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post ukg
oi oi any nike internationalist man in
bleep is dead
wake up eurofags
lx,, what up
wut about ricardo villalobos?
overrated af
go molest some burgers, pardner fuck
Try again eurofag
the end is nigh indeed, lads
pic related
The sheer amount of material Sascha Muller has released is crazy.
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Yeah hes overrated and falls into that group of DJs massive on Facebook now e.g. joseph capriati, martinez bros etc.
Endless fucking shares from shite cunts does my head in.
saying that villalobos' dekmantel set was decent; when i arrived I was expecting a lot less from him tbf
sounds wank m8
This could be amazing, i see the potential.
i ate oreos for breakfast and now i feel sick
i'm that guy son, sucking up mcs like a dyson, you can spit bars if you wanna come and die son, you can spit bars give it your best try son
bus to the head like m bison in the war start waving good bye son!!
yes lad
Some people think flac is lower quality than vinyl
mree mree
head get mangled and dangled to the side just like i wear my kangol
nowadays im on arms just like a bangle try test me get manhandled
if u mess with a newham general
mess with a newham general
get left in newham general
u'll get left in newham general
mess with a newham general
mess with a newham general
get left in newham general
u'll get left in budda budda a & e
if these shits don't shut the fuck up
I'm gon have to fuck a bitch up
oh my word
hold tight sx
big up all the stayfresh mandem
oh my gosh
bidda bup bup bidda bup bup
man on the microphone bad to biddabidda
bad on the microphone bad to the bone
listen to my lyrical tone
on the microphone man are bad to the biddabidda
man on the microphone bad to the biddabidda
bad on the microphone bad to the bone
listen to my lyrical tone
listen to my
cause cause
i think i need pen and paper
think it time to bun another faker
too many mc turn translator
mix my data with their data
but what does that equal blud imitator
if u deny that blud ur a hater
i can hear ur style's getting baiter
don't u kno that i'm the originator
do my ting on the road medicator
serving food but i a'int no waiter
minding me own be making my paper
papapa blud i beg u do me a favour
don't be slipping blud i will take ya
don't be sleeping blud i will wake
then send u straight to back to ur maker
gonna wanna get a flight back to jamaica
yeah i'm a tight writer
punching out lines just like a typewriter
don't feel u cos ur not my type of writer
thinking ur heavy but rly a lighter
ur shit plus furthermore ur a biter
without ur friend u aint rly a fighter
ur just shitting in the diaper
that's why man don't leng u down with the sighta
gonna send for the younger
likkle bike rider
send him on a mission give him a score diva
tell him to lick shots to use a diver
let's see who comes out a survivor
ok i'm done
put my hand through the letterbox, stop now it's all on top, look around make sure no ones clocked and i reach for the lock, i'm gonna take everything you've got
im gonna put the red dot on the headtop of your tot laying down in the cot, not gonna drop pops till i see blood i'm an unstoppable soldier but i don't jack and box just cos its cold
woiiiii too gassy nearly threw my laptop out the window cus
beg you post the set
i don't eat bangers and mash
when i make moves i roll in a banger with mash
if u get rude i will start banging the mash
>tfw you wake up again
lol this is me DJing at the club lol
how you gonna cope, surround your throat with rope i'll make your boat slope, it's no joke take note, hanging up mcs like my coat
and as for your bredrin he's not gonna need help anymore he's gonna need hope, today the day he gets scoped, open up his throat like an envelope
THINK YOURE A BIG BOY CAUSE YOU GOT A BEARD, BULLETS WILL MAKE YOUR FACE LOOK WEIRD
slash lash end up on the dash
leave a fat gash
take ur stash of cash
next time don't act flash
make me biddi biddi draw for the mash
think ur a big boy cos u got a tash
bullets will catch ur face like a rash
draw for the mash in a flash
everybody scatter like a rave got gassed
come out of nowhere just like a car crash
life get taken away like trash when it comes to the cash
standard gotta get a mash
cos too many haters are looking to lash my stash of cash
cos they're broke and stressed out smoking ash
add to that they a'int got no gash
so they put on gloves and bash
gas level too high itt nearly kicked my dog in the fuckin head
>grime
can you fuck off back to Cred Forums
yeehaw
I said a hip hop,
The hippie, the hippie,
To the hip, hip hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
:(
THESE MAN CAN'T MOVE TO ME
I'LL MOVE TO MAN
AND SLEEP PEACEFULLY
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KRISPY KREME
WHEN I COP A GUN
GET MORE EXCITED THAN WHEN I COP A PLAYSTATIUN
>>>/memerap/
lol
hour long conversations on the phone
ketamine
batty crease
room 3
woman is devil
nigerian wedding
peak as fuck
lads
"wew"
yes lad i feel that
when are you finally releasing the 'encyclopedia of blemes', cuz?
ur hilarious whens ur live at the apollo out
lads something bad is happening. :( i think it will okay desu in the end hopefully. but it's quite stressful atm and will take a while to sort
Wow this is something I would post. You're getting better, s/t.
Do you sometimes just see a piece of vintage audio gear and just go hnnnggg?
Thanks s/t. I really look up to you senpai
do that with guitar pedals and vintage synths/pianos yea
whats going on family share with the group
on that cheeky tussin how do i evn
clyp.it
Heh I'd do the same I ain't gonna lie
That bwana record was quite nice
how about all of you cut the crap I can see right through this big facade, I know what your ulterior motives are!!
jezus christ this is one big game to all of you innit
post normie shit boys
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skeng in a 4 door truck and we're tryna crash it at dem man
ever since dem man
all i hear is
dem man dem man dem man
i got weed man
i got bread man
and i'll skeng man
don't tempt man
63 grams in the pack
finesse that then i get a next pack
girl problems, she's been having some issues recently and says it's too much to be in a relationship as well at the moment and wants to go on a break (with a deadline to hopefully get back together). i reckon she's pretty depressed. would be nice if a "break" does actually work but i have a bad feeling that a break will just end as a break up. we will see innit
is ae /bleep/
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not really
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who is the queen of bleep?
My mum because for all she ever done for me tbhwyfam
mine too
love you ma
...
user, post some new dubstep, please. Thank you.
great tune (irony-free)
unironically how 13 y/o pard me got into electronic music but i listen to better artists now like dj spinn the list goes on
hehe
Please, I requested for a something NEW and DUBSTEP.
you
are
my
cinema, i can watch you forever
cute miao miao but no can do
got me fuckd up
got me fuckd up
got me fuckd up
miao~
miao~
=(^._.^)=
There aren’t any lovely ladies where I live that are grime heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a wife I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Skepta…passing a big ass kush blunt back and forth. I need this in my life.
>skeppy
>big ass kush blunt
lmao
setting off my pard detector
favourite other mcs? favourite instrumentals? favourite sets?
Thank you very a lot.Did you listen anything from that list, user?
In the shadows life is but a game
check them out yourself mate no one here wants to spoonfeed you
All black
From head to toe
"goth ninja"
Yeah I want and can answer these questions but I just got a call from someone telling me I'm needed somewhere so I guess I'll leave for today
that is some good azz b8
Thanks any way. God will bless you and your family
ok mate take care~
thanking u for the nice miao miao pictures
any man who gon get it in
s/o to my sis
hold tight anons sis
any man been to Oath in tokyo im gonna try to go next week while im in the area
new themosthigh
≈ U GON GET IT ≈
≈ WE ALL GON GET IT ≈
Haha u kno it buddi
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bring back breaks
fuk off salt mintes wastemen
dont be salty
Corny flyer though lbr
me entering my car to the club to steal your bitch lol
You like a barbrian lol. Why you so hostile in the club? Cant you be nicer?
s/o the man in the club that gives u a bottle of evian
Fuck off you faggot
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
this is me in the club after I stole your bitch lol
omg hes so big
I have no bitch. But if you still stole her, then you are good thief.
i wonder what kind of bleeps bigfoots listen to
obviously dmz
Secretly you are gay embrace it be yourself
This song is for you
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who /hyped/ for this?
Just purchased my tickets on Resident Advisor while they are still cheap.
it sounds gay
Breaking news: man who spams pictures of cats on the Internet gets no bitches.
game's a cow they're not milking it, not real but somehow think they're keeping it, trim's here right now with a filthy clip, can't lose not now cause we're built for it
neo bleep, everyone
everyones trying it everyones trying it
fuck them man
cha
sidewinder crew
lemme tell you the saga, i'm bait lookin and maga, came in this game for a laughter, but im a monkey that'll split your banana with arms like palm trees that hit even harder, comin through your scart leads and ghetto blasters is a black smartie with all the answers, i'll kill bill before bill gets a chance ta
>Been MCing for fucking ages
>Somehow is still really good
Trim is a magician. Shame everyone he was usually paired with (Roachee, Scratchy, Manga) aren't as good.
it's cause he's different, in a different league, better than them man differently
but yeah i agree, i still rate roachee and scratchy to be fair but trim totally outshines them. is roachee still in pen? had a mate that went to eskimo and apparently he came out and people went mad, idk if he was on bail or what
>Untrve
Has Aphex Twin made a single decent album?
every time i'm trying to the club the bouncer always says good day to me and calls me 'bwana' before i have to go pay my entry
what does he mean by this?
I don't really dig Trim's new flow but I still think it's good, which is weird.
Hasn't Roachee been out of jail for ages now? All that shit with Free Roach was around what, 06 or something like that?
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Unless he's back in again, could happen. Surprised to see Maniac is back to producing. I think it's the same Maniac that was in jail anyway.
yes
this is driving me insane, what does this sample from
it's a huge anthem but for some reason the name escapes me
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tfw pard
real recognize real and this nigga the realest
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Wer von ihr tanzt den Mussolini im club?
Selbst tanze ich immer der Jesus Christus um ganz erhlich zu sein
dunno what you are saying hitler but yeah der mussolini is classic
does /bleep/ like gabber?
eh
ninj i'm in the same boat! haven't really liked his newest studio tunes but like you said it's like you gotta rate it on some level just cause... it's trim
don't even know re. roach, haven't been keeping up with it, in my mind the two ronnies are still alive lmao
oh yeah can't remember if i told u but rapid is (re?)releasing a whole bunch of old tunes inc some of these: youtube.com
i fucking hate the fucking one show
classic simpsons on sky 1 m8
>von ihr
Hier wäre "von euch" richtig. Wenn du "von" verwendest steht das davon addressierte Wort im dritten Fall.
aint got sky bruv
NEW WILEY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL NEW ESKIBOY
ALBUM SOON COME
LYRICALLY DANg MAN NOT A PRANG MAN, SEND FOR THE ROPES AND THEN HANG MAN
Chop
Chop
Chop
Hope my lungs they rot
I'm that lyrical father
name an mc that spits harder
19:30 19/09/2016
headtop get popped like pimple, headtop get rocked like cradle, part of the headtop not visible when man look into the mirror its a miracleeee
BARE MAN KNOW I GOT THE LENG WHEN IM ERE, IM A LENG MAN, CREWS GET PENG WHEN IM ERE, BEST STOP CHATTING SHIT ABOUT SKENGS WHEN IM ERE, COS I’LL DUN 10 MEN WHEN IM ERE. BARE MAN KNOW I GOT THE MASH WHEN IM ERE, MASH MAN, CREWS GET HARRASSED WHEN IM ERE
don't wanna see ur black face when i'm ere
reminder that this happened: youtube.com
lmao at the end when hes like mashallah
this ALWAYS goes off
any situated with a white russian man in
all rise haha
bling blong
any tfw no bf man in
Family I bet if you tried 1 u would like it
>tfw you will never be oneman
>tfw lee gamble will never walk you to school
>tfw james blake pulled your girl
>ron "P.I.E.S" morelli haha
looool hatcha lookin like that brer at school who went out with a year 7 in year 11
s/t i think i can hear your mom shouting out on the prairie, think she slipped on a gopher or something
looooool
lmao at that midget
seriously if ur under 180 cm, you really should just kill urself
danke dir
Hatte ich auch gedacht, aber Deutsch Grammatik ist ganz schwer in der Praxis finde ich.
>that midget
if you dont know who that is why post here
orlryte lads, long time no see
alright kie, u ok
why am i supposed to know who the fuck dj midget is?
...
Tbph tensnake was an ok lad. Bait tastes though and way corny but ok
lol old school blemes
i remember photshoppin tenny pics before cornettogate
...
got a lot on my mind recently..
these old school blemes are so warm and cosy. gives me a fuzzy feeling inside. glad to see someone here remembers them still
bleme
Oi!
baka
id on girl? pengaleng
dude........
love my mum gonna get her a sick pressie for her bday
someone post the tenny and aurora pic looooooooooooooool
that SJW hambeast deserves what she gets
I wish grime wasn't so sexist
do you know if she checks bleep?
who the new traumprinz
explain
darq e freaker beats are sick tbf senpai
wiley's flow is ok
wish he'd change it up from the standard hip hop flow
There was a Rapid EP on Butterz which I still haven't found anywhere. Rapid is mad underrated, he's basically on the same level as Wiley in my opinion as far as producers who can also MC. Footsie, Skepta and Dot Rotten are probably the next level down. At the bottom is Jammer.
>New Wiley album/mixtape
It's a shame that I'm not excited about this, I'm not expecting anything good.
Instrumental Grime is not sexist.
>At the bottom is Jammer.
be nice, it's a hard life being half man half goat
clyp.it
at least all of your mates don't make bassline
If he was just a producer he'd be bearable, but the second he opens his mouth, even to just speak, I can't handle it. It's a rule that I can't listen to any set with Jammer MCing on it, same with Bruza.
FUCK BASSLINE
FUCK GARAGE
FUCK GRIME
FUCK DUBSTEP
FUCK CHAV MUSIC IN GENERAL
t. middle class melt bullied by chavs at school
i'd prefer bassline to whatever the fuck this shit is
How is grime sexist?
>Instrumental grime is not sexist
Yes it is. The aggressive beats and "hard hitting" "riddims" are symptomatic of toxic male masculinity and only serve to reify patriarchal norms.
But the three best Grime instrumentals of all time aren't either of those things.
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not really
Bait
any sublow man in
It's a shame dot rotten is fucking mental he'd be great if he could actually decide what kind of music he wants to make and stop deleting tunes and changing his stage name
>clyp.it
loooooooooooool
this is the worst thing i have ever fucking heard
>that drop on 0:30
woiii 45 secs
Did anyone other than Black Ops guys make proper Sublow?
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RIP Young Dot is an amazing mixtape.
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I haven't listened to a single thing from his newest alias, basically gave up on him when started making really shitty Hip-Hop.
ninj is like that one really sound teacher u had at school
you are like that one really gay nobhead everyone hated at school
:(
lolol i.d.s.t. mate soz
clyp.it
i dont know what to say to him
>yeah it's alrite m8 sound a bit like mumdance
not nice...
his this side of grime releases from the past year were pretty solid and the couple freestyles he released a few months ago were fucking great but he took them down for whatever reason
i'll give him props for being the only grime mc whose venture into pop music wasn't completely terrible. it wasn't good, but it wasn't awful
Does this count as Bleep ?
lmao
currently pretending that I made this to fuck with a friend
lmao tell us how it goes m8
God, I swear, I just want to go dance, haven't been out all summer.
Is this how Americans feel all the time?
he seems mad
mad how senpai
i miss school so much, was the last time i was truly happy tbqh
6 years later im a depressed loser with only 2 mates who live in different cities and probably dont even like me
I keep thinking about listening to his new stuff but I'm so out of touch with the state of modern Grime that I can't really be arsed anymore. I'm like with pretty much every Garage off shoot now that I think about it, I don't like to recent UKG or Dubstep and I know it's out there but I can't be bothered to keep on top of it even though I like. Yet I still go out of my way to listen to D&B shit which I know is going to be average. This is like a disability at this point.
Sixth form was the best, Uni was absolute gutter trash, can't understand how normalfags think Uni is meant to be the best time of your life.
wew lad exact same as me
i want off this ride tbqh
looool so true
this house is a circus berserk as fuck :)
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
any producers in
any top tips
production general is shit and full of idiots
mid/side processing is fucking underrated and immensely powerful
eq is everything
compression is v. important on your drums and u can shape hits to make a transient stand out more and sound way more hard hitting
I like Big Zuu since I heard that EP from last year (I think), PK seems good. I hear Jammz is meant to be good but I don't feel it desu. Don't rate AJ Tracey.
This reminded me, this is probably my favourite Grime track out this year.
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yeah
soundgoodizer/sausage fattener on the master chn = guaranteed "banger"
How 2 mid/side on ableton
Kinda new to this daw, on fl and reason it was a plug in
couldnt tell you don i never use ableton lol
it's on EQ Eight
click the little box on the right of the EQ8 moduleso it changes from stereo to M/S
Used to get it in your fishnets
SHITTING MYSELF ABOUT THIS JOB INTERVIEW ON THURSDAY BOYS PROPER CHANGED THE COLOUR OF MY SAVILLE ROW BOXERS LOOOOL
keep seeing this poster here
are you "lads" going
i might take a trip to london
should be worth a night of asquith lads and blemes
where are you coming from geez
Lol wasteman
i'm a big man but i'm not 30
>i never use ableton
consider suicide my dude
fuck LJ
canada soon to be living in berlin
i got the ting on my writh and ith glithening
ur not lithening
loooool mate thought you were coming in from essex or something
consider suicide if you're willing to travel that far for a lobby night hahahaha
the first two episodes were too jokes but then the rest were proper shite tbqh
the lineup is meh but at least i could say i had "bants" clubbing with the "bleep lads" in london
thats my idea
not something to aspire to 2bh
i want to post a tune i'm working on but i'm scared of u guys tbqh
ffs
Yes and no. It sounds like Bleep but it remains chiptunes.
excuse u...
logic + pro tools
This Bleep ?
if its not made entirely with hardware i dont want to know mate looool
>create an audio effect rack on the master chnl
>make 2 chains (lmao), name one Mid and one Side
>on each chain, insert a Utility and an EQ 8
>on the Side chain set the Width on the Utility to 200 per cent (or close)
wa-la, proper mid side processing. send me your choons btw
back to
Is this bleep ?
temps a fucking snake
no one talks about him anymore. literally unforgiveable actions. fuck temps
loooooooooool
freakin kill yousrelf looooooool seeit's even in your gay little screenshot loooooooool
all you have to do is click on stereo to change it to M/S
what you've made isn't even mid-side LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
^^ there's a reason why your tunes suck m8
not sure if u understand audio buddy
feel free to prove me wrong
all you have to do is go under MODE and click "STEREO" until it changes to "M/S" loooooool
post a clyp, angry dub techno vst guy loooool
not gona say which one but on the real lads i have romantic feelings for an anime character what should i do
what did my man do?
girls who are boys
Is it kirino
wat u on about m8
I don't post my clyps to prefeshers who can't do proper m/s processing lmao
you don't posts your clyps bc they suck desu
At club 1830 I met Julius Cesar
Lady Diana
And mother Teresa
yeah you posted a clypit here like a year and a half ago and it was fucking wank loooooool
maybe they do, maybe they don't, maybe go frig yourself
still better than a prefresher who thinks m/s processing is to click on the m/s option in the eq8 lmao
really? you don't know?
LOOOOOOOOOOL DUBMAN GETTING COOKED BY WEENIES
lol
lol
lol
lol
best bleep thread in ages
WEENIES
pissing myself
u fucking melt
loooool in denial over basic ableton functions
look it up mate, all you have to do now is press m/s loooooool
hows getting signed going btw looooooooooooool
no?
>tfw it takes you 30 years to finish a track and in the meantime you post with a username on a website where anonymity is encouraged and the default, and you steal tunes from the "prefreshers" you hate so much
""""any tunes for this feel""""
This weekend was the first time I played in front of an audience which wasn't my friends.
I candyflipped a bit. It was amazing, everytime I used effects, moved knobs, mixed songs my world distorted accordingly and everything just fitted in perfectly.
I even got a gig. Feels good lads.
>chavs can't even do a proper m/s processing rack
"[dejected chav lingo]"
snaked bbk at culture clash 2014 then tried to act all big after and got cooked by jammer + everyone else
fuck off
plus has officially the baitest tune of all time to his name
looooool dubnig on suicide watch
>implying next hype isn't the greatest piece of music released ever
you can even make a proper track tho looooooool
any upcoming releases mate? looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
use the default compressor
hit the box that says sidechain, play with threshold and other knobs till u get sound u want
Lls sorry dubman but you got fucking roasted. As leader of the new I suggest you sit out the next couple (1,000) threads loool
my longest looooool ever
loooool
why would I post my tunes in /bleep/ of all places
>steal tunes from the "prefreshers" you hate so much
maybe the tunes weren't worth releasing?
>any upcoming releases mate?
been focusing on live acts so I got a live show at the end of next month thanks for asking dude. planning on putting together an EP after it
..........no mate
>been focusing on live acts
looooooooool open mic night is it loooooooooool u gonna turn up with ur midi controller and cracked old version of ableton loooooooooooooooooooooool
Dubman is like Tenny though, they have no shame you can't even roast them like that
>I got a live show, I swear
>I'm employed, casually. I'm casually employed. Yeah, that's what I'll call it
>you should trust me with your tunes so send them over to [email protected]
>I'll have them mastered at D&M and have a vinyl release
looooooooooool
>open mic night is it
lmao!!!! oh my days this too gassy
Lls family
is purple sound the worst thing to ever come out of the UK?
don't you dare even think about chating shit on joker
hehe
nah, just my gear
>I like being a wageslave
at the end of the month I still have money leftover for gear and lots of marihuana. suck on that fag
looooool
wow wtf how have i not heard of this no wonder my mix is always so flat. are there other esoteric techniques i should know