/brit/

History

youtube.com/watch?v=J9qwXoT8Yao

posting one of my personal heroes

>liberals

foy

thailad more like idiotboy

she's enjoys her produce

No surrender to the SJWs.

I'm wearing that shirt as we communicate mine family

exactly the same

the "anniversary" of when i first met her two years ago, 10th october is coming up and she's on my mind a bit more. this time last year i was with her in barcelona "celebrating" our year "anniversary"

hmmm might have to get brutally pissed on the 10th

Genoa or Genova?

erm, rude much?
well, that's lovely.

Parliamentarians are runts desu

second ones the itie name

youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw

Choon.

>this very meme

Arundel mentioned

liberals are ok. its progressives that are fucked.

Where were you when a cartoon frog crashed the European Union with no survivors?

Horrible isn't it

Sadly, though, there's a reason you both broke up. I don't know about you but I was tired of being patronised, I often felt like I was being manipulated and I caught her lying to me a few times.

Always been a bit of a loner by choice and she was the first person I ever actually enjoyed being around, problem was that she deep down wasn't all that nice. I had to attend a family event last week and we'd planned to go together, obviously we didn't which made me feel a bit shit. The only things I can take solace in are that I did everything I could to make it work and the lads she currently associates with, or the ones giving her attention are complete and utter runts.

Good lad

Mine is in the post as we commune

Best St Ives mentioned

hows he doing after his stroke?

Consider yourself DOXXED faglord

youtube.com/watch?v=SPhUPo4IJTc

Tell her that she is a fag

still waiting on that new gimmick

oh fug

HOLY FUCK THAILAD BTFO

i'm a sissi negboi who needs to get all pozzed up

good, send him some pizzas

ahh yes he is a Cred Forums runt

>being this new

hell low red it

hmm

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Oh my days

huge difference between posting on the chong and taking Cred Forums material to twitter sweetie x x

I bet you have an anime avatar photoshopped with a MAGA hat on

New profile pic lads

>criticizing hillary is exclusively a Cred Forums thing
AH YES

How's Elvis got a twitter account when he's dead wtf

just did one of those burps that's not really a burp and more just like bubbles coming up your throat
not a fan

>twitter is serious business
ah yes

New profile pic lads

Looking sharp lad

>Elvis
>Dead

most likely if you post on Cred Forums too

Some black cunt construction drilller fucking woke me up lads

Just found Thailad's REAL twitter account

You got some nice 'za's coming your way boy

Hmm...

Look for a job or play Rance all day.

Very tough choice.

>sweetie x x

you're just confirming it now

off you pop now

yeah no one else on Cred Forums hates hillary right? fuck off

pls be meat feast

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pretty sure you can do both today

in fact, use Rance as a reward for job hunting.

please show us your search history I bet we would see /r/the_donald

Not so much to make a twitter account dedicated to retweeting Cred Forums memes and Paul Joseph Waston

elvis never died he moved to siberia

If you support trump you are a white male with no college education who makes less than 50,000$ a year and also a racist and jingoist

are Nige taking the good fight to the continent

express.co.uk/news/world/716542/Open-door-ISIS-Islamic-terrorism-Nigel-Farage-slams-Angela-Merkel-migrant-policy-EU?_ga=1.11772531.658335432.1475577199

I am Paul Joseph Watson

imagine being a gay russian

wait wait wait lads
is fuckin fourchan gonna die? whats the go here?

where do we go, eightchan?! hold me im scared

you kid but I bet that isn't too far off his demographic

holy shit guys did you see that awful chick on x-factor

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i agree with most of your videos but some of them are inanely twatty like the one where you said america is the greatest country in the world, i mean come on m8 dont make me laugh

>if you post on Cred Forums that must mean you post on reddit

have a word with yourself you fucking mong

feeling another wank coming on

Yeah, I can't believe Ozzy married her tbf

leave it to me

just woke up
neet life hehehehe

why don't you just show us your search bar mate?

everyone knows the_donald is a Cred Forums outpost

post fucking machines

doing a lunch

>neighbour is building a house extension for the last 3 months
>every morning at 8 am I can hear BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR until 7 pm in the evening

we live in a world where a Nobel Prize winner is awared £200,000 for his life's work, and Wayne Rooney is paid £400,000 a week for kicking a ball around

oh no a worthless neet is inconvenienced slightly. how dare they.

>go for a walk in the park
>all the trees are dying and their leaves are turning brown and falling off

lads should I call the government or something?

is this a terror attack?

>Builders working until 7PM
Tradesman here and you're talking bollocks.
Everyone should be gone by 3PM-5PM

People aren't interested in scientific research, people like football.

One is a form of entertainment, the other isn't.

What do you propose?

who cares about some nerd making some work in his dark room
rooney missing a pass is more entertaining

cringing at the chick that was singing the song with the lyrics "no place I'd rather be", awful lads.

same

my neighbour came over and offered to trim my fence hedges this morning because apparently they were encroaching on his shed or something, i said go for your life mate so he did and then we cracked a beer and watched the footy

non-lazy traders work late to finish the job.

oi oi

abolish capitalism
a socialist system will fix this

Nah, get in early, get out early.

I get up at 6 to go to work and have to listen to this on my off days

>Everyone should be gone by 3PM-5PM

Only if you are a big fanny who works for someone else, if you have your own business you want to get the job done as soon as possible so you can move to the next one

Still it shouldn't take 3 months of 12 hour days to build a fucking extension

Me on the right

saveloy

oi oiiiiiiii haha alright smithy mate

rather not if you don't mind, haha.

one generates a shit load more revenue than the other. learn some fucking economics

NEED thailad to watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=v4e-LLFx0Vg

enojying one of these

youtube.com/watch?v=njBxw0yFBg8

>only 8 weeks till 2017
>only 2 years till 2020s and "the 2010s" are relegated to history

imagine being a gay gay.

What shall I do with myself today lads? Got the day off, had yesterday off too but spent the whole day shitposting on Cred Forums. Would normally do a bit of exercise to make the day feel like it's not been completely wasted, but I'm injured at the moment so even that is out of the question.

>ched evans did nothing wrong.

Me throwing an egg at some runt

Learn to play the banjo

is that a renoir or an eclair

ate a few milk and beans today lads
will I make it
didnt feel like ketchup mustards

The Noughties is an underappreciated era

éclair au chocolat

Watching some nock door and don't run

Top level banter

*gives you a rip start*

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omelette du fromage

I don't own one though, and I don't know where I'd acquire one. I already taught myself to play the guitar and just had a little play around with that for an hour, but that gets fairly boring after a while.

i understand why they covered up his ears in the film. makes him x10 more attractive.

is that darth faggot from the new star bores?

Morning lads, y'all good?

what, a brown cock?

>y'all
FOY

just planned a trip to jap land with the lads, lads.
going to get myself a waifu
going to become a weeb

so uhm .. bye :) x

be sure to get a £3000 hug

please visit toyosato elementary on my behalf

>tfw you eat a really great orange and you go for a second one but the second one is all dry and flavourless

poo

Just sucked all the juice out of some knobjockey's orange haha

bollocks hurt a bit. they feel uncomfortable

ta, but FOY

>In 2009, the anime K-On! featured a school modeled on Toyosato Elementary, which drew the attention of otaku
mmm yep no :) x

cut them off and tell people your name is Sally.

bit gay

pfm

if anything that would make it worse

doing a poo

Haha

watching a yank do a poo

@65703727
ok

women are made for being slaves, because I am king.

leaving the body of a yank

Should I just completely check out of society and spend my days watching anime and wanking?

It's hard to get bennies here but I figure I could bamboozle a psychiatrist into giving me a diagnosis that would qualify me as disabled and therefore eligible for bennies

Italiano lol :3

yeh do it lol

there is literally nothing wrong with being racist

What do you guys think will happen when Hillary Clinton is in office?

FUCK OFF POMS

wasteman

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Boys,

What did the kuffar say to the infidel?

ummm yes there is

Cred Forums and arselickers itt will have an absolute meltdown and it'll be hilarious

feels/depression general

I feel so fucking shitty. I hate to sound like a douche, but I'm really smart and I know it. I know it because my whole family drilled it into me from a young age.

As a result of that and the first few years of school being easy, I kind of blew high school and I'm now in my first year of community college. My parents want me to transfer to a real college next year and I already feel like I'm fucking up in school again. Should I just off myself?

I'll keep posting feels but I encourage everyone to bump and share your feelings

you just came out of me arse hahahaha

the entire universe will immediately implode

hey guys, just a lurker here, does anyone have any "sad" or feels songs I can listen to?

You wake up

youtube.com/watch?v=YRaQ6C9s7ec

I thoroughly recommend /brit/ watches "Don't hug me I'm scared"

it is rather good

its ok on the internet but its not nice when you do it to peoples faces.

smeg me arse!

youtube.com/watch?v=ua7TfcxJqRU

need to brush my teeth then have a wank then get to bed

mass Cred Forums suicides.

Reddit

ate a whole cheesecake and now i'm due for a poo

im not entirely sure the denizens of reddit are into such things

Digg

My music collection is pretty much made up of songs like this desu, for some reason I'm most attracted to sad songs, sad books, sad art, etc. I'll list some of my favourite artists and my favourite song by them, but you should check out their entire discography desu.

Sufjan Stevens - No Shade in the Shadow of the Cross youtube.com/watch?v=qx1s_3CF07k

Elliott Smith - Between the Bars youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU

Chet Baker - Almost Blue youtube.com/watch?v=E4IridL_2XU

Jason Molina - Don't It Look Like Rain youtube.com/watch?v=LghRPODxqJQ

Julien Baker - Rejoice youtube.com/watch?v=bEGHesLzBAc

fucking hell, tough crowd in here

you sound like a proper poof

>he doesn't believe in the aquatic ape hypothesis.

/brit/
Draw
Trips
Map
Faq
more

Consider yourself HACKED Thailad

I wear a rainbow bracelet every day but I'm not actually gay

Dunno why I wear it really, guess I just feel special

youtube.com/watch?v=IN-vbMeJBHA

this song is supposed to make depressed people kill themselves. its responsible for many suicides in the past.

Fark.com

How are you supposed to make spaghetti pasta? Put it in a pot but it all burned at the point where it was leaning against the pot, don't like it when it's super short broken in half

make sure the water is salted and boiling

it gets soft, really quickly so you just stir it in until its all immersed

not fucking rocket science you absolute weapon

I am desu.

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you are a legit retard. kys.

runt

get a bigger pot or break it in half

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the gyal wont pick up the phone smH

aussie thoughts on courtner barnett?

lad you do realise the_donald is literally hated by most of reddit. It was made by Cred Forums to invade the Sanders safespace

Business idea: uni but for dogs

lads i hate corporations
i don't think most people realize just how powerful they are

need a fine gyal ta wine pon me cock
nam sayin bredrin

Holy shit Drumpf BTFO

white genocide is real

Yeah, I like her. Took me a while to get used to her music, but now I like it.

I agree, (((corporations))) are our greatest danger

going to do a big poo in a minute

Accent is annoying and overwrought

She's being pushed a bit too hard by our local media because they try to have one big thing every now and then

so what, it's still reddit and caused a lot of reddit to come to Cred Forums

the fact he didn't show his search bar proves he is some alt-right runt

tears

>Drumpf

but its completely unlike the rest of reddit
by that logic all of Cred Forums is like Cred Forums because Cred Forums is part of the website

nice reddit comic friend

>noporkshire

so put the hob at high heat and proper boil the water? had it on med heat for 10 mins before putting the pasta in, still took a while to go soft, was using wholegrain pasta

>noteatingham

having a hard-earned wank

cant stand her. her music is terrible and she is a hipster-bogan hybrid.

wholegrain is the worst and yeah, highest setting on your hob it needs to be proper boiling

ITT: God-tier vidya games made by Bongs

>Angel Rodarte Jr
hmm I'm sure he has no personal stake in it at all

i don't get the ((( meme
either way corporations really are terrible. in general it seems like mass gatherings of humans in some point become almost of an independent aware entity by itself with its only goal to expand and control more. bit like ants, but much scarier

who else /hates their uni course/ here

It means Jews ffs, you of all people should understand

What can you do on the_donald you can't do on Cred Forums

going back 2 work lads one luv

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>i don't get the ((( meme
It implies they are controlled by Jews or some other nefarious entity

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more like do one, luv

bit too easy

(((Palestine)))

the ((())) refers to the jews, I was only memeing with ya lad
but yeah large multinationals are answerable to nobody and who knows what their goals are?
Companies like facebook and google scare me, what are they doing with all the data they have about us and why are they constantly trying to get more and more

THIS

going to the old haha

>lose a bunch of weight
>jokingly mention to gf that there's nearly only 2 stone between us
>suddenly loads of sweet treats in my lunchbox

i dont really go on reddit anymore but I would say that all the right wing subs are more subtle than Cred Forums. Its always arguing for protecting native workers or having more integration wheras Cred Forums openly says they dont want nonwhites because of their skincolour

meme robertson is what my mates call me

Want to die lads

still dont understand why jews would want to flood the west with mudslimes

they're mortal enemies

feeder gf

lads what the fuck do I ask for at the barbers

throw them away, say you've eaten them and brag about how you cant seem to put on any weight

Jews can survive no matter what, they are cockroach parasites

dream last night had a recurring theme of injustice

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Makes you think huh

I think we can all agree that Änri Ökita is the most perfect 10/10 japanese pronstar in term of both face and body.

My question is, who is the American equivalent? Does America have anyone to rival her in terms of absolute perfection?

except Jews have been made virtually extinct in muslim countries (alongside all other religious and ethnic minorities)

>religion of peace

fucking lol

quite the opposite, she just doesn't like the fact I'm beating her since she's already tiny and can't lose as much

been with her long enough that she knows that isn't true

i thoroughly enjoy how muslims are not mentioned at all, not even a single reference, when anti-Semitism within Labour is discussed.

i don't reckon even zuckerberg knows
a yank here once linked to kaczynski's manifesto and he talked about this stuff. the part about corporations using shallow leftist and liberal agenda to bolster their public image has gotten even worse the past few years

Once took a picture of a muffin in a cafe and some family was staring at me afterwards. Then the person I sent the picture to said it looked rotten

Das not it mane

wtf my mate just sent me a pic of a proper grim looking muffin

Damn We Really Be Living In a Revolution Huh.... The Media Aint Gone Tell You Dis But We Fightin... I Do Dis Shxt To Open Your Mind We Gon Be In History Books......

zero all over.

we're going to need a bigger lie, I feel

Because Muslims are the new chosen people, kuffar

muslims did 9/11

What did they mean by this?

man can't get a text back

its more about a divided population
Muslims wont make a majority in any country for quite a while but even a large minority will make a fragmented society

>that last smash

ouch

>lol we're so oppressed even though we have the entire country's media supporting us as well as the government WAAAAH

At least that's how it is in my shithole country.

An English talks about Kim Kardashian.

youtube.com/watch?v=fOgRY2ahftM

To weaken the Middle East, so that Israel remains unthreatened by any sort of organised Arab force.

the worst for how long it takes to soften up or what?

yeah its like Goldman Sachs being the first big corporation to have gender neutral toilets and stuff
people completely forget how they were at the core of the financial crisis just because of muh equality

did he dieded?

>An English

An Englishman*

Don't ask me why but "An English" still sounds like you're referring to all English people

yh takes longer to soften, also is just generally fucking horrible to eat imo

a big pasta pot helps at any rate, standard saucepans just dont cut the mustard

Why don't you post it on Cred Forums ? Are you that selfish to only let Brits see this video ?

mountain dew or crab juice

redpill me on the french

neighbours been complaining about me haha
been playing choons too loud

>crab juice

dont be a selfish cunt

>A brit talks about Kim Kardashian.
>An anglo talks about Kim Kardashian.
Either is acceptable. Anglo is more general, anyone who speaks English is anglo. Englishman is archaic.

are we still on this thread

fucking hell

sorry mate can't hear you

kek that video
what a disgusting woman

business idea: tinder for dogs

why does Jeremy hate the NHS so much

>median house price is nearly 600k
fucking BOOMERS

>covered in vomit and attracting hordes of zombies
fucking BOOMERS

At work lads haha
Wahey!

i don't think gen x gets enough flak for the housing bubble, prices were still very reasonable in the 90s

because it keeps druggies and fatties alive longer to leech off the system

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what generation are we

>guy I work with pays £192 mortgage payment each month on a 4-bed house he bought in the 1990s

>covered in the british flag and attracting hordes of pakis
fucking CHURCHILL

wish I had that many doggies to run around with :(

leicester is britain's second city

fuck birmingham or manchester or liverpool or whatever the fuck YOU think it is

it's leicester

the city is always buzzing, never sleeps

incredible

could arguably be britain's first city desu, i would say it's better and more lively than london

if you were born from the early 80s to the late 90s you're a millennial

How low does the pound need to go before we regret Brexit?

Glasgow is objectively the second city.

2, 4 Trioxin, patented by the M0nsant0 group, instigated in humans a feeding rage.

Predictable activity amongst native Vietnamese was seen in the heaviest areas it was sprayed.

They made a movie about it: Day of the Walking Dead

>Pussy in a guillotine choke
>Has to have his friend help him
>Both savagely attack the man on the floor

Ahh yes very impressive.

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1984-1999 is millenials. baby boomers are 1950 to 1960. gen x is 1961 to 1971, gen y is 1972 ti 1983

kek

The nigger got nig'd

Jamal

What is the equivalent of a Scottish and a Welsh for England then ?

business idea: exchange goods and services for money

i prefer leeds.

2 back and sides, bit longer on top please

umm... NO
boomers are 1946-1964 as decreed by god himself, and gen y and millennials are the same thing

>replying to a 30 minute old post

kys

yeahnucka get woke GET WOKE@

>mfw people say pro-zionist means anti-jewish diaspora

love me some leicester

t. just started at de montfort university and is finally being included socially

Didnt get up for work today lads, wew day off

>lifelong LESTA fan since february
>leicester doing shit this season

wtf i hate leicester now

>going to a city's inferior/second university

only runts do this

Milton Keynes is britain's second city

fuck birmingham or manchester or liverpool or whatever the fuck YOU think it is

it's Milton Keynes

the city is always buzzing, never sleeps

incredible

could arguably be britain's first city desu, i would say it's better and more lively than london

you turn into a nigger when people say that?

my bad, thanks for the correction.
also, baby boomers are the beginning of everything bad that happened in our lives. gen x was the broken malaise of drugs and field trip parenting.
millenials are so fucking screwed from pthalates, mercury poisoned vax, diabetes diet (sugar high, low healthy fats and fiber), autism, neurological umbrella diseases like MS, gender bending chemicals like pfoas and flame retardants in beddings and clothes, gmos with pesticides and growth hormone meats fed roundup resistant soy and corn..

we really are just getting murdered by industrial silent death.

making stew for dindins

>getting the same haircut as literally everyone else in the country.

>I ask for more like this on Cred Forums
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 2 MB
If I ask it on Cred Forums, I will be banned
So how do I do to have more webms like this ?

Exeter is britain's second city

fuck birmingham or manchester or liverpool or whatever the fuck YOU think it is

it's Exeter

the city is always buzzing, never sleeps

incredible

could arguably be britain's first city desu, i would say it's better and more lively than london

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whats your hair style then? long sides and a bit shorter on top?

>giving a shit what other people do

getting a haircut is about what works best for your head and face, not what other people are doing you absolute fanny

then why take someone elses advice.
Slightly long with a headband

holy shit what the fuck

im gen y and i was born in 87.

ask you local oracle.