/metal/

no. :) im going to stay here for the duration of the threat. :)

xth for they redeemed themselvess

>hardcore

Don't you have your own general?

>way too early dude
>thread dies immediately
gg

do they?

Those 4 sound nothing alike?

What is this? Not Zenith Passage?

Mostly because those bands are all memes.
Nice try, Jesse.

that intro was entirely pointless

How?

Aren't all intros pointless?

post an album that reminds you of better days

sometimes they're effective, unlike here

...

Anyone listened to this yet? Rips are out.

I feel like this band keeps going towards a direction I don't like, even though I like what they've been putting out.

youtu.be/6c3I8os-1HU
>blackened beatdown
Where were you when the world went full meme?

You're not explaining yourself.

Isn't this just slightly-black slam?

how new? There's always been a few blackened beatdown bands

>Video is just a bunch of clips of baseball cap wearing white dudes walking up to a crowd and punching them

Why is so much modern metal like this? Peddling this insecure TUFFGUY bro vibe. It's honestly worse than rap in this regard.

Are you retarded?

Honestly, you seem like the insecure one here.

thats how hardcore has been since the mid 90s.

>he doesn't like the bro vibe
?

Stop trying to push your shit tumblrcore band we already have 2 that shit up these threads.

Why are you so threatened by the AOTD?

>t. triggered DMU babby

I think sunbather is complete garbage and I kind of like this one

Ok Kim Kelly

OK Brett Steven, author of Nihilism: A Philosophy Based In Nothingness And Eternity and noted fedora tipper.

>nietzschzghzsze writes books on nihilism
>6 gorillion authors leech off of his works and repackage it for ameritards

THE CAPTIVE ANGEL FLAILING STILL
INSIDE THE DARK, THE DARK INSIDE

thoughts on this pic?

Except Freddy hated Nihilism, and a quick Google search shows that this Steven guy doesn't. I'm assuming you're American yourself since you clearly don't fucking read.

The orignal hipster metal

youtube.com/watch?v=bIaDfWNdwmM

How do you pronounce "Akercocke"?

Goktoroke

i thought they disbanded after the antichrist

Niggerdevil

ache her cock

slamgaze when

They reunited recently to play some concerts
>29:45
youtube.com/watch?v=f5ICzFEI0Z8

Meant for

I hope they'll make new material

hey this could be decent if the singer didn't sound so weak and unmotivated

Anybody have a link for this album? Gotta hear it

They're also making a new album I think.

deathmetal.org/meta/brett-stevens-nihilism-now-stocked-by-hells-headbangers/
>holy fuck its real

I will never get into black

How do I sing like him?

Filosofem is one of the shittiest bm albums and varg's musical output is a fucking joke, don't feel bad, check out darkthrone and immortal

> A work of philosophy in the continental tradition, Nihilism examines the human relationship with philosophical doubt through a series of essays designed to stimulate the ancient knowledge within us of what is right and what is real.
>right
>real
>ancient knowledge

>check out these two hands with worse output than varg.

Hunter a cute
CUTE!!

Rheia is a good album. /metal/ is boring

I agree.

eat a lof of cheese

rheia is a strong contender for AOTY prove me wrong

nu-males are free to leave anytime

It isn't Blood Incantation.

Done.

varg's whole career is a joke
His bm years are easily the worst out of the norwegian bands, his atmoshit albums have 2 decent songs in them, only mildly redeeming thing might be his dungeonsynth years, and they're still mediocre as shit when compared to other dungeonsynth artists

>tfw people just don't have the time for music anymore

Now that Dust has settled we can all agree that Winters Gate is AOTY and new Dark Tranquillity track was underwhelming

Oh man this meme is killer. Amazing staying power. I just find it so funny when people say things like this as if they were actually true.

He's right though

fucking kek man nice one

>wahhh, mommy he said a racist thing!

If people keep fucking memeing this shit I'll have to download it eventually just due to curiosity even though it's probably shit.

It's in the ongoing sharethread. It's actually pretty good.

nah, his videos are actually the best thing he ever did

album isn't even out yet, I think it's going to be memed at the same levels sunbather was

what are some more 'dude satan but in space lmao' themed albums?

There are a few, but that's the only good one

Give the tracks a listen on youtube. The video was cringe enough for me but I fought through it. Protip, it doesn't get better. The people "praising" this are PR shills, nu metal blog cucks and or waifu fags. She's pretty but there has to be more than pretty to get me interested in your music.

I would rate her HHH/10

scratch that, this is also pretty good, not sure if it's even spaced themed apart from the cover though
youtube.com/watch?v=ZLVbnBhInv8

not really satanic, but space-themed. kind of a faster limbonic art (they're another space-y melodic bm band if you haven't heard of them)

youtube.com/watch?v=yZi3q9asjLw

>She's pretty

Space is objectively the most black metal place on Earth.
>fucking cold
>no living beings
>completely empty besides some rocks
>dark as fuck
>it proves that religion is false

>it proves that religion is false
No logical positivists or former Protestants allowed itt

go back to pol faggot.

Holy shit are all three of you niggers mentally retarded?

Not being a reddit-tier atheist makes you Cred Forums now?

>Space
>on Earth

go back to pol faggot.
all he said was "proves religion is false" which is correct.

Lol look where you at. Folks around here don't get out to clubs to see attractive females

i can't find a link, where'd you get it?

>you have to go to a club to find a girl attractive
2+2=5

>Implying you go out to clubs
>Implying you need to go out to clubs to know what an attractive female looks like
/metal/fags are just mad at stacy

0/10

How to into drone metal?

Delude yourself enough into thinking it's good music

>le earth is perfect for hoomans man therefore there must be a creator
>yuo cant prove evolution
I bet you think like this, right?

>listening to metal
>being religious

just like all metal?

go ask /altrock/

You don't. It's the lowest form of metal ever created. Yes the feces on mainstream stations have more talent put into it.

Most Cred Forums faggots are mad at stacy so they find goblins like grimes attractive, because at least they don't look perfect like stacy

Were you talking about the video where she was literally just touching herself toward the end?

that makes zero sense retard.

>the video where she was literally just touching herself toward the end
I'm starting to understand the hype

Just like all forms of entertainment that you like.

You've seen this a million times, overrating a "shy, introverted, innocent looking" girl because they feel like they have a chance

you check this out, and you don't venture any further unless you want some watered down copy/paste garbage

it makes a lot more sense than you think, first impressions are pretty powerful and will warp your mind

that's not a metal album though, it just served as a massive influence on bands who actually played a more metallic version of it

No, I'm not religious at all. I have no belief in the supernatural. But if you think the fact that the fact we can't see something that is supposed to be at least partially outside of nature shows that that thing does not exist, you misunderstand science and philosophy in general. Scientism doesn't even begin to describe how you think. I know cosmologists who are orthodox Jews. Lemaitre was Catholic. Einstein had a concept of God. These people all understand space more than you ever will.

Shi that sounds hot. Which video was it?

>that's not a metal album
That's probably why it's actualy decent

Whoa look out we got an autist here

>listening to metal
>not being Satanist
if you are a false don't entry

Damn.

>something that is supposed to be at least partially outside of nature shows that that thing does not exist, you misunderstand science and philosophy in general
Here we go, the god of the gaps. And then he says "you don't understand science"
Also, typical thought vomit. Your whole post I mean.

metal-tracker.com

Girl from oathbreaker sounds like shes dying at the end of this video
youtube.com/watch?v=tMTAkIDRHiA
I can't think of many people who can achieve the same level of pure terror and violence in their voice.

>literal reddit meme
can't tell if this is bait or just typical /metal/

Women are already memes, why are you doing this?

>i rate oathheaven

You don't understand science. If you think that observations of the natural world are sufficient to disprove the existence of the supernatural, you don't understand science. Science in its current form doesn't even sufficiently describe the natural world.

And bring up informal fallacies all you want. They don't make me wrong.

thanks famiglia

No one would have gave a crap about this false black metal shit if they don't have a semi qt chick singer

Have you listen to it yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=3x6nxwY6lEY

they've been a fairly successful band on a notable label for the the past 5ish years, they just started to use their BM influence more than their crust influence.

Nice quads, and np. I get all my metal from there and sometimes I even reupload it to what.cd. It's a very good semi-private tracker.

Man this is really good. Too bad memers are going to listen to it and transform it into sunbather 2.0

>You don't understand science
it doesn't matter how many times you repeat this because I understand more about it than you do.
>Science in its current form doesn't even sufficiently describe the natural world.
maybe you should look at like, works of Einstein WITH SOME THOUGHT LOL.

Dude you're the one spouting literal reddit nonsense.

They never said they were black metal n to begin with faggot

This and pretty much Maiden's 70-86 albums

That intro is so fucking bad god damn, DUDE SO ARTSY DUDE SO ABSTRACT DUDE SO DEEP DUDE LMAO YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
onwards from 2:20 is ok I guess, but it gets repetitive and boring fast

This looks like the laziest battle jacket ever.

I am looking at Einstein with some thought. I'm taking a class on GR. Read Crisis of the European Sciences. If you want to understand the limitations of science, read philosophers not scientists.

Explain to me how observations of space completely disprove the existence of God. Not cast doubt on, disprove.

He's Nocturno Culto, he can get away with anything. He could put on a MLP shirt and nobody would have any right to object.

you know more than one person can think you're a dumb faggot

cant imagine how this band played in town in a youth center years ago

I meant Fenriz.
Ted looks fine.

Oh. Well, what I said still applies.

Guy makes fucking DJ remixes of black metal classics.

You know one faggot can pretend he's two faggots

>Were friends with guys wanting to play 2nd wave bm
>Didn't get it at the time
>Get really into it half a year later
>They already have the member they were looking for
>can't find bm bands to play in

>You can't disprove the existence of God by looking at space
>Something literally everyone who doesn't watch Cosmos every weekend and masturbate to Sam Harris can agree on
>reddit nonsense

whatever lets you sleep at night

underrated post

sounds like you'll find another new cultural identity to latch onto soon enough anyway

didnt realize ted is a manlet who doesnt know how to wear clothes that fit him

Yes. That is reddit nonsense. You are a redditor spouting nonsense.

Giving up so soon?

Not the same guy, look I'm all for it for getting crazy, causing a mayhem, mosh pits and starting shit in hardcore shows, that's part of the fun but I hate those assholes that start throwing punches like an helicopter, karate kicks or doing crossfit in the pit. It's fucking retarded.
This is how a gig is done
youtu.be/Ud1S25WXN9I

Hell, watch any Gorilla Biscuits show to this date, old school is the way to go as far as pits are concerned, kung fu jocks are a goddamn joke and no one likes them

When melon gives it 8/10, I'll spam the fuck out of this album

Literally the same thing. There are guys in the background doing the same goddamn thing you're complaining about.

>Having some education in the sciences and some basic understanding of philosophy of science and philosophy in general makes you a redditor spouting nonsense, but knee-jerk, scientistic atheism does not
Incorrect. You are the stereotypical, fedora wearing, euphoric, reddit atheist.

Still waiting from you to derive the nonexistence of God from space btw. I'll remind you that informal fallacies don't make arguments invalid since you people love to wave those around.

>Literally the same thing
Like i said, it's different to start shit up in the mosh pit but I don't see any one taking the whole space to do his kicking showdown

Good stuff

>just turns the insult around without explaining why
How fucking autistic are you?

>Still waiting from you to blah blah blah
Gonna be waiting a long time plebbit, I never said I'd do that, and I have no reason to do it.

le monke

Probably because it's all close up shots where they suddenly cut to the band doing some punk shit.

Did you see the part where a guy got hit by a bottle? If you pay any attention to the crowd, they're doing the exact same thing as the other band.

srsly cheering at the end?

Good thing you didn't waste your time. Any argument would just be some bullshit Kant btfo'd centuries ago with "God" replaced with "lelnogod"

And don't pretend that you don't know that the reddit stereotype is naive atheism.

I'm gonna go fap to how uneducated you are.

Kys.

What, are you giving up, plebbit? It's pretty easy to see how sciences exploration of space disproves the Judeo-Christian God's existence.

Holy projection batman. If they never had videos and she didn't use cleans it'd be almost indistinguishable

i checked out the band not knowing she singer was a bitch, and could instantly tell it was a woman. it's pretty obvious

new Alcest leaked, thoughts on it?

kinda related youtube.com/watch?v=Nq0L3i-L3Jc

Origin is sped up black metal anyway

atmoshit

is this a wanking skeleton hand?

gay

Surprisingly good

>Origin is sped up black metal
Explanation, please.

>muh percussive based death metal
Absolutely yes

>major chords being shredded up and down instead of being played slowly and frostbitten.
>blastbeats so as blastbeats but 3x faster

>death metal chord progression
>gravity blasts, and blastbeats are exclusively black metal

Sorry, meant to say "are not exclusively black metal"

>blastbeats implies black metal
keked

alcest leak

>beautiful artwork
>irredeemably awful hipster music
every damn time

>>beautiful artwork
ehh

desu I do get some Bulldozer and Sarcofago vibes from this if I squint with my ears

since the year is basically over, let's see those AOTYs

...

...

>pillarboxed covers

wew lad, brb gassing myself

USER MAAT RE

THOU HAST DONE

NOTHIIIINNNNNGG

It's that time of day again.

Best song on that album

meh

MEH

+Behexen, Morbid Angel

what's the red album

What is the middle album to the very left?

++FFF
++Hellhammer
~Vitus
-Ghost Reveries
+Sepultura

>what's the red album
Eggs of Gomorrh - Rot Prophet

Oh, that looked familiar. The original cover was purple which is why I got confused. Pretty average trendy black death imo.

>inb4 not meal enough

yeah looks like the guy used some alternative artwork for it, top tier war metal anyways

>yaphet kotto

>orchid

when did /metal/ get screamo?

>new negura bunget leak in sharethread
>new negura bunget leak in sharethread

>loli shit
please stop

Mwah mwah mwah mwaaaaaah

it's just vocaloid music with a lewd cover

>500 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't started yet

Metal for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=Sr4gPS0gpdE

the new Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum album

>500 word
wtf that's nothing desu

enjoying it so far, 100% non-metal though

>500 word
>essay
confirmed highschooler
you should be able to shit that out in 15 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=VvENeQoloew
Also 500 words shouldn't be that difficult senpai, I've crammed through more in a few hours

Altered Dead

Not meming here, really? Did you study anything to do with literature or something?

Non-atmoshit black is GOAT

wtf i love fedoras now

It's rare though

...

>maze like compositions
there's nothig maze-like in that song.
at least know what the fuck you're talking about when you promote your own music ffs

modernized male spotted

At least know what the fuck you're talking about when you criticize other people's music ffs

majored in economics, had one class my last semester where I had to bring in a 500 word essay for each class (twice a week) and then a 5 page paper at the end of every other week.

Give me some essential lifting albums please

listen to beatdown hardcore

start with suburban scum

>Tell some girl that I listen to metal
>"Don't you guys like have spikes, wear boots and have long hair?"

You don't?

well, don't you?

fucking false

>girl immediately thinks of fashion
cant be helped anyway
more embarrassing when guys care more about the fashion of it

Wew laddy

Been away from /meal/ for a few weeks. What did I miss lads?

blood incantation memeing
oathbreaker memeing

nothing really

Which of these bands coming in my city is worth seeing?

Amon Amarth
Kamelot
Orphaned Land
Sabaton
Evergrey
Amaranthe
Negura Bunget

atmo vs riff shitting
two guys arguing over funeral doom

>listening to post-Demigod Behemoth
shm

negura bunget
rest is garbo

None

Honestly I've never listened to any Behemoth besides The Satanist so today I figured I'd check out the rest

>listening to behemoth
baka

My Deafheaven shirt arrives today :3

amaranthe

This is Behemoth's fault (and I like it).

++Demilich, Katalepsy, Wormed
+Archgoat
-Behemoth

where my Brutal Death Metal brothers at?

Sabaton unironically.

post orgasmic metal moments

>before you see the light, you must
>DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the state of this thread
jesus fuck

0:42
youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M

What Triggers atmo blackie fags the most?

anime

How do I sing like him?

Cred Forums tier trolling u mad lol only pretending to be retarded posting
on a mu general thread

2:30, several minute long solos...OH SATAN
youtube.com/watch?v=MM20BnLGuIM

Dumb Frogposter

>listen to Sargeist's Let the Devil In
>sometimes it gives me the feels
>sometimes it's too sappy and corny
y tho?

I hope this is the right place for this. I've never really listened to any kind of rock music but I thought I'd give Thrash Metal a go because it has a cool name and I actually really liked Kill em all.

Can I get suggested more music to try? On Kill 'Em All my favourite tracks are The Four Horsemen and Phantom Lord (I really like the part that starts around 2:34)

also...

3:40
youtube.com/watch?v=bbI0kR8qNl0

goddammit i didn't mean to post the spinning gif bullshit version

evil invaders
battery
dark angel
megahera's first album
metal church's first album
overkill's first album
vio-lence's first album

Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax AKA "the big four". Start with them, each one will put you down a different metal path depend on which one you like

Megadeth means you like technical styles of metal, and probably have a good ear for guitars

Slayer means you want the h4ardc0re metal like death, black etc

Anthrax means your a walking meme and should kys, check out grindcore or whatever other punk influenced meme genres there are

Metallica means your a normie and you should probably stick with mainstream thrash, heavy, glam metal and never leave those genres

>>it proves that religion is false

A song having more than one riff

fuck off nazi cuck

can someone post that link to the archive of Cred Forums approved albums

forgot what it's called

you know, the one that OP is suppose to post in the OP

thanks

kek

ask reddit

This battery shit is lit af

this is /metal/ approved

>muh approval
don't be a meme, user.

jebus...10/10 chart

Which albums do I start with?

Was the new Slayer really that bad?

thanks but i meant the link to the pastebin

just forgot what it was called

nigger, i just want some recommendations for specific genres

using spotify to find new bands is not working out very well

sorry for calling you the N word by the way,.please dont report me

yeah they're sick...i probably should have segmented my post into stuff from the 80s, and more recent stuff. there's been somewhat of a resurgence of thrash, generally labeled neo/nu-thrash, basically bands trying to emulate those of the 80s (since thrash was basically dead for ~15 years).

Megadeth - Peace sells or Rust in Peace

Slayer - Show no mercy or Reign in Blood

Anthrax - Among the Living or Spreading the Disease

Metallica - Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets

kek

nice

other than the fucking belching

what the fuck is this

everyone laugh at this man, he listens to burp metal

Megadeth - Peace Sells
Slayer - Hell Awaits
Anthrax - Among The Living
Metallica - Ride The Ligthing

um, show no mercy and reign in blood are very different

show no mercy - speed/nwobhm very similar to Kill Em All
reign in blood - thrash, laying groundwork for extreme metal

pic related and is everything you need.
the pastebin is pretty outdated anyway.

LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST

>literally some fag belching for 3 minutes

do you really like that song?

im looking for doom metal, some guy posted The devil and the Almighty Blues like last week and im looking for similar stuff

thanks though

>they don't listen to blackened melodic belch metal

w e w

A beginner doesnt care, slayer sounds more heavy then the others regardless, you really think someone who doesnt even listen to rock will pick up the differences? I just gave him slayers only two good albums because it doesnt fucking matter.

Slayer:
youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0
youtube.com/watch?v=7XGUF-yHKW0
youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

Metallica:
youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
youtube.com/watch?v=xjlgUx7_aN0

Megadeth:
youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
youtube.com/watch?v=hcjN5BNU9CY
youtube.com/watch?v=D5IccHdslzM

Pantera/Sepultura:
youtube.com/watch?v=RQ8LkOwWfaw
youtube.com/watch?v=gy4Db3eCxeg
youtube.com/watch?v=jnRP77QN59w

alright i think he's got enough material

>metallica

kys

>slayer
>kys

>megadeth

tolerable

>sepultura
kys

>pantera

kill yourself right niow you little shit tyoure not efven funny I ama FUCKING ANGRY

>CHON
What's with the hype these guys seem to get? Most of the tracks on Newborn Sun felt like non-songs, & the one that did wasn't even 3 minutes long. I find it odd that they got so popular from basically nothing

RE

more like sepulTURDa HAHAHAHAHAHA

reddit.com/r/teenagers

SLAYER

more like SNOOZER HAHAHHAHAHA

kill yourself

more like MEHtallica amirite

Methinks this user was at a middle school party and an older kid told him the fruit punch was actually vodka, and he believed him. Now he's TOTES DRUNK AS FUUUUUUCK.

>inb4 vodka is clear, thatsthejoke.jpg

>megadath

MORE LIKE MEGADUMB HEHEHEHE

I was the guy who posted the devil and the almighy blues last week. Ignore the pic you replied too, its a meme rec picture for newfag trolling. While its not 100% metal this might be interesting for you youtube.com/watch?v=tbA66jyyyTU

>MORE LIKE PANTERRABLE

HAHAHA

What the fuck happened to /meal/? Why is the thread 100% cancer

are you new?

>this thread is so cancerous (except for me i am above you peasants XD)

>metallica

more like METALLICA SUCKS

>Strapping
brb time to attempt to get into City again

new thread you meme loving fucks

haha, these postsings made me laugh. thank you

no but it was kind of boring. I liked the production a lot though