Secrets thread continued

Im the kiwi fella with the kids from the last thread

I am sexually aroused by drunkenness & intoxication. In either sex.

Give me a blackout drunk homie on the couch & Im diamonds

.....kys

Not really a secret dude. You were trying to get a feels thread started. Just go for it. Just imagine that's sheso not out of your league. If you don't think of her as being 9/10, you'll have less anxiety in talking to her

Not sure but ive made my fiance start lactating again, we both like and enjoy it its such a turn on in bed to suck the milk from a pair of tits

You mean the hero for humanity? Glad to see you're still here

why do you go back to him? It doesn't seem like a good idea.

Could you say something to your brother to make sure he's on his guard?

I post my ex gf way too much on Cred Forums .. Most anons curse me out when I post her ... It's gotten so bad she pops up nude on Google ... But I can't stop It just the only way I get off ... And I know It's sad and pathetic

when sleeping at grandparents house as a 13 yo. with other cousins during holidays. I'd wake up in the night to touch the female ones while they slept.

Why?

Cam blackmail guy still here

i actually have feelings for someone for the first time in years and he just wants to fuck me/use me. i don't think he's ever asked a single question regarding my life other than asking to see my tits.

also what was the story with sharing? How old were you?

I want to fuck a 12 thru 15 year old girl ... It's become an obcession

Can we see them?

> Be me, yesterday
> Use spatula as a back scratcher
> Put it back without washing

sounds like a 420 no scope savage brah

ugh then maybe he's not worth your feelings. How do you know him?

>be me
>suck a dick

You're steadily making wins. Don't forget that. We need you

My girl of five years just left me two days ago

I couldn't be happier. I just ordered some amyl and a super large buttplug.

my best advice would probably be to just end your life immediately

Im occasionally capable of lucid dreaming, but every time I do it just turns into me raping whoever else is in the dream, or "summoning" someone to rape

I've raped my brother, my girlfriend, my father, my old school nurse, friends, celebrities, neighbors in my dreams

>be me 14 yrs od
>friend being boring playing game on computer
>11 yr old girl sleeping right there
>looks at friend, focused on game
>starts to feel up girl
>pulls her pants down and licking and kissing her ass
>smells good
>pulls down own pants
>starts rubbing cock against her while feeling her small developing titties
>almost cums right there but friend coughs
>go to toilet to finish spend twenty minutes fantasising fucking her there
>spends rest of life regretting not doing it

Thanks mate but like i said in the last thread ive done some bad shit in my life, just turned it around some what, my biggest problem now is that i drive like a lunatic, but its all skids and going sideways, and gravel/mud/snow fun in my wrx, when the kids are in the car i just keep my speed down but they love the cars and the sound, cant say no the kids mayne

nigger what

>also what was the story with sharing? How old were you?
I was 14 and he told me he had a friend that he wanted me to play with.
So the guy came over, and he fucked me while my dad watched and left.

prime keks

Hey dude. Post your ex.

Everybody has fucked up. The fact that you turned it around so successfully is what makes you a hero

I had sex with my step brother from 3rd grade all the way to senior year in high school. I am a guy.

didn't it get sore? Did you at least stop for meals?

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Geez Will, it wasnt even sex, ok? Doesnt make us gay

wow. Only once though?

That's awful but i confess to being a little turned on at the idea.

Is your fiance vanilla?

Haha

rad

Totally switching teams.

Here's what she looks like now

Cheers mate, tell my fiances parents that! they have never liked me, have openly said to my partner that if she wasnt with me theyd buy her a house and a new car, they tried to get her to end it when i was in recovery in hospital last year, they have started veing nicer lately because theyve noticed i dont visit them anymore, i just try to be civil for the mrs, but fuck them ae i juat wanna turn round to her dad and tell him to get fucked and that ive fucked his daughter in her ass and she likes it, theirs alot of anger thats been bottled up with him, weve been together nearly 10 years why cant they be happy that were happy? Bunch of cunts

She's on motherless

I am too affraid of my health and well being. When I go to a doctor I never tell them the whole truth, and it freaks me out what I could have.

Sometimes I lose my grip on reality. I talk to many people, and for 3-4 seconds I feel like I am rebooting. My thoughts slowly fade away, my caution is gone, reality seems like a loose dream. Then I suddenly get that grip on again, I remember who I am, my friends, my memories are back, and world seems normal again.

Also sometimes when i pee, my kidneys hurt a lot of I stand upright, so I sit for an hour and it's gone. I once came blood, 2years ago.

Sometimes, an urge to vomit gets me, then my mouth gets filled with pure liquid saliva, so much it floods my mouth, and when I swallow it feels really good, like a relief and then it stops.

I guess that's it... the one who messes up with me the most is the first. I don't know what the fuck that is.

Myself or my family has never come forward about it, but back in the 90's, I was one of the children that a known child molester flashed his nuts at constantly on 'accident', he had a giant recliner he would sit in faced at the door and when people walked by or came over for whatever reason he'd spread his legs and short shorts whent whoopsies, nutsack. He would also always drop his towel by accident to some of the adults he would ask to come over, hang out, cut his hair, do drugs or whatever the fuck. The apartment complex I lived at in phoenix, AZ actually had two perverts including him and the apartment manager, and the housing 'authorities' of HUD did nothing about it. The manager one time was playing full blown porn when I once went over there to ask for something (I was probably age 12-14 at the time.) If poor people could have afforded attorneys back then, that place would have been sued to the sun and back again for all the shit that went on, holy fuck.

Fun fact: One of the girls who bullied a lot of people including me in high school had a mom who was a heroine/coke/drug addict. Said child molester and his brother got her mom to come to their place, got her so fucked up on coke she passed out and him and his brother took turns fucking her and then bragged about it to their friends that lived in the area.

Google 'Dan Bong' of Surprise, AZ. I'm betting the children he attempted to molest was his own two daughters. My mom caught his youngest daughter humping my brother one day in the bedroom when she came over to play with him. She was never allowed back.

Even funner facts, I looked up all these scumbags. Still all welfare scammers, drug addicts, etc. Fucking LOL.

just fuck her dad. the end

Most of it was oral actually. I bottomed every time. Sometimes I miss his dick, but he's married to a girl now.

Ive had pain while peeing and blood in cum, it was kidney stones, i still suffer to this day but getting gelp is important mate, mentally, physicaly and financialy you need to make sure you are some what healthy

did you do a lot of drugs? because i know what you mean when youre losing a grip on reality and i feel like that like a few months into doing them for the first time and shit feel really burnt out and weird, my memory is really fucked now

That was a pointless story that I regret reading. Damn bad writing skills

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Nope, no alcohol, no drugs, no smoking

i like little girls

how little do you like them?

Me to :-)

please.....please kill yourselves

Pretty much, but right now her granddad is in hospital has been in an induced coma for 2 weeks and we are really close to him, he owns the house we live in and have helped us out alot so ive been playing nice son-in-law for the last 2 weeks, i want the old bugger to pull through because she lost her other granddad in march and we want him to be there when we get married, which if he pulls through were gona rush along and just have a barbeque with close friends amd family, because it would mean alot to us for him to be there, but he had an aorta tear, fell out of bed and cracked his head open, hes survived multiple cancers, and we were told he shouldve passed from the tear, but he keeps fighting, we just want 1 more xmas, 1 more birthday and most of all we want a chance to say good bye

About 3 foot

same Q to you

12-16

huh that's almost legal. Some places most of that age range is legal.

Which place is that I need to go

yeah my feelings are fading pretty quickly. i know him through mutual friends. sucks because it's been 3 years since i've felt remotely like this.

>i have honorable doctorate from mathematics and applied informatics but i teach highshoolers-my family thinks im failure because of that
>i fap to wincest
>i own a gun that killed somebody bough it on black market and i knew about it
>fucked my sister-in-law while married
>fucked 2 of my schoolmates (girls) while married
>i often have bad mood because of my drinking problem
>i never worked hard day in my life
>im pretty well financially,my friends often ask for loan/help that im not providing
>im a big hippocrote
>i steal often anything that can be stoled
>i jerk exclisively in pyjama
> i often fight when confronted instead of being calm and reasonable
>i have explosive character
>i look terrible 3/10
>im a very satisfied with myself event though im underachiever amd umderpayed.

>i once payed 260€ for a hooker

Go to mexico mate, i thought the legal age there was quite low, you could find poor families and offer money for virginity devilish plan

when was the last time you dated someone ? Or fucked someone?

Really that sounds right up my alley

Im pretty sure that 12 is legal in mexico if consentual obviously, google it, you wouldnt be the first person to do it i would imagine

it's been about 3 years since i've dated someone, it only lasted a couple months. i haven't fucked anyone in ~2 years. i hooked up with my ex (who is also my roommate), was not worth it and just made things awkward.

that does sound awkward.

What made current crush/titsorgtfo guy different?

How have you managed with no sex for 2 years?

Random question but what threads do you like/lurk here on Cred Forums?

I pick my nose and eat the boogers. I hate myself for it.

I left a rehab facility yesterday and stole 2 computers and a lot of their banking information on my way out the door.

> Sometimes I steal money from my dad to buy dumb shit like food or games. I see it as a loan because I'm gonna give him 5000$ after I finish college
> My ex had an abortion
> Abortion is illegal in my country
> I hate taking shits since I was 7 and I used to held it in for days and sometimes the shit came out bit by bit even though I was in pain, I didn't want to shit.
> I used to get shit on my underwear and my dad used to beat me because of that
> I used to shit once a week because the pain was too much
> I started putting a lot of toilet paper between my ass cheeks to avoid "shitting" my underwear
> Kinda got over it (the shitting in underwear)
> Couldn't stop putting toilet paper between my ass cheeks
> I still hate to shit
> Even after shitting I put toilet paper between my ass cheeks
> I fucked 9 hookers
> I get mad easily
> I seriously considered killing a faggot that used to bother me in high school

i'm not sure why i have feelings for him, i just enjoy his personality. i have a very low libido as it is and i don't like to hook up with people i don't have feelings for. i don't go on Cred Forums often but i usually like looking at the perfect 10 girl threads, confession threads, the more personal oriented threads.

I post nudes of a girl I know from school because I want anons to find her on Facebook or take her phone number and message her to see her reaction ... So far no one texts her but a bunch of Facebook attempts ... I just get joy out of this

perfect 10 girl threads? you consider yourself bi or just like looking?

Does low libido mean you don't / rarely masturbate either? I tink I'd go mad if I didn't cum at least a few times a week.

Anything else to confess?

Care to share?

hey it's just different.. lol

well i'm like that with my gf and i love her lol

> Even after shitting I put toilet paper between my ass cheeks

Well I would hope so...

Nice, have fun!

seek help or kill yourself

Madison conradis Melbourne Fl ... Want her phone number tell me

if you're gonna kill anyone go for a billionaire lol, dare you!

My friends and spray painted swear words and dicks on our school walls outside. The worst one was the dick on brick...had to be sand blasted which was not cheap...school held an assembly offered cash reward for any ifno leading to arrest...no one suspected us...got away scot free...to this day school suspects it was others from a rival school...

My wife's mom is the same way. Fucking bitch won't even acknowledge me. Refuses to be around me. Won't let my in laws come visit because I exist

Darren?

I just like to look, it's fun to imagine myself looking like any of them. I masturbate probably once a month.

my gf has a really low sex drive, and im avery hands on boyfriend, im always playing with her ass etc, and shes a 8/10 and successful, but we havent had sex in like 3 weeks and it hasnt phased her at all. we have tried talking aout it but got nowhere. shes only given me head 3 times in the year we have been together. i love her and i dont want to cheat on her, but i need to fuck and dont know what to do.

My wife is 31 and has never masturbated in any way whatsoever. The closest she came was when I convinced her to run her clit while we fucked one time. She said it was awkward.

Challenge accepted.

I mean, I shit, I wipe my ass clean and then I put toilet paper between my cheeks and walk like that all day.

I currently have a skintag on the shafts of my penis and am in the process of trying to cut it off with a straight razor

I have ibs. I shit about 9 times a day

Ah, I see.

At what stage of the process? Building up your courage? Or are you standing over your desk typing with one hand and sawing with the other?

once a month? That's certainly a low number.

Any fantasies, kinks or fetishes?

Still building up courage. It hurts like a mother fucker, and I'm not a fan of pain. Plus it bleeds a lot. My hands are bloody as fuck. Also, not on the computer, I'm on my phone

postem now or kys

Not really. When I masturbate all I think about is cumming.

It really shouldn't hurt that much.

Geezus I could've gone without reading that.

They aren't skin tags bro. They are warts

It may just be psychological. Take a straight razor to your dick and see how nervous you are. I got it like in half kind of, and it fucking kills. I'm rethinking this idea. I may need to be really drunk for this. The fucking thing just pisses me off so much because it's uncomfortable when I jerk off

See

Impossible. Ive been tested twice since the last time I had sex. It's not multiple. It's just one bastard on the side of my dick

I could post a pic for you, that way you don't have to read it

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huh and that's enough to get you there? I think that's kind of unusual.

good one

It's not impossible. That's what it is. That's the classic spot where dudes get warts on their dicks. And they look exactly like skin tags on your genitals.

I have a fetish with schoolgirls uniforms, I mean, every time I see a schoolgirl in the street I get so hard

I'll post her phone number of someone wants

I haven't had sex in over 5 years user. This fucking thing just showed up one day last month

this one time I called OP a faggot

It's HPV bro. Don't get upset. Pretty much everyone on earth has it. Hack that shit off, but just know that it will probably grow back. Eventually it will go away.

I am your father

I'm trying to hack it off. I've looked into it online. Others have wrapped floss around it to cut off blood flow. Trying this now

What f it grows back with more?

Could just be distraction. A lot of people describe this one. Also could by physiological not mental. Deciding your sick is the quickest way to get sick. Remember that. And we're not all wired the same. I come from a family of hypochondriacs. Sometimes being physically low on one vitamin, can really mess up your whole world.

Why would it grow back with more? It's not a growth, just a piece of hard skin

It won't grow back with more. The same one will regrow if it comes back. Skin tags are usually not very secured to the surface of your skin. Meaning you can grab ahold of it and just yank it off. Yeah it stings for a second and bleeds a bit, but they come right off.
HPV warts look like skin tags but are significantly harder to get off because they are very very well attached

im very depressed and have been slowly planning suicide and have only told one friend she also wants to commit suicide ( i want to die because im convinced i will die alone and no one cares about me)

so how do you get rid of an hpv wart, essentially you have to go to a doctor and get a treatment or what?

What if it isnt just a skin tag or wart though and its some other shit

That's just all pretty bleak

Then u might just well kill some people when your are at it. U Might found a new hobby ;)

You can't really get rid of them per say. It's just like any other wart. The doctor is going to do the same thing you are doing, cut it off. The difference is they might get all of it, and they will use anesthesia. Like i said they will go away on their own after a while.

Whatever it is, it's gone. I hacked the bitch off. Attached is pic of the tag

Well, I know you can't talk people out of it when the mind is made. But it might be a bad ending, when you just need a change.

Yeah her and i have jokrd about killing mentally retarded kids because we share a hatred for them

I'm a racist cheating on my white gf with a nigress

I shit you not. After 11 years shit his become stale and I want to die so why not try to get AIDS

Yeah idk ive been getting worse the past few weeks dont like life like my friend alot to depressed to tell her

I stole paper when I was 11.

I sometimes randomly rape myself

I broke up with her because i have a crush on another woman. I still miss her to this day, i have made a mistake but she hates me now.

Clearly, a lot of people need killing.

That's why you should just cheat. That's what I'm doing.

Years ago, lived in city. 4th floor. Summer, hot as fuck.
Shitty kids loud as fuck outside my window on street. Wont shut up.
Do the only sensible thing. Fill ass with water since I have to shit anyhow.
Duck walk to open window.
Proceed to shoot shit water at kids.
They think its water at first. Then realize what it is. Screaming, running. Worth it.

I'm in love with her. I can't be. She's my little sister. But I am.

I get high for the sole-reason to fap

that is not secret worthy, that is a reason to do anything.

So...you're a normal male. You just admit what everyone wont

Dude. Dude.
I don't know if you're serious, but this is me. I literally only smoke to jerk off. It started maybe 5 years ago, I don't smoke any other times, not before sex or anything. My girlfriend is a smoke to function person, and I'm a smoke to jerk off person. Strange.

Fine, I once fucked a soggy toilet roll

Bro. Thanks so much. I guess I'm not weird!

Everyone likes little girls. Only a certain percentage will admit it

Ooh...tie her up and use a vibrater on her. She'll be doing it every day

>wrx
>chav wanker

>Let's try annal this time

>why can't they be happy that we are happy?
FTFY. And also, because they think you're a cunt and they hope that their daughter will one day regain her senses, dump you and take up with a decent man. They will never stop, and if they do, they will just be pretending to stop.

It is probably wart and will grow back. Go to doctor

If I was a girl, I would not touch anything that had any weird growths on it. Go to doctor

Interesting point of view. There is some merit there

All warts are caused by HPV, if you have a wart you have HPV, there are different types of HPV, and different types of warts, you can spread warts on yourself, it's fucking strange and weird. I've had HPV since I was young, had many warts on my hands, which got removed, and came back. Had them on my feet and some in my nose. I had surgery to get them all removed at once, and took some pills 3 times a day for a couple years, I was young and my parents really wanted to nip this shit. I'm now 29 and haven't had a since wart since, but of course I still have HPV, it doesn't go away. I've had one instance of anal area warts, which I got treated. I tell every partner I have that I have HPV and every one of them had it as well.

I smell a kik thred

>skin tag
>cutting
Don't be a retard. Just tie them close to the shaft with dental floss. Tie tight to cut off the blood supply and they'll drop off in a few days. No blood, no drama.

Is from new Zealand, actually off roads with wrx and doesn't just whine it down the street like fans here in nj. I can respect a wrx if it's used properly.

You guys are all a bit late. It's cut off already. I did do the floss deal to cut off blood flow though

Ah sorry
>wrx
>bogan cunt

I don't even know what Bogan is. Is that some sort of English slang for a kiwi?

fucked my best friend after her engagement party, knocked her up and she gave birth two months before the wedding, her husband and my wife have no idea

>The term bogan (/ˈboʊɡən/[1]) is a derogatory Australian and New Zealand slang word used to describe a person of lower working-class background, whose speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplify values and behaviour considered unrefined or unsophisticated, similar to the English word chav.

I'm in Melbourne too

You're such a gigantic hypocrite - it's hilarious.

i had something like a wart once, really rough and round, cut it off with a bic razor and it just never came back, dont think it was a wart but for the life in me i cant think of anything else it could have been