Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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こんにちは。

まゆゆ乙

Ohayo gozaimasu and welcome to the Japanese thread.

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こんばんは

お前は嬉しい?

It's getting a bit late

Should I watch one more episode or go to sleep?

I have not woman to hug.
I wannt...

How many of you used 2channel when Hiro was there? How did you guys get rid of him?

They warned us that pay to post boards would happen, and I'm worried that other stuff they warned us about will happen, too, like him selling our information and starting malicious ad deals.

>tfw 日本人は俺がきらいだ

もちろん

*kills mayuyu for being a communist*

who's next?

頭悪い雑誌だな。

someone should assassinate him

youtu.be/N3y0nL5BxsU
それは夢

Hillary?

youtube.com/watch?v=UWBEXwGQmm0

Can I have a question? Is it rude to call a waiter at restaurant?

You.

Joke's on you, I'm not a communist

雑コラすこ

No

I've never heard it be considered rude to call them as long as you're acting polite. We call waiters sometimes if they're walking past and we're waiting for food or need more water or something

Could be different in america

>Is it rude to call a waiter at restaurant?
Not really rude, but people usually don't call out to grab a waiter's attention. You usually try to make eye contact or wait for them to come close to your table.

Just don't call them "garcon", user.

Hachimantai is incredibly beautiful right now

Obviously "garcon" is rude if you're in an English speaking country, the proper term is "boy"

どうしてチンコがない?

So fast to delete.

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Ok I will say "excusez-moi! ça s'il vous plaît? "

You guys are good at English. Why don't you like america?
youtube.com/watch?v=JozAmXo2bDE

まゆゆ日本語話せる?
Skypeで喋ってみたい

>まゆゆ日本語話せる?
いいえ

this is a theread for language, there is no talking oportunity. It seems shit.

結婚してください

Are you a woman? I think he is guy.

まじかよ死ね

女ですか
女性のような男子ですか


180cm

助けて(´・ω・`)
Is there a difference between どちら and どっち or are they both used for the exact same thing? Which one is more common?

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どっちとどちらとどっちの方が一番良いかな

same meaning i think
but i feel どちら is more polite than どっち

どちら is polite.
どっち is casual.
I think the meaning of them are same basically.

Would you date an average-looking, 5/10 girl?

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I'm getting erect

ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん!!!あぁああああ…ああ…あっあっー!あぁああああああ!!!ルイズルイズルイズぅううぁわぁああああ!!!あぁクンカクンカ!クンカクンカ!スーハースーハー!スーハースーハー!いい匂いだなぁ…くんくんんはぁっ!ルイズ・フランソワーズたんの桃色ブロンドの髪をクンカクンカしたいお!クンカクンカ!あぁあ!!間違えた!モフモフしたいお!モフモフ!モフモフ!髪髪モフモフ!カリカリモフモフ…きゅんきゅんきゅい!!小説12巻のルイズたんかわいかったよぅ!!あぁぁああ…あああ…あっあぁああああ!!ふぁぁあああんんっ!!アニメ2期放送されて良かったねルイズたん!あぁあああああ!かわいい!ルイズたん!かわいい!あっああぁああ!コミック2巻も発売されて嬉し…いやぁああああああ!!!にゃああああああああん!!ぎゃああああああああ!!ぐあああああああああああ!!!コミックなんて現実じゃない!!!!

Yes, I do with glee.

あ…小説もアニメもよく考えたら…ル イ ズ ち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い?にゃあああああああああああああん!!うぁああああああああああ!!そんなぁああああああ!!いやぁぁぁあああああああああ!!はぁああああああん!!ハルケギニアぁああああ!!この!ちきしょー!やめてやる!!現実なんかやめ…て…え!?見…てる?表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てる?
表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!ルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!挿絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!!アニメのルイズちゃんが僕に話しかけてるぞ!!!よかった…世の中まだまだ捨てたモンじゃないんだねっ!いやっほぉおおおおおおお!!!僕にはルイズちゃんがいる!!やったよケティ!!ひとりでできるもん!!!あ、コミックのルイズちゃああああああああああああああん!!いやぁあああああああああああああああ!!!!あっあんああっああんあアン様ぁあ!!シ、シエスター!!アンリエッタぁああああああ!!!タバサァぁあああ!!ううっうぅうう!!俺の想いよルイズへ届け!!ハルゲニアのルイズへ届け

キム君、荒らさない

抜きたい?

わかる

読み書きできるのに話せないって不思議だよな
普通は話せるけど読み書きできないのが多いのに
日本人は前者タイプだが

ところで童貞?

もちろん

ホモ・エレクトスになったのですか。
新エボリューション段階おめでとうございます。

抜くのが上手?

It's 9/10 in Japan.

Homo sapiens sum.

Yes, I'm good at fapping.

Isn't it forbidden for being unclean?
What if your parents knew?

君たちは凄い人だのを忘れない!
Don't forget you are all awesome!

What about a 6/10 girl?

イェス

I'm already filthy, so I have nothing to be afraid of.

ダンガンロンパ3を観てるけど面白いな

I hope you clean up afterwards

I was surprised that the story in Japanese.

that's more than a 6

読み書きできない
話すことがとても下手
聞くことが少しだけ出来る

日本に住んでいる犬と同じような日本語の能力

どうして日本語で書けるのと思っているバカ

It's more like a 4

I wish I was Japanese. Being Finnish is suffering.

You wouldn't say such things if you had any understanding of the level of suffering that comes from being British.

You're not far off from being Japanese you know

どのぐらい長い?

rate my start up
pic related

今期は夏目友人帳だな

10/10

Not so far because it led here

classic peru

perfect

I'm out.

10/10 would invest $5

I wonder how nobody already thought an idea similar to my start up plan
several society problems are easy and cheap to solve

Me too, and I'm not even Finnish.

Is it gay to refer to your friends with くん?

You will stay poor forever

That would get you a controlling stake

返事してください

I realize I'm late to the party, but I just found randomyoko's channel.
Are attitudes like this common in Japan:

youtube.com/watch?v=5q-8FC1fjoA
youtube.com/watch?v=yUelX8kBThk

As I see it the whole channel is that fox Yoko seducing jap losers and western beta men into supporting a jap ultra-nationalist agenda.

>class B shares
>controlling stake

>youtube.com/watch?v=yUelX8kBThk
She sounds like a Russian from a 1980s American action movie.

WTF magical Pepe, your reply didn't give me a (You)

>美女

If they're your age or older, yes

Domo
Arigatou

Fuck
Off

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