You have 15 seconds to pretend to be Polish

more like

O kurwa co jest australiczy!kurrrwa!

I hate and blame all my countries problems on Germany. Also I can't help make a thread about country every hour.

I love to watch The Decalogue by Kierlowsky during marathon.

Don't forget Russia or how it and germany are artificial nations thag are way younger than poland, my fellow pole.

Never forget Katyn and how the germs destroyed warsaw!

Also, Vilno belongs to us and czechs and ukrainians are backstabbers.

Truly,poland is the christ of europe.

*moves to england*

no, thanks
it's only a small percentage of bydło who moves to your cunt

I am still confused why english are so violent against Poles, I guess they never really learned to live with neighbours they did not utterly dominate like wales,ireland and scottland.

Lots of Poles who moved there are bydło, that's one thing.
Also we're the biggest diaspora and since Brits think they are special snowflakes who can colonize others they feel bad about being colonized themselves.
Idc personally, I feel comfy here. They can kill each other and leave this island for Indians, pakis and other such types, no fucks given.

To be fair the UK received the lowest bydlo scum imaginable, we received hot polish women who clean our elder's asses for 450€ a month

I hate poland my flag is half red and half white

RUSSIAN AND GERMAN BREEDING GROUNDS

Upside down indonesia

Poor country full of shit people

yeah why not
yawn

*licks whip cream off a priest´s knee*

*cleans british toilet*
*leeches European funds*

Jesteś wszystkie pedałów kurwa ssać moje kulki wandałowskich. Wypierdalaj.

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What shall you do to me?

i have an impression that it is not poles being bydlo. It's more like that polish immigrants like all immigrants are poor and hang around in chav zones and it is not a healthy lifestyle

damn people still remember

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I've been to the West and around 50% of Poles there are bydło, being drunk and noisy all the time, screaming 'chuj kurwa' in the middle of the night

gib hugs

>dat Jaruzel

some things just end up engraved in my head

hehe

like this?

Hi i'm Krzystof from Krakow

if i had a 14 y o doughter i would prefer her to lick cream off a priest knee than lick balls of some negro kid while beeing drunk in toilet of some club for teenagers. Just saying

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idk from my own expirience i can say that poles in sacndinavia are pretty chill

slavic master race

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wat do during there being a curp in your bathtub

You should try Saragossa Manuscript

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We bath with it.

*posts Cheese Pizza on Cred Forums*

yeah, i bet your mom does lol

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chuj kurwa

KURRRRRWA RUUUUSSSSKIIII FUCK YOU RUSSSSKIIIIII!!

Fuck russsski, fuck nieeemec, fuck fuck kurrrrwa.

O KURWA
*drinks wodka*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*eats keblasa*
HOL UP HOL UP
*puts fish in bath tub*
YOU KURWAS BE SAYIN
*posts haplogroup on Cred Forums*
SO YOU SAYIN WE WUZ
*cleans toilet*
HOL UP HOL UP MUH KURWA
*complains about Warsaw*
YOU SAYIN WE WUZ
*breaks into people's homes*
SUM FINNA
*kurwa katyns*
YOU SAYIN WE WUZ
*bans abortions*
SUM FINNA
*steals car*
AYOOOOO HOL UP
*wears hussar t-shirt*
YOU SAYIN WE WUZ
*takes EU funds*
SUM FINNA
*complains about slavic subhumans*
SUM FINNA
*posts child pornography*
SARMATIANZ N SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
*gets partitioned*

all true

Guten t- I mean Privye- errr
KUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck nato

also please defend us when russia nukes warsaw which is probably going to happen next week kurrrrwa

*sees perfectly good pierogi*
*puts strawberry jam on pasta instead*