Tfw no gf

He's sticking his dick in your girl, and you're not. Let that sink in.

You probably dated a really dweeby and nerdy girl

thats cool i used to not like him but i listened to watashi dake? recently and it really clicked

death to riajuu scum

user no you might get banned for just posting that.Or just thread deleted soon.

what do you look like

She's not mine any longer and I know that he ain't as good as I am.
A friend of my ex's dated him b4 her and apparently he kissed like a wet dog and had like a 3 incher from what I heard.

Meanwhile I made my ex climax in like a minute with oral, and 2-3 minutes with normal sex.

Plus I'm packing a decent sizer and we could barely get it in without lots of lube and position adjustment.

If that guy is what she wants she can have it bro. I'll go fuck someone else.

6'3, Ottermode, Nazi hair style of the long on top short on sides cut, probably around a 7 facially based on my overall experiences. Just enough to be able to pull 9's and above with the right level of charm and if I'm their type.
Yeah she was kinda nerdy. Also really depressed. She tried to commit suicide not that long ago I guess.
Don't get me wrong I love her. Thought I could have a life with her but eh. Shit changes and I'm not gonna get to hung about it. Not after seeing the new guy,
I'm betting within a couple months he'll cheat on her like all his past girls and she'll come running back to me because I was so good to her.
She's already messaged me saying she made a huge mistake in leaving me and quote "the best thing to ever happen to her."

>tfw no jangle-pop twink bf

What the fuck man, you sound like me.

>the feel when not a loli in love with another loli
Why continue existing

Hmmm this thread is up for 35 minutes. Yeah ok, when I posted this thread one time, I got banned.

lol owned

>I just admitted to being a pedophile on a public bathhouse mmo

Haha
I doubt we're a rare breed.
Been considering changing up the cut since everyone's rocking it by now but fuck it. I still pull shit off with it and look good.
Gotta make them notice me with my actions.

get some taste geek

I got banned for saying rap is crap before, but it's fucked up because I always get banned on all the boards.

>tfw gf starts making racial slurs at Olympic athletes on the TV

Slavs are my favourite breed tbqh

Is she your sister too cletus?

>tfw people that are worse looking and more plebeian with shit boring personalities has a gf but not me

I'm British by the grace of God you buffoon.

Oh ok.
You're a part of the royal family shagging you sister to keep the bloodline pure and making fun of the lower class
Tell Phillip I said hi.

>tfw no industrial bf

>be American
>get shot

Why are you shagging a toilet cleaning, job stealing pole then?
>calling someone a member of the royal family as an insult
Try harder burgerclap.

Is that marilyn manson?

desu gf suck.

She's Russian

I hope you don't work in the civil service.

It's just like GoldenEye senpai, let me enjoy my fantasy

OP,
You are so mopey,
So dopey,
So dumb,
No one's chum,
lifeless
no doubt, wifeless!
You make me sick,
Not posting music,
You're a waste,
Without taste,
Always stuck
Being a cuck.