Hey user, I have an extra ticket for Drake tonight, want to come?

>Hey user, I have an extra ticket for Drake tonight, want to come?

>Hey user, I have an extra ticket for Marilyn Manson tonight, want to come?

NOW IM BACK FUCKING MY GROUPIES

>Yeah sure, sounds good

what do you think

i will cum on you

He's not even a real artist like Kid Cudi. Get the fuck outta here.

>"Hey user, I got some extra free tickets to a Marilyn Manson/Slipknot gig with VIP. That last Slipknot Gig was fun"

I went, stayed throughout all of Manson's set which was way too fucking loud and terrible and now my left ear has tinnitus because I was too stupid to bring earplugs and even stupider because I put cotton in my ears AND THEN TOOK IT OUT LIKE A DUMBASS

>Kid Cudi
>real artist

what a meme

I would take this bitch to see anybody even if I wasn't a fan just to have that ass on me, but drizzy show would be lit af so yup
>cudi real
Lmao bc a real artist really needs to go after the top in the game to get relevant again right?

that ass was sculpted by god

>yeah sure.
>no thanks im busy at the drake concert tonight

Of course I'd see Drake with someone built like that. Drake is even tolerable, to a certain extent.

>ywn make sweet love to her while listening to Drake

>yea sure
Faggot detected

>tfw she'll never sit on your face

what are we doing in this school?

She's a fourth grade teacher.

>yeah sure.
no thanks im busy at the marilyn manson concert tonight

Bitch is definition slim thick

Kek

but she poops from there

Are you sure she's not in fourth grade?

I've never seen any fourth graders that developed.

hell yes

No, not really. Fuck off

>hornets
she gives me the horn

Who is this semen demon?

This is my unironic reaction to anything involving the anus.

I'll give you my horn bb