Waifu claiming thread

Hopefully we don't have any beef.

You sure are are lean.

A cut above the rest.

Joke.

Pun.

Spiderman claimed

Nice insult does it come in original flavour? But seriously original flavour is the fucking best.

youtube.com/watch?v=TzviuBoD0jo

Here is another.
Maybe you'll stop being so self-centred.

Yeah, totally. That's exactly what I'm going for.

>Best fox claimu

I'm not a teen you fuckwit, 11 isnt teenage.

Jeez.

I know it is.

Ayy you're back

Claimed

Good morning cutie~
>checked

Rolling to steal.

>360 video
So this is a thing. No need to show me more about it, I'm sold on the album.

Sorry, I've grown fond of this pasta for some reason.

Stop assuming things.

Hey there. Slept well?

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Hana Song

followers of kek, do not be hesitant
keep meming, and trump will be president

I don't need to, it's obvious and I know you

youtube.com/watch?v=5XRwUny0gno

Yeah.
Want to play Risk later?

>fluffs the tail

Elizabeth claimed.

Hello Alice, how are you?

Is that a waifu for ants?

5kb

I don't know if I can. I think I'll may be busy because of League, but sure. I'll try to make some time for it.

If you find it online, tell me, because I can't.

Renge!
Long time no see

At school. Only one class today though so I'm already almost done

This saddens me chen, haven't we known each other for nine years already?

Also fuck you.
Didn't you said you were going somewhere?

fite irl

Maybe I'm going later, what's wrong, you don't want me here?

I don't fight old people

Don't worry about it if you're busy, I was just wondering love.

you are both children

Get SoulSeek already. I will upload it soon.

I'm 70 and he's like 15 or something

Of course I don't want you here.
You're too smart for me and you're always able to see through my layers, I can't even feel safe with you around

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This fake argument bullshit isn't funny and everyone can see how retarded you both are. Edgy children.

Imm. I need an account for it?

youtube.com/watch?v=32kYH6XZrIo

Okay.
Have you dreamed about anything?

But he's my grandpa IRL

Hardly, you're always so inteligent in your quarries that it's hard for me to even keep up.

What argument?

That's it. I'm fucking done. Fuck this site I've been here for 15 years and the cancer has just become too much!

This

Oh, come on, we both know how nice you are to everyone and you never act superior, you're too good for me.

You do, but it's easy to make one from what I remember. These are the links you need:
slsknet.org/news/user/register
soulseekqt.net/news/node/1

And here's your album:
mega.nz/#F!Dcd02Qxb!oN7mPSWDORsdw1248lQZXA

I haven't had any dreams in awhile, what about you?

Same with you, always kind and light hearted. Especially with that tumblr reject, who was he again?

I just can't remember

Oh wait, it was Chara that's right. You two had lots of fun with each other

>Stop assuming things.
That's rich as fuck, coming from you.

Okay, thanks.
I didn't manage to find it, that's why I asked.

youtube.com/watch?v=t01VmIMipKU

I didn't went to sleep. I've been up for quite a while.

Oh, yeah, I remember. It was such a nice chat and I've been always helping him with stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=smKK1hs--l4

He showed me this, didn't knew he had such a good taste in music.

You still have a good memory, don't you, gramps?

I always liked you because of your honest relationship with Miho, even if he always cared more than you did, and I was surprised he was so loyal and you never got cucked.

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Oh yeah, silly me.
How are you doing?

>Mass of Fermenting Dregs
I like that album a lot, didn't get to listen to anything else from them yet though. First track is my favourite, a lot of emotion is put into those guitar riffs and how they develop.
I need to head off for a bit, laters.

>Tired as fuck at work
>Get in car to go home
>Put on music
>Beat of the Rising Sun
>It's morning so the sun is in fact rising
>Flying down the highway at 100 mph
>Get home
>No longer tired
>Have to be up in about 6 hours for more DMV stuff
JUST KILL ME NOW!

I don't have alzheimer's yet.

>even if he always cared more than you did
Well it's not my fault, I guess I just couldn't contain my sexual urges towards high schoolers.

I find one thing in Warframe very odd, Laser weapons fire projectiles with travel time, but bullet weapons are hitscan

My queen
How are ya?

Heroin should put you right to sleep.

here

Okay, have fun.

I'm just listening to music for now, how about you?

Yeah, you were too good for him.
Here is a tank.

Touka claimed

Eh.

Cute tank
youtu.be/UbFS8Fet0MI

I'm out

good riddance edgefag

:^)

Just talking to you and drinking coffee, because I know it's your favorite :^)

(^:

Looky here then.

Hello and goodbye

youtu.be/ZkHo7KiY-TI

See you later.

Stop drinking so much coffe. Its bad..

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Goodbye, teacher.
Take care.

Tomoko!
Morning
Very nice choice
Good to see you

y is there an s in images.jpg?

Objectively best Dangan boy.

How else am I going to stay alive?

yuno. my entire house is cold now

Taskmaster claimed

My alcohol collection just continues to grow faster than I can drink it.

That's how you know that you're old af.

26. Try again.

Damn whats wrong with the weather there?
Wait did we swap? Because I'm sweating my ass off

Do you feel alive?

Have you tried drinking faster?

You have until your liver fails

Morning Wiafu!

I knew that you were somewhere in the 20s. Still worth the insult.

well its starting to get close to winter. maybe you should start a fan up

I don't feel anything.

hey beautiful
its septembre, i always thought atumn came first
but i have been wrong about more things
you think i havent tried that? im bathing in ice cream and wind

Thats a lot of expensive scotch. And some mixers. And a nearly full bottle of Patron silver.
If you feel that way.

The obvious solution is to stop buying alcohol.

ehh its colder. oooo i want mint ice cream

Not even when I'm around?

>Sup rory

You and coffee are the exceptions.

But then how will I go from work to Pathfinder every fortnight? Just leave bottles of alcohol in my bag for 8 hours, unattended, at a uni?
Sup. Just playing some Fire Emblem while trying to sleep to Infected Mushroom.

Aw.

I like infected mushroom
I mean, they are fine
im just playing evelyn jungle

Flasks cunt.

Don't mind me, just claiming best waifu.

>mint ice cream
never heard of it, im eating some regular ice cream no flavour
it sounds gross though

whorebocaust

What, just unlabeled? How will I know what the mixer is? Why would I only bring a flask to a social gathering?
You making people pop yet?

G A S T H E K O R B O C U N T S

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mint chocolate chip? you have never heard of it? its my favorite flavor and regular ice cream as in vanilla?

I got counter-jungled by a Lee in early. Pretty fucked up game. Managed to win. Carried by Ezreal.

>wearing your trip

The laziness of posting pics earlier.
Do you want chocolate? I like sweets.

FlaskS cuuuunt

>caring about the type of alcohol you're drinking
If it ain't baileys or kahlua just fling some coke in the bitch and get fucked up

DELET

Sure love.

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Claiming best waifu, everything else is trash tier.

Sounds like a decent Lee then. The right pressure to the right people.
>you may have gotten trips
>but you want me to mix single malts
How new to drinking are you exactly?

>cum all over her face
>best waifu

Your opinion is obviously shit.

im good just bought food

Let's eat sweets together.

Yeah, he was pretty good imo. His botlane.. not quite.

>>cum all over her face
That's clearly mayonnaise dumbass. So rude tonight.

after googling i see that it exists but im still not convinced. especially with the choclate part
no not vannilia just a rocket ice.
literal translation
its just, i dunno
dont you just have bland popsicles there?
nice
what did ya buy?

No
your waifu is a whore

>mayonnaise all over her face
>best waifu

Phew lad

sandwich and a ice cap

Rude, and not even true.

Very true
She is also furryshit

So what's going on today in /waifu/

Your waifu only has one tail

Korbo a shit

yuno this isnt ok. we need to get you some of this ice cream. i dont know what bland Popsicle tastes like

Okay, Sweetie~

die

water

But it's the best tail.

quality > quantity

Got a problem with mayonnaise son

I-I can't choose my waifu.

whats an ice cap?
sandwich consisting of?
hell no, im keeping my mouth closed. that sound horrible
see pic, thats what i just had

>yuno

Both your waifus are furryshit

kill me

greek wrap and an iced cappuccino

C-can I cl-claim both?

thats just ice
mayo isnt that good
yuno please i wouldnt lie to you. its amazing and oh just a rocket pop thing huh

found out the girl i got the number from only wanted notes what do i text her to show im pissed off?

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1 word

i am cancer

>Damage control

Don't lie, you know having many nice tails is better

>Heresy.jpg

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Devilishly cute.

I'm claiming this.

>inb4 furry

oh nice, not a fan of iced coffee though
plans for the friday?
i know but taste differ and i know what i dont like
>mint and choc
no fucking please

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furry

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no its too late now. you at least need to have a bite

>go home
>play fallout 4
>have inner dialogues about people I hate

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

make me
great plan
how about some league later?
and some outer dialogue with people you like?

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yeah Ill play league should be home around 5 still at school atm

if i ever see you i will.

Hello queen

A qt

yea i cant either right now
what class are you having?
right
you probably cant even reach my mouth
no u

Don't get mad next time when I late answer, okay~?

hey fran

atm im on break but i have communications in 2 hours

Yo

Home

tsun

We all a qt

So how are you doing?

Hello there

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my arms can reach and you would like it

im alright just sitting around might do something devious in a minute

I was worried you were ignoring me.
You have to promise me you won't~

You know I wouldn't ignore you.

>Blocking out Tatsumi's face

?
Hello Fran

dere

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WHO THE HELL IS TATSUMI!

Isn't he Esdeath's boyfriend or something?

Like league?

How are you, my friend?

QUADS DONT LIE NIGGER

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I can't decide my 'waifu', please decide for me.

Boku no pico

CHECKED
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K
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I AM HER PET/BOYFRIEND

no

Garrett-chan claimed~

Esdeath's canon lover, cuccboi

oh cool.
My brother majored in that, you like it?
how you doing?
someone has confidence
nuh uh
i can hold your arms down
i will never like it

not according to my get

That's a girls name right?

Runescape
You?

Yeah she's from Keit-ai

Claiming

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not in my cannon hmph

its ok honestly just wanna go home

FUCK!

Then what?

Well a qt just told me I am a qt, so of course I am!

Nice novel.

?
I'm okay. Making lunch

>>>>>>>>>>>Missing imperial arms mark
DISGUSTING, GET THAT FAKE ASS ESDEATH OUTTA MY FACE

are you like 6? you havent even tried it

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You don't "decide" your waifu
She finds you

tsun
dere

again?
you left while playing it and now you here playing it once more
sleep good?
hah i feel ya
my friday is amazing so i have been home for 7 hours
who called you cute?
i will end him
im a big boy!
i dont wannaaaa

>yuno

Didn't expect someone to find here who knows.

Can't go wrong with Yuno Gasai.

Wish I was gay

You did silly!

>I wish a qt guy did irl

Fran

yuno please
Fran tell Yuno mint chocolate chip is good ice cream

the new thread is up

Slept surprisingly well for trying to sleep early

>You Know

Lily Sugarbean?

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