/metal/

let me try again:

since the year is practically over, post them AOTYs

thanks

Winning aoty in 2016 is like winning the special olympics. This year is the worst year in metal history

Blood Incantation - Starspawn
Vektor - Terminal Redux
Gojira - Magma
Periphery - III: Select Difficulty
Oathbreaker - Rheia

Red Fang's new album isn't out yet though.

>tfw starting to get tired of my current /metal/ playlist

FUCK

I HAVE NOTHING TO LISTEN TO

KILL ME

The tracks they've released so far really aren't that impressive. Honestly I think they've been steadily getting worse since the self-titled.

Rheia
Blood Incantation
Inquisition
Nails
Trap Them
Sunn O))) Russian Live Album
Thy Catafalque

Still hype for Mithras, Bolzer (kinda), Full of Hell, WITTR.

youtube.com/watch?v=HC1CnedRshU

I like this one, still holding on for a miracle.

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EP of the year

kill yourself

Generic as fuck

Is the generic tech death but with a fretless bass meme over?

>i havent listened to it

killer album art

>HEY FUCK YOU I BET YOU HAVENT EVEN LISTENED TO IT

retard

didnt i tell you to kill yourself?

It's only a bet if I'm not sure.

I don't need to listen to an album to know how shitty it is faglord

yeah, too bad it was shit

>stop disliking what i like
no

It's safe to say that Finland has beaten Sweden at their own game

Wew lad

>i dont need to listen to an album to listen to an album

You're a joke my man

I didn't say that, you just don't have an opinion.

you started out good, but then you memed yourself into oblivion

youre right i dont have an opinion

it's literally a fact that the album is utter GARBAGE
and youre GARBAGE for liking it

now; kill yourself as previously requested

all five were memes you dip

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Telling someone to do something isn't a request, you're literally too stupid to even be talking to me, I'd smoke you in a debate any day of the week.

Fucking shocked that Skeletonwitch actually released something that wasn't garbage. In fact... it was really good.

You don't seem like nice or smart people :(.

>still arguing after getting BTFO

never reply to me again or ill hurt you

I can't think of anything more exhausting than drumming for Marduk

>never reply to me again or ill hurt you
are you the same middle schooler who spammed the end of the last thread? why don't you go back to Cred Forums

Is there any group of people on the internet more autistic than molyneux posters?

im warning you, back off, faggot

You're the kind of person who would donate one dollar to Molymeme. You make me sick.

> XD

Epica redeeming themselves with AOTY.

I meant to post the 5 biggest memes this year but I actually have a thing for Starspawn and Terminal Redux

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Most overrated album if 2016. One good riff on the whole thing.

>Most overrated album if 2016
But that's not Starspawn

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Wow a non meme op. Glad we moved past metal that sounds like it took a dive in strawberry milk.

One good riff for one good song.

The shilling worked on me. God damn.

>power metal
>non meme

New album when

It's some of the only real metal in these threads

lol!

Summer is over and it's getting chilly and windy again.

Rec me some more "walking through a cold forest on a mountain" atmospheric post-y type shit like Agalloch or Isis

Shit logo
Shit pic
Shit editing
Nothing good could come crom this musically
Also they all look like power bottoms

Power Metal, classic Heavy Metal, and Folk Metal (white cultural influence only, no Turban Metal or Samurai Metal ala Melechesh or Black Kirin) are the only true sub/genres.
There's no more wiggle room.

XD

Varg shills

yer done

But the best folk metal bands sing about Egyptian shit.

>oh yes daddy Kalmah please put out the same album again but with different production
Kys, cuck

Egyptians were white. Everybody was white. Santa is white. God is white.

rec some good folk metal

I listened to Stench because I thought it would be funny or something, but it's actually really fucking good. What are some similar bands?

God is dead and Santa is only there to fuck your mum

Fingers luk lik dat Sabaton nigga

Vektor is objectively aoty.

Excited to hear the new alcest in full tomorrow though.

Been listening to that today, it shreads

>there are people ITT who don't think Starspawn/Terminal Redux are the unquestionable AOTY
kys kiddie plebs ur wastin ur lyfe

The year isn't over yet

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The year was over as soon as Terminal Redux was released, and we all know it.

Feel free to list a better album donkey.

...A better album than what?

v-sect.bandcamp.com/track/say-goodnight

draggedintosunlight-official.bandcamp.com/track/to-hieron

damn...

Well thank god DiS is releasing something, that split they had with GTT was godawful. He really fucking dragged them down. Why even work with such a hack?

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What do you think of HHH lads?

um

that song is from the debut

DiS is definitely the stronger of the two for sure

I like noise music and some of the GTT stuff is comical

Comical? It's a joke.

He will build a wall to keep the illegal atmoshitters out

this wasnt special in any way

Is most prog metal terrible because of the influence of King Crimson? They're easily the worst of the dad-prog albums and ITCOCK was very influential on metal.

Thoughts on this one?

Does anyone have a mega link for the new opeth album

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Not AOTY contender but might fit into the 20-10 range of better albums.

Slice the Cake? More like In the Trash

>atmo
"Atmo? Atmo. If you want atmo go sit in your bathroom, on the toilet and run the ventilation fan. There's your atmosphere. The toilet, by the way, is where this stuff belongs. This music needs to be huge, huge sounds! Not your wimpy atmosphere. Atmosphere will get you nowhere folks. You have to have raw power, and that's what metal is all about people. Raw. Power."

hahaha oh shit
youtube.com/watch?v=PSFNp1JU9f8
it's a few days old so i'm assuming most people have seen it, what am i in for

youtube.com/watch?v=lpVUMuLLqug

Literally the GOAT corset metal. With the last 2 albums they surpassed early Nightwish IMO.

Says the fag who probably listens to the same awfully produced black metal over and over kek

>trash surpasses other trash
a real achievement.

You're really bad at this

>new Trna album
fuck me, didn't know this was a thing
thanks man

Who cares?

New Sabaton is objectively AOTY
Only hipsters with no sense of fun will disagree

Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum is dope

People who can do better impressions

>writes a song glorifying the killing of tens of thousands of Zulu

AOTYAY

why the fuck would you want it

I like Sabaton a lot, but the new album was kind of lukewarm

The vocals really grew on me

I want to listen to it and I did like sorceress and the wild flowers

Terrorize other people by playing it in public, for example.
Maybe he just wants a good laugh.
Maybe he's just scum.

Great but a couple tracks were shit

Jokes on you I like Kalmah :)

help me u fgts, what is the name of that black/post metal band from iceland that broke up recently, i cant think of their name...i have their albums but im too drunk to remember their name

nvm i got it, solstafir thanks a lot clitwipes

>clitwipes
hey,

ur welcome

-A Clitwipe

Try Æther Realm, it's similarish, they're touring together soon, a bit more melodeath though

Black metal sucks

>t. blackie

Not really AOTY but I give it an honorable mention for being heavy as fuck. Reminds me of electric wizard with better vocals minus the DUDE WEED shtick

best Coroner album?

Is the joke that 3/5 members look like goblins

What are the best black metal bands that arent just "DUDE SATAN LMAO". I cant stand listening to bands scream about hell and how they drink satans blood in the mornings instead of coffee. Burzum and Immortal are the only two I know since I'm just getting into BM

At least black metal bands are intentionally faggy. Being ironically faggy like this is 10x worse. Hailing from Portland or austin?

R.I.P.

If I had to listen to only one song for the rest of my life it would be this instrumental youtube.com/watch?v=M4-QkRvczzA

those 2 bands could have easily been singing about stan but you wouldnt have been abel to tell, so fuck off shitass

>burzum

Just because your ears are broken doesnt mean mine are faggot

why is he so based

>Varg
>based

Reevaluate your life choices

>>/leddit/

Its not saying much to say you have above average iq, to quote a wise man I will say " think about how dumb the average person is, then realize 50% of the population is even more stupid than that".

this

im not even biased for or against him, but sheeit

that post was bait anyway, probably

I can't imagine jerking off over someone so much that I would think that comment is actually clever

He's so fucking delusional. Probably genuinely autistic.

"way" above average, though

also, it's "even more stupider", you fucking retard. absoluetly pethetic that you cant even spelt that write.

How does metallum's genre system work?
What's the difference between Stoner/Doom Metal vs. Doom/Stoner Metal? What did they mean by
>Atmospheric Sludge/Progressive Metal/Post-Hardcore
and other meme shit?

You gave me a good chuckle senpai

>Stoner/Doom Metal
Stoner with Doom elements

>Doom/Stoner Metal
Doom with Stoner elements

funny y/n?

ELECTRICAL

no

I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS

kek

but im black and i like black metal

I was really disappointed by this. I was told it was like Nails and Black Breath and instead I just got really bland stuff that happened to have an HM2 guitar tone.

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B T F O

not this guy again

kill yourself and stop recommending that shit album

ty

Varg, like Trump, are the spoiled autistic kids who can't admit they're wrong and argue from unassailable positions

actual screencap of his comments or your just a faggot spouting bullshit.

now playing?

>this asshurt
How long you been following thulean perspective?

2kvlt4me

>being retarded

Hum too bad.

It's definitely not as aggressive as nails. I dont see the similarity desu

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but user some of the best lyrics are religious-themed

It definitely leans a little more to pure osdm. Personally, I think the guitar tone is great, just so incredibly harsh.

You literally just screencapped other peoples comments then filled in his comments with whatever the fuck you wanted. I dont judge others without proof, although desu I imagine your just baiting people for "the ebin trollz"

any good folk metal bands that dont just sing about alcohol and sword fights?

t. Varg Vicucknig

fuck you man im a fucking legend im a modern Viking eat shit nigger

(you)

thats what you wanted right?

wait i didnt mean to imply i was varg, because im not varg...

varg is a legend though, everyone buy my music please

Post meme reviews

click

Such a good album

i meant to say everyone buy his music (Varg's) not mine, im not varg.

>folk metal
>good

wew lad

metal-archives.com/reviews/In_Flames/Soundtrack_to_Your_Escape/33188/MutatisMutandis/34676

>doesn't deny it

fuck u im a real man i listen to manly music about dragons and shit

flutes and violins DEFINITELY belong in metal

All the 0% and low reviews here
metal-archives.com/reviews/Deathspell_Omega/Si_Monvmentvm_Reqvires,_Circvmspice/39107/

Also, all the 90 and up reviews

Vikings discovered tuned down guitars in the 5th century, dont let Jewish history books fool you

what did you mean by this

>An Arab merchant visiting Hereby, Denmark, in the 10th century had this to say about the Viking's singing: Never before I have heard uglier songs than those of the Vikings in Slesvig (in Denmark). The growling sound coming from their throats reminds me of dogs howling, only more untamed.

hey man fuck u let me enjoy my retarded medieval tunes

>tfw played folk metal while my gf was in the car
>she just started laughing and jumped out of the car even though we were going 70 mph

did she died

no she jumped onto a dragon and flew away to folk metal land

subtext ppl

that other guy wasnt me

but yes she died after i turned around and ran over her while listening to some hardcore bagpipe solos

sure is reddit in here

>le no fun allowed man

Any good blackened metalcore like the new Show Me Wolves album?

>inb4 "egads, the two should not be mixed!"

>blackened metalcore
tippity top kek-a-roo lad

>egads

The Secret
Plebeian Grandstand

>ITT: black sheep of a band's discography

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

fucking love side 2. Hope they add even more black metal elements on the next LP

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Not my #1 but it's up there

t. never moshed in his life

AOTY hasn't come out yet tho

kek'd my balls off to this youtube.com/watch?v=NC3QnAcBsbg

Anyone heard the new Oathbreaker yet? Not sure how I feel about the cleans but holy shit, everything else is perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=tMTAkIDRHiA

sunbathers meme albums need to die

>blackened crust
>sunbathers meme

Wew.

It's great senpai
Don't get the meme hate for it

Just got back from the WT concert at the stage AE. Setlist was phenomenal. Mikael's growls actually sounded really nice.

>t. cuck

If your a big fan of Tech thrash ala artillery, toxik, megadeth, black fast, etc how do I make the transition to death metal or tech death? I always hear death is just a more technical thrash but with harsher vocals and down tuned guitars.

Start with early death metal like Possessed and Death.

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wodensthrone

AOTY

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kawir and kroda

Are there any better direct download sites than RealmOfMetal?

dark-world

Thanks to whoever mentioned them a few threads ago.
I really liked their newest, now I'm working my way forward from their first.

Metal Area.

This album is great.

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best Hatchet album?

the vocals are the only good part
instruments sound too fucking cheesy

folk metal is not usually my deal but i dont mind Elvenking

youtube.com/watch?v=kNwlALVuK7A
if thats too airy fairy

youtube.com/watch?v=0sBoT4qMvxM

Any similar artists to OP's pic?

>Gojira
>AOTY
man it's gotta be like the worst Gojira album ever

wording this post

magma is cuck metal

its like listening to Korn but the vocals are softer and the acoustics are heavier

>responding to meme post

So when is Mirai going to take revenge on Varg anyway?

Why would he do that?

heh, this is actually kinda awesome though

Check out this faggot

What does Dead say before his live performances of Buried by Time and Dust? Something about 80 years?

MANY YEARS....HAD PASSED SINCE THE FUNERAL *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Fit For A King and Hundredth are the only two good metal core/hardcore bands

Why do you guys like this so much? It wasn't bad but it's nothing special

It's pretty good, not amazing. I get why it's liked so much, it's pretty over the top and try hard, but it doesn't do as much for me as it does for others I think.

Some shitty Christcore band is among the only good metalcore bands out there? Nigga.

Recc some autumn black metal albums?

No. First Fragment and other groups have released tech death albums with fretless bass this year.

tfw you're a loser even by metalhead standards

This desu

DESTINAYYYY IS CALLING YOUUU
PASSING THROUGH THE EDGE OF HEART

Basically everything by Woods of Desolation.

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Panopticon - Autumn Aurora and Gallowbraid - Ashen Eidolon have some pretty cool autumn vibes as well.

>METARR IS MY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
What did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=lySyMsb21P0

>Panopticon - Autumn Aurora
uwotm8

Fuck, that's not the title, sorry. I haven't slept yet. Panopticon - Autumn Eternal is the title.

Best Darkthrone album?

Post metal that topped charts in your country

youtube.com/watch?v=9K0wJEcte-8

metal tops the charts all the time in benisland

AOTY and AOTD

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What does it even mean that he has his thumb like that?

what the fuck, Sólstafir did split?

are you serious

>Sabaton
such a fucking disgrace to Falun and Sweden in general

kys blackie

i love this

we are almost at war with Sabaton at this point
relicsofdeath.bigcartel.com/product/anti-sabaton-shirt

ANSWER ME

post metal that's good for walking along a paved road near the edge of a forest while posting on instagram about it

i'll start

I'm gonna see Sabaton live and there's nothing you fags can do about it

>browsing /metal/
>actually leaving the basement and going to shows
Pick one and only one my friend.

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=BFaiGiWcyY8
>not listening the aoty

The 5th track was the only thing that really grabbed me. That is a legit solid Alcest track.
Everything else was definitely serviceable. Definitely more listenable than Shelter, and less boring.

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Sabaton encompasses everything wrong with European power metal lad.

How many of you like this album?

ME

ye its fairly good

Why is Accumulation of Generalization so good?

UNTOUCHED
SPIRITUALL
EXPERIENCEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=fCBKzWg4WYo

metal for this feel?

What are some bands like Street Sects?

Skyclad, Thrawsunblat, Panopticon, Thy Worshiper

Primordial and Moonsorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=bsUs-TuKkBo

What the fuck, I thought this was supposed to be prog death like Opeth and the first tracks sounds like metalcore

>prog death like Opeth
opeth has never played "prog death"

>implying

New POS just announced
youtube.com/watch?v=SOcV94khwaU

Not sure if I have much hope

>New piece of shit just announced
agreed

lol

>POUNDED
>INTO

>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

>Phil Anselmo screams "wh**e p**er", and the silence is deafening...
damn

Hod damn it

Kek

Transylvanian Hunger

Is new Epica actually decent or just waifufags shilling?

>IT

>WAS

>MADE

>TO

>KILL

It's not bad

Anyone got the new Winterfylleth album?

probably.

the new torture chain album is so incredibly disappointing

what was good in war metal this year. if you say sabaton i will fight you irl

listening now. tracks certainly draw you in. haven't had a good sludge metal record since baroness, if you even consider them sludge anymore.

>furfag metal
>good

you are gonna have to further elaborate on this greentext i haven't been in these threads for a while

Discuss your favorite Candlemass song and talk about why it's Demon's Gate.

bewitched tho

It's better than last one at least

That filthy HM-2 sound.
youtube.com/watch?v=7oITlOOREVM

Thanks

>KILL

>EVERY

>CUNT

is this glam metal? am i a glam metal fan now?

It's clearly Embracing the Styx

IT HAS THEIR BEST FUCKING RIFFS.
it's dramatic as fuck without being excessively cheesy, it's an amazing closer.

limp bizkit

yeah it is
it's even about being a glam metal rockstar
so you're a glamboy
no shame in that, there are very good things that came out of glam, and WASP is the best.

after reading all the rave reviews i expected it to be traditional heavy/speed metal or something

youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5cZMMXQmc

it's so fucking good

So mu, I thought I hated metal until I listened to An Autumn For Crippled Children.
y'all consider this real metal? are they good?
if so do they fit into a specific subgenre because I'd love more. I didn't think metal could be pink

It's also the best metal opera

WASP is the most aggressive glam band (outside of hybrid bands like current-day CNK) so it's natural for you to expect that, but it still has the groovy sexy riffs, power ballads and WILD vocals that define glam metal.

and the costumes and hair.

New thread

arguable but it's up there with the best

>y'all consider this real metal?
not personally

>are they good?
based on the stuff i've heard i think they're terrible

check out alcest, deafheaven and lantlos

Into the unfathomed tower, 2bh, followed by rest of the tales of creation