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>woke up at 2am
>...
>went 2 work

What kind of work do you do, OP?

>fixed some tractors

Obviously he's a fucking accountant.

Shit. Complete and utter shit. GF and i broke up fucking done being gay /b how do i stop

how come?
>the dog just pulls on it's lead and makes me feel like an asshole because it chokes itself.
mine does that when she's really excited
get it a harness if it insists on pulling. at least then it can breathe.
>What's this thread all about?

idk man im bored and couldn't find any good threads or think of anything to make a thread about
y tho
ww2 is interesting

watchugonna play?
im a mechanic with normal ish work hours i just have a retarded sleeping patter but i dont mind because it means i get to shitpost and ride dildos for hours before i have to go anywhere
>done being gay
wat

idk really maybe ark, CoH or maybe some total war. Reinstalled minecraft so I could play with the missus but we couldnt get the multiplayer to connect so I might have another look at it

> Im a Dyke

I mean I might an hero

>y tho
why not?

i never into minecraft
looks comfy but community just puts me off
makes sense
you should keep being gay though its cute

why did you break up anyway?
y tho
i mean i could but then its just a butt thread
there are already threads for that

lol yeah I know what you mean I stopped playing ages ago but then got back into it cause she was like "multiplayer" so Now I'm like building a wee castle.

I like Ark but fuck its hard

>same dubs

been meaning to try ark
looks fuckin badass
>Girls annoy boys disappoint wut do
same thing in my experience
but i still only like other boys

messy breakup dunno if i still care about girls anymore. at least guys fuck off after screwing you over

oh its good like but hard. I got fuckin rekt by a giant snake like three times in a row just trying to get my pack and reclaim my inventory

just kill the bitch and find someone better
hard games are the best games

>i mean i could but then its just a butt thread
>there are already threads for that

ok then don't
but why start a thread with a pic like that then?
you made it partly about your body when you posted the pic

yeah until you get 3000lb of snake up ur butt then you're like "awwwwwwwwwwww daaaaaaaaaaaaamn"

great.
slept plugged and woke up horny as fuck.
played with myself in the shower.
first time cumming from anal play.
finished game of thrones. now im workin.

small town cant kill the slut without havint normies finding out i like the V

I think I'm gay but I need to end up with a girl or I'll feel awful for my family and think that I've failed at life

There is still a general rule of thumb. He needs to break down a nug to actually see the density, then gauge it after that.

Did I tho
Some of us like things up our butts tho
Gayest thing in that list was game of thrones :^)
Same shit here

Idk man just drink tea and be relaxed until you don't even give a fuck
Nah
Go and be gay. You only fail at life if you die with regrets

But my regret will be that I didn't marry a girl and have kids and make my family proud

stonner after my own heart. Im not giver her the chance though. we are literally the only lesbains in maybe 50 miles

>Some of us like things up our butts tho

well yes I do too but like not when its venomous and kills my wee man....thats not a euphamism

No
Why would you Care about that? If they aren't proud regardless then they never loved you in the first place
Where you at tho

This.
>cant stop getting dubs feels good

NZ

I was waiting for someone to realize I posted that. I meant to post it in a different thread.

pretty fag-free until i stumbled upon this thread

there's always tomorrow i guess

post dick

mildly applicable here so, kek

Sneks are cute
Makes sense
Small towns and shit. Same kinda thing here
I think I'm the only cute guy within 100 miles.
Legit Fuck small towns
Wow good post
Nope

Picture is not op. Look at the file name. Fake as fuck

its a fucking hassle right

It is me but you can believe whatever you want since this thread isn't even about lewds
Need to move asap honestly

not this snek its too big and bitey

The trips through
Its nice living in the south though minus the homophobes

It's just frustrated because everyone thinks he's scary
Lived in the same tiny ass UK town for years. Sure it's pretty but everything else is trash. Not worth

Have a low key thing for country girls so im limited in where i should move

kek well he aint making friends biting everyone. Bad bald caterpillar

Somewhere still countryside ish but within a short drive or long walk of a city. That's what I want.
How do you know it wasn't a kiss

cause my bloody health went down

The dream is real

Maybe you are allergic to kisses
Tfw saw some grills holding hands and I thought it was really cute but I also did the "ha! Gay!" Thing and ran away

n-no I have had kisses with boys and girls and enjoyed it every time but I never lost any health from it

got a stiffy tho 8^)

Yea that happens to me too if I kiss a cute

its nice but awkward cause then your willy presses against theirs and you're like "Naow wadda we doo?"

yea but then you do the thing

no thats sinful

so is getting boners

no cant help that