Hum something to me, user

>user, I've gotta confess something, and I'm not sure you're going to like it. In an odd, arguably cruel fashion, I'm glad that you spent all those years alone. No doubt your stories of spending countless days and nights isolated make me sad, but in a sense it's because of those stories that you're here, with me today. I hope that doesn't sound incredibly cruel, and I hope I can make all those lonesome years worth it in the end. I really do.

The last time I went on a date.

She never talked to me again.

i never make eye contact with anyone when out in public so pretty much never

me

Oh no...it came...higher than an aeroplane!

>you will never be an adolescent on vacation in California with your mom and two sisters in a 2010 VW Beetle that your mom rented driving along the Pacific Coast Highway and later through the Santa Lucia Mountains onward to San Fransico and in those several hours realize how much else must exist in the vastness of this planet and decide you want to spend whatever time you have exploring as much of it as possible and later start maintaining several documents tracking places you'd like to visit, customs of said places, and trends in plane-ticket prices among other things, living and breathing for these future prospects and then grow old during which time time molds you into something entirely disparate from what you were as an adolescent without the capacity to even remember how, and when and why everything went wrong and try desperately to conjure concrete images of your youth but only find an indistinct haze as you take another sip from your drink that's neither bitter nor sweet but just meanders infintely in the delicate region of tastelessness seated in your mom's old room staring out the window and remember how much it used to rain in this town when you were young and wonder why it doesn't anymore

...

>Have you ever been in love, user? Odd question - I know. It's just, I don't think you believe it's possible that someone could ever love you. That's the feeling I get, anyway. Am I wrong?

...

>Hey, user. Thanks for meeting up with me. I suppose I'll start by telling you that I'm moving back to Chicago. Just gonna rent out a space at my folks' place, and try getting hired at a nearby publisher. Also, no I haven't been answering my phone. I'm sorry, and I hope you weren't worried. The past week or so's rendered me a bit dissolved, and I believed it a disservice to you, and especially myself, to foster any sort of interaction until my raw emotions had yielded, and I'd regained some sense of composure. I'm better now, and I can share what's been on my mind. Once, when I believed you were a misunderstood, but good-natured creature of ill-circumstance, I promised I'd never leave you, but our time together has taught me otherwise and I've no other choice. Perhaps the worst part is that you've yet to even realize that you're the problem here. I mean, with a single hour of interaction others are privy to your covert narcissism and the compensatory fervor with which you consume music, so how in the world aren't you? You don't actually believe that you're superior to other people because you spend 12 hours a day catalouging and listening to music, right? Of course you don't, but I wonder, in fact I've been wondering for the past week, what would happen if through some miracle you were forced to drop that charade and present yourself with an iota of sincerity. I suppose I'll never know, but what I do know is that after this conversation ends, when I'm sitting on the train heading back home, you'll be at yours, trying to repair the tattered remnants of your psyche and convince yourself of whatever masturbatory rhetoric you've become fluent with. I know that you'll try to hate me, but never will, especially never more than you hate yourself. Don't bother trying to contact me.

oh fuck i remember this shit the last time someone posted this thread
this weird greentext shit that gradually gets more morbid

>hum Jordaan Mason to me, user

Why would you post this.

What's your qt gf's favorite tune to cuddle to, Cred Forums?

fuck off

>Have fun last night, lil bro? David told me you went over there to hang out, and you got high and passed out in a guest room. He had to carry you to his car and give you a ride back. I figured you wouldn't remember. Mom doesn't know. Don't worry. No point in weighing down her weak, old heart with the fact that her son is an irresponsible burnout among everything else. But it's not me you should be thanking, it's David. He's the one that invited you and then cleaned up whatever messes you left behind. Honestly, user: Just what exactly are you waiting for? If you were expecting a hand-out, last night was it, and you wasted it unconscious in someone's guest room. Did you hang out with anyone in college, at all? Because I know what you did in high school, and if your college experience thus far resembles that, then last night was the first time in rougly a decade that anyone has volunteered to occupy their time with you, and all you did was give them a reason to never do that again. And for the record, David didn't invite you out of pity. I mean, yeah he noticed that you were alone all the time and he felt bad, but he thought you'd have something to say, something interesting to contribute, something more than that sullen silence if given a chance. I just don't want you contorting last night's events into some silent, spiteful protest. You know I'm just glad that mom's not around to see the ineffectual, failure of a son you've become. We both know that she'd find some way to blame herself despite how obvious it is that you shot yourself in the foot and, be it through stubborness or spite, refused help. Anyway, before I leave you should know that I don't hate you or anything, becaue you're my brother. But I sincerely suggest you disappear, somehow, someway, before mom recovers. You are a lingering burden that this family cannot afford to keep around anymore. Think about it this way: Killing yourself would actually be the most generous thing you've ever done for us.

>tfw when you'll never be besides a woman you thought only existed in dreams, holding one another close on a lumpy but familiar mattress at two in the morning, long after the heat of lust and the post-coital glow and just happy in one another's arms... and you can scooch your butt down playfully but gently so your heads are at the same level on the pillows as you quietly turn your head sideways to whisper in her rosy ear "let the bodies hit the..."

Hummmm hum-hum humhumhumhum, hey Jude

>ywn hum with her d*ck in your mouth

>user, do you know I used to have insomnia? No, really! It probably seems strange, but I never thought to tell you, probably because it, among other things, improved around the time you entered my life. I know that it sounds strange! That's why I've been up thinking about it for the past hour! I mean, I used to be so messed up. Beyond a certain point I just must've existed as an unyielding string of mistakes. My outlook became so bleak. I used to think that, as humans, we were doomed to regret and lament our past because it's only our poor choices that we realize, the good ones all appearing par for the course and never imbuing pride or a sense of self-worth. Then I met you, and though I've known it subconsciously all along, I'm only now aware of how wrong I was. You're certainly not par for the course. Without a doubt you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, user. Every morning when I wake up beside you, remembering our pasts, I appreciate our present even more.

her dick is meant to be ignored, fag

okay babe, anything for you...

>WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA LIE FO'
>WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA LIE FO'
>WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA LIE FO'
>WHAT THE FUCK I GOTTA LIE FO'

>Feigning interactions with pictures on your computer again, user? That's just pathetic.

fuck you bitch shut the fuck up idiot

fuck off moron urf UCKING stupid

All I want is for a qt trap to tenderly massage my anus with her feminine penis.

Disembowel yourself

>I don't get you, user. You stare at me in class, finally muster the might to ask me out, and now that I'm here, you stare sullenly and act like you don't even want me around. Let's get something straight: It was you that called me, yet I'm the only one talking, looking even remotely enthused. I recognize that you're shy, but I thought with a gentle nudge you'd amount to something sociable. I suppose you thought the same thing when you asked me out, too? Well, you clearly don't understand people, user. You probably don't even understand yourself.

No woman talks this eloquently.

>There are two kinds of men in the world, user: Those of influence, both good and bad, and the ineffectual, those that in the grandiose perspective don't matter. You're obviously the latter, but recently I've been thinking that's not too bad a thing. Sure, in your 20 something years you've affected fewer than 5 people in any realistic sense, or accumulated any sense of achievement, but things could be worse. Look, what I'm trying, and failing, to convey gently is that you shouldn't resort to crass and violent means to feel you've contributed something to existence, not if it's only going to hurt others around you. I mean, I-I really hope this isn't horribly off-base or anything, but I see these guys, these guys that are only in their early 20's if even that old, these guys that are hardly even adults, all on the news for murdering their peers with increasing frequency and then I see you in class or hurrying to your dorm, always looking so distant and sullen, and I get nervous. And it's not just me, either. But anyway, I didn't approach you because I think we should be friends or something like that. Your demeanor suggests that you'd want to be friends with me just as much as I'd want to be friends with you. I just don't want you taking a life in a destructive, indirect expression of your malcontent and vitriol. There are more constructive outlets, and if those fail, a quiet suicide is a much better option.

youtube.com/watch?v=sCSKZnpTNNE

Holy fuck. Are you watching me? This one is way too accurate.

today

Last tuesday in my 2D design class.
Should I try smiling back Cred Forums????

Read George Eliot.

>Make a suicide pact with me, user. And don't pretend to be averse to the notion, either. For the past few months I've been reading your journal while you sleep, and I also sold your Pain Teens 7" for Oreos and red paint. Anyway, you should totally do it since your life serves no purpose without me anyway.

tfw no gf to double suicide with

>What's wrong, user? This is what you always wanted, isn't it? You're always harping about how "our senses wear out." This is your chance to spike your adrenaline, and to spite your existence. C'mon. We can jump together. I'll wait as long as you need, and then I'll see you at the bottom.

This post is a cruelty on yourself, your peers, and me. Why?

I'd hum c major and ask her to hum E Phrygian in unison. If she can't, I'd velociraptor the fuck out of there, yo.

>Last night I dreamt that I was walking through a city at night. It was raining, and across every street vapor rose from the tar and cement, and everyone seemed to me a stranger, even the neon signs nearby obscured by the haze. Crowds shuffled by, their consituents always a singular, featureless apparition of wet, black leather sheen, and lit smart-phone screens. Through those streets I drifted, an alien from comfort or kin, until arriving at a cluttered, cold and lonesome apartment and resigning myself to medication and sleep, and then I woke up. It was more like a nightmare. With your stories, and all that you've told me, I suppose that's how you felt for a very long time, and I'm sorry.

who tf writes these

probably r9k users

>user, do you ever ponder our position in history? Well, of course you do, but to what extent? It's bothering me a lot, lately. I feel as though behind and after us are eras of extravagance, and we're just a bridge to something better, a necessary mediocrity, and I'm not sure if I'd rather be complacent like most others or allow myself to be molded by this discontent, so the more I think about it, the more I regret it, or at least I think I do. Maybe I'd regret the decision to remain content too. Maybe I'm the mediocre one, too busy and narcissistic psychoanalyzing myself to realize this stupor is mine and mine alone... ...Sheesh! I've been rambling like an idiot again, haven't I? I'm sorry, user. At least I have you. I know I'll never be mediocre in your eyes, and that's enough for me.

>I'm sorry, user. I can't tell you how to reconcile your past and present. I can't offer you all of the answers. I just can't. What I can offer is my shoulders and spine to lean on, and my hands and heart to hold.

baileyposters come back

nobody here kill yourself alright?

you madman

youtu.be/YuDbrsZMaD8?t=35s

fucking unty I swear ..

When I'm weak I draw strength from you
And when you're lost I know how to change your mood
And when I'm down you breathe life over me
Even though we're miles apart we are each other's destiny

i should have kissed you on the boat and now its been 3 years and im sad and

never
2d girls arent real you pathetic WEEB
bloodhail
youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
unty is wild and im not sure if he's even joking anymore

She a qt

y'all weird af

Whhy

>There's always money in the banana stand
DROPPED

Radiorayorayorayoraradio cuz when i got the music i got a place to go

Miss, if you're not going to buy the mattress I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

Today, my gf :-)

>Mornin', sleepy head! This is what I look like in the morning. Surprise! Think you can drag an ugly goon like me around, calling me your girlfriend?

What are you babbling about?

i missed you tropicalcurtains

>tfw 75% of the board doesn't know who that is

Holy fucking shit dude

What this user said is true. None of these dialogue texts come across as realistic. They are written in language which would not flow well in speech. To add to that- weaving in more complex language does not enrich the text, it detracts from the message as it is so out of place. This girl is saying something extremely emotional, so use language which could realistically be composed in the moment. To make the text more interesting, use fairly basic imagery as this not only contributes to the emotion but does not distract the reader.

Why do you look like a child?

>You lost your best friend and your first real love all in one hit and everything got worse every time you tried to make it better. The best summer of your life is one you might never be able to find again, the endless summer you had created for yourself to live in but that was shattered so quickly. Slowly everything became normal again but normal isn't what lit the fire in your heart. What was his name again?

>But you don't get sad about it anymore, isn't that right? It's so far away, all of those memories are out of reach now. I guess you're happy deep down, because it gave you something to write about. It inspired you creatively and your ideas are so passionate and beautiful now. But what do you really want? Did you ever ask yourself that?

>You probably don't even understand yourself
Like anyone does? This is probably the hardest thing in the world do to. And I don't mean knowing what your favorite colors are and shit like that

me too

The Horst Wessel Lied.

why man

Flight of the bumblebee

TOO REAL

TOO FUCKING REAL

(snare x4)

>tfw Cred Forums has the best tfwnogf feels out of any board

lol i knew it was him when i saw shabak

I have a qt russian "internet" gf
she's in aberdeen
I still feel so lonely

music for this feel?

youtu.be/lCu_wd_bulw

These girlposts are all unty aren't they

prob
its pretty good though, really depressing for tfwnogf peeps

What a pathetic thread. U're all losers.

no, u

nuh-uh, u're mom

Pleeeeaaasee Dont Give Meeeee HIVeeeee

got me there

i know we didnt talk for that long but maybe if i would have said i was in love with you more than i had ever felt before, maybe if i had said anything other than just twisting it up into some ironic joke, then i wouldnt just be laying here remembering how you told me you never wanted to speak to me again. maybe then i would feel like i was anything other than completely empty after you said you couldnt keep me around in your life anymore. i know you felt more comfortable around me than you had with almost anyone, and i know you missed me when you said goodbye, but none of that matters now, because nothing matters now

>doesn't suck girlcock
stay pleb, loser

oh youre a cock fan?

name the last 5 penises youve sucked

Harry, Niall, Liam, Louis, Zayn

damn man

damn...

My gf and I made out to slanted and enchanted on cd last weekend that was fun

yesterday
but she was a coworker

Nobody talks like this in day to day conversations, that's the joke, dumbo.

hehehe

ONETWOTHREEFOUR

youtube.com/watch?v=kYaRV6EwI3U

it saddens me that nobody here seems to remember winterbro/tropicalcurtains anymore

>"our senses wear out."
I actually got that reference.

The first thing that popped in my head was the King of Carrot Flowers Part I so i guess that

"no, that's extremely gay"

youtube.com/watch?v=V9FprYu3gy4

Me on the left

>Sorry about getting your earphones tangled in my hair again, user... I understand if you don't want to cuddle and hum Earthmover to me tonight.

NO TOUCHING

THERE ARE PLACES I'LL REMEMBER
ALL MY LIIIIIIFE

...

This. How am I supposed to know if anyone smiles at me?

>No user I get it I get what you're saying but I just think listening to music all the time, especially around others, creates a sort of barrier between you and everyone else, even the those that would otherwise like you. And in your case especially I think there's a danger for it to manifest in a self-perpetuating isolation and withdrawn behavior. I just don't want you drift away from me, user. I've really enjoyed our time together.

>cuddling in a shirt
can't you get any more uncomfortable?

Yeah, like the man with 3000 RYM ratings is gonna hum to a pleb like you.

COME ON!

last night. Your mom. At least I think she was smiling, she had her mouth full.

>Wait, you literally have no friends, even online, and this doesn't bother you? Doesn't even make you a little sad, that not a single person finds pleasure in your company?

>this guy is STILL posting

leave him alone, the (you)s may be his only social interaction for the whole week. just imagine that!

STOP THIS NOW

...

this thread is fucking creepy but so is Cred Forums so...

...

bout an hour ago

remember: no matter how fucked up your life is, you´re not alone. you still have brothers on this fucking web page

My Funny Valentine

>have actually thought out a response to inquiry as to why I spent so many years alone
>in case I meet the one
Shoot me with a gun.

I'm serious. If you see me walking around campus, run me down.

...

21 yo kissless virgin wat do

Of course not fucking idiot. He's describing 60-80% of the Cred Forums users

I kek'd hard

>>have actually thought out a response to inquiry as to why I spent so many years alone

well what is it?

i need to know what to say.

What did they do?

i lost mine at 22 so theres hope for everyone

hang on. i had a friend who almost reached wizard mode yet escaped a few weeks before. cool dude, just unlucky

This because it's nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=ejXdv3kDY_Y

Are you a NEET? I got advice if you're in college

Depends how the question is phrased and in what circumstance.
>So user, why are you a virgin? Why was this your first time?
I'm not sure, necessarily.
Sex outside of a committed relationship in which I'm not emotionally involved never struck me as very exciting. I guess when presented with the opportunity I just shrugged it off and carried on.
>And you've never had a girlfriend? You've never kissed anyone?
Goes back to the aversion to intimacy for me. I've never really felt that way about anyone before I met you.
>Why do you have so few friends? What's with your apprehension with socializing with people?
Do other people have more close friends? I'm not sure.

This is the mode I've always lived in, more or less.

Through high school, you might've said I was "popular" in the mild sense of being involved and talking to a lot of people but I've never had that many people I actually consider friends.

Through college, I hopped from community college to university to grad school, not spending too much time anywhere. Then I did the whole Peace Corps thing and now I do remote work, so I'm not really in a position to incentivize fostering a sustainable connection with someone.

I know my mannerisms appear anti-social (maybe aggressively so) and introverted, but I do enjoy peoples' company. Goodbyes are just very hard for me.

I guess I'm kind of a drifter in that sense.
Or something like that.

>NEET
>in college
does not compute

You're a dumbass.

He just said if you're not a NEET then he has advice for you.

how dense can you be?
>(...)NEET? (...) in college
that´s literally what he said

On wednesday
But she was 14

>reading comprehension
If the answer to the first question is yes, then you're not in college and he doesn't have advice for you.

If the answer to the first question is no, then you may be in college, in which case, he has advice for you.

Holy fucking shit dude. This is why you will never get laid.

I had my first kiss at 23 and blew it.
Still 23.
Still a virgin.

I don't fucking no.

>he
so, you. fuck off, learn to state your sentences better

Is your qt gf into urban exploration?

>>he
>so, you.
If it was still any question, you're beyond saving at this point.

Nobody is going to fuck you. Ever.

You goofball. If you're in college I got advice. Hopefully you're not a NEET. Anyway, join clubs you're interested in that actually have women in them DON'T JOIN THE FUCKING ANIME OR GAMERS OR CHESS CLUB. Get out there do shit you like that's not on your computer and the biggest bit is have low low low standards for women. If they're interested in the same kind of stuff, odds are, they'll have a similar perspective and if you don't care about them not being all that attractive, you'll date. Keep doing that till you find GF. Not what I did but I'm not completely socially inept.

not sure what you want to say with this .png. i got my engineering degree a while ago and lost my v-card over a decade ago

FUCK

Not him, but college clubs suck. At least the ones at my college. They're all major related or they're shit like anime or gaming clubs. The only film or literature clubs are directly tied to belonging to the major.

Getting on at the college radio station is my only hope. Even that has an application process.

I'm going to sign up for a volunteer program or something if I can't get on there.

God damn it man you're making me fucking cry. You should write a book, I'm serious.

My college is huge UCF so there are literally hundreds of clubs. I recently joined improv club which is fun, amazingly, has a 50/50 ratio of hoes. God one is so fine and perfectly fuckable almost makes me wish I didn't have a girlfriend. Thick as hell and bottom heavy freshman my gawd. But then i realized i'd have to date her to get in that ass. Dating sucks dick honestly.

Regina Spektor – I Want to Sing
Listened to this a lot and it has a pretty melody, sure to woo da femmes

>garfield minus garfield
sometimes i don´t know if i should laugh or weep

french anthem
it's so happy-go-lucky and funny it always springs to my head

>I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE
>HE KNOWS YOU'RE FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE

I think it was Wednesday, maybe Tuesday, dunno. Some girl passed by where I was sitting and smiled at me. Not very exciting.

Like 15 minutes ago

Really makes you think, huh

I would hum the motorboat song

Como te voy a olvidar
By
Los angeles azules

>ywn have a qt pigeon slovac gf

>Tfw a girl told me something very similar to this.
> The last sentence was literally the last thing she ever said to me.

I hate myself and her

>so depraved that he fantasies about a cute girl dumping and leaving his ass in humiliating fashion
how we arrive at this point

>Tfw a qt girl I was close to told me something very similar to this.
>That last sentence was literally the last thing she ever said to me

Hitting way too close to home, user. Please stop.

This post was meant for Please excuse my stupidity

literally 20 mins ago

I Love you Honeybear.. No Joke

I'm a Simp I guess, Wildflower and Teen Dream have been great cuddle music lately. We will sit, cuddle, smoke a bowl of the weed, and daze off into love.

I'm sorry if this makes people feel bad, but there is nothing like genuine love

...

Steve Reich's entire Music for 18 musicians

It was some corny filipino song called mahal kita kasi

.If you are a boring person you will probably get along with people, just tell some shit about how bad the traffic was. The one that were fucked in long term are unlovable eccentric people, not boring cunts, there are lots of them, you were just idiots and it passes as you age. So don't give up on hope.

...

>tfw when there are 8th graders with more sexual experience than you

it hurts.
i guess 20 isn't too bad tho

LMLYP by ween tbch

>how we arrive at this point
Well this thread is literal cuckold style humiliation fantasies.

I've had women leave me, but not because of ridiculous projections like these, but because I was an asshole and did not respect them.

To read these posts and find that the person writing them is indulging in some sort of self-pity over their own loathsome nature is nothing more than nonsense to me.

Last week, I saw her miring me so I smiled back

...

I thought I was a miserable sack of shit, but holy shit @ this thread.

SUICIDE

Like in person? Fuck, months?

My mom smiled at me once :)))

I'm going to fucking kill you.

"Triptych: Prayer/Protest/Peace" - Max Roach

It's /r9k/ now?

These threads are so fucking funny.

Seriously though, I seriously find it hard to believe that anybody couldn't just be miserable most of the time. Whenever I see happy people I just assume they're faking it, or at the very least it's such an ephemeral contentment that it essentially means nothing.

Dumb

>this thread is still up

unty please come back i want more

First post best fucking post.

i think the reason why some of you don't get laid is because you're trapped by all of your unrealistically negative preconceptions about pretty much everything

This desu
You're all sad

Something from Skrewdriver

Today

fuckin bitch

...

fuck...

...

I will never hear this

Tears are like soul tokens bro, you're already funding it

HUmming this while reading this thread and drinking while jerking off over and over. I love living. youtu.be/WtMlB-BEMso

>wet, black leather sheen, and lit smart-phone screens.
Pottery

Hahaaahaaha
This didn't happen

Fuck guys I wanted to watch Gundam, why did this thread remind me of me fucking up my chances at a girl?

Why Cred Forums?

>Mods won't delete literally r9k the thread
>They delete actual music related content