HEY YOU! STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND POST YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM SO WE CAN ALL TELL YOU WHY IT SUCKS

Go ahead.

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>pseud

yeah the cover isn't exactly great. looks like some cheesy EDM cover. but i really love the music though, i swear it's not EDM.

God I can never decide whether I think refinement or tired sounds is better.

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Go on. Fucking try.

demon alien angels

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Come at me

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shit production
shit jazz

there's no jazz on hex though

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Generic rock music but it's played with an acoustic guitar so people like it

Pretentious art school kids who put feedback over random guitar tunings

The singer sounds so fucking bad, poor man's Talk Talk

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Pink Floyd is so fucking boring

Have you heard Piper though? It's miles ahead of anything else they ever did. Only album that comes close is Saucerful of Secrets and i wouldn't really call that boring either.

>inb4 it's pretentious

Ready for the hate

Ian can't sing, boring, amateur

welcome to the wankfest. everyone open wide.

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>it's technical so it's bad
Great argument

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>not classical mushroom or converting vegetarians
Have you heard the new track?

jazz musicians do a better job of wanking

there's a point when technicality becomes ridiculous and ream theater crosses that line more and more with every album.

btw don't say you're ready for the hate and then get shitty when it happens faggot

But they don't shred unisons like ruddess and petrucci

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they use more interesting chord extensions and notes though.

literally songs to fall asleep to. too muching boredom
>muh miles davis, coltrane list goes on
zappa is a hack. he fails to blend the good elements of jazz and rock and end up doing neither of those properly
sissy-core
DUDE GIMMICK LMAO
Cheesy arrangements, awful voice.
Generic, bland and forgettable.
Poo's man Talk Talk
Imature, dull, simplistic and dude can't sing.
I can't put my finger in it. Best album ITT
NICOLAS!!! WAKE UPD UDE YOU WERE BORN AS LADY HER NAME IS VITORIA DUDE PAST AND LIFES AND SHIT WE WUZ WOMAN AND SHIET
also, cheesy voice, cheesy concept, cringeworth lyrics

P.S.: i love all those albums

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They will never make a better song than doggy

1/3 filler tracks, designed to make teenagers think they're deep

Literally a novelty act

Sour notes: the album

No discernible difference between tracks

You just wanna fuck their violinist

Too easy

Everyone knows Joy Division was better.

Dissing the bands politics doesn't count

G-grand Wazoo

Don't bully please

>dude can't sing.
>Ian can't sing,
Is this a new meme?

>Moby - 18

I never understood this, his singing is one of the best things about Joy Division. Fits the music perfectly (inb4 "lel because both are shit").

>You just wanna fuck their violinist
not anymore

ONE TAKE LMAO

i guess it's easier to relate if you're just some sadboi. Ian can't sing and that's what stopped me from ever enjoying joy division.

go ahead. It's easy

best album in the thread so far.

Fucking seriously, He's great
Please stop with this sadboi bullshit about joy division please stop

The first track is boring and only there because of "muh intro to muh album", rockist garbage

Tracks like The Kill, Strangelight or Argument give up punk rock so they can make their sound more "silent", or in other words boring and pretentious

the only good thing curtis did was die so that new order could become a thing. if anything he was holding the rest of the guys back.

I'm now curious.

Ian can't sing but sumner can? Are you serious

I'll leave it to Christgau
>Close to the Edge [Atlantic, 1972]
What a waste. They come up with a refrain that sums up everything they do--"I get up I get down"--and apply it only to their ostensible theme, which is the "seasons of man" or something like that. They segue effortlessly from Bach to harpsichord to bluesy rock and roll and don't mean to be funny. Conclusion: At the level of attention they deserve they're a one-idea group. Especially with Jon and Rick up front. C+
I'm glad you're self-aware enough to realize it's pretentious
Nightmare concert hall
Wherehavemyampsgone.jpg
Album from a singles band without any decent singles on it
Definitely more doggy on that record than you'll ever have in your life
DUDE JANE AUSTIN LMAO
And you thought mine was a novelty act :'-)
>Muh Lupus

This is the best

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literally 0 criticism of the album

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school shooter-core

oooooooh boy, Nirvana is sooooooo overrated

One of the best takes on the 80s I've ever heard.

>68010016
Also none on >68009717

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Easily Ulrich's most boring work.

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Don't you play in a tribute band by any chance?

Never heard it before, never seen it, so I gave it a listen. I wanted to stop listening after this cheesy fucking intro, but the first song was actually good and so I stayed. I mean it's really corny at some parts and songs get predictable after a while, but it kinda reminds me of Oxygène by Jean Michel Jarre and it has an interesting mixture of Fantasy-film music and Cyberpunk motives. 7.5/10 for me

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No I don't. But they've been my favorite band for 7 years

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Fine with this reply ->checking out Oxygène

>Pretentious art school kids who put feedback over random guitar tunings
and it still sounds better than NIN

gross

yum

dude guitar textures lmao
dude precise technical playing I have autism lmao
dude I'm gay and know the boring indie rock chords lmao

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Incisive criticism there bud

Ænima

ow m8 dont cut me with all that edge

you realise Cred Forums is an 18+ website, right?

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>Deluxe Edition

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i fucking hate you why are u always here

Tool - Lateralus

Tired Sounds for the variety

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Ian Curtis can't sing, and I love Joy Division

Yes, my favourite album is a live album.

youtube.com/watch?v=jvxN_R31BRc
>GOAT build up

Adam Jones is a pretty bad guitarist and the lyrics can get really pretentious and fedoracore at times. With that said though, the drumming is fantastic

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Actually surprisingly good for what it is

Pretty generic overproduced pop music.

It's probably his most "happiest" and upbeat sounding one though, lots of major chord progressions, and the guitars really complement the electronics.

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Lol hi jacob

fucking nice dude

>no one said anything bad about this
lmao ily isaac

OK Computer desu

tennysongs

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good album

great albums no one can say anything bad about them

Any love for rain doggos?

A bit too cheesy to be a respectable fav imo

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what fucking madmen we are we made a jazz album and called it progressive rock

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Unoriginal favorite album, but nothing inherently wrong with it

Makes sense if you're a teenage white girl

Not even their best album

Shit album cover also ozzy

Every song seems to go on forever they should limit each track to 4 minutes it'd be a better record

>I TAKE DRUGS AND STAB PEOPLE

Dude edgy

>talking about other people's shit tastes while not showing you own

Strangelight is so good tho. Sounds weirdly Elliott Smith-like.
Not sure where you're getting pretentious from at all, tbqh.

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Out of all the AnCo albums, why that one?
It's a decent album but Nirvana is the band of choice for any 14 year old going through their angst faze
lol

I dunno, some of my favourite vocalists "can't sing", and I'm not even that into Ian Curtis, but his voice doesn't strike me as that bad.
What about his voice is bad?

go on.

I didnt like No Shade in the Shadow of The Cross and hated Blue Bucket of Gold.
Aside from that, its my favourite album of 2015

>limit each Lateralus song to 4 minutes
Fucking pleb what the hell kind of suggestion is that

You also didn't post your own shit taste so go ahead and post your shitty favorite album

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shit without marr
not plastic beach

Go easy on me.

>taking Lateralus seriously
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

I'd like to see you try.

>It's unironically bad!!

Of course I take it seriously, what do you think I am? Some loser that fears being laughed at by some anonymous shiteater? I'm sure you think you're cool because you realize their obviously cringey fanbase is cringe as fuck, but if you dismiss a band as technically talented as Tool due to their fanbase or 2deep4u lyrics then you're actually retarded.

Why don't you post your favorite album.

Mine is Velocity:Design:Comfort by Seeet Trip.

Wtf does nightmare concert hall mean

I actually don't know if it's possible to rate this album by itself. But it's, in my opinion, the best album of my favourite band, so here goes

based as fuck

ride goes the same all the time, zach does nothing that is memorable, andy does some cringy shit

>HEY YOU! STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND POST YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM SO WE CAN ALL TELL YOU WHY IT SUCKS
FINE.

youtube.com/watch?v=3C8ngxSXvFE

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>buzzword buzzword album
nice

Literally nothing negative about these

This album is pure perfection. You lose.

Doubledubs confirm this is a bulletproof album

too sad

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Dirty, dirty dirty dirty contrarian

>Have you heard the new track?
Is it any good? Liquid Smoke was garbage. Also it's only on beatport and costs 2.49 fuck that shit

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> paying for non physical copies of music

I've listened to this so many times cause I fall asleep to it

This isn't shit, user. It's a masterpiece.

> inb4 other anons start mentioning that laughably pretentious pitchfork review

I can't hate it, it's just too good.

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Good stuff but it's very dated/hasn't aged well. It's the cheesy brand of fusion.

if he's so sad dude should kill himslef lmao

*holds up spork*
boring
the guy who was in blur is in it
le epic spork man rips off actually talented musicians
ayyy pink chart dude
>folk punk
pretentious assholes
hi dad
overrated and boring
pretentious
edgy
wankery
boring
hi will
boring
joy division's better
>Nirvana
>metal
tumblr
edgy
music for plebs who think they're patricians
i can't

sorry for giving up and resorting to buzzwords, i actually quite like most of these albums

lol
>as technically talented
So? They've got a technically talented drummer, I'll give you that. Music's still dull as shit on Lateralus.

Lol that's all mediocre trash except for dilla

I don't see it as a huge deal to buy stuff every once in a while if I know it's supporting the artist a dcent amount. (bandcamp, etc)

Wow, you weren't kidding
pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/5799-the-fragile/

Every track ends with 10 seconds of feedback

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This review triggers me every time

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Nope. I bring up that review every time someone tries telling me pitchfork is a good source of musical journalism. Aside from the fact that I love the album to death, I couldn't help but laugh at the things that reviewer criticized it for. It's seriously the most small-minded basic bitch drivel masquerading as intellectualism.

The last song is literally just 4 minutes of bleeps
unstructured :^), but for real why are tracks like Aussois and Bit 4 there
Trash is I-V
Treefingers fucks up the whole thing
Smokes Quantity hurts to listen to

> trash is I-V
> the whole damn time
I'm so glad someone else hates this song for the same reason. It ruined the album for me. Just thinking about that instrumental triggers me so hard. It's so fucking bad.

mallgoth

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starfuckers

I like his voice fine. I like everything about Joy Division.

Yeah, Starfuckers destroys the right disc, but it's still a GOAT album

but I like that song

I like it too, it just doesn't fit the album

I AM UNTOUCHABLE HAHAHAH

Pretentious snooze fests

STOP FUCKING POSTING

>muh loud quiet loud
>off key singing

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Yes.

He was a sodomite.

Datsik - Let it Burn

>Pretentious snooze fests
>posts Nick Cave
Are you mentally challenged? That isn't a question.

No problem Mister bland christian music guy

(Sufjan is bae)

Currently.

quick, post rare sufjans

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Nick Cave doesn't need to ank to make perfect music reatard. Post your favorite album and i will destroy it.

I like you

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Pink chart

Possible nat spotting

Pretty sure we're talking about the music.

Absolutely perfect. You win.

Literally who, You is better.
Fantano gave this a 6 you pleb.
boring apart from 3rd track
decent humor but cringeworthy gotchas and unnecessary bad singing.

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>Fantano gave this a 6 you pleb.
Well he gave that shitty Swans album a 10, so idgaf what that faggot thinks

Isaac Brock sounds like a nasally 14 year old girl and his lyrics are shitty
Generic alt rock but with a few bad "experimental" songs thrown in to seem edgy
Syd Barett leaving was the best thing that ever happened to Pink Floyd
Ian Curtis sings like he's doing a bad Jim Morrison impression and all the instrumentation sounds like it was written by 14 year olds
Basic hipster girl pleb shit
It's just Deftones for dumb prog fans
Eminem raps too slow and his lyrics are cringy
shitty vocals, boring
Radiohead are as pretentious as U2 but with no pop sensibility
boring art student -core

>Joy Division is better
>Joy Division is overrated
great shitpost

Had potential but despite Porter talking all that shit, he still couldn't look beyond EDM. The whole album is just build ups, bass drops and annoying shit that ruins the flow because Porters inherited that EDM shit of shoving in random shit to make sure that the mainstream audience doesn't get bored.

>you can't

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I think that album's just so dull that no one could be bothered, desu

Actual post modernist perfection

goth jock bullshit, everything about him reeks of narcissist

>limt each song to 4 minutes

Kill yourself

Fuck you.

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>Isaac Brock sounds like a nasally 14 year old girl and his lyrics are shitty

lolol

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lyrics are overrated, not as good as Built to Spill

it sounds exactly like Teen Dream but worse

too much goddamn flute

it's incredibly average. nothing special about it. just a dumbed-down version of Michigan, Seven Swans
too many songs

gets stale after a couple listens and you realize that room on fire is better

Sufjan is terrible at making electronic music. he should stick to folk

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>Facts
watch Fantano's review, he makes a convincing case why TLOP is incredibly mediocre

>Reflection and The Grudge are dull
>can't into straightforward polyrhythms

O i am laffin

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fantano gave one of my fav albums of all time a 3/10

fuck that fat fuck

What album was it?

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i've heard of her, listening on youtube and this sounds dope

Well of course. I think Fantano's shat on albums that everyone loves, even some of my favs. That doesn't change the fact that I think some of his reviews are incredibly on point, such as TLOP

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you can't

Moonchild

Nice taste user. I prefer Jane Doe but that's my 2nd fav. Can't even think of anything other than the title track's a little overly long. Last Light is one of the greatest metal songs of all time

I would of normally said the same thing about liking Jane Doe more but ever since they released You Fail Me I can't stop listening to it. Also AWLWLB is top 3 Converge in my opinion.

Not as good as his other albums

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I feel ya, YFM was my favorite album of theirs for a while, so was Petitioning The Empty Sky. I like AWL a lot too, probably 5th favorite under the aforementioned albums and Axe to Fall

Almost a 10/10, but Thirteen's kinda underwhelming. Doesn't have the same punch or sting most of the record has

Rest of the album doesn't live up to how good Two, Epilogue and Kettering are

no bully

Where's the love for Wake my man? That's the climax of the whole album, and I think it was done wonderfully

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What about Sylvia, Atrophy, Wake?

We'd get on so well, you tasteful bastard

Ocean memes
Edgy 80's college tier
Nice t-shirt, pal
Dad?
Are a 16 year old girl?
Avant teen synth folk
Just because he died 3 days later doesn't make it good
Dude Courtney love's vagina lmao

Tbqh I love all those albums

Listening to it again, and you have a point tb h.
And I forgot Bear and Sylvia which are pretty good too. Fuck, I forgot how much I liked this album.

"I think im going bald..."

BTFO

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hit me with it

>>/r9k/

Way too easy.

Their reggae attempts are fucking AWFUL. Just truly genuinely awful. I get why they were fine for teenagers in the 80's who had never heard an actual non-Bob Marley song from Jamaica but that's about it. I enjoy the idea of the cool downs and the stylistic shifts but the execution is 0/10.

+ PART IV

I actually used Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid to fall asleep.

Not him, but gonna counter you by saying that's the only song on the album that made me legit cry.

thanks

Some of the songs on The Wake of Poseidon do the ideas in ITCOTCK better.

rec some good non-bob marley reggae albums then?

I dont get why people get turned off by the reggae in this album, its only like 3 songs.

(P.S. actually watch the bad brains documentary, it'll explain the whole reggae thing in detail.)

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i fucking love it but i don't think the second version of big day coming was neccessary

Completely agree, idk why they did that

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>treefingers fucks up the whole thing
what kind of pleb is this?

Loveless, It has been since i was 16

>Peter Tosh - Legalize It
>Max Romeo & The Upsetters - War inna Babylon
>Toots & The Maytals - In the Dark
>Lee "Scratch" Perry - Roast Fish, Collie Weed & Corn Bread
>Prince Far I - Under Heavy Manners
>Scientist - Scientist Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampires

Thanks :D

I unironically like normie radio metal

Heres my 9 favs.

Tell me how to be a better person.

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Can I get in on this?

Wonderful Beef is bette imo. How did you find out about them and how long have you been a fan?

no

Oh. OK. :(

hi will

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Every song has the same sound

Make a fresh thread pussies

Not a fan of "Stem", I feel like the fast drums kill the atmosphere

It fucks with the pacing of the album

Sufjan is garbage for special snowflakes
Faggot music

goes from "hey this is really good" to "yeah i get it" reeeally fast. this would have been better if the track number were reduced by at least 1/4. other than that it's a really good album, nothing particularly wrong with it.

so are share threads haram now?

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Its not Kid A

easily their best album

GUN CLUB - FIRE OF LOVE (1981)!

I DARE YOU TO TRY.

worst opinions itt

nothing wrong with this album

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no fucking memes

I don't know the name of this album

not sure if it's my favorite, but it's without a doubt in my top 5

It's cracked mirror by red flag

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>actually have ONE favorite album
you plebs need to kys or at least check back in to reddit

this is my favorite album too but i will say that "why hip hop sucks in '96" should be longer

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you literally cannot find a flaw.

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What the fuck is this?

I took the episode of the same name and cut it up into an album. I made the album cover myself.

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hi elliot

still hasn't been topped

>dude kid a is the most experimental album ever LMAO
this album is not even as good as its hyped out to be. the only good track is in limbo

>Spotify users: Who?

>Calling Porter Robinson Tumblr

Fuck off.