ITT we work at a office

ITT we work at a office

Goddammit, who ran off 50 copies of thier dick and left them in the copier?

user, have you finished those tps reports?

"uhhh yess sir right here"

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>*cough*

ITT, people who have never worked in an office, pretend what it's like to work in an office

mfw I work in an office

Guess who hooked up with the new girl, bitches? Haha smell my fingers. Btw shitters clogged

Roll

Brian stop fucking with the new coffee machine that's disgusting

Hey! It was me! I'm such a trickster haHA.
No it wasn't I was just messing with you. ;D
Alright, i'm gonna get back to work, no one act to crazy now!

"So how was last night?"

I can't wait to get the fuck home.

Great. I'm going to need that stapler and have you move your desk into the bathroom.

Fuck a Keurig. Where is the intern? I need a fucking venti

Oy lads, just wanna let you know, now we've all had our coffee, that I spiked the sugar with LSD - HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!

"can i get midget porn on here?"

"R-right here sir, sorry for the delay, my girlfriend needed my help unclogging our shower... Mr. user, I have a seminar for my psych class coming up next Thursday, so could I get the day off for that?"

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PAY CHECK?!

Who the fuck keeps eating my lunch? So help me god I am going to shoot up this place like it was Sandy Hook! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

b/ is full of autistic retards

>b/

Fuck fuck fuck guys, can someone ake this call? I severely over trusted a fart....

How many times have I told you guys to take care of Rainboy? Now he's throwing a fit again. Put him to work at the photocopier for christ's sake!

Last time we did that he put his dick in the paper tray. Can't we just lock him in the supply closet and hope he finds bleach to drink?

But last time we did THAT, social services were on our back for a week!

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What's your name, son?

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Open a window, ya smelly cunt

a farting bug, son of a bitch

Robert we talked about workplace violence for literally 3 hours at the last staff meeting..

Late as usual, Tyrone

Don't talk to him, he's a smelly bug.

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Fuck off, Randy

Fuck off, Randy

AYO WHATS POPPIN'

If you guys dont get your work you are fired!!! >:(((

Hey guise... firewall is off. Nah mean?

Fuck you, Brad. I know.. yea I know

i hate you

Yo, Names Brad G. G for Gay

Hi, I'd like to take a moment of your time to talk about the wage gap between men and women within the office.

YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME FAG?!

How do you print a gif? Jake just sent the funniest thing ever

*Waiting for fist bumps

Continue...

YOU WANNA GO?

I'd like to talk about the gap between your legs

Hehe you got a gap?

YEAH LETS GO!

YOU WANNA GO BRO!?

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Jesus man. Keep it real for once

YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!!!

>works at an office
>posts nigger
>work
>nigger
>pick one newfriend

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In his defense, I'm certain everybody has fucked your wife.

Printed yesterday

Hey I need help with my report, can I get some input guys?

Soo why are you always here so early?

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Fortune 500 company.. what the fucking fuck, Lewis?

Holy crap! Look at the whiteness!! And the edges!! Oh god!!

It's almost 12, Noah. And don't tell me about the traffic you walk to work

Don't fuck with me Gilbert. You going to help or not?

I'm busting my ass off here, am I getting that promotion or what?

Where's my stapler, w-who took my stapler, I, I s-swear I'm going to burn this p-place down if I don't get my s-stapler back.

Why can't I get on Facebook?

KEVIN DID YOU FUCKING SIT ON MY CHAIR AGAIN?

This guy has a stutter. Threat is probably legit.

lunch time bingo, lets stay in late tonight

It's time to die you cunts!

Why don't we just kill the faggot boss?

We are going to kill that fag first!