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MC RIDE

duck walked up to a lemonade stand

DUCK

o shit

WALKED

how many layers of soft and warm are u

*lemonade glass breaks*

Got any grapes?

TAKYONNNNN

No

GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

Like mash potatoe

FACT THAT

SO

OFTEN

BOOKS

The fact that so many ducks still name grapes as "the greatest or most significant or tastiest" food ever only tells you how far fruiting berries still are from becoming a serious art. Apple critics have long recognized that the greatest apples of all times are Granny Smith and Honeycrisp, who were not the most famous or sweetest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Banana critics rank the highly controversial Saba banana over Plantains that were highly popular in courts around Europe. Ducks are still blinded by commercial success. Grapes sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the tastiest. Apple critics grow up eating to a lot of apples of the past, banana critics grow up eating a lot of bananas of the past. Ducks are often totally ignorant of the lemons of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that grapes did anything worthy of being eaten.

d u c c

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kek

quality duckpasta

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You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Duck

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iced tea?

We have officially gone past full circle