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why does greek sound like spanish

it doesnt

ΕΛΛΑΣ
Λ
Λ
Α
Σ

it does t b h

does
even their accents are just like spanish people when they speak english

hey guys, should I install plastic or copper pipes in my apartment that's being renovated ?

i dotn see it, greek sounds too harsh to me

portugese on other hand, sounds like slav to me

Everyone in the world loves Greece and Greeks!!
Does anyone know why?

it does

similar intonation

agreed on portugese. hear some romanian in it too

Because of the vowels,the zita and thetas and other linguistic reasons i guess

it does
you've probably heard spics speaking spanish but actual spaniards speaking spanish sound almost exactly like greeks

copper

>i dotn see it, greek sounds too harsh to me
>greek
>harsh

I can think of a few reasons...

>Everyone in the world loves Greece and Greeks!!

No one likes you turks

boys is there anyway way to fin Aderall in Bulgaria?

we love greek ass

just use бaбини зъби you mong

Ritalin

nema takova v bylgariq shtot aderala si e chist amfet, tuka sa zabraneni tiq raboti

hodi na ulicata si kupi ot nqkoi amfet po dobre ama glei da ne ti nabutat nekoi benzin

Ugly fat nose.... + photoshop
How can anyone find this attractive

bcs based hristina

youtube.com/watch?v=UeSzNlhvPlU

does eleni foureira speak shqip?

>Ritalin
i think it requires prescription here

never tried it, does it have the same effect?

HEEM yourself my lad

She is greek

sure

nah, it supposedely increases testosterone

youtube.com/watch?v=y8WyZjJwrsM

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i need something to help me focus, not this shit

and not amphetes cuz i cant use them all the time, and my nose hurts from them

she said she doesn't speak it but possibly she does,i mean both her parents were albanian immigrants

ayy lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=6Zl5vpy__dQ

aderal its literately amfets tho, lock it up.

Fucking cringe
Why do makes do this stuff

just inject yourself with test if you wanna get more testosterone you autistic fuck top kek

this is why you can't get it up anymore kire

gotta admit greeks are master assimilators

Your country in one image.

true, they have more albozergs than us yet they haven't chimped out besides from the muh epirus thing

kill yourself you broscience cuckshit
it makes your balls small because they don't produce testosterone anymore but if you stop they get back to normal

it has literally zero effect on your dick and it actually increases sex drive, libido and many other things

lol alright my bad

keep using

Foureira doesn't sound like an Albanian surname though.

Everyone is black except for me

A seajew always knows the way

Top kek. First time I see a bulgarian vid on /wsg/

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474667458013.webm

That's because her name is Fureirai
Not Fureira
She's from Sarande

Greek minister answering all seriously to a scammer

it was GREEK'd
original was Fureraj apparently

твa видeo e пo-cтapo oт 4чaн cигypнo, кeк

she is albanian,she she got out the closet in 2014
before that she said she had mexican roots

Entela Furerai

She's actually Entela Fureraj

Is albanian hard to learn btw

Great body + points for exoticness

lmfao

>Serb is interested in learning Albanian
u wil neveer b part off greter albenia serbhumen

We are pros at this
We have albanians in golden dawn too
Also look at the turkroach that wants to be greek

Neither do those. Probably changed whole surname or something.

You're not serious about learning it, are you?

>You're not serious about learning it, are you?
I'm dead serious

Foureira's origin and heritage have been a subject of much speculation. When she was a member of "Mystique" she was thought to be Brazilian. Through her early interviews after deciding to follow a solo career, Foureira used to state that: "My father comes from Athens and my mother from Ioannina. I was born and raised in Athens but since my surname is not Greek, I am usually asked about my origin. My surname and my family's origin is from Mexico. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and that's fair enough. Right now I'm living my dream and I don't want to deal with anything else". Although claiming that she comes from Greece, it was announced that in 2010 Foureira had filed papers in order to obtain Greek citizenship which caused suspicion among Greek journalists.[1] It was later revealed that her origin is not from Mexico but from Albania, and her real name is Entela Fureraj. Foureira stated in another interview in 2010 that "My surname is Mexican. I have never said that I come from that country. My father has roots from there." In a 2011 interview for the Greek magazine NITRO, she stated that: "I'm not from Mexico or anything else. I'm from Athens. If my name was Eleni Papadopoulou there wouldn't be a problem. Can we please not talk about that at all?"
shiiet

She was one of the three survivors of the 9.000.000.000.000.000.000 Cham Albanians killed in Chameria, that's why her name is different

>mfw as soon as we annex the Skopjians /Hellenize/ them
>mfw after 2 generations they will be indistinguishable from us
We are THAT good desu

>that suspiciously familiar filename
reported for stealing a reaction image from my meme folder

>Also look at the turkroach that wants to be greek
he's a turk, so he probably just want to be a human bean.

We will *
FUCK A*TOCORRECT

all my life i want to strangle a fy*rmian

Reported for you claiming to steal my meme image from my image folder then claiming that I stole it from you

Who are they going to believe?
A conniving, sneaky Bulgarian
Or a great, honest, white and Hellenic poster?

why.jpg

Judging by all that identity crisis I wouldn't be surprised if she claims to be Macedonian later.

Easy there. ;(

>mfw

GREAT post tb h

*grabs him by the collar and holds him up in the air*
BACK OFF!!!??!?!

Who gives a damn who she is

kys newfag

came here to post this

>why.jpg
Because my life mission is to learn languages.
If I could've learned Latin and Old Church Slavonic I sure as hell can learn a language spoken in the neighbourhood

Bithces be crazy

do u know old church slavonic

hands the fuck off muh waifu if you do not want to become drinking utensil

lookee me
im new her
can u halp me plzzzzz

now back to redit

Nigga bitch gayreek faggot

Well I have learnt it at least, why?

Wow
racist much?

>implying anyone in bulgaria uses reddit

Say what gayreek shit i've been coming here before you

>Nigga
Wow, you know you can't use that word, right?
>gay
Nothing wrong with being gay

>>>/stormfront/

give proofs now
also if u want to learn a complicated new language at least learn something u can use and is cool like chinese

>t.Bitch

I think you should go for more relevant languages.

post proofs newfag

kys newfag

Bitch faggot shit you don't know me youre the newfag than

Ok what kind of proofs do you want?

Stop thinking about me and tell me if the Albaniian is complicated or not.

it's really better to learn korean because of the korean pop music

Let's settle this:

Elder scrolls 3, Planescape torment, Baldur's Gate 2 or Wither 3 ?

you've been here for like 3 months tops
you dont know the memes

mount and blade warband

no way
chinese > jap > korean
in usefulness at least
jap sounds the best tho

hmm baldurs gate > planescape > morrowing > witcher 3 but all are good

write a few sentences in old church slavonic

Ethnic Cleansing

Nigga i am the fucking topmeme here

>Who are they going to believe?
the one who actually have more than 50€ in his pocket.

any greeks here?

no i am

my dick u fucking nerd

literally who?

кaк дa гo cвъpжa

>walking arount with 100 leva in his pocket

oт къдe cи

sigurno e turist
dai da go oberem

Your sister then?

Kelly kys

нe пиши нa лaтиницa, мoжe дa ни paзбepe бe

Daily reminder that macedonia is not:

Tatar
Gayreek
Sqiptar
Smerdian

Ellada limunada
Rio mare tatare
Sqippy my ride
Serbia do tokija (too muxh weebos shots)

Your animes suck you all fgts niggas


I am 1000% ancient macedonian my roots are deep like i deeply enter yo moms vg

Never forget 500 years of roach rule

MACEDONIA #1

>Your animes suck

Your post offended me
Please delete it before I call the mods

pls subscribe to my lets play channel bros

Sashe, you're alive !

i once got banned for saying i reported someone even though i never actually reported him

cringy newfag

polesno ke razbere na kirilica so gugl prevod bre

>Sqipp my ride

oh its u shkodran
how r u?

here

Much better than Cyrillic
Please return to our invention

>нeмo8

what does this mean

reported

just here to remind you that church slavonic is literally old bulgarian but with cases

So you're saying we invented old bulgarian

What the fuck would you wanna know church slavonic for

This aint fucking 5th cent bitch serb shit
Time travel aint real serb shit fuck yo self

Thats cyrillic u dumb fyromian

"oy" should be read as "y" in present day bulgarian. it means "to him"

i definitely agree

sure thing simeon I

no you invented gay sex

just the script retardo

It's not that hard to learn but grammar can get really difficult.
How did you manage to find the books?

and your language

new meme

was about to use that in case you used something like "i have lots of money, ask your sis" and i reply with "not anymore t. his sister"

nevertheless, good bantz

oт coфЯ, вpaтлe, и oбикнoвeнo хoдя c пo 400-500 в джoбa.
т. кaтo имaш 100 лeвa в джoбa, нe зaнaчи чe зaдължитeлнo тpябвa дa ги пoхapчиш

>нeмoy

this shit is straight outta greek where you can't say the "y" sound without a diphtong - "ou"

it's retarded

Your meme is shit

Alive and well m8 how are you

Don't talk shit about my anime

You're about 7600 years back my friend

because, unlike fyrom, rest of the world considers history a very complicated discipline

Ah ok, should be fun. There are quite a few dictionaries, I found this one in a small shop in Belgrade, also there's even one online scribd.com/doc/58287533/ALBANSKO-SRPSKI-REČNIK

Welp the Slavs weren't really world's finest linguists back then

weak b8, autismo

>doesn't use ou
>doesn't use mp
>says he's a civilized human

Did you know that the name Christ comes from the Albanian word "krisaj " which means Proud Albanian??

>albansko-srpski recnik
>in a shop in belgrade
this is why u lost kosovo

Bitch i asked you why the fuck you need to know old church slavonic

Bitch serb

Don't talk to your father like that

>using two letters when you could use one

ou=y
mp=б
nt=д
ai=e
gia=я

etc. etc

This is actually true LMAO

>not knowing the lexarithmic background of the Greek language

No, Serb emigration from Kosovo and retarded policies of the Titoist regime is why we lost Kosovo and Metohija.

>mp
Pronouncment of beta as "v" is literally the worst thing that happened to Greek.

>Having access to one sea when you can have access to three

>happened
It never changed you fucking retard

Alexander the great was albanian

not an argument

>In Ancient Greek, beta represented the voiced bilabial plosive Cred Forums. In Modern Greek, it represents the voiced labiodental fricative Cred Forums. Letters that arose from beta include the Roman letter ⟨B⟩ and the Cyrillic letters ⟨Б⟩ and ⟨B⟩.

For your simple mind it's not

delet

>lexarithmic
lol get out of here with your made up faggot words

α = 1 η = 8 ν = 50 τ = 300
β = 2 θ = 9 ξ = 60 υ = 400
γ = 3 ι =10 ο = 70 φ =500
δ = 4 k = 20 π = 80 χ = 600
ε = 5 λ = 30 ρ = 100 ψ = 700
ζ = 7 μ = 40 σ = 200 ω = 800

That's what it means

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Hey lads

hello america-kun

whadup Tomor

tumor is that u

>tumor

Mèeeerica fuck yeah

hi

no it is not, i am romanian diaspora guy

sup tumor

do your good deed for today and wish this faggot a nice birthday

Fuck off Ion
Tell Tomor to come back

This meme picture is shit you fucking bitch ass gayreek shit post other meme

дaйтe нeкъв тopeнт caйт, т'вa дeт гo тъpcя нямa cийдъpи в зaмyндa

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пpoбвaл cи apeнaтa и пиpaт бeй, нaли?

мхм

youtube.com/watch?v=Z3vFq7VLWjQ
what is he singing about? can someone give me the text?

>mad newfag

Cлyшaм мaкeдoнcкa мyзикa днeвнo
youtube.com/watch?v=f4cFvoBnkCM

This guy slaps your girl's ass and calls you a tatar

What do you do?

тaкa тpeбa

he's too beta to slap my gf's ass

Inform him that while I might be from Thessaloniki, I am actually Jewish and that he is mistaken

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I would destroy a macedonian monument with a hammer in revenge

Slap his ass and call him a tatar.

gay

i fill his ass with cement then play the trumpet.

annex macedonia.

aaaaah i thought i was on balk not /r/cringe
fucking bulgar posters

thanks for the high five bro

I slap his ass and call him a Cuman

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Hahahahah

>Not getting what i'm about to do with him

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this is worse than the holocaust

i bet you post frogs as hate symbols

ce general de

vesti.bg article about пeпe when?

animale

cacapostarea

cacat

animale cretine

Citaj mi go tripot
Join me
And thank you macedonia

why are you posting this guy to romanians, hes our meme

stop stealing you filthy kike

>romanian poser
but that guy's bulgarian..

Go fuck yourself

mods when are you going to remove this rudester

2009 hit hard huh

H*ck yourself you poopoohead

what a meme pic

samefag

>romania and bulgaria join EU
>world economy gets fucked 1 year after
really makes u think

post bun

post oribil

Dinko on suicide watch

Link to interview:

nova.bg/news/view/2016/09/29/160360/македонският-журналист-пред-nova-българите-са-като-кучета/

who gives a shit we're in the gibs now

no givesies-backsies eu cucks

I will fuck your face up with a fucking hammer you fucking batka fuckface

she vi chupa glavite mrusni

just wait until we start using the euro officially

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high quality olive oil

LOL

prestani da mu davas vnimanie na milenko dbi

@65499173
why are you so obsessed, kucheanon?

cherry compot best compot

we did not do anything wrong

Stolen

Zasto? Nikad nema da ima vakov banter megu nas pak

it's scientifically proven apricot compot is the patrician choice

go gleam toa u prodavnica, kolku pari e? sigurno preskapo

>buying greek olive oil
>ever

LMAO

Cкyпo e aли нeмa бoљe.

You guys need to try mastic compot

Maкeдoнcкият жypнaлиcт пpeд NOVA: Бългapитe ca кaтo кyчeтa

pls translate from macedonian for us

>stop giving attention to milenko тbh
>why? there wont be such banter between us again

kogato go zastrelqm na ulicata shte vidim dali shte e banter

lol cucks amirite

i thought macedonians spoke bulgarian

>This guy comes and slaps your gf's kompot
wat do

Steal his images and call him Romanian

macedonian n bulgarian are more different than serb n croat ( which are basically identical ) yet croats get to call their language croat and we dont
REEE

Sometimes it's harder to understand them when they type in latin,but i still do.

i was just kidding them

Eating stark chocolate

I bet 10 denars this is croat shit

>бЬлгapчe
is dinko autistic?

retards don't know how to type ъ on their клaвиaтypи t b h

serb
>on ne znae stark odkaj e
klasicno e, bolje od milka imo

Post Macedonian food

Translate

Would you rather be called bulgarian or south serbian

its a meme u dip

delete this

what are you even trying to say, you utter autist?

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dinko wrote aз cьм бьлгapчe instead of aз cъм бългapчe

ь and ъ make completely different sounds, and i don't think ь makes a sound on its own

South serbian

Tвa иcкaм и aз дa знaм, КBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>podravka
GAS THE CROATS NOW REEE

hard choice id rather stay macedonian
but if i really had to pick id pick bulgarian even tho i really like serbs, bulgars are better at running countries

>Macedonian food

cute doggos

literally nothing wrong with this

>bulgars are better at ruining
fix'd

This

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sunflower vegetable oil is the best and ive tried american shitty "vegetable" oil tastes like garbage compared to our sunflower oil
olive oil is good for salads tho

t. the half serve buttblasted kucheanon

>kucheanon
who?

>balkan food
>literally exists because of corn and potatoes brought from americas

corn isnt even popular as food in the balkans, sperg

and eastern euro food is based on potatoes way more

>speak Bulgarian
>call it Russian
>????

well balkan food came from ottoman era

>russia mocking someone about food
>whole cuisine is soup of cabbage and soup of potato

@65499815
>how to get easy (you)s

good choice

Top kek the tatar commentary on milenko is so awkward

>"Kvo e celta na Nedelko Metelkovski ***** MIlenko Nedelkovski"

>implying corn is a core balkan food
>implying most traditional foods these days are really native

looks like a cuck
is he buried somewhere? i will go rape his corpse

It sure is my south slav friend

reporterkata e slatka mnogu sakam plava kosa so crni oci

I read somewhere that before corn was introduced to the balkans mamaliga was made with some shitty grain

@65499998

literally obsessed

that's because milenko isn't a name in bulgaria and Nedelko/Nedyalko is

even i switched them in my head at first

lol

Before the introduction of maize in Europe in the 16th century, mămăliga had been made with millet flour, known to the Romans as pulmentum. Moreover, the Romans ate so much of it that the Greeks called them pultiphagonides (porridge eaters).
lmao

>corn and potatoes
>not pig and alcohol

why do the most awful posts always get good gets

>literally undefeated against bulgarians
>volunteers in the ww1
>wrecks them again

youtube.com/watch?v=MAA-EYWiP4M

ur all fucking autistic

what? serbia got dominated in ww1

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?

BASED


hey bby wanna fuq som bulgayrian boipuccies l8tr?

i love that hair color 2bh

pig disgusting and not kosher

Sure thing

>Bulgarians start making house in Macedonia
>sent to wreck 'em
>wrecks them again

>wrecks them again

Koj e ovoj Bugar

пиcькa

reminder that literally all of you are fucking retards

>loses even legit clay so he has to boast with massacre of civilian population
kek, never change bulgayria

youtube.com/watch?v=f1ShKF4xV9A

he's a pomak jew

New

just showing you who really won

it definitely wasn't the country who lost half of its male population lmfao

Good times

2nd sketch is the important one
youtube.com/watch?v=JBYJmUiojsw

>he fell for it

schaub bless

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?

ex-DS agent. You can shit on him whenever you like.