/metal/

if you actually know what you were talking about you could probably criticize that album more effectively and without sounding like you don't know how to talk about music, if all you can criticize is the fact that there are predictable dynamic shifts you are boring.

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>"substance"
trashed indeed

whats your top 10 dubsbro?

is abbath that bad? i like immortal but still haven't checked his s/t

whats the better meme?

blood incantation
vektor
chthe'ilist
oathbreaker

meme incantation
vektor - terminal meme

meme'ilist
memebreaker

post silly band merch

None because they don't feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid

memen - affinimeme
Almeme - Kodameme
Wormeme

anyone start figuring out their nbbmn plans yet? any goals?

I'm thinking of trying to listen to at least one bm record I haven't heard before each day of november.

sorry, i don't have autism

It's gotta be Memesorrow
basically this

nobody cares about that anymore

unirionically kill yourselves

gonna masturbate to kill myself

Memework

Meme Bath Suicide
Memeheart Machine
Shitposter's Portrait
Natural Born Memes
Meme Number Five
Stabbing the Memes
Sworn to a Great Meme
The Meme Broadcast
The Memeing Infinite
The Meme Majestic

updated your list
use this one for future reference

you say that but when /metal/ grinds go a halt next month while /nbbmn/ flourishes you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds

garbage
hh

>29 posts
>13 IPs

shit thread

In Memes

Lunar Kek
Subhuman
The Memester Race
Whore Uncle
Colon
Gayman
Reroute to Rememe
Soundtrack to Your Ass Rape
Cum Rarity
A Sense of Ruse
Sounds of an user Shitposting
Semen Charms
Kekkles

>Wanting to post with Cred Forums regulars

no thanks.

opinions?

do you really think /metal/ isn't the same like 95 people with the occasional outsiders

>the absolute state of /meme/ during /nbbmn/

stoner metal is just glorified buttrock

i'm gonna be contrarian doing nothing but black music november
niggervember
instead

whoops
here's the real one

>implying that's any different than normal

also nice cherry-picking from one thread

Anyone got a download link for this?

>95 people

yeah you wish pal

its in the archive, but because you are lazy

mega.nz/#!5oxwFajJ!6Q_A9lbqchyp_edmrd7K1OyzJ6M-6i80Un5VTHMQVco

last thread had 100 IPs, i'm saying on average, not this thread you fucking moron.

sorry, that's the flac

heres the v0

mega.nz/#!g9gWzBpQ!OidjF__YIoxvm6FcWo4Gs7blisX0owtEioR9Xt_hTyw

>no Six Feet Under and Infant Annihilator

uh huh sure ok

lol

what did he mean by this?

299 / 60 / 100 / 4

>varg

youtube.com/watch?v=oOilABxhRFs

anyone can make up numbers

are they memey enough to belong in the top 10 though? which ones would you switch out?

It still amazes me that Varg, after years of prison, decided to shitpost on youtube.

it's so he can market burzum albums and myfarog to autist Cred Forumstards

be sure to listen to one nation under a groove

Varg is just a loveable goofball.

Yeah but I guess that it weirds me out because I would have never imagined it when I first got into black metal.

But I probably woud have banked on my dedicated following too if I didn't have anything in my life other than my metal records I made when I was a teenager.

Also the fact that from this videos he comes off like a fucking autist doesn't help either.

>varg is now a Cred Forumslack

metal guitar

>now
are you new?

>now

traditionalist =/= Cred Forums

Literally the first time he directly spewed a meme straight from Cred Forums, lads.

>goy
>from pol

are you 12

pepe, varg, and milo. the divine trinity of the alt-right

>being retarded

>if all you can criticize is the fact that there are predictable dynamic shifts you are boring.
that's the main part of the album that turned me off though. that, and the fact that the majority of the album is built around those moments

perfect for covering pic related.

People unironically enjoy this shit?

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Oy vey shut it down is straight from Cred Forums.

french """""""""""""""metal"""""""""""""""" sucks

>varg probably shitposts with us

ty buddy

he doesn't listen to metal anymore

>probably

>>varg probably shitposts with us

So Varg-kun, how do you feel about the fact that so many Burzum fan, much like most Cred Forums userbase are latinos mudbloods?

>ywn be friends with varg and sit around watching old vhs movies while eating pizza.

That's not a metal guitar. THIS is a metal guitar

h-hey w-what he say about latinos?

There's only grief in their funerals...
FROM THE ASTRAL
SPHEEEEERES

he's already said he doesn't care. burzum has no agenda other than to speak positively about traditional european culture

white nationalism isnt traditionalism

Hellhammer is literally black
and yet he's the only one of old bm people who remains friends with Varg
how can he explain this?

Nothing he doesn't care.

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>no witchcraft
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

kek, just watched the video. I like how he btfo Frost

he's half moroccan
and they're not black

I prefer Buzz Osbournes

Frost on suicide watch

he can't btfo anyone except himself since he lives in his fantasy world

>getting a nose job

unkvlt

They're not different from Louis' point of view. I wonder how does Louis justify all his laughable contradictions in everyday life.

ay

At least his recent videos about the Norwegian black metal scene are more fun to watch than his endless cringy ones with "How to find a traditional wife" and all that shit. (the one with the armor swimming made me laugh though)

the whole video was gold

This is BAD

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

alpha as fuck, nu-males take note

wish I was that cool T B H

this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your favorite band
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3ub1SUYfg

>vektor
>haken
>FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE (???)
>no Holographic Principle
You're already including garbage. May as well take the least garbage album made in a garbage genre.

This

How will he die in the collapse of western civilization?

this only made me wanna fap to some kayden kross

Probably he'll be decapitated by muslems

suicide bombing
>captcha: crescent
ayy

>Let's find out!

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he's literally a living meme

Can anyone help me find my sides?

no user, he's living a meme

BASED

probably will die in his 60s still waiting for the 'inevitable end'

>Are you fucking kidding me?

Probably shot by a mudslime while cutting another one apart. Self-reliant and off the grid? The roaches will be all over that.

>it's FUN CORE
what did he even mean by that

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he just thinks that jews control the world in a Cred Forums way.

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Deathcrush will forever be known as FUN CORE from now on

Fun = bad

What kind of personality disorder he has? What do you think, guys?

top kek

>Fun = bad
*tips fedora*

he's seen truth, unlike you brainwashed numale

holy fucking shit, link?

>Asperger is a “diagnosis” today, and this is of course very odd, because Asperger only means that you are different, that your brain works in a different way. There is nothing wrong with Aspergers! They just work in a different way.

>My (Asperger) wife has suggested on atala.fr that the features of an Asperger might well be features inherited from our Neanderthal forebears. When our forebears mixed with Homo sapiens the skulls changed a bit, over time of course, and because of that the brain changed too, and the Europan man became dumber and also less happy. So unhappy in fact that he started to do all sorts of things to help his situation; he created art because he no longer was able to see the (details of the) beauty of nature itself, and he created civilisation and new technology, because he could not bear life any more and tried to make it better.

thuleanperspective.com/2013/10/14/hallow-heal/

should i join?

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>Europan man became dumber and also less happy
>dumber
>less happy
made me think

is that a fucking coffin attached to his back, jeez
Lack of guilt, pathological lying, insincere charm, shallow affect, all are traits of psychopathy.

youtu.be/iTmntVsBgao
enjoy

>implying

Jesus Christ, my class ends and there's over a hundred new posts.

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>When our forebears mixed with Homo sapiens
this faggot's 'forebears' were literally genocide'd by humans

he's just a little geek boy who started a larp and didn't know how to stop

Skallagrim blow the fuck out

what happened between that guy and Varg?

Soilwork ft. Varg Kristian "Count Greifi Greven The Count Grishnackh" Vikernes aka Louis Cachet when?

Fenriz on the suicide watch

youtube.com/watch?v=AAS6Fp16Mfo

this is fantastic

ok but the clean singing isn't exactly needed

i have a sudden urge to listen to 'atmospheric' music, should i just hang myself right now?

congrats on becoming a thinking man

So is it cool to hate Vektor because of how many people are praising it now? same with Blood Incantation, why is there so much hate for them here, just typical mu being contrarian or what?

wake me up

whether posts like "vektor is thrash for people who don't like thrash" are true or not, it's all shitposting.

kek
everything past panzerfaust is washed up anyway, i don't know how darkthrone are still relevant

It's like you're new to this.

Guys I am tryna go through bandcamp and RYM to find cool new black metal, but everything's either another iteration of atmostuff, some kinda folk thing, dissomeme, or old school Sarcofago/Blasphemy style stuff.

What's been good with black metal that doesn't entail those styles?

or you could just take a walk, it's getting cold

its stupid of me to think mu could grow up, i knew the answer to my question but needed assurance i guess because of how much i like Terminal Redux

Vektor is shitty nu male thrash
Meme Incantation is mediocre

how be it nu male?

does anyone else usually dislike the stuff posted here?

Basically
nu-male = guy I dislike

gotcha same shit for me with tool and a couple others

It's like a Douchebag but even more pretentious and insecure.
Only when people are posting Proge/Djent.

Do you guys like this album?

Or this one?

Post your week, rec/rate

I'm down with anything Matt Pike's been involved with

>Only when people are posting Proge/Djent.
agreed that usually leads to discussion and we cant have that

naw

>tfw youre in the pic

good times

>agreed that usually leads to discussion and we cant have that
Don't be a dick, he asked what i don't like and i said it.
If you like it more power to you, it's not my thing.

+Slaughter, Venom, Nifelheim

fair enough

I hope everyone will shut the fuck up now, here are the real picks of /metal/

1. Vektor
2. Moonsorrow
3. Oranssi Pazuzu
4. Zhrine
5. Insomnium
6. Mare Cognitum
7. Blood Incantation
8. Foretresse
9. Schammasch
10. Thy Catafalque

+ Immolation, Necrophagia, Sepultura

+++ early Godflesh
+ Darkthrone, Voivod
- Opeth, Alcest

yea

Rym drone detected

>buttmad trve kvlt faggot keeps trying to make this a meme

just fucking hang yourself already

Fucking terrible

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Yeah you're right I'd rather be like you, pick real unknown and objectively shit stuff so randoms on the Internet don't call me an rym drone.

>1. Vektor
Stopped reading right there.

>kek-worthy cover art
>actually decent music
youtube.com/watch?v=CGLk8KdwqUc

Buttmad blackgays lmao

xD

hellenic black metal
youtube.com/watch?v=RJqyHg6ekYo

youtu.be/spnlB3K0610

I dobt like iron maiden

There I said it I just cant get into them or any of them old ass bands for that matter

except megadeth

Death is This Communion is like 100 times better

okay bud.

High on Fire are the definition of "they're just ok"

Vektor is pretty shit overall, kill yourself.

>I dobt like iron maiden
simbly ebin

>there will never be another guy in metal as hot as danny worsnop

so this is what depression feels like

So now that Abbath and Babymetal are besties does that officially make Babymetal our girls?

Only reason I'm proud to be Greek, honestly.

same here

Just Google Kayo dot my gayfriend

>muh philosophers
>muh culture
>muh europe's cradle

Yeah, so beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=hth2AW11EO0

I am Greek

First sonic syndicate singer was the bestest looking dude in metal tho

>there will never be another guy in metal as hot as danny worsnop
shut up

Whatcha blastin lads?

hating ass bitch fuck you. asking alexandria better than any crap shit you listen to even without dnany theyre the best. i will admite bringing me the horizon is second best with newest album being best album of theirs. mods remove all haters of bmth and aa thanks

Nowadays at least.

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Looks like a Skyrim NPC.

Good stuff boi

Paul Masvidal > all

BUT IF YOU SING ALONG A LITTLE FUCKING LOUDER TO A HAPPY SONG YOULL BE JUST FINNEE

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I know you are memeing and shit but bmth latest album IS really good. Obviously its not metal though

LETS GOOO

no, he's an angel, user

Looks much better here.

>walking home in rain at night
>acxdc comes on
>start pitting in the street
youtube.com/watch?v=1fHClHBG5LM

what a fucking band

guys if I join a metalcore band will I get a 10/10 girlfriend

my close acquaintance of african american ethnic background, that band is the shit! Too bad they called it quits tho

IM JUST A
WOULD HAVE BEEN
COULD HAVE BEEN
SHOULD HAVE BEEN
NEVER WAS
AND NEVER EVER WILL BE

He should die for that shitty microphone technique.

o wait nvm

he's a small guy

>guys if I join a metalcore band will I get a 10/10 girlfriend

yes ... and all her stds too

yeah i'm bummed them and weekend nachos are on their final tours ever, least they put out some great shit

there must have been some
kind of mistake
i asked for death but instead im awake

probably but you will also hate yourself for the rest of your life.

>ACxDC
>Weekend Nachos
>Nails

2016 was a rough year for powerviolence. But at least the new Sex Prisoner is out, so thats good
youtube.com/watch?v=l1hirM17l54

omo

>tfw you'll never have a chance with Paige after she's getting dicked by Alberto del Perro

what is even the point of life anymore

would you guys pretend to like metalcore just to impress her?

>them manhips

man that lamp next to her is pretty fucking hot, uggh

but i actually like metalcore

>liking metalcore made after 2007

Where did all these scenecore fags come from?

I like metalcore

>metalcore
wasn't it dead in 2010?
are there any new bands who still play this?

>liking metal

August Burns Red is good though

post metalcore u like
youtube.com/watch?v=kUl8wdHaH_w

THEY SAY THAT LOVE IS FOREVER

YOUR FOREVER IS ALL THAT I NEED

PLEASE STAY AS LONG AS YOU NEED

CANT PROMISE THAT THINGS WONT BE BROKEN BUT I SWEAR THAT I WILL NEVER LEAVE

Isn't this guy a pedo or something

no you fucking idiot. this is a metalcore thread piss off to your black metal threads you god damn imbecile.

stop

Thoughts?

BMTH or ADTR?

I think ADTR specifically because Homesick is such a god tier album.

jeez, these metalcore frontmen make me gay
post unattractive manly metalcore singers

what the fuck is this gay shit?

Whispered is good fun. I think I prefer Shogunate Macabre, but they pretty consistently deliver.

Sempiternal tho

hey this is pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=1fbsk4PzYgI

post thrash

THIS
IS
SEMPITERNAL

>tfw your frontman is big enough to be 2 members

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>

What about new Neurosis?

Killswitch is GOAT

>tfw someone says they dont like metalcore

>

pretty underwhelming and I like all their other albums

BRING IT THE FUCK ON

youtube.com/watch?v=x10jNkG9H44

boring

stop

Idk when you guys are hating I'm they never claim to be black metal

It's like if they decided to make a Japan themed metal after watching Naruto

/metal/ faggots just get buttmad over each new release that gets popular

Can we consider Paramore metalpop or softmetalcore?

What the fuck is happening here
I thought summer was over

Slutpop

Still blown away that Skeletonwitch managed to put out such a beautiful album.

Qtpop

Shitcore

shh, pretend he's not here and he'll go away

Shitcore is already a thing and it's vastly superior to Paramore

I bet he shitposts in /bleep/ instead of /meal/

stop

Is Arch Enemy patrician?

GO

WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE

MY APOCALYPSE IS REAAAAAAL!!!!!!!

*jumps on bed*

Name ONE nu-metal band

In Flames

sunbather

Diocletian

coal chamber

Johan > Alissa > Angela

Burzum

Sliptor

>Alissa > Angela
No, Alissa is awful blue haired slut

That's Angela Gossow, not the one in the pic

blood incantation
haven't listened to oathbreaker yet

>mfw singlehandedly shilled Spinebreaker into a meme

same with angela except the blue hair part, also angela could only do vocals on an extremely narrow and monotone range and she was still shit in that range

AUTHORITY! OF! THE MIND!!!

>thuleanperspective.com/2013/10/14/hallow-heal/
he uses comic sans for his Norse culture blog, jeez..

How do I make a meme album?

>fw I unfortunately live in the shitty alternate universe where chickenized black metal never took off

I want off this planet

youtube.com/watch?v=zGHSHUj3IsU

by attempting to make "technical sci-fi thrash"

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What releases this year AREN'T memes?

Have Bjorn "Speed" Strid and Randy Blythe as guest vocalists

WITHOUT synths

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you mother fucker

[spoiler]good band tho[/spoiler]

Who else agrees that Diocletian reforming makes up for Meme Thrower breaking up?

New In the Woods, Deströyer 666, Death Angel, In Mourning, Ihsahn, Fates Warning, Belakor, Katatonia and Novembre albums didn't get memed here at all

>scene girls
no.
>scene boys
tho...

>Death Angel
I memed this one a little bit. First few tracks are amazing.

New thread, fuck this one

Any non-meme charts?

anyone have that guy from Vektor's rym account? i remember he wrote a review for a Knife album and bitched it out, saying all electronic music is trash.

he also gave 5 stars to all Vektor albums

fucking kek that vocalist
but this is actually pretty good desu

can probably be found on the shoutbox for their new meme album, I recall he whined about something there

Found it
rateyourmusic.com/~Erikwithafro

was just about to post this meme

solid ep/10

This is pop-rock, you mongoloid