At record store

>at record store
>the patricians in the classical and jazz sections are staring at my choices

The ''patrician'' meme was started with a chart full of radio rock, britpop and memerap, retard.

>go to record store to see if there's any CDs
>all the record store nerds stare at me
>see there's no CDs
>walk out
This actually feels less painful when I type it out

>go to cashier
>"excuse me where are the Chon and Animals Are Leaders records in the jazz section?"

Was this post intentionally meant to be cringe? Because it's one of the worse things I've seen in a while

Please stop posing on this board.
is where you belong.

>tfw I AM the patrician in the jazz section, feels good to be top dog at something.

i don't see what you are talking about these are my favorite jazz artists, and i think i know a bunch about the genre

no I think it was completely and utterly sincere

I just stare at them, they immediately look down and start pretending to look busy.

I never get anxious in record stores. I feel safe because I just assume that everyone there is a nerd and if not they're huge plebs. Nothing to worry about. Most of the people working are pretty autistic too except for the occasional fixed gear hipster qt

What sort of record store doesn't have CDs?

pre-1982 ones

who was cuter?

here's the secret to life. NO ONE CARES about you. autists think everyone is judging them everywhere they go, the grocery, the record store, at parties. dude, no one gives a fuck about you...unless of course you draw attention to yourself by being a super autist. if you keep a cool appearance youll make it senpai, thats all it takes

Varg

>if you keep a cool appearance youll make it senpai, thats all it takes

I've been doing this for years.
Now I'm lonely

Actually I do judge plebeians silently

>feels good to be top dog at something.
why did you greentext this

Well, I guess they did but they were just compilation dance CDs and top 40

varg.

>just b urself

fuck off normie

Jazz and Classical are a meme