You)s
looking for a pepe I saw the other day where he's doing quotation marks
anyone know what I'm talking about?
Poo (I am doing one)
the alleged so-called proverbially metaphorical euphemistically colloquial """"""""""""gf"""""""""""
>looking for a pepe
bloody racist
i get more (you)s daily than you've eaten hot meals in your whole life, yanki boy
Doing a poo
Yep
Give me my white supremacy frog
love the tie and pinstripe suit combo x
while i have that one i am afraid im on my laptop so this will have to do
lads do i buy adipowers for $225? i can get them at that price until saturday and then they're like $248 again
help ree
fuck sake
close enough I guess
What year were your parents born in?
bet you wouldn't last 5 seconds in the ring with me though
>Energy drinks have loads of calories in them
Hmm. Why did nobody tell me this?
i would break the ring
DOWN IT, DOWN IT, DOWN IT!
Dad, '67
Mum, '74
just had a zero calorie monster desu
drink coffee pooplord
that stuff gives you ball cancer
fucking hell how underage are you
alri rockstar cunt
Thanks mate x
Morning reviewbrah
I'm 23 fuck off
TIL you can get salt and pepper on your sandwich at Subway
>74
That's a woman having a kid at 24 years old to make him 18 ar you a retard?
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And vinegar
your mum's a bit of a slag
The Great Reddit Reddit-Off
whaaaat
It's gross desu
Vinegar is good though
your mum mustve been a right slag having a kid at 19
anyone whose parents were born in the 70s is underage tbf
>mum was 19
howling
I know
She had a kid literally 11 months before I was born too
I have a brother 11 months (minus one day) older than me
Kpop thread?
Post kpop in uk.
good
the entire gaming industry needs to be slapped around
too many game companies taking advantage of young people
and the gambling is especially bad
My mum was 22 and my dad was 21 when I was born.
the gf
Mum, '63
Dad, '67
...
I posted about this earlier
it's a multiplayer game with no multiplayer :)
mom hates me because she had complications at birth and it rendered her infertile
dad hates me because i'm not his kid
kek
also a bit runty, but acceptable especially as people used to get married earlier
>tfw good at remembering names
slagcore desu
Best place to poo? Thinking of going to Costa desu
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wonder how many stds she's had
dad's made a cheesecake lads
anyone want some?
They weren't married either, there's pictures of me at their wedding lel
RuneScape/10
MTX and in game gambling are a cancer. It's too easy to wash it off as some kids using daddy's credit card, when in reality it's just an insidious way to take advantage of underage children via a legal loophole.
In a toilet you utter barbarian
Maccies toilets are always spotless I find.
ah yes, businesses making money by taking advantage of idiots
shocking stuff
My name is xander
PLOP IN SHOP
church toilets are nice if you fancy a bit of a change. can be a bit cold in winter but you should be alright today.
>being a bastard
EXTREMELY runt tier
Can /brit/ recommend me some fun movies. Just fun movies about NEETs or nerds or gamers or something, I need something light to watch while I drink, the weekend is starting for me.
hi zander
done a new
My name is xavier
yeah, that's basically Cred Forums or Cred Forums
welcome to the N.H.K.
watch that Swiss Army Man movie
it's really fucking stupid but good for a laugh
This one la?
I'd have to go outside though, or watch a screener. Is there a good webrip or dvd rip of it?