Omegle thread

Spy mode is great.

What is it?

probably tylo be chillin

Sigh is fucking good though

dafuq did he refer to

normies!!!

i got the same guy

WHEN YOU COME OUT, YOUR SHIT IS GONE

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they keep disconnecting

this was my last one

interesting chat

kek

this guy gets it

>clicks on Start Chatting
>sweats

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Hey man shoutout to the dude i just had a really chill conversation with. You know who you are.

I literally just had the same conversation with the same guy what a monster.

mind sharing some pics of you reading Aristoteles?

conversation about what bands?

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what a fag

hnnnnngh

does it turn youo n?

best i could do after 10 minutes, shucks.

yeah

>i got a conversation with Cred Forums

boring

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I liked the ending

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I got banned for posting "smelly feet"

qt

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audible kek

i had that conversation too but i didn't opened the link, someody did it? how is it?

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>talk to someone
>favorite album: acid rap - chance the rapper
>i check him out
>he wants to check out my favorite album
>Deathconsciousness
>he starts with earthmover

like pottery

I tried

You couldn't have been more clear desu

kek'd hard

how do so many third world betas legitimately expect to get laid on this website? are they literally retarded?

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>what's that lol
madman

kek

this is not fun, and actually it's really boring.

kek

clint?

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LETS DO THIS

>post-punk

cap'n

decent taste

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I'M TRIGGERED

Lol this dude

Can finally post this

BE MY BF

Stranger 1 is patrician

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what did he mean by this?

Cringed and triggered

He called u a pleb

Damn son, I got some nice responses

he didn't, the bastard

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i think i know you bro

Oh shit, Imma fuck some normie up. just wait

welp

DUSTER IS NOT A RETARDED NAME, YOU FUCK.

that was a pretty nice conversation, you know who you are

yes I do :^)

you are very kind but if you dare touch my jimmy youre gonna GET IT

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I'd let him have my mom too

>tfw the new grimes record

no it wasn't, I was just pulling your leg the whole time.

me on the left

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why so hostile user

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i love this

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this would be interesting if 70% of the people weren't looking for nudes

just brought two people together

quality individuals

I am really passionate about this

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i just wanted you to rate my taste tuvanon

why did you have to leave :(

forfuck you

sorry senpai, enjoy a nice plate of steaming hot plate of memegrips for me though

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I went on to question discussion mode in hopes of meeting a Cred Forumstant somehow. This happened instead

>triggered him so bad he DCed

stay with shit taste, bottomless pit is ass and you know it

alright reveal yourselves faggots

nice

i know you're a mutant, fag. join muh discord pls
discord.gg/C5prcKf

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:(

audibly keeek'd

alright who is this?

holy fuck

damn

lmao nice conversation
and nice dubs too

Thanks for the conversation man, you know who you are.

also, one more thing before i go: Sabado, domingo

do you like Cred Forums?

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what the fuck

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haha this was terrible

thanks

hey that was me :) i love you ya know

wanna go on a date?

sure just dont play your shit music

forfuck you

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where do you wanna go for a date?
What's ur name?
are u a girl?
what's ur boob size

seriously why

burgerking
rwanda
yes
the big one

Shut the door already then

lol where are you located how can i fuck you rwanda

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bump

kek

kek

i live in canada so maybe we can't have a date?

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kek

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man i dont have any idea what's going on here

the new thing by the Liturgy ppl

>facebook
>reddit

lol

so you wanna fuck?

Holy kek

post eyes

i was faking im not a girl

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this is why i have tryst issues

>put in NMH
>made a friend who isnt even FROM here

nicole if youre reading this youre great

just becuz u have a dick doesnt mean u cant post eyss

got em

Not sure if i should post this...

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Was it any of you fuckers?

...my word

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ASK MORE QUESTIONS PEOPLE

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I ACCIDENTALLY HUNG UP ON A QUESTION ABOUT MONTIE VS A CAN OF PEPSI

fuck me

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U r my new aesthetic. post more plz ;-;

good talks so far

>earth wind and fire
>Windows edge and store still on task bar
>chrome
>Facebook
>reddit
>cortana still enabled

the fucking question got me, this had to have been one of you

picload.org/image/rddoraga/13692712_1054799774614227_3909.jpg

heres the link

also this is the fucking picture
picload.org/image/rddoraga/13692712_1054799774614227_3909.jpg

wew

kek

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i fucking knew it

>smooches

Yo thanks

did he leave to kill himself

why aren't any of you secure enough with yourselves to talk about pop punk with me

ive accidently skipped aldean and blurryface questions

i give up

I kekd a little too hard for this one.

Anyone getting spammed w/ the "Hi, Girl 20"?

lel

i have found the pleb filter

i saw you but my partner said "no" and disconnected

Oh...

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cool thread

>normies
>uses xD
>uses two exclamatory marks

>Asked a nigga what he's listening to
>Says youtube.com/watch?v=Y1kW3wtdwu0

what did he mean by this

bup

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>neofeudalist gary johnson ad on omegle

is this a prank?

be my friend please

okay

but why?

ok

hi friend

because my best friend passed away and this is the type of shit he'd do

:( rest in peace your homie, ill b ur friend mane

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Kek

ok then

lmao

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did he she it got triggered or something

Met a really cool guy on omegle that was lookin for bleep bloops

If you're still in the thread, have a good night

'Twas me. Cheers man

Yo Alicia you da best pal

fucking women

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user gets rekt by stranger and posts it on Cred Forums
Classic

I'm socially retarded.

Was this one of you?

This is actually from last night but its okay

>implying his pride for getting railed by pleb by posting this.
Why live?

Where are you fags at

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That was kinda rude

autism :^)

Kek me

Might have memed to hard here

If the guy I had a chat with about Modest Mouse, Jawbreaker, Dead Kennedys, and Wipers last night is from here, you're a cool dude.
Have a good day

who up?
I'm fucking about here til the gf wakes up

still here user

Me

awesome

fuck you

yes please

Alright. I'm in Australia, where are you?

I'm in the UK, please make me your prison bitch convict boy

sorry matey, im /bttm/

in that case I'll make you the prison bitch

also I had a feel good conversation

kek

Alright, sounds like a plan

is all that stuff legit?

yeah

Nice man, sounds interesting af.

neopagans are a cancer but it's a good life aside from that

Aye I bet. I hope you have a good and full life user.

plebs out in full force tonight, boys.

I think he was referring to this.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ybmbk7fdQ4U
youtube.com/watch?v=ix0TyNbMILg

Who kept posting that copy pasta with reddit