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is janny a retard?

Kill yourself. Deleting 2 threads just so you could make your unfunny joke in the OP? No wonder Cred Forums is going down the tubes, staff quality is trash.

maybe hes upset because he's going to lose his "job"

Im not a janny, jackass

Where are hot pockets xdddd?

What do those blocks have that AdBlock doesn't?
Youtube is starting to get really nasty with its anti-adblockers.

Fuck off retarded mod, you deleted 2 threads, one of which was after the bump limit.

Fuck the janny lads

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if I was a mod, dont you think I wouldve deleted your posts

who here /baggedwater/

There is literally nothing wrong with being Canadian.

Don't let his charisma fool you. Many rich people, not to mention CEOs in general, are immoral pieces of shit. There's no doubt in my mind that Martin is an elitist who believes the rules of the world do not apply to him. It doesn't really help that people are impressed and even attracted to this behavior, even if it comes at the expense of others--just look at where it has gotten Donald Trump.

>he keeps his milk in bags

Its really getting pathetic at this point, you aren't convincing anyone. Why delete 2 Canadian OPs and then make an OP that pokes fun at Canadians after?

Embarrassing to be honest, can't wait for you to be relegated back to your subreddit

ok

please do not bully our american friend. it was just a harmless joke bud.

how much Cred Forums actually cost to operate?

I think you're autistic m8

>21 replies
>11 posters

absolutely neck yourself

how much would it cost to buy Cred Forums?

about two posts per person?

bout tree fiddy

shut yer trap wimp

i wonder what hiro paid for it

apparently it was estimates to be worth 45k in 2010

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Don't know man, his company openly gave me company research information when I was writing my thesis on toxoplasma gondii, which is exactly why that shit of a drug daraprim needs to be changed. You're literally taking chemotherapy when you pop one of those pills. I honestly believe Martin was placing most of the profits made from the 5000% increase into R&D to find a new, better and safer version of the drug.

what did he mean by this

I need to eat janny's shit

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Going to make it my life goal to colonise this area desu lads. First plan of action will be to eject all liberals, which will mean a complete devastation of cities like Portland and Vancouver. Secondly, once the population is small enough, I close all the borders and run the country as a self-sufficient and isolationist state. Every man will have a beautiful house and a plot of land, and a qt traditional wife.

Will you join me in making this dream a reality? I can expand on any details if needed.

"We need to remove some boards"
*adds more stupid fucking pointless boards*

you have my rifle bud

high bandwidth boards you dumbdumb
for example removing /o/ doesn't do anything but removing /wsg/ could actually help

Are you already in the area? I'll need all the sleeper agents I can get, ready and waiting to be mobilised at a moment's notice.

finally a british idea I can agree with
I'm behind you all the way

>he actually thinks simply deleting boards will help with traffic & bandwidth issues

no, but i do plan on moving out west later in my life.

Answer me these questions nine,
Or youe shall surely all be mine;
‘What is greener than the grass?
What is smoother than crystal glass?
‘What is louder than a horn?
What is sharper than a thorn?
‘What is brighter than the light?
What is darker than the night?
‘What is keener than an axe?
What is softer than melting wax?
‘What is rounder than a ring?’

‘To you we thus our answers bring;
'Envy is greener than the grass,
Flattery smoother than crystal glass.
‘Rumour is louder than a horn,
Hunger is sharper than a thorn.
‘Truth is brighter than the light,
Falsehood is darker than the night.
‘Revenge is keener than an axe,
Love is softer than melting wax.
‘The world is rounder than a ring,

To you we thus our answers bring.
‘Thus you have our answers nine,
And we never shall be thine.’

hiro likes adding pointless boards, just look at /his/ and /news/
move the red line south to get rid of all the chicanos too please

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Cred Forums dying would actually be beneficial to imageboards as a whole.

See, that's what I never got about those suicides where kids blow their own faces off
>get bullied constantly, to the point where you want to end it all
>go under your dads bed and find his gun
>kill yourself instead of raining bullets on those who made you like this
fucking what

The first smart Canadian post in a while.

Good to hear it lad.

Do it sooner rather than later and infiltrate Vancouver from within.

In what way will moving the border further south mean less Mexicans? If anything I'd have it further north, but I wanted to secure northern Cali, as well as Utah and Colorado.

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But if you kill yourself, people will blame the bullies for your suicide and they will pretty much have to live the rest of their lives with your death in their conscience

I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear

I would go out tonight but no where out there is good

I would go out tonight but I might get my dick sucked.

I would go out tonight but I'd rather get drunk and watch the Office (UK)

I would go out tonight but I have no where to go but Cred Forums

I would go out tonight but its dark and spooky

I would go out tonight but I've recently found myself paralysed by existential angst and the thought of leaving my house is just as meaningless as the thought of staying in.

i dont want to go out tonight

>(UK)
Disgusting

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

>(UK)
Very good taste.

I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUMB

He that would not when he might, he should not when he would.

Just go out and do some weird shit

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEERE

Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin, /cum/?

I accidentally dropped my music player into the bin, and there is now piss on it.

BECOME SO TIRED

SO MUCH MORE AWAARE

BY BECOMING THIS

I'm throwing a cereal box around to entertain myself

ALL I WANT TO DO

IS BE MORE LIKE MEEEEE

Is canada snowing yet i wanna see some snow fuck texan heat

AND BE LESS LIKE YOOUUU

When I reached into the bin, my backhand touched the piss-soaked kitchen paper and I've not washed it yet.

How was your day, Medkit-san?

it only rains where i live

Nope. Thank god too.
Fucking hate snow.

Want an 18 yr old to ride the dicc. Where to find?

Your local abortion clinic, silly.

Can't you see that you're smothering me?

Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control

My house~

'Cause everything that you thought I would be