You've been hired as the DJ for a birthday party...

You've been hired as the DJ for a birthday party. It's full of normies so all genres are welcome as long as it's not some obscure shit that nobody will know.

About 30 mins in you see people aren't dancing but just chatting among themselves and browsing their phones.

What song do you put on to really get the crowd going?

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Obvious answer.

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>What song do you put on to really get the crowd going?
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get them going out the door

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nice move

>sees darude sandstorm
>mfw

The perfect choice

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Oh, fuck, I'm blind.

youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM is my second choice.

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>Hired as the DJ
I'd kill myself because I let my life devolve to the point that I actually become a fucking DJ.

Uptown Funk
Everyone knows it and loves it

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everyone on my bus loves this fucking song. almost everyone i know loves this song.

certified banger
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dreams would be better

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The only obvious choice:

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>the party is filled with normies
>just plays a sound effect that says that the party is over
>mfw

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solid choice. that beat goes hard.
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The first mistake that you make is that the music has some sort of importance on a normie party. If it just doesnt outright annoy people they wont give a fuck what exactly is played, as they dont care about music when they are at a party

once at school someone just got really close to me and went "hercu- hercules" and then just walked away

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Not becoming a DJ

Spotted the pleb

Steve Aoki remix of Pursuit of Happiness gets people going.

Put this album on repeat and leave the party.

Jamiroquai

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*as does everybody else

its fucking weird hearing chads quote denzel curry now

I'm leaving this party, cya guys