GERMAN VS JAPAN

Feels bad

Japan is all master than western countries except for america

>Russia is lower than Spain
How?

>Looks at pictures
>Germany is number one in Europe

Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else amerifat?

Jap economy
Kraut kultur
Equal science now, historically Germany
Sports don't know
German humor
Japan has better nature
Historically Germany, they're both shit right now but Japan is better imo
Equal language and food

You're barely ahead of the UK and France. That is not "dominating"
Also Japan has 40 million more people than you but more than twice the GDP
learn2economy nerd

Isn't China like 10 trillions now with 17 ppp?

Japan >>>> germany

>One trillion "barely ahead"

You don't need to proof me right. Everyone knows you're stupid

That's some bullshit chart really.

Also 40 million would be more than the half of our population.

Since when? I don't see any jap products or anything else anywhere appart from cars (and even your cars are less and less popular here)

>economy
Germany, obviously.

>culture
Japan. The country that actually exports culture rather than importing it from the armpit of the world

>science
>technology
Japan leads the world in terms of robotics

>sports
Don't know, don't care

>humor
The only joke is that Germany is even considered

>nature
Germany.

>fighting skill
wot?

>Language
Japan.

>Dishes
Japan, the only country in the world with more Michelin stars than France.

Japan has 1.5 times the population and 2+ times the GDP

>Germany, obviously.
By what metric?

>>economy
neither
>>culture
japan
>>science
japan
>>technology
japan
>>sports
germany
>>humor
japan
>>nature
japan
>>fighting skill
japan
>>language
japan
>>dishes
japan

im not a massive weeaboo, germany is just crap

Dosent matter.

Our country is dead in 30 years.

Fucking cucknation.

Poor EU; the world's fifth-largest economy told it to go fuck itself.

>nature
>Germany.

What does Germany even have?

Imagine uniting an entire continent and still being in second place

Bavaria is pretty

>and 2+ times the GDP
No

The fact that it hasn't been stagnating for decades and doesn't have a shit work ethic that leads to unproductivity and the invention for a word to describe literal death from overworking.

Black Forest? German Alps? What nature does Japan, the most densely populated country in the world, have?

There is no untamed nature. And half of the country is a flat boring plain.

>Imagine uniting an entire continent and still being in second place

>American education

I choose all things from japan...Germany has so many retarded arabic immigrants.

Would be still better than China

Mountains: Alps, some smaller ones as well
Forrests:Quite comfy
Oceans: Pretty good in the summer

>being this much of a murifag

Japan has more real nature than germany. the vast majority of japanese population life in the valleys and plains. But japan is a mountainous country and thus there are huge areas with very low population density.

You country is the size of a continent, our continent is still smaller than your country, what did you expect

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>Cred Forums said it, so it must be true

eu isnt whole of europe.
eu also has lots of poorer post soviet countries (and portugal)

>5% is a lot

I thought gooks are good at math?

Dollar is just too overpriced on recent hypes.

>~300 million Americans
>~510 million europoors

>Imagine uniting an entire continent and still being in second place

So? You basicly won ww2 while europe was in ruins.

Sauce? Is that a prediction?

No. That's just PPP chart in wikipedia.

So you're saying that they have a larger economy if we measure wealth using a monopoly money currency that doesn't exist?
>This level of delusion
Sad!

Well, in 20 years Germany will be mudslim-sharia law shithole, while Japan will die out. We are all fucked and there is no salvation.

>5%
Before the 2 million from last year

Germany was already only 80% ethnic german a few years back.

picture related: german government numbers

>be murifag
>have massive amounts of petrol
>never a single conflict
>offer your "help" to poor countries and Europe after ww2
>???
>profit
We even fucking took in ex-soviet union countries so again, what did you expect?

Eh I actually really get along with the Germans I've met. I don't find that they have no sense of humour it's just really dark and they have weird delivery.

Japan has no Muslim.
And meanwhile in German......

putler has to save us

just build a new wall to keep them in the west

I mean EU's economy actually produce more goods and services and therefore have bigger total economy.

Nice excuses
Maybe if you spent less time whining about how much better America is and more time working, you wouldn't be so poor

>Breitbart
>Not out of context

سخيفكثير

They are not so poor and are actually richer in terms of real things and actual services.

Meh, I know french aren't known for working very hard but the brits and germans are. Especially the germans.
Regarding social perspectives, Europe clearly beats the US, I would hate having all these shitty SJW ruling states

What's the context?

Are you the first time on Cred Forums?

your powerlevel is weak

Russianboos are the people I inironically hate on Cred Forums

Japan and Germany were allies and partners. Don't wish for conflict between them.

Really?

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"Real things" don't matter. Their value in actual money matters

t. the second largest market in the world

Germany in literally all of them

Are you portuguese?

Im just roleplaying.

We have to spice this weak american troll thread up.

>"real things" don't matter
:(

>Catchy heading
>Perents who don't like foreigners
>Leftty irrelevant magazine

Good job you can now make an article for Breitbart. Don't forget to mention that this is totally true and common for the clicks.

>real things don't matter

>"Real things don't matter because money is not just a construction of our minds

I mean France is biggest Koreaboo country in europ. So you are our Korean pop colony based on under the kpop culture effect on France. France is pupeto of kpop,

This.

wish germany and japan would make more sports cars together 2bh

I heard they also all sorts of weaboo stuff - manga, especially.

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>implying it controls anything or changes anything in France
It may influence a few thousand kids but it most certainly not isn't country-wide
I don't know where you get your info from. Also, our products are way more exported to your countries (all the cosmetics and luxury brands) so just don't, please.
I love you guys, why do you want to feel superior to us when we're just about equal (appart from immigrants)

Then we must become a jpop colony to counter this threat.
Damn Koreans always stealing countries ZAIFUTSU GO HOMU

>>economy
Japan
>>culture
Germany
>>science
Equal
>>technology
Japan
>>sports
Germany
>>humor
Japan because they're kooky
>>nature
Japan
>>fighting skill
Japan, but only because Germany chimped out more
>>language
German
>>dishes
German

South Korea is richer and more moderned then most of europ except Norway who has oil.
And still developing it's economy while other country such as japan and europ is getting weaker and weaker. And Korea has a great ancient kingdom culture that europ and japan doesn't have. I think South Korea is only one country who has greatest modern and ancient culture both at the same time.

>GERMAN VS JAPAN
>German vs Japan

>>economy
Germoney
>>culture
Germoney
>>science
Japen
>>technology
Germoney
>>sports
Japen
>>humor
Neither, both boring or weird
>>nature
Germ
>>fighting skill
Jap
>>language
Germ
>>dishes
Germ

>ancient culture
Depends how far in history we're talking about and I ll have you remember the country was divided in two parts (ancient culture rulz?)

>Korea has a great ancient kingdom culture
They've been Chinese vassals for 1300 years, while your country told chinks to fuck off as far back as in IX century.

Your culture is way more unique than Korean in almost every regard. Learn your own country's history, Shinji-kun.

Is anime count as humor? Anime has many humor in it desu.

>economy
Japan
>culture
Japan
>science
Japan
>technology
Japan
>sports
Germany
>humor
both are pretty weird, but I'm gonna give this one to Krauts, at least I can understand some of it
>nature
Japan
>fighting skill
both are shit
>language
Japan
>dishes
both are ok

God damn I just can't tell if it's bait or not
Why do you do this to me ameriblobs

>>economy
Germany
>>culture
Germany
>>science
Same
>>technology
Japan
>>sports
Germany
>>humor
None
>>nature
Germany
>>fighting skill
I'll fuck these japs up
>>language
Germany
>>dishes
Germany

Sup zainichi kankokujin.

>South Korea is richer and more moderned then most of europ except Norway who has oil.

LOL everyone did you know that in Korea there are actually bins you throw your poop toilet paper into? And all the bathrooms have some nasty blue bar of soap on a stick covered in grime and pubes? And many bathrooms don't even stock toilet paper and you have to bring your own.

There's garbage and sewer everywhere in Seoul.

I think in 20 years Korea will be fully modern, but it industrialized very quickly and recently. There are many remnants of its poor agrarian past mixed in with the new.

It's a Korean residing in Japan, clearly. Ask him about how super special Korea is because it has 4 SEASONS!

No Korea and japan is totally the same or japan learned and copied from ancient Korea.
Each K and J culture has names as the same hanja. Korea and japan is totally the same culture and people.
>teakwondo is original style of Japanese modern karate
>Haidong Gumdo (hanja is 海東劍道,East Sea Gumdo) is original style of ken do (hanja is 剣道).
>Yudo is original style of judo. ,Both hanja is the same as 柔道.
>Guhapdo is original style of iaido, Both hanja is the same as 居合道.
>gumdo is original style of ken do,
Both hanja is the same as 剣道.
>Hapkido is original style of aikido,
Both hanja is the same as 合気道.
>Tang Soo Do 唐手道 is original style of Japanese karate do 空手道(not a ryukyu karate) .
>Gongkwon Yusul 空拳柔術 is Korean jiujitsu.柔術

The name of each martial arts has the same Chinese character (hanja), and Korean one is much older (for example teakwondo has 2000yeats of history because it's connected with Korean ancient martial arts like Taekkyeon. But japs shotokan karate is started only after WW2)than jap one, it's one of the evidence jap copied Korean and Chinese culture
> Tae Kwon Do is the originated from ancient Korean martial arts like Taekkyeon which has a 2000years of history. And modern Japanese ”karate”is actually originated and copied from Korean tea kwon do and Taekkyeon traditions during the jap occupation of Korea at ww2.
People would say Those things are original style of jap martial arts
Yes it's true
But actually Not so. it's just Korea and japan is almost exactly the same culture . . Or very similar culture. Thats not a original style but both Korea and Japanese culture is exactly the same things which copied from great china. That is why they are look similar.
Korean culture and jap culture is almost the same things at all.

>tfw your economy is mostly just financial speculation and not actual productivity

You are just wrong. Shame of japan netuyo.

Wtf

they're both fucked, both have a fertility rate of 1.4

If Korea is so great, go back. It's as simple as that. Go back to your wonderful amazing place that "everyone definitely copied from guys I'm super serious."

Basically many Japanese always say“We have to follow German example”
I’m just a bit tired of hear that though

Are you all new? This troll is just spamming the same gibberish like a bot. Just ignore it.

Pls watch the video of haidong gumdo.
It's more old style than Japanese katana ken jitsu. And more dramatic and realistic togather as real martial arts style as a original ken jitsu.
Japanese katana is useing too slow they can't fight such martial arts.
But Korean sword art is more quick.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-0JVZu_-TSQ

>Pls watch the video of haidong gumdo.
>It's more old style than Japanese katana

Your move, Korea kun.

Pic related.

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I mean the culture and tecnique, also Korean sword itself is more older than Japanese one. It's clearly.

any of them has nothing to do with me. germans can take a lot of vacations, so it almost automatically wins

>And modern Japanese ”karate”is actually originated and copied from Korean tea kwon do and Taekkyeon traditions during the jap occupation of Korea at ww2.

Karate is from Okinawa Zainichi-san.

Korea has the GDP per capita of Spain lol, and lower economic growth than Spain. Korea's work aged population is 70%, higher than almost any other OECD country. So this was pretty much the highest they ever reached or will reach.

> And Korea has a great ancient kingdom culture that europ and japan doesn't have

Germany sempai

Okinawan karate and Japanese karate is difforent. Japan karate copied a lot of kicking teacnique from Korean Taekkyeon. Such as They has the same spinning kick which okinawan karate doesn't do.
Those spinning kicking teacnique of Japanese karate is came from ancient Korean martial such as Taekkyeon. not okinawan karate

Where did the fucking seMpai come from? I thought japanese language doesn't have single "m" sound.

>Okinawan karate and Japanese karate is difforent.

Stop posting anymore you are fucking autists.

ん=m or n....Isn't it???(´・ω・`)

Korean effect and popularity is surely higher than Spain.
And Korean international company such as Samsung and LG has much power more than japan or any europian international company. Samsung has much advanced original technology more than any europ or japan or America has.
Also Korean is Known as a most highest IQ people. It means most smartest people in the world.
Korean fashion is one of the most popular and great sense of fashion.such great country is South Korea.
I proud of it.

>economy
Japan. Great electronics, Germany just feeds off of the EU market
>culture
Tough one.. Neither and both
>science
Germany
>technology
Japan
>sports
Germany. Japan does have a lot of martial arts, but Germany still wins
>humor
Really? Neither.
>nature
I'd go with Japan, simply because it's more exotic
>fighting skill
Define. Japanese are good at martial arts.
>language
Japanese doesn't sound like you want to murder people.
>dishes
German food is boring, and Japanese food is more healthy.

>Germany (The Japanese work themselves to death)
>Japan (they actual have a culture)
>Japan makes cool shit
>Japan
>Germany I guess (I don't care about sport)
>Japanese humour
>Japan
>Both are shit, historically Germany
>Japanese is more aesthetically pleasing
>Japan

Not even a weeb, but Germany is just a cultural desert and cucked to the state of being a European America. At least Japan still has its own culture

>tfw no kpop in Norway

Well, in all hiragana charts that I saw it's always "n". I am really confused now. Can it really sound like "m"?

Then why is the economic performance the same as Korea's? With current growth levels Spain has a higher GDP per capita than Korea in just 4 years. All the 14 hour school and work days and 70% workforce and you're still defeated by one of the poorest European countries?

Sempai is sound like a semupai. Like hamu tarou san.
Senpai is correct.

>Your culture is way more unique
Not really. Almost everything Japanese has it's roots in ancient China.

Does Spain has more greater international company than Samsung?
And yes all of asian is shit. spain is still europ and japan and korea is asian. All of asian can't win europian at all. East Asian such as japs are ugly. It's about all of Asia is shitter than europ.
But I think South Korea has a a lot of beautiful people and great international company such as Samsung.
It's about all of Asian can't win europian not about only Korea. That's all.

Ok go back to thread.
>economy Germany
>culture Germany
>science Germany
>technology Germany
>sports Germany
>humor Germany
>nature Germany
>fighting skill Germany
>language Germany
>dishes Germany
Because japs are asian and Germany or europian. Did you get it?
But I think South Korea is still developing more and more. But almost all of europ, japan and america is getting weaker and weaker day by day.

What jap can do is just copy and copy from the culture of others. This is what jap culture is.

I visit both country (lived germany 5month and lived japan 2years)

Japan
Germany
Same
Same
Germany
Don't know
Germany
Germany
Umm I like german more
Japan

Both Korea is worst East Asian nation without doubt.

highest suicide rate
worst gender equality
zero nobel prize
zero freedom(north)
almost zero birth rate(south)
longest work time
...etc

South Korea is worse ver of Japan.
North Korea is worse ver of China.

prove me wrong.

>Hwabyeong or Hwabyung is a Korean somatization disorder, a mental illness which arises when people are unable to confront their anger as a result of conditions, which they perceive to be unfair. Hwabyung is loosely used as the name of the disease, as it is actually more of a name regarding the cause. Hwabyung is known as a culture-bound syndrome. The word hwabyung is composed of "hwa" meaning "fire", "angry", and "byung" meaning "syndrome" or "illness". In South Korea, it is also called ulhwabyeong (鬱火病), "depression anger illness". In a survey, 4.1% of the general population in a rural area in Korea were reported as having hwabyung. Another survey shows that about 35% of Korean employees begin to suffer from this disease at some point.

Netuyo racist jap like you is shame of japan.

Koreans didn't invent anime
You did
Japan is automatically the worst East Asian nation
you deserve a third nuke

>japanese talking about gender equality and birth rates

Koreans invented kpoop, though.

I know that's why I said "South Korea is worse ver of Japan".

>says this on copysite of futaba
get fuck out of Cred Forums

またネトウヨがスレを荒らして日本人が嫌われていく

I've guessed right, haven't I?

you can't prove me wrong lol

You invented comics where adults run around in masks and spandex acting all serious and hero like.

German beer is good

What you are speaking is totally racist.
There is no such things in Korea.
Finland is racist as netuyo jap like himYou are shame of Finland.

You are most racist poster on this board tho.

Netuyo is shame of jap.

┐(´д｀)┌

>US ecomony grew by one whole Japan
Feels good, man.

ネトウヨは荒らすためにCred Forums来てんの?
くたばれよ低能

Inditex

Thanks, EU

Japan karate copied a lot of kicking teacnique from Korean Taekkyeon.

First of all, Taekkyeon stole almost everything from Wushu, it is literally Korean kung fu. Taekwondo is just Taekkyeon turned into a modern martial art, which replicated the model established by Judo and Karate.

If you want to complain about copying, please stop copying from the Chinese.

Satander, Inditex, Telefonica

Also, how come chaebols get so big but none of their shareholders rank like Amancio Ortega? Do their owners also have low wage like Koreans?

>economy
About the same

>culture
Also about the same

>science
Germany

>technology
Japan

>sports
Is this asking who is more athletic, or who has better sports? For the former, Germany. For the latter, Japan.

>humor
Don't know anything about either, really. Seen enough anime to know that it's not very funny though.

>nature
Japan

>fighting skill
How do you mean? From a military perspective, they've both been pretty good historically. Martial arts I'll hand it to the Japs though.

>language
I equate German to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I equate Japanese to anime school girls. Both get pretty annoying after a while.

>dishes
German alcohol is infinitely better than shitty rice wines. That being said, nigiri/sashimi/maki are some of my favorite foods.

>lol how the fuck do we always do it, and why the fuck can't anyone else
Feels good being the most Free

nature Germany???
You should come to japan once

>>Japan karate copied a lot of kicking teacnique from Korean Taekkyeon.

Yes That's what I want to say. Japanese karate is just a full copy of Korean Taekkyeon/teakwondo and okinawan karate.
What jap do is just copy from others.
Taekkyeon and teakwondo has a lot of original teacnique which Chinese kang fu doesn't have. But jap karate is look totally the same of teakwondo as copied from Korean martial arts...
Shame of japs. Stealing culture from korea.

>mfw Canada has better nature than either of you

>>economy
Japan
>>culture
Japan
>>science
Japan
>>technology
Japan
>>sports
Japan
>>humor
Japan
>>nature
Japan
>>fighting skill
Japan
>>language
Japan
>>dishes
Japan

W... Why Germany senpai...?

Only the United Kingdom and our greatest ally France can compare to Japan. We're the only two truly relevant countries in Europe.

Jap made jap karate by copy the Korean Taekkyeon and teakwondo and okinawan karate.
What the shit culture steal of dirty jsps!!

This

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Isn't everything in your culture except anime borrowed from someone else ?

Germany got a considerably higher GDP per capita compared to Japan, and Japan also got an alarmingly big public debt which is going to crash their economy entirely eventually.

>i am proud Polish German
found the rape baby

>jsps

Hwabyung

lmao man how new are you here

and koreans should understand banter so it's not of any consequence

>China 2015
>$3 trillion

Uhhhhhhh

80,000 fewer suicides?

Article has nothing to do with "blond, cheerful" families being dangerous and likely right wing.
It talks about how child cares and kindergartens have to deal with right wing parents and what they can do in order not to let their ideology get to the children and spread around the kindergarten kids.

He is actually right. Seoul's fancy neon light can't hide the fact that Korea is still a backwards country at heart.
Even their super modern capital smells like shit every two blocks because they have third world plumbing over there.

>fancy neon light
west had neon light cities in the 20s. 100 years later these recently industrialized monkeys still lose their minds over these lamps lol

>economy
Germany, not indebted
>culture
Germany, great writers and artists
>science
not sure, Germany definitely in past, Japan seems to have more recent Nobel prizes
>technology
Germany, superior cars
>sports
Germany, 7-1
>humor
neither
>nature
Germany
>fighting skill
Germany
>language
Germany, both sound awful, German doesn't have retarded script and grammar
>dishes
Germany, delicious bratwurst

>proxy
yeah *cough* hehe still lose their minds over skyscrapers haha *cough*

yep. pathetic