Draw thread! None of us draws like this edition!

>Morning.

And I'm damn glad too

Oh shit, What up Fud. When did you stop drawing stick figures?

oke, but give me a moment or two. i'm not a very good and fast drawer.

Requesting r34 Natasha form Mother Russia Bleeds.

>None of us draw like that
Yeah, good.
Look at those fucking arms, hands, fingers, and dick.
Half that shit looks broken as fuck.

>that isn't good enough

>Nnnnoooo my hugbox

>expecting even OPs quality from a Cred Forums drawthread

You're a funny guy, I'm sorry your expectations will never be met here.

Oooh, I'm so sorry, are my standards of a not broken body too high for you?

Which one is that?

Never ever.

Yes. Why are you expecting perfect proportions here of all places? That's not even a drawfag's pic, almost none of them are even that good so are you just here to be disappointed?

Actually, he was insulting the OP, not us, so no threat to the hugbox... yet.

Seriously tho, there are higher artistic virtues than "correctness", we have cameras for that.

>Perfect
Jumping to conclusions
>Not even a drawfag pic
Then why the fuck do you care if I'm making fun of the shitty proportions and broken hands?
>none are even that good so are you just here to be disappointed?
Because know what the fuck is here, and what to expect. OP posted a shitty picture and I made fun of it.

The fuck crawled up your ass that you're getting offended I made fun of a picture, of a person that isn't even a drawfag no less.

exhentai.org/g/889443/2812ad9f32/

(C89) [Fatalpulse (Asanagi)] Victim Girls 20 THE COLLAPSE OF CAGLIOSTRO (Granblue Fantasy) [English] {Cutegirls}

What? you want fap to amputee lolis? maybe even furry toddler fuck you degenerate?

too lazy for real color.. but.

Yeah! I'm still getting used to drawing on a tablet. It's like... day 3-ish.

I just thought it was funny that you'd think that's not good enough to consider it broken but remain here where the quality doesn't meet your expectations. You should calm down.

Actually quite a few cameras used have issues with capturing, along with shutters, also making some pictures have issues. Mainly point and shoots I believe.
So not even photography is perfect sometimes.

...

Some anons just like to argue, my friend.

well.... probably pretty accurate by drawthread standards.

>Calm down
You're the one up in arms I made fun of a picture.
>you'd think that's not good enough to consider it broken
"Consider" it broken, it is broken anatomy you idiot.
>but remain here where the quality doesn't meet your expectations.
I remain here because my expectations are DIFFERENT here. You go to a steakhouse with expectations of quality stake, you don't go to mcdonalds with the same expectations.

Yeah. Especially when they're arguing about next to nothing because I made fun of a picture. It's probably OP getting offended I made fun of it.

Well, seems like this thread is circling the drain of drawma.

Yeah man, calm down, it's chill. Can you tell me how you feel it's broken? I'm curious, it doesn't seem all that bad.

Yep. See you next thread maybe, bruh.

Nah, he's just your regular salty user/anon with a desire to learn.

The dick is bent down and back up slightly like it's in a curve. Dicks bend, but most natural dicks don't bend like a wave.
The torso is much too long and has 3 connection joints, along with the ribs being a little bit too far down.
The wrist is bent too straight downwards, it LOOKS unnatural, but it may be the angle and such. It still has a curve, but it looks like it's in a painful position.
The fingers are bent out of shape, the first finger goes out too far, and two of them look bent upwards. Try making that hand with your own and you'll see what I mean. Your fingers don't bend that way unless you have double joints and such.

He didn't have to be salty. He could have just asked what was wrong with it. I'd be glad to inform.

tl;dr

it's a shit drawing

Why do you always have bedroom eyes? That shit makes me diamonds...

Ah, I see, thanks for the analysis. Sorry about the salt, buddy, I didn't want to make a big argument out of it, I was just being stupid.

Requesting a metal box that transformer transforms into a zergling.

No worries, apologies it turned into that. Thought you were just trying to be ignorant just to be ignorant.

This dude got it

No drawma, only death.

As I said, some Anons like to argue, but yeah, simply asking would have been better.

I only have them when I'm in the bed room mood user...

And noone told the artist who made OP!

It's Ban

g.e-hentai.org/g/833886/dd3a1fc011/

Thank you. Also that's an interesting nickname he has.

is this supposed to be captains fucking an anthro of their...ships?

Well aren't ships considered to be females in anglo culture as well?

oh true, i had forgotten that. from the first post it seemed like I was disgusted but I really was more confused trying to figure out if she was an anthro at all or just a chick with headgear.

>I only have them when I'm in the bed room mood user...
I-is that all the time..?

I think it's from some anime about WWII battleships being cute anime girls in skimpy clothes. Kantai collection, IIRC. There was a doujinshi about how americans either sank or misused japanese battleships, and soviets used the one they taken as a proper battleship defending our borders. That they named her Верный (Loyal) and how at the end of the comic she taught the admiral some russian words.
I shed a tear tbh.

Eggs, I love your draws and the fact that you can revive a thread with just a drawing of a blowjob but I really wish you used a different color for your skin. Just reminds me of baby poop, man.

Hi everyone,
brandy dandy mint in the box new drawfag here, requests?

you learn something new everyday, thanks user

Draw your OC buff and flexing

No! Just 85% of the time:)

Well....... I'm sorry my skin color offends you, but it's the only one I got... Guess I', just blessed never having seen baby poop.

>the "I can only draw one pose and expression" starter edition

You sure know how to tease, eggs. ;p

criticizes without providing a sample of own work, you what

"I told them I always could bulk up, but they always said 'There was no WHEY!'"

and congrats you popped my request cherry

diddit anyway. :\

while I wasn't the poster, I'm a believer in the principle that criticism doesn't need certification as a prerequisite.
Go fuck yourself.

Yes, this please Mu-....Me.
Welcome to the Community. Good luck staying away from drawma B^ )

Eggs is easily one of the more skilled drawfags, user.

> I'm sorry my skin color offends you
TRIGGERRED

Hi Link.

That wasn't criticism that was just saying rude shit.
Nothing about that was any form of critism

it doesn't just wanted to chastise someone else to make up for my shortcomings

im sad.

Thank you, I'm just glad my first req wasnt something totally weird and crazy

Weird and crazy?
Well, I like chubby girls. Can I see you naked or in underwear?
How's that?

Well seeing as i mainly just want people to draw Swole, i didn't see a reason to request something weird. There's always next time, ha. CoughdrawmoreswolethoughCough

"Please don't be sad user, come give momma a hug"

yo
true enough. At it's base, it's criticism about how stagnant Egg's posts have been. Though, I know he can do more and he has better things to focus on than drawing different poses for a drawthread.
Take it with some salt.
no
stop that

You know user, unless it's porn, I don't really bother trying, but even then I guess it's pretty repetitive, so I'll leave you guys alone for a while.

It happens.

Go make some new anime, you cuck.

No harm done, the user had a point.

Awww, I appreciate you saying so user~

"I'm a little shy, so here's just underwear"

I love it. Can we maybe get a better view?

Who dis?

o-ok....*hugs* t-thank you... i really needed this...

>fat manface transgirl

That's Sidhe I think

美的。

youtu.be/tZu3EUVJ8-4

That's a shitty song

>stagnant
Unlike you, Sidhepock-chan~? I mean, while I really do enjoy your draws, I feel like you could be excelling a lot faster if you just played around and experimented a bit more, I feel like you've been drawing pretty much the same stuff since I started visiting these threads(not that you are alone in that).. It's like you got your faces, hands bodies etc to an acceptable level, and then you didn't bother honing those skill any further. I believe you can do better.

"how's this?"

no problem, sweet pea

Ah, not even trans, but you probably have no reason to believe me, I understand this is Cred Forums... uwu

ex de
so funni

youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4

This song is better than the last

Is this Delete? If so, it's better to stay dead. This here place is cursed

huhuhu

ye das me
and so I've heard
may just skibibble

youtu.be/Qol4JrBUAAk

This track is worse than the first kill yourself

ah I fucked up already
meant to respond

No problem, sweet pea

Ayy. Why don't you skibibble up some muscle then, ya deep voice havin' mothuhfuckuh

I've seen him like a handful of times throughout the 5-ish months I've been here.
Oh, isn't he the one dating box?

oh anonononcinnabon you're funni

too lazy for flex
and it's not that deep

youtu.be/T9CGTMDkybQ

Didn't overly care for the song but I loved the animation and art,

Oh. Well maybe it just sounds that way in my memory because you talked slow. Ahwell. Too lazy for Swole hm? That's a shame...

>>youtu.be/Qol4JrBUAAk

MAH BOI

_

One Request?

I know. I don't draw outside of threads. Keep in mind how often I've been here lately.

Just an user, I was gonna ask where else you draw, but nvm, derp.

ye, I love that dude's stuff

da flex calls for me, but it falls upon deaf ears

hellyeah

youtu.be/RewRT9urD6k

i just wanna pinch and squeez that thing all day!

Aaah.. I see. Well, that's a shame, but it's your talent, you do with it as you please.

/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants

"eheheheheh, thanks? I never thought I'd be doing this... what am I even doing? ehehehe, oh god I don't know what I'm doing, this is kind of embarrassing, compliments make me feel weird"

Slept all day yesterday. Feels like wasting time, really.

well you look really nice. whats your name again? really like your art too btw :3

sidhedoodles.tumblr.com
i sometimes post thread doodles there
I just haven't been feeling it lately

request from last night

where can i find all the existing lemn pictures

add dick to puppo.

youtu.be/TshRUMhk7w8

*throws glass of water*

same minus the part of wasted time

"Thank you! I'm really glad you like my art! You can just call me Fay"

low dose

That's just a letter away from insulting you.

oh well hi fay. hope you enjoy staying here at thos cancer filled place, but yea. annnd umm would you mind if there was anyway i could contact you? steam or such?

Things you'll eventually need-
>Skype/Discord
>Tumblr
>ThirstRepellant

Creep.
Leave the new girl alone.
Be very careful and don't pass such information that easily, sometimes people here are just dicks and want to stalk drawfags.

They both suck
Prolly not. Not necessary
Goes without saying

You're like a cooler and cute Babble.
I like it.

"but which insult?"

I'm thinking about making a discord account, i'm not all about passing out contact info, i'll have to see how it is

I appreciate the concern, and I will proceed with caution

Who's Babble?

Requesting my furry character Eli

I'll be honest, the face isn't too appealing, but as far as chubby bodies go, yours is pretty cute. You have very nice boobies.

fucked up again

Who's Babble?

Be careful about the contacting stuff, we've got a few weird stalkers around here like Chris, and a few others.

did you just

youtu.be/LM0vWyU72eg

Babble is some drawfag who stirs up drama and only draws hairy fat females in order to annoy others.

...

Jesus, at least wait a fucking day.

welp....good to see new friendly faces here. specially now when some have left.

Of all things, I seem to remember pissing constantly, like I would start again right after I was done. That, and time was accelerated by a factor of 6.

You don't have to type out the post number to reply, just click the pound/hashtag and it'll link itself in your post

Hey, welcome to the drawthreads, it's pretty terrible but there's some good folks around

also if you absolutely feel the need to do skype/discord stuff, throwaway accounts are your best option

If i could, i would user

what do you think of my style?

In the last dream I had, I mean.

sorry. premesure.

"I'm just supposed to be a cartoony representation of myself, if you want I could draw you a sexy character"

"I appreciate the concern, but who's Chris??"

"Glad to be here, everyone's been pretty pleasant so far, not living up to the rumors ive heard of Cred Forums... except for this 'Chris' appearently" O.O

2spoopy

oh yea chris....lets not talk about him, or he might show up... sooo umm lets just... *zips mouth motion*

Drop the quotes

i like your style very much. and your ummm oc? yea. its pretty cute and sexy in my opinion, buts thats just my opinion.

no no no, it's perfectly fine! You draw you how you want, there's none of that "I want to please everyone" here or else you'll be disappointed. Anons are turds, remember this.

Chris is drawthread cancer. The rest of Cred Forums he fits in just fine.

Also, you don't need to add quotes to everything as a form of reply, unless you want that to be your style of communication, but greentexting is a thing.
>boop

The e-role playing is getting more disgusting by the second.
Slavhe out.

Awww.. *boop* We are sorry to miss you!

What's e-roleplaying?

...

Slavhe's stick together.

>but who's Chris??
A myth, a man.... a legend
He is the defination of chaos, the best way to deal with him is just ignore and don't talk about him

...

If your doing requests?

Shall we go for lewder requests?

Alright, no more misses easy mcpleasy with double cheesy. thank you for the advice
>gentle boopback

goodnight peoples of the internet.

If I knew there was an incoming Slav squat post, I would've spent my last three minutes drawing that instead. Darn.

Nightios.

requesting my creepy/cute OC fingering herself

If you have a problem with anons and would rather circlejerk than deliver, go to any other website on the internet instead of shitting up this one and attention-whoring, you hypocritical piece of shit.

>Pot calling the kettle black:, the post
You guys realize you're also cancer, right?

>If you have a problem with anons and would rather circlejerk than deliver, go to any other website on the internet
They have nearly completed their Tumblr hug box and become a parallel community here on Cred Forums. They do it solely to circle jerk now a days and can't be assed to hide it behind the occasional piece of porn.

kek at sad Chris

Welcome, and hope to see you around more often! You certainly have a good and spritely attitude. :3 Don't let the anons sap that out of you, no matter what!

>gentlest of boops imaginable

Welcome aboard Fay, hope you'll have fun !

i tried

Kill yourself you worthless cunt.
If you want to roleplay go to any other website to do it.

welcome

youtu.be/FFqD_bhtUnM

You do know I'm a fellow user, right? Go be retarded on a cuck thread or something, kek

I don't even know what you're trying to say dude. That's a wacky ass expression I've never heard of. Refer to above reply.

Care if I request for a drawing of Deemo, Alice and masked lady playing the piano?

Miro, everything you touch gets cutified

>what are erp threads?

>can't be assed to hide it behind the occasional piece of porn.
isn't there more porn here than it used to be though? Or do you mean the porn is a poor excuse?

Fuck off underageb&

Hahaha jesus dude, who shit in your cereal this morning?

Does somebody need a hug?

Hello! Can i take a request? A quick one!

Pure fucking cancer. That's what.

Kill yourself, you worthless cunt.
If you want to roleplay go to any other website to do it.

>red nosed tumblr whore
>white knight holding it's hand telling it how to reply, who to avoid, how mean ol' user is
>isn't there more porn here than it used to be though?
not by a long shot
>Or do you mean the porn is a poor excuse?
it's a bait and switch and then the flow stops once they get in the circle jerk thinking user is going to leave them alone because they draw it

eggfish.

>isn't there more porn here than it used to be
No

Thank you I really really am thankful! You don't mind if I use it as a icon for skype would you?

In commemoration of your first request being Buff, have this haphazard edit.

WELCOME, FAY.

>stop liking what I don't like

25 last week
I sincerely hope your mom gets cancer and dies, your dog, cat whatever it is keels over as well, and I want you to kill yourself through self immolation.

Are you satisfied, you roodypoo candyass?

>hope your mom gets cancer and dies
don't forget, in her sleep

But you have nothing rise to say. Why is this?

Fair enough.

Ooh, I missed that, thanks fam

Why, Thank you so much you cute thing!

Thanks bud

I will get to it right away!~

o-o,

Cool!

did that "degenerate" guy ever deliver from 4 hours ago?

Kill yourselves, you worthless cunts.
If you want to roleplay, go to any other website to do it.

what?

AAAAAAA no it doesn't !! Thank you ;;;
A quick one ? aaaa alright, i have to work on a commission after that ! (p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n)

For every drawfag we lose it seems like a new one rises up from the ashes

he was drawing toddlercon and/or other things

nope

Welcome back cutie! May I kiss your belly?

But aren't the harshest anons just drawfags undercover? and there threads really are a drawfags world, anons are just beggars, scum... plebs.

yes

I see I have failed then.
But seriously, people complain

No, not yet

Where you anounced commissions? Can I see your commission sheet?

>commission
Is this a joke?
Hope it is...
You look like a cool guy tho

How many drawfag are even left from this pic?

>earn money
>joke

pick one

We shall never know

5

Oh well, I'm sorry for baiting user, I don't really think any less of you. I'll see myself out.

>Only recognize 6
Whoarethesepeople

I've never done commissions before, and i don't have a sheet or stuff like that haha. I only kind of did it irl for people i know ! (and only got paid once for logo/flyers etc..)
But two weeks ago someone gave me their e-mail and wanted one, it's not something crazy, they're fine with a sketch and all, plus i like making people happy so why not ! Are commissions a bad thing here ?

This guy ,';^)

Drawfags that left sadly

>AAAAAAA
When you do this, it's cuter.

No! But i am saving up for something special and as a mexican one dollar costs around 10 to 20$

Nah just do it by email not on Cred Forums I think it's a rule not to sell things you can get banned

youtu.be/t-9xbgTHpLA

Not at all, you should make gallery long time ago and have commission sheet somewhere in visible place in case someone would like to commission you.

>those eyes
85% ;D

I have never seen or heard of this at all, so i worked with what I saw from google >3>

Ah alright ! Well we didn't talk in detail about it on here, they just gave me their e-mail and i was gone, don't worry !

No eggs pls don't go

Looks amazing!

not all of them

>taith

Given there's a commission thread on /aco/ right now I'm pretty sure it's fine as long as specifics aren't agreed on in the thread itself.

Also, really, it's Cred Forums, who gives a fuck.

that's not bedroom eyes,.. I'll show you bedroom eyes... later

No, we have to put an end to this. I'm going to pretend to be a mod somewhere

>90% newfags
who cares?

True but still I would do it by email or something that is a tad bit safer

What's wrong with newfags?
sincerely, a newfag

Calm down taith

youtu.be/1Kr_buvPfRM

Oh yay!~ Glad you think so!

A good deal have

Is it just me or did new drawings show up just as we loose the old ones? It doesn't seem less active here.

ummm... look behind you? somthing you might wanna see.

theres less than 45% that have left

What's that on the window?

youtube.com/watch?v=eNYzNo8n-_A

Still we are losing some veteran drawfags

Could I request my sona? Any situation I would be happy with.

Kiiill meeee....

hello everyone

taking non lewd requests

*pats your head*... awww... what do you need me to do eggs?

shadow monster please

Why?

>Still we are losing some veteran drawfags
that did absolutely fucking nothing but the same thing day in day out while circlejerking, what a great loss.

out with the old in with the new

thumbnail gtfo.

Draw this girl resting on anons lap

Hammer kirby please

HOLY MOLY FUCKING PEPORINO! damn girl. can i take you out on a date?

...

...

I do have to admit they were getting repetitive and the new faces are nice

No. Suffer with the rest of us.

I would nosebleed if this was like one of my Japanese anime

Little bit of both

Probably.
Draw yourself a shotgun, that might help

That's not Chris. Here is the real faggot you should be worried about

Would you perhaps do this?

ice crem

...

I-I was really trying to spell it out for you user, thought I made myself pretty clear.

why not?

you gtfo.

NOooooooO!!

Oh man! Thank you!

ummm.... just lock the door before he gets to it. QUICK! hurry hurry.

that they don't know shit, usually fall for bait, cause drawma and most of them become shitposters

We're all dead inside

LOL
I just fucked my grilfriend
Wanna see a picture?

nah

no

> why not?
Because if I killed you, I won't see any of your drawings. And I just don't want. Would you rather have sexings?

yea i understood what you wanted. i ment by, how do you want me to do it/what you want exactlly?

mooooorning

my niggahs?

Let me lick your belly.

Not right thread dude

Oh hell yeah. Post that shit right now.

that's ok, I don't have a grilfriend

samefag

I swear I've seen like 3 TV heads so far. Go back to FLCL.

Good morning
Care if i request a velociraptor DIO? (Diego from steel ball run)

I don't mind, it is your

different fag here

> they don't know shit
not a problem if they don't behave like they do though.
>usually fall for bait
Like drawing something for a spam request? Got to admit, guilty.
>cause drawma
Not sure what you mean by that.
> become shitposters
You mean 'funposters'? :D

>most of them become shitposters
No, we don't!

which is why we need to die so we can be resurrected fully.

No, I would rather have a shower really.. and dinner

wouldn't mind having you choke me out as you shoot a load in me, big daddy~

Looks like Imma hafta go for the kill on this one folks... truth be told I can aim a gun as well as i can draw one (not very well in case you couldn't tell)

no

im pro

Resurrection is not a thing

Want some fried eggs for dinner?

...

rip.....or WAIT... just ignore him, maybe he'll go away!!

yet it happen all the time

no... I want something meaty

>they don't know shit
>Not sure what you mean by that.
>Got to admit, guilty
>You mean 'funposters'?
>:D
>No, we don't!
...fucking newfags

almost check them

Fried eggs with a massive juicy sausage with cream sauce? Sounds tasty eh?