Trap music

>American Primitivism
>isn't a bunch of cavemen banging on rocks and claiming to be free

>black metal
>none of the band members are black

>shoegaze
>none of the songs are about looking at shoes

>cyberpunk
>not punk
>not cyber
>not even music

>footwork
>not about foot fetishism

>Blues
>played by blacks

that's not a bad thing you know

>bad thing
>not bad

>shemales and traps are the same thing

>Cred Forums
>no cows at all

it's false advertising

Post of the year, everyone.

>he doesnt say Cred Forums like mew, the pokemon
are you fucking stupid? dont tell me you say music like moo-sick

You sure about that?

Check again.

>house music
>isnt about walls, ceilings and floors
>no buildings were used as instruments

>free jazz
>costs money

>Metal
>Existing.

>moo
>not mew
It's not pronounced moosic

>post-punk
>not about delivering mail

>metal
>Never mentions iron welding

>mew
Kill self

>Happy Harcore
>Neither Happy or Hardcore

>Post Hardcore
>Literally nothing to do with radical postmen doing sick flips while delivering letters

>nu metal
>band members aren't a bunch of cuckolds

laughed out loud. Thanks, user.

>Free jazz
>Still costs money

but footwork is about foot work

>power metal
>none of the band members have super powers

Name ONE band that does this.

>hip hop
>doesn't hip and hop

>drone
>doesn't bomb anyone