/brit/

more like poorean slop

Fuck off stupid bloody jocks

mog

looks like skeletor

Reminder

Oh Jesus...

No joke, Cred Forums is being deleted ;_;

The gf

>hey user, care to join me on /vip/?

Will they now get rid of the Tampon tax?

good post

Fuck sake

Can't 'chonpost using mobile data in Canterbury because there's an ISP ban

idiots

>lovelyz
neck yourself

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When I saw Da Vinci's picture with a human in a square, I offered my friend to replicate it.
We stripped naked, he lay down on me, we have stretched hands, and so we were laying.
And then our parents came and saw us.
I don't remember what happened next.

nah sorry not a fan of gooks you big gook

I hope not

Tampons are a luxury because sanitary pads already exist

>Man killed best friend with 'one punch' in 'silly' row - BBC News

6'4 brick shithouse

one punch

think on

Must be some dedicated shitposters in Canterbury.

>Tampons are a luxury because sanitary pads already exist

>All the shit boards aside from DIY in the $5 per month
Excellent

merry christmas lads

oh come on now you don't need to censor your name

What's weird is that whilst in Canterbury it's said I'm banned for posts Poleaboo has made

>Memes which were dank for precisely one hour, or less

merry christmas you retarded faggot

Ben Stiller reveals he was diagnosed with 'aggressive' form of disease and has had his prostate removed

Which court are y'all playin' Basketball?

>there are people itt who will never know what a snowy christmas is like

>190 kg beta orbiter race

Literally lamo

This year will be the first Christmas where I have a job. So instead of being NEET and having infinite time off or being at uni and having a month's holiday it will instead be 2 days off.

How do wageslaves cope with this existence?

Ah yes, america

thinking of getting my ear pierced

having fun laughing at non-pass runts on /vip/

>you lived to see Cred Forums gold become a real thing

how high should you shave your sideburns?

t. no dad

How do passes work, are they by ip?
This could be the end of workposting

rgu.ac.uk/dmstaff/duncan-fiona/
rgu.ac.uk/abs-ug-admi-team/

She's going to bite your estrogen-filled nipples off

Does anyone have the one for the uk?

Middle of your ear

you can change the ip every 10 minutes

>t. Rorke

Someone email her with proof that Pakipoo was posting all through his bail

most wageslaves get significantly longer than 2 days off at christmas.

a little thing called annual leave exists you idiot.

>Scottish "people"

diversity is our strength

...

>Amerixico

plus all his other shit about phishing the girls

The fucking state.

I don't know, she's sympathetic to the Polish girl but she seemed nice enough in situations involving the entire class

That's a non-issue, she only cares about the Polish girls and those original threads from 2015/14

are jac

I work in a call centre though and we're not allowed to use annual leave around Christmas or everyone would do it. Instead you put names into a hat and days are assigned randomly.

JANNY

Somebody better have saved that shit

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>tfw I'm probably going to be at work on christmas day

the gif

alri alri alri

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=ax67_yNCdWA

Got to write a personal statement for medical school lads

Idea for business.

Visit generals with failed languages that never caught on, and fedora posts at random.

RUNT LIFE

>gif

fuck off

...

>tfw Cred Forums gold user

Here's the thing, you can't prove it was Poleaboo

Same reason the bail expired

ANYONE can post here

just remembered the time my area got over 4ft of snow in one night back during the early 90s

we couldn't leave the house for two days and the roads didn't open for a week. when we finally made it into town there was a literal mountain of snow piled up in central park

it was awesome desu

it's a shame we don't get severe weather like that anymore

...

anywhere between here is fine

Give me a good hallo'ween movie there

In the mood for the season of samhain

Had a dream where some bits of rubber were flung into my left hand by Richard Hammond on a ride-on mower and imbedded quite deep into my fingers, could swear I could still feel it for a while after waking up

Hmm..
Felt a bit weird desu

>you lived to see Cred Forums gold become a real thing

Who watching the google keynote?

>tfw didn't even pay for it

I hear ya talk about we a lot
Oh you speak french now?

>it's a "someone removes you on facebook" episode

ah yes now to compare two lists to see who it was

>I work in a call centre

might call my broker and get in on the Cred Forums IPO now that Hiroshima has found a way to monetize the site

ahhh yesss

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I literally smoke one cigarette a day, when I get in from work with a cup of tea

have done for about a year now

am I still going to get lung cancer and die at 60?

B E S T
E
S
T

You ever look at cute girls when you're out and about and think "I wish she was my gf" but then remember you're an absolute cretin and she would never want to be your gf and she most likely has a boyfriend already?

when i was 17 i did this a lot yeh

I'll sell you all my shares for $150

Reminder that if you don't work in a call centre then you're a normoid and not welcome in this general.

yeah

...

cromwell (1970)

How do you pronounce xenon?

ex a non

>pay to post

04/10/2016

The day Cred Forums officially died

zen non

any of you lads going to watch this?

youtube.com/watch?v=KwUh-yVBV_Q

zed-non

my life: the post

Absolutely, Bitter Lake was a masterpiece

neeve

what if you're unemployed and scrounging around in a foreign country

chi-nun

do you have a shorter one?

no, I go straight to S&M sex fantasies

I should probably see an escort before I become a supreme gentleman

mmm zanon

At least they aren't wearing degenerate clothing.
Wouldfuck/10

good eve my lads

wahey!

what the fuck are you talking about la

we get snow all the time

I think you've replied to the wrong post m8. Don't worry about it, I'll let you off this time but be more careful in future.

>degenerate

you're in the club and this thing comes up to you and says if you buy her a drink she'll give you a snog and a quick grope of your genitals

how do you respond?

cold in

i was speaking to the literal pakis itt who bring hell with them wherever they go

mmm zenun

from now on, pass users posts will be universally disregarded

probably say yes

>snog

what's a snog?

Absolutely destroy her in the toilet and cum on her insanely tight stomach.

Are Tim

say that to my face

*forces you to regard this post*

>mfw yanks call cold ins "refrigerators"

Snow is bloody awful.
Don't mind the rain but can't be doing with snow

>yanks call microwaves kettles

,a smooch, a french kiss - to make out

in my current house the freezer is, get this, in the fucking shed hahahaha

so if im cooking some food and need to get something out of the freezer i need to put my shoes open the door and walk through the freezing cold, open the shed and then get my food out

hahaha how crazy is that?

revolting

reviewbrah give us a wave

reviewbrah reviewbrah give us a wave

t. bender

t. paki

had some crackers with peanut butter lads

high tier snack 2bh

>my current house
fuck off billionaire

Part 3 of National Treasure tonight

anyone been watching? I think his bald mate did it (had this inkling before he touched up his wife)

You need a Cred Forums Gold Account to reply to this post

>the midlands

ah yes

if it's freezing cold outside then just put the food outside your door?

>65712931
no i dont aha

need to fix the old brain

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>having to watch a movie in 3 sittings

Pretty weak attention span lad.

i didn't mean that literally!

the russells are up to no good

what do yopu mean ? I marathoned the first 2 parts

󠇦>󠇦>65712931
test

VERY good gimmick

think you're pulling my leg hahaha

oh ok you silly! :) x

>causing unnecessary confusion

we're not mind-readers. learn how to communicate with humans before speaking next time.

,/:;';"*;!;,_???

Why not get a fridge/freezer combo and whack the more important meats and other frozen shit inside lad

Filthy dumb Scouse scum

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-37554011

Good poem 2bqh

gold cunts fuck off back to

>draw a rectangle around the street signs to post
ah ye

>learn how to communicate with humans
thats what this general is for right?

i am a renting runt

>go to Devon to see gran
>everyone is white
>come back home
>pakis and niggers everywhere

Ahh yes

business idea: drink diethyl ether instead of alcohol, as it gets hydrolysed in the stomach to two molecules of ethanol so you get twice as drunk per unit volume

this

I carved a hole in the garage wall that reaches 2 degrees in the day and -2 at night

:^)

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haiti getting wrecked again by hurricane matthew

Hmm.. what? Why?

It's only 3% more white than my county but I didn't see any non whites

might comic suicide

someone stop him

can do 6 chin ups

once did 8

dude fear and loathing in las vegas lmao

DIY that went wrong

*advances the story*

not inhaling it you mug, drinking it

depends where you went desu

Exeter (and to a lesser extent) Plymouth have far higher levels of non-whites than the County average

t. Exeter

>good looking but socially retarded and no friends

Somebody obliterate me

>Dennis the Menace is a daily syndicated newspaper comic strip
>Coincidentally, a UK comic strip of the same name debuted in the same month. The two are not related

CLEAR evidence of our world colliding with parallel ones. stay woke

Ah yes, public broadcasters
abc.net.au/news/2016-10-04/Cred Forums-owner-flags-potential-changes-for-struggling-site/7903078

I was in Kingsbridge desu

Oldie central

too much foreskin

>tfw brit on holiday
>too scared to post in /brit/ because everyone will tell me to FOY

>No signature on the letter and /brit/ still falls for it

good lad, never stop improving xx

>good looking

Business idea: drop out of uni and live the bennies life

>t. Exeter
Fuck off rah twat

FOY

Take that back

need glasses like those

think my third eye is getting a cataract

Already did that, don't reccomend it

Dunno what to make of these Cred Forums pass posters, conflicted

Will I be opening this australian internet link about news in australia, a country in which I do not reside, and pull data from servers on the other side of the globe potentially taking upwards of 2 seconds to load the entire page?

No, no I will not be doing that. The link will remain unopened and you have wasted your time in posting it here.

FOB

Doing a wait for the bus

>mfw trannies just take pictures of their legs because they know they will never look like a girl

Steve?

What the fuck is /vip/ all about this chinky cunt has gone mental

Reminder that all of you with passes, especially in the last few days, are utterly fucked when hiro sells your data

My gf:

youtube.com/watch?v=qjuzsaODp-0

don't forget their wigs and flat arses

FOA (Fuck Off Argyle)

what data?

nice, she's my gf too

spot on

yeh but we get a super secret board haha

Just walked down a street and got mugged by some cholos

>Muh data
Literally couldn't care less tbqh you fedora reddit gayboy x

no I think you will find she was my gf first and is in an exclusive relationship with me, not you, you are mistaken

Gonna head off to the rifle club later lads

Just how big is Cred Forums in Australia? Why the fuck are ABC reporting that

Really fucking weird

>stereo asmr

nice cathedral x

>muh data

ah yes i'm sure advertisers will love to read how often i've been doing a poo

>/brit/ personalities gossipping about each other on /vip/
Very bloody bent

10% of the population use it

it seems you're the one who's mistaken friend. you may have a very similar looking girlfriend but I can assure you, you're incorrect.

herts wants you to know he's back from work

I'd start moving your money to another account now dickheads
That's going to be full of shit and has no topic
No one will bother going there in a week anyway

Would quite like a fuck a bloke just to see what it feels like
Not gay tho, just want to know what it feels like and whether I'd enjoy it

S H O R E D I T C H

kln

they dont have my account details though

things are bad lads
very very bad
need to kill myself soon

Wtf do you think I am, limeyboi

Need a bf

Mental
I thought Australia was supposed to be a normie country

oi oi

me checking myself out in the mirror

Just bought an Arizona green tea for $3.40

why are canadians so hateable?

how do you know hes in the navy?

hello guys

>lelelele 4chin's full of fat virgin neckbeard weirdos leeeeeeeel
>>>/reddit/

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W I L M S L O W

Aussies are normans, but the entertaining, funny, goodlooking and intellectual kind

They wanna see me drown
Trying to hold the mandem down
Cuz I shut down Shoreditch car park
And I got bars like Camden town

how do i show off i have a pass lads

>Arizona Green Tea
Was thinking about getting some of this from the 'trose but it's bare expensive. Is it nice?

remarkable how it's always beta virgin basement dwellers who make such a huge deal about "roasties" that don't look like the porn star fannies they're used to wanking off to

regular well adjusted men who have healthy sex lives never cause such a commotion because it's such a childish thing to do. it's honestly comparable to childish women who make a big deal about men being uncircumcised

>Bonsoir m'lady, I do indeed hail from the verdant Wiltshire

hehe

They try to imitate others and fail at every step, failure is just in their blood

thanks x

Brit on holiday here

Just saw on advert on TV for earthquake insurance lmao

I'm in fucking Colorado

Yea it's alright, but beware they add a bit of sugar. Try the Arnold Palmer blend if they have that in bongland.

It's 99 cents at the paki shop but the uni food court robbed me for 3.40

>We're not going to slow down and we don't want to stop getting Cred Forums in the media. This isn't just shitposting anymore, this is turning into a real political movement. We want to give whites the racial consciousness and ideological tools necessary to defend themselves when whites inevitably become a minority in Western nations by mid-century due to declining white birth rates and increasing non-white immigration.
>The shitposting and memes are just a way to get our message out there and make people curious about us.

doing a cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=3mmWYdonr3Y

I ate sixteen saltines

I arranged to suck a lad's willy today but I cancelled at the last minute. I hope he isn't too angry because it was a really nice willy.

I do this and I already have a gf

Think I've discovered the meaning of life:

Kinder bueno dipped in nutella

C R E W E

In a row or all at once?

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Like this
>; ; Cred Forums pass user since March 2ppp

Just got off the phone with him lad
he's fuming

snap

Where are you? I was in Colorado Springs a few months ago. Found it pretty difficult to breathe for the first day

lovin' the crewe

what?

The lite stuff sucks

Don't understand the whole "le whites are declining because it's too expensive to raise a family these days"

Yet at the same time poor third worlders are breeding like rabbits even though they can't afford a thing

Whites are just lazy losers too pussy to have sex

alri herts

Can't test my crew nah they're dreaming
Man might bust his head off the ceiling

cannot wait until Cred Forums shuts down

how many career shitposters will top themselves

normies need to fuck off the FONT out of here

me

Don't pretend you won't miss the old gal

the so called herts will

wow you're retarded

I have drunken your bitches colognette.

nah he's right desu

What's the matter senpai? Still can't come to terms that your gf left you for Dayshawn?

The job center is forcing me into work lads.

Not happy about this at all.

Just stuffed myself with chicken after only having 400 calories the rest of the day

I hate myself

At least DNP will minimise the damage

2015 lads

that's just the kind of guy i am

what work mate?

he's wrong on every level

declining white birth rates has nothing to do with poverty. in fact, it's quite the opposite

He's a somalian pirate

that's not what he's talking about though

he's saying the reasoning often given is bullshit

Going to ribenas meetup in a black ski mask (but I don't ski)

im a girl so no

the german said something stupid again

Life is a lot better when you do stuff rather than laze about online lads

Doing all sorts of shit in the evening now, feels great, don't feel like I'm wageslaving quite so much.

You should try it.

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step one: have friends

always wake up and think "nah think il have a night off the weed tonight" but then 6pm rolls around and its all i can think about

will never understand how people regard weed as not addictive

good post

The true reason is feminism
Women want to have a fulfilling career instead of pumping out babies and being a housewife

Do I have a Cred Forums pass symbol

but you just said hes in the royal navy. whats wrong with you?

In a workhouse?

Mr Kev will see you now

just shitposting with complete ease lads

don't mind me

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dunno, i just do weed and get drunk alone and then shitpost, i kind of like it dude

In a call centre but my only call centre experience is 2 weeks unpaid that they forced me on.

"no"

twitter.com/VirginTrains/status/783303494187057152

Villalad did you see this?

no

what do you do in the evenings?

competition is the law of the jungle but cooperation is the law of civilisation

no

you are not elite like me

not an argument
tell us the true reason then clever clogs
let's fucking hear it

Just got a job offer working an unpaid trial period to see if they like me

the german retorts with yet another compelling argument

received this intriguing email the other day lads
anyone know what it might mean?

kek

hahaha savage

Having children just isn't a priority.

How to avoid poverty:
>education
>job
>marriage
>house
>children

It's exactly what the Amish do -- they have tons of kids -- granted they don't need higher education (or even high school) because they generally do tradework.

>Women want to have a fulfilling career instead of pumping out babies and being a housewife

I agree to some extent. Most of the original suffragettes were middle class. But with work came a lot of other freedoms, why would women give them up willingly?