You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass

You are at Gamestop and this guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass.

What do you do Cred Forums?

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Best the shit out of him. What else would one do?

My girlfriend left me yesterday.

RIP, I'm your girlfriend now user

Politely tell.him that harambe cart 64 doesn't actually exist.... But that he can have a free banana

ask him if he is buying nba street or madden

Fucking kek

Rip off his pants and suck his bbc.

Call the police because the store is being robbed

Can you buy video games with food stamps

>y-you t-too..

"Jokes on you, faggot - she has a dick!"

"Holy shit, LeBron, can I get your autograph??"

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Reload while my wife shoots him.

call him a nigger faggot, since my gf is a trap.
the joke's on him.

Ask my girlfriend why she's slapping her own ass.

Tell him about the Cavs' comeback from 3-1. He'll sit in the corner trying to figure out how the Golden State Warriors choked. Fuck my girl in the storage room of the GameStop

Trick question. You're at Gamestop, you don't have a girlfriend

Perform fatality on him.

Laugh while i watch her kick his ass.

Thank him for the hi5

Real cuck here.

I'd offer to shake his hand then introduce my wife to him, explain our situation then ask if he's free on the weekend for some fun.

Currently we have 3 dedicated bulls and my wife is 2 months pregnant with one right now.

Call the zoo and tell them that one of their apes got loose.

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why
honestly

A nigger at a mall? Dangol' swoppityswoop niggers

You going to take care of the kid?

Are you from Sweden?

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Fetish and we both enjoy it
We discussed it, the bull wants no claim to it, so I'll adopt him as my own. I'm unable to have children after having my balls removed years prior because my wife felt it best.

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>bull wants no claim to it
Typical nigger.

Stretch that nigger out.stomp that ass.

Call the police and watch him get shot

That was my first thing that came to my mind

Fucking kill yourself you pathetic little fag

Shoot him with my .357 and yell the cops he had a gun

i don't have a gf

slap his ass back

Do a 360 and walk away

I'd have sex with his girlfriend in one of the aisles and force him to watch.

lolz

You mean a 720° turn, right faggot?

Rape the nigger to assert my dominance.