/brit/

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Yoga 710 a shit

SAVE ME FROM THIS NOTHING I'VE BECOME

not a fanime, of anime

A bunch of yanks in New Jersey just got a crash course on them

Hey

he's been ahead every day for 17 days straight...

thought of an excellent post but i've forgotten it

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

*saunters into /brit/*
Names Wilson
*takes drag of cigarette*
Bill WilsoN

Hello x

gone and put on Blue is the Warmest Colour again

>tfw no beautiful girlfriend

all me

Basically every poll since the debate has had Hilary ahead

europe.mp3

*sick guitar riff*

QUICK

Describe your facial expression

Me: bemused

american trains are disgusting

going to have to report this mate, obviously erotic nudity

Got a sore throat and upset stomach lads

good post my man

How are you? X

apathetic

uh sweetie, what about breitbart's poll, the only one that matters

>Basically every poll

come on now

you can look at the facts or you can be a stupid little faggot

the choice is yours

and in the darkened underpass
i thought, oh god my chance has come at last

neutral

*reminds you*

>Error: europe.mp3 could not be found

Post these polls that have Trump ahead then
Go on
Give it a shot m8

I'm fine love how about you xoxx

ASIANS OUT!

youtube.com/watch?v=3JQkHg-SEMY

yawning

i've got remedy you need

*spurts a sack load of sperm down your neck*

better?

screeching and shrieking

*pisses pants*

65499647
i'm not even going to bother with you

Very sad and lonely haha x

im not your buddy, pal

Dubs confirm. And we just had another Amtrak wreck this morning.

Either fix it or nuke it. You decide. It's not working.

But then a strange fear gripped me
And I just couldn't ask

Sum up my reasons to live in 0 words or less

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Shut the fuck up iceland why are you even here? FUCK OFF!!

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Is this the poll showing Trump ahead?

no that's a behind

the thought that i could just as well have been on that train if i wasn't sitting comfortably at home here in iceland absolutely terrifies me

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*strokes your head* there there sweetheart

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see

bill?

youtube.com/watch?v=LWcGB2aUTzM

ah yes, clean energy
very impressive

sounding a little insecure there, mate

There was an ant in my kitchen today. Was bored so I put a few sugar cubes infront of her. She had some and went off to tell the rest of her colony so I quickly hid the sugar cubes to make her seem like a liar

chuckled

How do I get a gf

well it shows someone's behind

DID YOU JUST ASSUME XER GENDER????

*takes drag of cigarette*
do I know you, big guy?

Fuck off Icelad is a great ambassador of his people.

Guess I am haha

*comes out of my cage*

if you see me walking down the street

indifferent

why are actors from the uk so damn good. every now and then someone really good will emerge from the US like Jake G for example but usually when you're listing good actors, most of them will be brits and a few irish/scots.

very much doubt the queen ant was wondering around instead of staying in the colony

business idea: drink right before uni classes
might give this one a go

how have you been doing?

Does your money have holes in it like the Danish ones?

Do not RAISE your voice with me lad

nope, sadly

Being doing just fine

all black windows leaning back

*observes the runts*
youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI
this won't do
*turns on the gas*

Shakespeare

MADMAN

theguardian.com/cities/2016/sep/29/london-mayor-sadiq-khan-inquiry-foreign-property-ownership

Bit fucking racist if you ask me

*kicks the runt back into it's cage and slams the door before unleashing a steamy stream of urine onto him*

BORING

you gotta gotta be down because you want it all

>playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.

ah yes

Business idea: Business idea

uni is killing me lads

Business idea: seize the means of production

>leftists unironically accuse russian hackers of rigging post-debate polls

*invests*

We've come far lads

we don't have any currency
we operate on the equal value trading system
(2 pigs and a chicken for 1 cow)

elaborate

>Sadiq Khan tells the Guardian he will carry out ‘the most thorough research on this matter

ok. then what?

The ones that showed Hilary ahead?

so is time

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so your sisters and brother are worth your mum

>russian hackers
top tier meme 2bh

convert them into mosques

>2 pigs and a chicken
>equal to a cow

you trying to rip me off boyo?

HEY

HEY YOU!

Don't ever use /brit/ for checking gets again

what was meant by this?

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SHRIEKING at this banger of a post:

no. everything anti-hillary is a russian conspiracy according to the demicrats

let's ALL have a big laugh at this one

ha....ha..............................ha.............................................................ha

Stop drinking/drugging/partying/wanking and study. Easy.

Got this lad sitting next to me and he's whispering/singing to himself

Not sure what to do now and I'm rather flustered tbqh

Trying to serenade this Finn but he's not going for it lads

*sings to myself*
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking and
When she passes, each one she passes goes "ah"

smacking some H to get through today. doing small doses since my tolerance is loww lmao

so lads, we going pak- oops. I mean asian bashing tonight, yeah?

Are jezza

YEEAAAHHH
*twats an old Chinese lady*

>irish
>uk
anglos out rooooooo

Passive aggressively stare for a bit so he knows you are uncomfortable or leave or commence the assault.

business idea: talk to people at uni

>Another H-head

My nigga! You fuck around with ice? Just got some from my new guy. Not doing much today lolllll

make yourself a Uni Chat badge

if I had a hammer

Business idea: Not getting nervous ticks when in social situations

give him a wet willy

any of you lads got hayfever?

rate my beard lads

I'd hammer in the morning

Id burst my ball bag with it

business idea: scam people out of all their money then disappear

Business idea: Bring the Duke of Wellington back from the dead to serve as PM again

Business idea: having a sex life

>heroin and meth

why are yanks so fucking degenerate

when life gives you lemons cut open your scrot and squirt the juice in the wound

I'm scared of mentally ill people but I won't give him the satisfaction of aknowledging him, nor will I move from my place
Seems like we're at an impasse

NO LAD, STOP!

I meant *whispers* pakis.

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Is that are vidler?

business idea: become intelligent

Yellow ice? Isn't DMT yellow?

putrid

great idea

I've been right swiping for more than a year and never got a match

This is my display pic

found this post quite racist if I'm being completely honest

We shan't be playing around with tools anymore you understand?

Thats my DMT. Was showing him my tweaker pipe

Business idea: Take the money and catch wreck then bounce like a bad cheque

*swipes left*

make me a sandwich?

And going out getting smashed every weekend isn't either?

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*swipes left*

tad sexist tbqh

Business idea: Invade Iceland for the purposes of civilisation

*happy slaps you with a slice of bread in each hand*
there, you're a fucking sandwich

You alright mate?

*swipes right*

girlfriend idea: have one

classic

Fuck off cunt, I'm not a degenerate I dontfuck with that shit.

H-bangers only. Heres my shit

*superlikes*

Pls

you would just fuck it up 2bh

uni idea: drop out

sure bud
*ejaculates in your sandwich*
enjoy amigo!

Off to the gym lads

why is pepe so full of hate?

what did the normies do to him :(

didn't say that, but heroin and meth are top tier degeneracy

Fart idea: let one out

>I'm not a degenerate I dontfuck with that shit.
>posts some druggie heroin shit that drops your IQ to 5

ah yes

daily reminder that black people cannot me racist

speedballing?

Laptop idea: Yoga 710

*swipes left*

you were alright in the later Skins

have done this

I get terrible hayfever every summer

is that tar?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

gym idea: heavy things

Doesn't look used... quit while you are ahead! Anxiety/depression/psychosis/malnutrition/addiction/dependence isn't fun.

That's our specialty

Dubs idea: Czech em

>I'm not a degenerate
>does heroin
pick one and only one

check these too

legend

/brit/ idea: post business ideas

Soft cunt

wanker

just kidding haha

business idea: archive /brit/ for future generations

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MGTOW here. Say what you want, we're winning. Slowly but surely, we are loosening the strangehold of the cunt menace and awakening the male masses to the dangers of interaction with the roastie parasite. Our brothers are learning to resist and breaking their chains. A glorious dawn awaits.

*pretends to post a tune*

youtube.com/watch?v=NbfxNoYxMh

TUNE

me on the right

thechroniconautismus.wordpress.com/author/scribeofbrit/

banter machine

I've been sleeping for 10 hours a day. Is that bad? What should I do?

kafkaesque

Ejaculation idea: do it inside a vagina instead of a sock

you swindled me

Cuming in a girls mouth literally feels better than sex

have never done this

*puts jalapeño-lime garlic aioli on all my meals*

Ah yes, the final touch

Australia is the British Empire's major achievement 2bqh

Huh?

Thanks

If you need more than 4 hours, you need to get a grip on yourself

better than the 3-5 hours ive been sleeping

sorry mate it was an accident

Mate you would literally lunge at the opportunity to get laid, do not lie

I haven't either, looking forward to it

*distant howling*

Alcohol is just as bad for you physically and mentally it's just socially acceptable and legal which is madness.

Jackie! Won't you come down for dinner, I made you tendies, come down and have a chat, auntie's here as well!

Haven't got the foggiest who could be behind this

I know this is b8 but seriously, those faggots are part of the reason whites will soon be a minority in our own countries. if I ever see one of those mgtow cunts I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.

>NHS Hospitals Are Running Thousands of Computers on Unsupported Windows XP

Hmm

>"So Hillary supporters don't participate in online polls, never attend her rallies, won't buy her book — but they'll totally vote for her on 11/8?"

made me thingk

normies will get whats coming on the day of the rope

Don't you think

7 hours of sleep is normal and healthy

9+ hours is unhealthy, anything under 5-6 hours is sleep deprivation and can have an effect on your health

it's because they don't want Trump

>white power
>is green

>The baby was left extremely upset by the incident
no way really

>and was taken to hospital with a red mark to her face
>she was kept in for seven hours before being allowed home
Imagine punching a five day old and not even killing it hahaha

Ireland is a runt nation

Oops

do like a Peroni tbf

mate care if I use yer bathroom a tick?

Can confirm, a very nice and delicate feeling would definitely recommend

It's literally the only event democrats participate in.

My entire family of 6 is voting Hilary and we've yet to vote in her online polls or attend any rally.

Its because we hate trump that much, but dont like hillary enough to support her until we need to

Makes total sense that more people are doing this

Weird how she's managed to trash Dump in the polls then eh

Let's be honest, would anybody miss them if we did a cheeky annex? I don't think so.

say that again

Nah

bbc said it was white people

A fucking white male for sure

>we hate trump that much
Any specific reason or just the general shite he says? I know people think of him as a joke

If you want change :- vote trump

eh, that's debatable m8. I'm a recovering heroin addict so I know when taken correctly opiates don't really do any harm to your body/mind. but the fact is, most heroin addicts are sniffing/shooting their dope and I think an argument could be made that that's worse for you than drinking, both physically and mentally.

Same. My family has voted Republican in almost every election, but now all but one of us is voting for Hillary.

Hillary is genuinely a worse person than Trump

there are no blacks or pakis in oxford

not necessarily. voter turnout is at an all-time low. trump has massive amounts of voter enthusiasm. more than any republican candidate in history
guarantee you live in a state that's going blue regardless of your votes which means you are wasting your time
what polls are you talking about? there's one poll in favor of clinton that's obviously biased and has been since the beginning. the rest show trump winning or at least a tie

Lucky fucker

WHO THE FUCK STARTED THE FINNISH BOIPUCCI MEME I'LL RIP HIS HEAD OF RÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

So? She's a politician. What kind of people are they supposed to be? Even Ghandi was a felon.

an (((asian))) no doubt

>not voting for the candidate that caused this to be shown on national television

Alright the lad keeps singing, feeling really agitated and might kick his chair soon

Going to an alumni reunion tomorrow lads

Worried it'll be full of poncey pricks

>more than any republican candidate in history
Then why did Republicans sign up in masses to vote against Trump in the primaries?

tfw no dom saudi princess gf

>72% white british

gf was rattling on about how good her life was going lately the other day and now her work's been taken on by some madwoman and she might be out of a job
silly girl tempting fate like that

Hi :3

starting to get more fit lads. feeling a bit better

post it

Trump is pretty silly, but Hillary is absolutely sinister to the point that i consider it impossible to trust her integrity

never said there werent other whites there, scouse twat

why count only the british ones

what are you talking about? you can't just lie about everything man

Looking forward to Half-Life 3 lads

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You look like a strong man

Which one of you lads made this?

twitter.com/Stillberto/status/781411622019629056

nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/elections/polls.html?_r=0
elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-general-election-trump-vs-clinton
realclearpolitics.com/docs/2016/PPP_National.pdf
realclearpolitics.com/docs/2016/2016_Reuters_Tracking_-_Core_Political_9.27_.16__.pdf

>Being this assblasted

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHS_Connecting_for_Health

the nhs are massively inefficient and shit

What do footjobs feel like?

who /hightest/ here

I'm sure she cares about some Icelandic fellow's opinion

>6.7% Other White
>8.5% South Asian
>3.7% Black
>4.3% Chinese
>3.0% Mixed Race

has it been confirmed then?

P-post what?

Whats the point of arguing about politics when hardly anyone will ever change their mind on who they are voting for? This trump faggot in here would literally never change his mind, no matter what I said.

So why even begin?

It's interesting how no political pundit I've read has any of these theories as you.

>at least 40% of yankland will vote for this cunt

No coming back from that embarrassment

bitch didn't stop for me today at the zebra crossing

living the dream

i never assumed she did
but how is that relevant?

Bet they're a handful hahaha
Wew
*wipes away tears* mm

the pucci

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

so that maybe you'll realize how retarded you are?

Might go ride the tube for a whole day with one of them badges on haha

yeah but they dont actually exist
it just says that but everyone knows they are not real

absolutely not clicking any of this

retard

only thing I've ever bought a girl is a drink

You f-first, h-heh >:3

>‘Half Life 3’ Release Date, News & Update: Kraken Base, Submarines, VR Support & New Storyline Revealed! Main Reason Behind Delay Divulged

yes

NUMBER TWO
NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME

>if I don't pay attention to the polls, I can pretend Trumps winning!

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>Look at the graph I made guiz! :D

THE THIRD NUMBER
I'M FINE

Lads
youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU

Yeah, they can all be used 'safely' the dose makes the poison after all. IV in and of itself has lots of risks. Alcohol is toxic to lots of organs (brain, liver, heart, digestive tract) when you drink enough of it plus withdrawals can kill you.

Arguements aren't meant to convert opposition, but to make your side seem bigger than the other and convince the undecided to go with you.

Argueing in a vacume is pointless.

When did people start calling it half life 3?

Wasn't it episode 3?

Why does an arbitrary period of time where they clearly weren't developing it change the name?

melt

You lot voted brexit than hundreds and thousands of you ran to the internet asking what it actually meant to leave the EU

when you actually get the national spotlight, you make fools of yourselves as well

i tried so far and got so hard

i've looked at the polls. all of them. trump is still winning by 4 points nationally. he's also winning in battleground states by an unprecedented margin

you can't even vote in our elections. i don't understand why you make a fool of yourself defending the most corrupt candidate in american history

screenshotted

>i've looked at the polls. all of them. trump is still winning by 4 points nationally. he's also winning in battleground states by an unprecedented margin

Well evidently not because there's nothing indicating that Trump is winning by 4 points nationally

twitter.com/Stillberto/status/781425262642749440

>LA Times.
It's not a flawed poll, but the results are certainly non conforming.

Fuck off

Oh, so it's the exact same poll Cred Forums has been shilling for months? Gtfo.

Bit concerned by the rampant Anglophobia exhibited by the Yanks in this thread.

lol u gay

retard.

seriously fuck off. you're just baiting and its working

TFL told people not to wear them because it's dangerous

>tfw been to finland
very comfy

would go back

Did "he" end up necking himself

Seems like a very comfy place 2bqh won't lie.

Are they a nice people?

went to Helsinki and it was a bit shit

No, it was here yesterday.

True, heard the pin is being classed as an offensive weapon

no "he" was throwing a temper tantrum in the thread yesterday

I'm still here lad

Over what? His fucking hormone pills again?

very nice desu

but i didnt speak to many as i was mostly hiking in the snow

(((he)))'s in this very thread my friend

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu

went to lapland and it were great

me in the penguin costume

New thread lads

On me way home lads, was at some training shite so early finish. Oi oi.

Gonna hit the gym and lift some heavy objects.

Trump is absolutely crushing it on the polls lad

bit cheeky

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*forces your head*