England has never(!) lost a war

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Never Ever

Is the fire in pic coming from USS Philadelphia or Pearl harbour?

No.

We didn't lose WW2 though, why would it be Pearl Harbor?

It's supposed to be Vietnam

And you didn't technically lose Barbary wars (Its supposed to be stalemate because Moroccans became cucks.)

We had never lost a war before WWⅡ...

Vikings, Normans, Americans, plenty of other wars. Your army was raped by French a lot of times and you would lose to Napoleon if it weren't Russians who defeated him

Expelled from Korea in 1592-98.

>implying England as we know it was even a thing before the Normans

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>user has always lost the war

England has existed since 927 or something

That was a draw

We pretty much returned to the status quo and nothing changed

I don't know much about the Barbary Ward so I'll take your word for it

Yeah but you can't really say that England lost a war to the Normans when modern England is literally a continuation of the Normans

>losing to islam

Australia has never lost a war!
This is a factual statement

Unless you're a delusional Canadian.

Barbary war was the first international war USA took part on. it was US, Sicily and Sweden vs Algiers, Tripolianna and Morocco. The war ended because Morocco became allies with USA and faggots claim it as a US victory.
it should be stalemate

Except to birds.

>inb4 they bring up the "war"

cough cough Emu war cough cough Gallipoli cough

Gallipoli was one campaign in a war where the Ottoman empire stopped existing

>lost to BIRDS

desu they did have tactics and weren't just dumb birds. Machine guns were hard to move back then and when one Emu is shot the herd splits up into smaller groups.

Italy has never fought a real war in the last 70 years, this is something to be proud of

There were subsequent campaigns by the US and Britain against the Barbary States which by the 1820s had completely ended piracy in the Mediterranean. Then France began the conquest of North Africa shortly thereafter.

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That was UK and Netherlands.

Shut the fuck up

Dude, you lost that war. Your attempt at taking Constantinople got foiled and Nicholas I became so depressed that he died shortly after the war ended.

Israel has never(!) lost a war

checked

strewth

Also you almost got invaded by Japan in WWII, but we saved you.

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>the Hajis will never end the Jewish menace

all the Czechs

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Norway has never lost a war since 1940.

>losing to literal birds
I guess Anglos have a knack for losing to animals