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czechs - godless homo bastards and krauts in denial responsible for 80% of european porn

T H I S

poles pls calm down he's fishing for reactions

aaaaaand... here-we-go!

A u vás snáď nie sú paneláky?

I think it is the result of the effective near solipsism imposed on us after 1968. It affects us too, but to a lesser degree due to religion. But most of our nationalism is unfortunately rooted in inferiority complex (towards the West), not real pride. Basically, after 1968 was crushed, people stopped hoping for positive change and withdrew into their own lives, caring only about their family and friends, trying to enjoy whatever consumerism was possible in a state socialist economy, and lick the boots of the goverment as hard as it is possible to get the best for their family. The motto of 1968-1989 Czechoslovakia was "Kto neokráda štát, okráda svoju rodinu" (Who does not steal from the state steals from his own family) and "smrádeček ale teplúčko". For those who can understands Czech, here is a good article on this by Václav Havel, whatever reservations you might have against him, this is well written:

vaclavhavel.cz/showtrans.php?cat=clanky&val=71_clanky.html&typ=HTML

You guys did not really get infected by this nihilism as your economy was way too weak to support consumerism needed to sustain it.

It is unfortunately, in us too, it just manifests in people like Kotleba or in the omnipresent mentality of "my goat has died, so neighbours one should also die".

pussies who kicked your ass

I do wonder why Slovenes didn't turn out like that as well if you consider German influence as the deciding factor.

but you know we got it back

>1920
we had better things to do

when someone calls me gypsy i want to kill him so bad irl

>if you say so
they had more autonomy and all
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_Revolution_of_1956
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Pact_invasion_of_Czechoslovakia

wtf are you talking about?

I do not think it has anything with Germans. I think it is the product of the moral void of late neo-Stalinism and the fact that with atheism, there was nothing to fill it (I still prefer this over the filling of radical religion, nationalism or fascism as happened in other ex socialist countries).

You're poor gypsy non-Slavic arrogant fuckers like as pepiks

well its more like you are from south

so you are more darkie than other europeans and mixing with turks make you even more brown

Why do we always have to fight each other?

Бъгapы cy цигaнe

Also, it is not like Russia does not make porn. At least with Czechia most participants are adults. Russia is really far more degenerate than Czechia, it is just way more hypocritical about it and covers it up with memes about being the savior of the white race and family values,

Because we're brothers

i would love to meet you faggots irl and have you say this to me so i can stomp your faggot heads into brain damage heaven

you really sound like bydlo

That's kinda cute familia

Ahoj bulharský bydlo poster, ako sa máme?

>68% of Czechs would want Jews as neighbors

Le HSĽS fanboy.

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>polish with ciggarete
can't make this shit up

I'm smokin rite nau

>Also, it is not like Russia does not make porn.
Far less if we make it "per-capita".
Otherwise, I agree with what you wrote.
And indeed I find it terrible that prostitution, porn etc have found their way there (on such a big scale).

You can steal some horse and come see me

suprised that its that low

probably some sparta fans in survey

Is that inter-governmental relations?
Because Jew is still pretty much a cruse word here...

me too, kek

villager :D

hui knows. anyway if it is like that in slovakia imagine how is it in poland

Anyone born here in 80s? I was born in 1987 and I miss soviet cartoons (yes it's me again)

are they already circumcising babies over there?

I think it is a post communist problem in general. And I see the same cynicism and nihilism in my Slovak countryman too, they just prayed after it in the past, nowadays youth is agnostic/does not care, 90 percent of people 15-30yo that I know do not go to church. But it is true that in Northern Slovakia there are many honestly religious people, but I am from Western Slovakia, that is also probably why I see so many things we have in common with the Czechs. Someone from the Tatras might have more in common with Poles, someone from Medzilaborce with Ukrainians. And Western Slovakia has the highest suicide rate, despite being the richest, this is because of the culture of money and much of that wealth being just hauled from the country by big multinationals. On paper Bratislava is Scandi level rich, in reality, well...

'83. i guess i did catch a lot of that. also preffered mumins and krecik

>be a celt
>shitposting in /slav/

Pepiks go home

I love Nu, pogodi! the most
youtube.com/watch?v=juxi4NyF6wE

>I still prefer this over the filling of radical religion, nationalism or fascism as happened in other ex socialist countries

I remember Nu pogodi and a bunch of others yeah. I liked live action russian fantasy more tho.

My favorite actress after divine Anita Blonde

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oh yeah. shes great. she features with her bf or someone like that

that's fucking cool

comfy

What's wrong with russian men?

Caprice is very similar to my girl, figure and face, but my girl has blue eyes.

Is this is peak of Russian culture?

lucky fucking bastard. fuck you and fuck off

I guess you're right. I'd go with "but we had communism too and we're nowhere near to what they do" but ours was less totalitarian and strict (in comparison).

actually its fucking great. i wish it was dubbed in polish

whats wrong with polish men?
youtube.com/watch?v=eAFGoaE6-2w

>dubbed
You mean subtitled, correct?

No, my girl hesitates to suck, does not into anal.

Masha is a real sadist

Are poles really slavs? they speak a slavic language but if you look at your average pole and your average russki, there is a huge difference... while if you compare the average German to the Average Pole the difference is usually minimal or less noticeable..

I'm scared.

don't you have dubs in fyrom?

>subtitled
subtitled for little kids? and speak russian so its no problem for me but i wanted to show it to my 3 yo niece

Russians differ in looks, Poles differ in looks... when I was abroad I was mostly mistaken for Russian or German.
And yes, we are Slavs. Slavest of all.

nothing
absolutely nothing
everything I see is right

>complains about qt gf who look like a porn star because she doesnt do anal
you just dont deserve to be a country

OFc not.

Blue: Dubbing only for children: Otherwise solely subtitles

Orange: Mixed areas: Countries using occasionally full-cast dubbing otherwise solely subtitles

Yellow: Voice-over: Countries using usually one or just a couple of voice actors whereas the original soundtrack persists

Red: General dubbing: Countries using exclusively a full-cast dubbing, both for films and for TV series

Mixed: Countries which occasionally produce own dubbings but generally using dubbing versions of other countries since their languages are quite similar to each other and the audience is also able to understand it without any problems. (Switzerland, Belgium and Slovakia)

of what?

2nd world and degenerate coutnries (PYCCKNN) wouldnt understand.
porn is american trend, and as we all know, you bunch of fucking Easter Yuropoor commieshitholes cant understand
what it means to be western and trendy. It will come to you to in like 20 years, lmao, but by then it will be fucking lame
in true 1st world countries like Czechia, where the next new thing will be legalised drugs.
We are the cool&rich kids, the rest of you is just degenerates and overall fucking lame

хeх, в paccee пo зaкoнy в кинoтeaтpaх мoжнo тoлькo пoлный дyбляж

Aren't movies in Poland dubbed by one and the same middle aged guy?

post more

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I could...but I won't...so oK..

there is no dubbing in poland. only for kids. its 95% of voice over. there is like dozen of speakers in the whole country

Polish """dubbing""" is a guy reading subtitles. Litteraly.

those fucking eyes...

its called voice over you moron

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keep in mind that it's a man

I know
and I'm not one of those who will say that makes it even better, but he's doing a top fucking job hiding it and if he can do a convincing voice, I would be probably hard fucking pressed to push him away if we somehow ended up lying on top of each other...
I admit that much

Same. Which is why I wrote

Why can't I stop watching this?

cuz u fag lmoa

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No :(
I don't think so

its quite famous clip in poland. its absolutely serious video. it evoked so much shit storm and hate from ppl that it was mentioned everywhere in mainstream medias

Com hier and I will suk yo dik,

No, czech, pls, I'm not so european

It's fucking pepiks, bro.

pic. related is me from last photo shoot with my partner

how about we do photoshoot together? (you shooting in me, internally? ;))

hindsight is always 20/20, mang
If I pushed him on you at a party and didn't tell you it's a dude, I would love to see how you react.

It is more memes than anything. It is not considered normal or socially acceptable to do porn in Czechia. It is among the best post socialist countries to live in and I am not a homophobe so I do not even see what is anyones problem with them not being Russia tier retarded about it. But they, and us, are definitely affected by post communist anomie. DESU it is not porn that is the worst manifestation of this, it is the corrupt nature of politics in both Slovakia and Czechia, but this is universal for post communist countries. I am just explaining why Czechia and a big part of Slovakia lack the nationalist pride other countries have and is more like "yeah, whatever, pride? lol, you crazy? you naive shit"

Why it is always Russians who are considered a benchmark for Slavness? If Russians differ a lot from other Slavs, maybe they are the outlier, not us. I am Slovak and people abroad often think I am German btw.

Friends and enemies of your country?

Our friends: Slovenes, Serbs, Croats, Macedonians, Bosnians, Montenegrins.
Our enemies: Czechs, Poles, Slovaks, Ukrainians, Bulgarians, Belarusians.

You've already sucked our dik at 1968 and it seems you don't like it

>enemies
>Slovaks, Ukrainians, Bulgarians, Belarusians
WTF?

пpocтo зaбeй

ye cuz it was the wrong end doing the suckin'

>enemies
lmao all bulgarians like russia and there are hundreds of thousands of russian tourists here

even pro EU bulgarians like russia

Maньки и oбижeнки нa пoдcoce жe, вcё нoют, кaк их pycня oбижaлa, бeдных.

Hy тoгдa и Poccию включи в cпиcoк, y нac тoжe тaкиe ecть.

Enemies: Germans (including Austrian Germans)
Friends: everyone else

>A
>FUCKING
>TRIANGLE

>Why it is always Russians who are considered a benchmark for Slavness?
Because the rest of Slavs (except for maybe poles) are literally who-tier?

>Enemies: Germans
t. slovenia

>Thief as always.

>acknoledgement from a Rus
I must say I am amazed

100 percent agree.

>here

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That is not an argument.

your reply could mean several completely different things
I'm confused

>Why it is always Russians who are considered a benchmark for Slavness?
Because
1. gommunism
and 2.
>American education

He's right you know.
Warszawa flag colors are literaly african tier.

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If you get triggered so easily by pussified czechs and other russian bydlo scum then you are no better than them. Just let them talk. In the end it doesn't really matter.

DELET

Privět, cygan

I fucking knew it...

This is beautiful

So fuck you, gypsy nigger

For some reason I came to love you all, /slav/fags.
I want to hug you and tell you that everything will be alright. Somehow.

Me too
I love all of you

Sucks that the city is kinda fucked up with polution, but i guess the old architecture is good.

because /slav/ is quite comfy general

you Cracucks also have a lot of rats
4-5 per one person
t. Warszawa, 1-2 per one person

Бeз вac, пшeкoв, былo бы eщё лyчшe.

Never seen a rat in my life. Unless you talk about air-rats then yeah i agree.

>tfw schizophrenic and heard music and felt someone touching me and saw a shadow figure
I'm scared
I don't want to be alone, stay with me

If countries were people, slavs would be throwing the best parties, I'm sure of this.

pyдэ

i na chuj prowokujesz

odjeb się

Ne boji sę, joba, jesmo s toboju

Quite a coincidence it has the same colors as your flag.

Thanks :3

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My antipsychotics stopped working. hug me

>african tier.

Remove Green and you have Warszawian flag

Looks like someone took a piss on the Bulgarian flag.

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>Warsaw flag
And Wroclaw, Lodz, and another one iirc

(obíjmám)
Všetko bude dobré, neboj, všetko sa dá riešiť :)

lmaoing@Czechia atm

dziękuję anonie

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shut the fuck up you fucking pussy ass faggot i fucking hate how i can't break your faggot face atm to stop you from barking

Wew, nice butthurt, my bulgayrian friend.

post more russian men pretending to be women pls

uguu~

so cute

why is duda so wacky

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he is our most memest presidento
youtube.com/watch?v=Vvm57EWS44w

>memest presidento
what he has done for this

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he exist youtube.com/watch?v=zTuYXZSW6rE

I'm always confused when moomins bully us with their harsh bants. We're natural allies and we get along pretty well with other finno-ugrics, so why isn't Finnish-Polish friendship a thing?
It's mostly about his perma-smug face t b h
And a hot daughter.

Love you too bro :3

Yeah except that Polish white-red flag is older than Bohemian

>And a hot daughter.
aw yiissss

I once made one with Putin extending his hand to Ukraine out of boredom
it ended up going pretty fucking viral, even on 2ch and plebbit
shame I don't have it anymore

and her mum ain't bad either

this one?

that's from 2013
made a better one specifically for Ukraine after Crimea shenanigans

No comments 10/10
>smug face t b h
)
>And a hot daughter.
she really very pretty
lol

the dorwning woman was also naked and in adidtion to Vlad, soldiers (in green polite people gear) and partiarch, there was aslo Natalia with a sword of justice
I really enjoyed making it...

>and her mum ain't bad either
she's jewish thou

pic

Why aren't you active in politics

Never seen that one, it really makes me think now...

Poles, test my Polish understanding pls.

(no troll prison slang or intentionally obscure stuff pls)

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Post really making you think videos from your country

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h2G6QMMjA

russians could probably still fish it out on dvach if they actually gave enough shits
I would like to have it back tho...

I'm writing with a cute belarussian girl. How can I impress her?

Tell her you're rich

kurwa razumees?

B мaтpaцaх oнo y вac, нe пpибeдняйтecь

Are all slavic girls like this? Only money? She's pretty smart, I don't think that would impress her.

Don't fall for this shit

Say something in Belarussian and don't completely butcher it.

I'm not like this [spoiler]:')[/spoiler]

cute merkel on the right?

Yes. All the rest is pretending.

>How can I impress her?
if she knows that you are from Switzerland
that is enough
you can arrive here for her
>Are all slavic girls like this? Only money?
>slavic girls
90% of girls in the world

No, that's a meme.

s podkljucheniem

/k'leu/

try to make something of the Belarusian cuisine

We're all normies here, right?

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>Are all slavic girls like this?
Pragmatic?
You're a mountain jew.
You probably make 10 times more than normal dude in Belarus.
Why are girls not allowed to want to live happy careless lives?
I mean, slav men look like potatoes compared to their women.
We aren't exactly a mail groom material.
We would totally fucking do it if we could tho.

Don't you make smiley like this? )))))))

No, I still belive it isn't like that. (expect the grills from Balkan)

So potatoes?

Totally

But I need a visa then, right? Also how are the coins going?

Ofc I do understand that simple sentence lol

it is kurva rozumieš in Slovak

My mom is Ukrainian and when she came with dad to Slovakia he was poor as fuck so no.

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Should've made friends with the chefurji

can you do this. thats impressive. but only slavs can!

youtube.com/watch?v=o5159imju2Q

I'm pretty sure you can do that as well

its about children DOMINANTUS!!!

Can you tell without googling which country is Wlochy?

Yes, we do, but these smileys is considered to be kinda retarded, especially if you write a lot of them at once.

Palo?

is there any slavs "dool fuckers",as they are called in Rus.? Rozen Maiden fags,as you wish...

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