/brit/

new thread
new me

No barrel, not even one where the hoops and staves go every which way, was ever split open like one frayed Sinner I saw, ripped from chin to where we fart below.
His guts hung between his legs and displayed His vital organs, including that wretched sack Which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.
As I stared at him he looked back And with his hands pulled his chest open, Saying, "See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face Cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken."

waste of a first post

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lmao for what

Thoughts on the Class 950 lads?

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Holy shit there's literally a board you have to pay to shitpost on. We've literally got Cred Forums gold and special snowflake statuses

moot are you out there? Google must have paid you a decent amount by now, save your baby

t. Russian licker

He sits in the catalog refreshing once it gets about the time for a new

just got myself a home-made coffee enema, but it didn't go very well
apparently i should have let it cool first.

The fall of Cred Forums is evident, it draws many a comparison to the fall of rome

>Jannies abusing their powers (does it for free ffs)
>An influx of redditors
>Incompetent leadership
>Economic strain
>An influx of shitposting, putting absolutely 0 into the gimmick economy
>Strange and foreign fetishes being introduced e.g. blacked
>Divisions between boards, elitism, VIP boards
>"Meme magic" and various cancerous sects

bet she wont order anything

/vip/er master race

Welcome to the future captchafag

>tfw 5'4 and built like an icelandic barista

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she has really wide shoulders and a really long neck

me on the right

UNIT 1
PERIOD STUDY 1
GIMMICKRY, PERSONALITY AND SOCIETY IN /brit/ c.2013–2016

Answer ONE question in Section A and ONE question in Section B

>Section A
>Answer one question only from this section

1. How successfully did Poleaboo establish himself as a /brit/ personality?
[30]

2. How far do you agree that Lisicki edits were the dominant form of gimmick culture in /brit/ from 2014-2015?
[30]

>Section B
>Answer only one question from this section

3. To what extent did reddit migration and the rise of redditflags have on the fall of quality within /brit/?
[30]

4. Was poor Janny administration mainly responsible for rampant runt rebellions in the summer of 2016?
[30]

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sounds like my kind of gyal

Reminder if you are wearing shoes of this style in 2016 you are a confirmed drone runt and your pineal is dangerously calcified.

my arse

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

Fuck off

not much arse on you, mate

sad cases

like how you didn't you basic this time you nignog twat

Weigh 640,000 kg fully loaded and built like a strategic airlift cargo aircraft made in the former Soviet Union

*tries to lift up sleeve and read cheat notes underneath but sees the invigilator walking towards me*

>like how you didn't you basic this time you nignog twat
Nice England runt

your words DO hurt people

Literally just a 150 with lots of expensive equipment attached to it.

Rasheed

Thoughts on the Class 142; the Official locomotive of the so-called Northern Powerhouse?

finished the novels of kafka

don't think hes that good

dont want Cred Forums to be bought by someone who is involved in a legal dispute

the website will be seized as shrekli wont comply with police (eg. fappening) because he thinks he is some criminal gangster

Thoughts on the Class 68 lads?

big if true

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me on the left

me on the knee

NEED A Shoe0nHead gf

I prefer the Spruce Goose.

doing a sip

this is nicer than the trains we have here

*turns on blues and twos*
Alright mate pull it over

as the originator of the /britvip/ gimmick id like you to stop because im not giving hrioshima my credit card info so he can steal my money

always get very sad and not very happy in the evenings lads

don't like it

>2016
>roshe ones

is anybody really still wearing those? I wear frees, pegasus and ultra boosts desu

>a pound of fruit in every bottle
FOY

Nice yank beverage

George you old slag

it's the Brent mister general

It depends on what part of the country you come from

fuck off mong

been ignoring this huge lump on my gum for about 6 months now

work tomorrow

yeah my mate fingered zac efron outside of an underage disco in dublin

AMA

>massive influx of 'sheeds
>death of railway culture and the urban trolley
>motorways

all in the same time period. coincidence? I think not. There's a reason they call them cageniggers,

trainspotting is british culture and if your opinion is anything other than positive or neutral you're probably a 'sheed.

gf has been sacked lads

ulaan bataar is by far the most polluted place i've ever been

the woke gf

>woke

Good god nigger culture is insufferable

>tfw too woke for /brit/

it's the pineal gland gimmick with a different word

Don't forget that they've being replaced by former Underground trains with diesel engines found in the Ford Transit

funnily enough the british government did try to sell the 142s to the canadians in '86

>Mrs May says she could not remember declaring as a teenager that she wanted to be prime minister
Wonder what May wanted to do to the country when she was young desu.

Liking this Anglo-Nippo alliance

i have to ride a fucking 142 twice a day

occasionally there might be a nice train on the way to/from work, it's remarkable how much more pleasant modern trains are to those old shitboxes

Drunk as hell watching british tv wishing I was born a brit. At least I'm anglo

youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4

choon

neutral 2bh

you are correct that 'sheeds get triggered by it

See plenty of fuccbois in them every single day in town.

she wanted to be cute

>At least I'm anglo
>t. Gianni Krausenheimer-Hernandez

youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c

literal choon

>My PM can't be this cute

>At least I'm anglo

Ardoyne's in North Belfast la. Unsure how I feel about this edition.

I think it's a treat when a 150 operates my service to or from work instead of a 142

Anywhere else in the country, if a 150 replaced your train home you'd be super dissapointed

fuck off kraut

Pretty sure people who say "stay woke" aren't being ironic though.

I did not see a single white person in London.

he fucking got you

im disappointed lads

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normans get off my board bweeeeeeeee

>implying you weren't the actual target

we fucking got you m8 hahaha

maybe try opening your eyes fully next time
oh wait you can't haha

this exactly, 150s are the trains i may get 1 time out of 10 if i'm lucky

i get that nice tingly feeling in my bollocks when i see one of these semi-decent trains pulling into the station than a shitty 142

youtube.com/watch?v=VGJ2FbVBvyE

fucks sake

I never went to London because I'm too poor ahaha

I had a 156 replace my 142 recently
I came all over the place

Doing a remember about that awkward flirting her and I did. It was like the pair of us were 12 years old or some shit.

can you see the yurt villages from your flat?

1 month tomorrow until the next sesh with the lads fuckin gonna be the longest month of my life

fuck off underage

these trains had better start operating in the teesside area soon

read this as "next sersh" and had a bit of a cry

Upsets me to see more and more frequent use of 4chinz maymays outside of 4chinz itself

>tfw turned down sex as a 12 year old like a retard and have never had the opportunity since

how do you feel about the Chinese destroying your country with heavy industry?

>tfw 5'9 16 stone skinnyfat

really need to recomp and get jacked

>user why don't you come over here and help me put on some more lotion?

i.4cdn.org/r9k/1475607472591.jpg

have a tummy ache lads

Train's here

Train anoraks MUST leave this thread now.

she'd be creaming all over this cock of mine. neighbors would certainly hear

hurry up with my pizza mohammed

rasheed

We're both in our 20s.

nnnnnnnnnhhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngngngggggggggggg lnhngrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGGGGGGGGGHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

where do we go when Cred Forums dies

>tfw 1224sq ft and built like a 4 bed Barratt newbuild

mohammed "the unstoppable"?

holy shit

i just created a binaural reese bass and it's fucking FAT

We destroy the world

>working Saturday
>still 4 working days left of the week
>then 1 (one) day of rest then 5 more working days

is this how humans are meant to live

how did we survive before teeth brushes

youre an obese manlet mate

*enters /brit/*
*sniffs the air*
*notices a distinct shit-cotton blend smell*
Yank hours draw near....
*loads the gun*

why do you lot mock barratt new builds? home ownership of any type is a pipe dream for the vast majority of people under 30. i'd love to have a house, regardless of what it was

>tfw the gf has congenital central hypoventilation syndrome
scares me a lot it does, lads

>Two week holiday coming up after this week
>Going to Germany with the GF for a week
>Gonna be able to stay up and watch the US presidential debate Sunday
>Get paid at the end of this week too
>Got a bonus and mileage coming in

Literally can't wait

ah yes, retail

mum's fucking grounded me so I can't go to the astral plane any more ffs

Trains are objectively a Rorke topic
If you tell us to leave you're definitely a Rasheed

processed foods didn't exist so our teeth weren't subjected to barrage of sugars

t. food and historian expert

set me some deep arse asmr then

You determine the time by how long you haven't washed yourself lad? Strange but then again you're australian

Sent from my financed iPhone 7 in my 20 year mortgaged baratt new build in the greater manchester commuter belt

idk
every other chan is either slow as fuck or just shit, imageboard culture is archaic now, shit like Reddit and similar sites are the big dogs now.

desu Hiro is a complete idiot, even opening a pateron would bring at least some extra income.

At this point I don't think it's going to die per se, it's just going to turn to complete shit to a point where we won't really want to browse here anymore.

We'll know of its existence, it might make the news here or there but its roots will be completely lost and we'll have no desire to come here

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I work in a call centre actually and I'll have you know it is VERY important work, reflected in the generous pay packet of £16.5k.

reminder girls don't wash

>working tomorrow, thursday and saturday

just end it all now ;_;

Part of me wants to modernize, (because I like electronics) but sometimes I wish we could all return to the old ways.

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

lads

can you prove that you're even mongolian?

the 'tube

Yout not real mongol u porxy bich

found this on my brothers laptop

MONGOLS OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

reddits been on the way out for years, plus it's been taken over by sjw nolife mods on a powertrip

>tfw 5'6 16 stone

skinnyfat sucks

pajamas

Just been out for a pint with me dad

i've been on /brit/ the longest AMA

Would heem them both tbqh

Back from the gym lads

Caught some milfs mirin

All I want to do is live a comfy and undisturbed life in the Pacific Northwest, but I'm afraid to leave England and my family behind desu.

is that his bastard son?

YOU'LL DO NUTTIN

when did you fall on your cunt fucking head and forget that ive actually been here the longest?

The Middle Ages never happened and it's currently the year 1719.

wuu2

yeh. he prefers him to his other fat lazy sons.

I mean similar megasites, Facebook and Reddit are more or less the same deal now.

though things like twitter, instagram and snapchat are more popular, which are barely anything.

hating on the kid
but I don't want to live

The guy on the right reminds me of someone but I can't quite place him
fuck sake hate it when this happens.

who /cheekyboostofgak/ here

>all of the good kings never existed

Uncomfy thought

its chuck norris you stupid cunt

i can't stop myself saying leave when I mean leaf

that can be arranged

god i wish i was arnie's bastard son. He's set for life

What are his other sons like?

#justukipthings

WENGA IN

Nostalgia

yeah but nah because that's me

yep

pretty fucking bent

as i had suspected

What really?
Not really a fan of Norris so I haven't seen any pictures of him recently.

solved israel palestine lads (have a method)

big fan of vintage gimmicks

alright mohammed what've you done with my fucking pizza

chillin

u

/brit/ I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeyMEN here in the tread!

my life is meaningless without her

Age of War? Looks ridiculously more simple than I remember

youtube.com/watch?v=nlNr-Vf9L2c

memes have transcended the digital and entered reality

sorry do i know you?

yes

Lads its so cold

There are people ITT with this jacket

your (and her) life is meaningless anyway senpai just do a bit of bouldering and you'll be sweet

fingered you outside a club in marlow

youtube.com/watch?v=vvRh1jHLveA

youll have to be more specific

my foot on the left

>slashes your back so all the stuffing bursts out

Beat this a couple weeks ago.

Reminder: ISIS at 20:42

How easy is it to fit a front door? I don't like mine.

just shat in a pakis mouth

this you yeah

/brit/ meetup at creation indoor climbing centre this weekend midday sunday

do it to me next

It's Goretex. You heard about Goretex?

me smack dab in the middle

I'll be there :3

alright open wide

that's shooped, i know this girl

here's a real picture of her

really jos'

the gf

wharrgblglg haha