You can't make this shit up, Cred Forums

You can't make this shit up, Cred Forums.

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>be me
>22, fat slob
>talking to online friend
>he mentions he was just riding a bike
>asks me if i ride
>"nah i'm too fat"
>"pics?"
>wat
>send pics
>he wants nudes
>fucking what
>sure why the fuck not it's not like i'll ever get any pussy
>he starts sending pics back
>jesus christ i've never seen anyone this thin he's like a fucking skeleton
>we sext for awhile and i start to realize
>this guy is fucking weird
>keeps talking about my belly and ass and how much he'd feed me
>wants me to gain more weight
>begs me to do weird shit for him on cam like eating, burping, farting
>i can't because i don't have my own room but i probably would have done it just for shits and giggles
>he asks for my paypal
>i ask what for, he says it's a surprise
>there's no doubt this guy's mentally ill and a raging faggot, but otherwise he seems like a good guy, i trust him
>i give him my paypal
>transfers keep showing up in it with notes attached telling me to spend it all on food
>i never did care much about my health
>i keep eating and getting fatter, every time i see him he's a little thinner
>i'm starting to suspect he may be sending all his grocery money to me and just not eating
>one day he asks if i could swallow him alive if he got thin enough
>no are you fucking retarded
>he asks if i would at least eat him in pieces
>i'm disgusted but curious
>he says he wants to be nothing but fat on my belly and shit in my toilet
>he wants me to even eat the bones
>he wants me to start at the feet do he can stay alive to watch me gorge myself on his flesh for as long as he can
>this is an outlandish request even for him
>but i have no doubts he's this fucking insane
>i try to talk him out of it
>suicide is not the answer
>he tells me he's suicidal anyway
>he hates his body and always feels too fat
>seeing my mindless gluttony helped ease his pain a little so this is his parting gift
>he asks for my address

wat do

accept offer or no

fuck no you disgusting glutton

if you're even considering this you're just as insane as your friend is

on second thought do it, you two make a good match you fucking freaks

Didn't even read but lose weight fatty.. Don't u care about living ???

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Do it faggot. It's the only form of positive attention you're ever going to receive.

Good read

dude

Please include me in the screen cap and in the news.

We're breaking records here, we're pushing boundaries. It's definitely the dawn of a new era.

>skeletal user feeds up fat slob friend
>skeletal get skeletalier
>fat slob eats skeletal user
>win/win

Do it and film it.

>You can't make this shit up
Makes shit up.

Post his pics for comparison.

Guys I think my brain wrinkled reading this

>>be me
, fat slob
>>talking to online friend
>>he mentions he was just riding a bike
>>asks me if i ride
>>"nah i'm too fat"
>>"pics?"
>>wat
>>send pics
>>he wants nudes
>>fucking what
>>sure why the fuck not it's not

I stopped right there and sucked in my coffee and can't stop laughing, "why the fuck not"

ya got me dad :(

it wasn't just any online friend, it was on grommr so of course i already knew it would be sexual for him

everything else is real, but i've since deleted my account so it ain't happening

please include me in the screen cap I wanna be on reddit

For science OP

Don't knock it till you try it, just try a toe or two and see how you like it

post screens of convo you fucking lie.

can't, deleted account, see

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>in shillcoin excited autism TOO THE MOON TOO NMTHE MOON


>ALL MY SIDES, TO THE MOOON!

I believe you're a fat tub of shit. Everything that happened after that, not so much.

wat

Fuq ;-; now you made want to be food for your stomach ma lord.

You don't just get put in a screen cap, newfag. That joke is overdone and you're a cunt for trying.

Wtf did i just read ?
OP why dont you keep the money, why are you fat and still eating that much ? Dont trust that guy. Hes fooling you

say yes, because why not.

People can get weirder trust me. I'm one of those people. My grommr profile is ponies and anime

this is like the most retarded shit I ever read
good job, fat slob

Cause people like me love being fat like normal people love having a huge Cock

How much money did he send you?

So are you gonna' post more newds nao, or wut?

Yeah more pics. I think I've seen that belly before

>fat like normal people
Aaaaaah America, a wonderfull place where humans became free... And stupid

I bet you dont even see your feet when you pee kek

dude are you retarded?
>Cause people like me love being fat COMA like normal people love having a huge Cock
fixed

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This has gotten into my no-no zone.

Oh sorry mate, i didnt understood first time i read. But it dont change my answer

But youre still a fat stupid american to love being fat.

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I'm doing the same thing, helping fat slobs and the unemployed get free shit.

I'm not quite that fucked up. Not into being eaten or all the gay stuff.

If you like free shit but want to avoid the weird shit drop me a note.

leanmusclebrah on kik

this

jfc

That makes me crazy horny

Why is it that musclebros are always the ones that want to fatten us up? Is horniness for day people stored in muscles?

More pics, OP?

The fact that you even played it off like you were considering doing it is proof that you need to be eliminated from the gene pool. Jesus Christ.

damn.
fuck.
shit.

Horniness for fat people

Tell him you want him to get fat too

Do it and film it you faggot.

The rest of the world is trash. Most of Europe is riddled with ISIS and refugees, Africa is Aids-territory, Australia is still scary, South America is diseased, and Antarctica is ice. I dare you to find a place on Earth that is easier to succeed in, easier to live in, and easier to love in.
> protip: you can't
Good luck with the liberal masses, cuck.

Top kek

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I gonna be fucking a landwhale first time tonight.. someone please help me, how do I mentally get through it, I'm repulsed

Let me fuck her! I'll cause a magnitude 9.6 earthquake slamming her cellulite

Show cock?

u care about living?
What a fucking normie

Im not into feeding or gaining but I love fat guys. Your perfect op ld live to see more

there's a movie from the UK about this

it's called "three and out", watch it OP, it's a comedy too

Asia ? China ? Nepal ? Thailand ? Japan ? Philippines ?
However, there are hundred of places where to live like in heaven...

Better stock up on bbq sauce m8, i hear human is kinda tough.

Gimme da ass

>pro tip: Americans don't know shit about the outside world
Most are neet, agoraphobia, bastards

Mmmm...Personally, I'd love to nibble on the nipples on those beautiful Pepsi-tits. Yum!

Pepsi- desu~?

I just wanna stick my weenus in the belly-hole
of his gunt!

Would fuck that belly button

Butthurt you'll never be as free as us? You ever been fucked in the ass by by Uncle Sam? Seems like there's a reason for your ignorance somewhere. I'm not the same guy btw

The big tits fatties get from drinking a gallon of soda a day.

you both could, i mean, eat less n stuff

bro, thats genetics, most of the fat ends up everywhere but there, lol

>ignorance somewhere
bait juice is leaking from your bait ass

TLDR:
>I'm fat and lazy and have fantasies about eating my friend because all I do is eat..

Pic related.

Just trying to raise awareness about Pepsi-tits.
they're cool because a fat dude will let you get
to 2nd base right away and there's really no distinction between their and a fem's breasts at
that size, so you can do whatever with Pepsi-tits and not be a fayge.

hahahahhha what the fuck is this
i don't believe any of it for a second

but i laughed
thanks

> (OP)
>Better stock up on bbq sauce m8, i hear human is kinda tough.

Not if you cycle it through a pig first.

This kek

Has school started yet?

OP is a fat greedy pig and took advantage of his poor skinny little friend. What a horrible person.

Fat greedy pigs rock

Are you japanese? Because of so I have a list of jokes about how NEETy you are

Dude I had a friend who was into cannibalism. She told me how she used to cut pieces of her flesh off and eat it

100% do not.. Get him some mental help, Do not get caught in the insanity friendo.

No, they are disgusting and awful and they should all die.

He won't fucking listen, he's fat. Fatties only do whatever will fill their tummies. Evil nasty gluttons.

"Interesting. Please do continue..."

OP, you're a bad person. Do you hear me? A bad person!! Stop eating so fucking much you piggy!!