Ok

im not trolling

too special etc.

i haven't actually watched anything on tv in years so me neither

I'm waiting with bated breath for the medium to just fucking die.

Okay, but, then, and I already know the answer - Why not an IRC room? A discord? A skype call?
The reason you're in threads like this is because you know it's undesirable, the appeal of someone recognizing you specifically on an anonymous image board screams out to what we call the "ego".
therein, no good reasons. just general glorified trolling.

i hope it does too but then next thing you know ad blockers are illegal because "muh revenue"

havent seen this in a long time

Why not e621? Why not u18? Why not furaffinity? There are better places to go for porn too, and you chose here.

Also yeah my ego is the size of a small moon and/or space station, but it's because I know I'm very excellent. It's a good feeling.

Yeah I'm not exactly looking forward to boss nigger handing control over the internet to the fucking UN.

me neither
that can only end badly

It's mostly happenstance, really. Posted here a couple of times way back, saw some interesting convo, joined in on it. I think the random, unsheltered nature of these threads are part of the appeal, you never know who's gonna open their mouth and who's gonna say what.

>I know I'm very excellent.
I concur.

"Hi"
"Hi. I like your image"
"Thanks. it's from a thing."
"Wow, I haven't seen that thing. It's a thing that might not be a thing in the future".
"Yes."
>thinktank

i used to have a nice little fap folder of self-selected images from threads like this, where a general pool of good tastes might come together to share their collections.
now we're lucky if one of twenty images in these threads is worth looking at, let alone saving.

e621 is a cess pool where the content is only salvageable with a plethora of blacklisted tags, a grabber program, and free time in irfan to delete the weird stuff.

it's not the same. and nothing has improved.

"Hey, notoriously censorship-heavy world-hegemony with no equivalent to the first amendment and no real accountability to the people of any country—wanna have absolute control over the most important communication medium of the modern era?"

Fucking Obama dude.

T-thanks.

Honestly dude if you've gone to that much trouble to collect porn I've got terrible news for you: you need a new fucking hobby.

When people are mean get no heals.
This is the weight of their sins.

You feel your sins crawling down your back.

Point proven, trolling is the goal, and the ego is the fuel.

Have fun finishing high school

and it's not like the US gov. owns the internet, they just spy on everything on it.
i remember doing this back in the day
good times

Thought you were Wallace at first.

you didn't prove that point..

If trolling was the goal, I'd be doing a really good job of it since you sound mad, but it really isn't.

We don't..."own" it per se but I think we technically control it.

I'm sneaky like that. Probably a ninja IRL. You'll never know.

I can say with certainty you are no ninja.

That's exactly what I want you to think.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468982262096.webm

Aren't you like a blubber nugget though?

under technicalities they control most of the internet they know about, i'd say. but it's definitely not the right of a single country to give control over it to the UN, it's just as much the people's tool as it is the government's.

>i used to have a nice
>now we're lucky if
You speak as if there has been any change. It has always been like this.

It's a good feeling. I revel in it too.

But if that were true, would you want to risk it by telling that to him? He could see through the ruse you just revealed to him.

golden

Is that a weird way of saying fat? I'm not fat.

I wouldn't be confident there's a lot of the internet the US government is unaware of. We're not good at many things but we're really good at spying.

And "right" is irrelevant here, ability is what matters.

Telling squishles the truth is obviously not strategic but I'm just too naturally honest.

Damn, that brought me back.

>didn't tweet the rest of it
I'm disappointed in you, tiny bird.

Post tummy then.

yeah i guess so
it seems the world just gets even shittier every day than i thought it already did

can i be a ninja too subby

1. I'm at work
2. I have pledged never to post my tummy publicly since dom wants to see it and was obsessed for a little while.

Nah dude it's fine Trump will win and reconquer Eurabia from the Muhammadan hordes.

Unless you're attempting to confuse him further by feigned unstrategic behaviour.

You're certainly small enough.

Send it in private.

as long as you continue posting not-matsus you can be a part of my naruto ninja clan, believe it, etc

I will ask nef to supply gay headbands

My tactics are NEXT LEVEL.

See point 1. If you ask later, sure.

when he gets in he should fucking kill trudeau

Honestly we should just annex Canada and keep it as a protectorate/territory like puerto rico

tbh i'd be okay with that

i'm really not small.
i'm 5'9" now

deal
what village are we from

sound since I think literally the only thing we have in common is music and there's not a gay village

man I should read the rest of naruto, it's def a part of my childhood but the memes have made it untouchable

all fucking leafs are going to be treated like second class citizens though

not the white ones, they'll be one-and-a-half class citizens

Then apparently that level has already been figured out. I just need more substance to finish the pattern.

Then your last flicker of hope for becoming a ninja has gone out.

no, it has not.

picking clint eastwood and raccoons out of my downloads isn't the same as badgers and goats.

it's not.
the goal is different.
less exclusive.
more mature.
sorry, but you are wrong, and i understand it's because you are new, and the people in these threads will always be too new to ever understand.
so you're pardoned.

No, I meant the white ones. We're marching your injuns into the sea and sending everyone else back where they came from. Via trebuchet.

Oh dude you are like a little baby next to my immense power.

my little brother is rewatching naruto and i watched some of it with him
it's really not as cool now as i thought it was when i was a kid

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I only ever read it, it seemed pretty neat at the time. Given a choice between watching a show and reading a comic I choose the latter 99/100 times.

meh, nothing of value was lost

youtube.com/watch?v=1_aTKNAo9vY

white leafs to be put on perpetual probation since trudeau demonstrates that you clearly can't be trusted

i think the show looks better tbh
jjjjjust turn on those *sub*titles

trudeau's probably the shittiest of the libs and needs to die with Kathleen Wynne next to him

but then you can't listen to music at the same time

oh he's getting drawn and fucking quartered
I don't know who Wynne is because leaf politics aren't really that relevant here

oh, she's a cunt who reformed the education of sex ed to make teachers teach kids "gender identity theory" and that genders are a social construct among others as if they were facts

not if you mute it
hence subtitles

I sentence her to death by rape. What a horrid she-devil.

but then you could just read the damn thing and it'd go faster too

she deserves it.

BUT MUH COLORS

Well, that of course depends on how old we're talking about. Apparently more than 5 years at least, in which case, I would not be in a good position to say anything. But that in turn leads me to question your motivation for bringing the subject up in the first place. You wanted to rant? To be acknowledged? Any one of the reasons I can think of involve the very thing you accuse us of, the gratification of your own ego.

You sound sure.

I'm so sorry.

what if i steal some of subby's smallness

These colors don't run.

God, the catharsis.

Have I EVER been unsure of ANYTHING?

I'm only an inch shorter than you fam

You could instead donate several inches to him.

I'm sure you have.

Yeah but I pretend not to be. Better to ask forgiveness than permission and all that.

i've never actually heard (or remember hearing) this word and am googling it

I'm basically an educator.

the colors run with their hands behind their backs
i ran like that at one period of my life, no lie

yeah, i'll give him inches alright..

God I am so proud of myself that I never got to that level of autism.
>yeah, i'll give him inches alright..
pardon

I'm not sure that's always applicable.

Did you remember to bring a ruler?

not a very good one

i remember i was running The Turkey Trot, too. never had i ran so fast ever...
>pardon
oh, well y'see, i'm what they call "gay"; which means I like to insert my penis, which is serval inches long, into other men's bums. It's kinda like doing a funny little dance, but it can get very noisy.

I only have a protractor.

It's worked out for me so far. I mean, apply it to sex. Ok, so you didn't get explicit consent, but now it's happened, they can't get unraped...

Oh no I'm absolutely terrible at that part of the job, it's a damn good thing I'm so good at all the other bits.

The turkey trot? The crazy thing is that's the gayest part of your post, whatever the fuck it is.

>several inches
how many several

the turkey trot was a little marathon my school did in elementary school, sorta like a walk for cancer or something like that. every lap we ran we got a Popsicle stick, and it lasted for like an hour.
I remember several kids passed out one year because it was so hot outside and they didn't bring water.
>how many several
7ish

i wouldn't know entirely what the other bits are other than marking and class prep

Nothing is funnier than small children running around in circles like naruto and passing out from dehydration.

Well, few things.

>7ish
Well then.

I'm not a teacher. The educating part of my job is insignificant, the title is technically "Best Poster of all Time"

whatever you want to say, man

anyways, i'm gonna go. have fun

The elementary school I went to did this. We had a couple kids pass out one year. Crosswinds?

most kids just walked
but i'm not most kids

shame i'm not the type to top

i'm from florida
probably not

holy shit, that video is awesome, twist at the end killed me. Who made it?

unnoticed because everyone was scared of badger and skipped your number lol :D. I came back coz I wanted something but I don't remember what, hmmm.

I do say literally everything I want to, yes.

>not topping with those endowments
You're THROWING AWAY A GODDAMN GIFT

And murder?

I think three is sufficient for him to become a ninja.

probably dick

well you can't get unkilled either.

the only topping i want are pizza toppings.
i'm pretty well rounded, a good verse i guess.

I'd say not getting killed at all sounds preferable.

A good verse? I'm more of a chorus. Or an entire choir's worth of magnificence and beauty.

That's hardly up to you, though.

well, I see your re are just a little faggyloser.

My animal destroy your withing a secont.

you know what i mean, you big gay oaf.
>an entire choir's worth of magnificence and beauty
g-glorious
i'm imaging an entire row of heavy black ladies singing about how you ride dick while you stand triumphantly forward, conducting them.

My chorus isn't just black ladies. There's also black men. I need tenors and baritones and basses just as badly. You can't capture my magnificent homosexuality without the entirety of the human vocal character.

i didn't know you had such a taste for chocolate.

Oh I don't, I'll never date a black guy again after my last experience, but they're a remarkably good source of musical talent.

thats my favorite gote pic
>i'll never date a black guy
so what does your "deal breaker" list look like now?

Less than 50% white. Shorter than me. BMI > 30 unless you're a colossus of muscle (above 25 is acceptable but start exercising just for health, I like chubby dudes). Afraid of guns.

The second one is the only really shallow thing, I think.

>shorter than me
have fun with that
>afraid of guns
don't you really like guns tho?

actually completely disregard that post

Yeah I was about to say, impressive reading comprehension.

i forgot that we were talking about deal breakers

yeah and it's kinda you that said it to begin with

into the box with you

Thinkin about booty.

i'm gonna photoshop osomatsu into that box now

...

also there's this one jewish kid I play melee with
he sucks at the game but holy shit he's so cute

THAT IS WHERE HE BELONGS

same nibi, same.

sounds like you need to teach him how to smash
properly

...

He's not a degenerate homosexual. It's terrible, I want his dick and cannot have it.

...

GOOD
Now you know how I feel watered down 10,000 times over.

Aha! I always knew you wanted dick!

I like dick, idk.

Nibi's secret lust for cock filling his various orifices—revealed at last.

...

...

This is news?

wow, good job.

well we used to pretend he was a top

Excellent. Never post that on /k/ because they won't get it and that's where the picture's from originally.

...

thanks honeybun

why is asriel in a box with guns associate with /k/?

...

/arg/, the thread about ar15s, has avatarfags. The bird, lizards and asriel are all featured avatars.
Gotta go, bye.

bye

True, but in general, I prefer to not do anything final.

badja

...

nibster

How are you bbycakes?

I'm alright. The sickness is subsiding and I'm watching Penny Dreadful. How's it going on your end?

contemplating going back to sleep.

Sleeping is fun. I wish I could do more of it.

Sleep with me.

cya badj

there are no shotas here, darwin

bai nib

>there are no shotas here

not true

This place grows more egregious by the day.

i'm sorry

...

kinda want tacos again

Oh, I typed that in response to Badj's post before I saw yours, but it did not go through because the previous captcha expired. I miss my passes.

hard or soft

it was a sarcastic apology anyway, i know i'm an utter joy

i dont think they have hard tacos

Seems about the same to me.

You are.

i was being sarcastic there too

he is

not even a hard inside a soft taco?
u g h

what's even the point of that

every day i do this with your son

odds so you can eat a hard taco without the shell shattering and all the everything falling out of it

remove odds

where's your sense of adventure

A Jedi craves not these things.

Is it you Kara?

in other parts of my life that aren't food

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kara

it can be

odds pizza
evens burgur

be my kara

i'm too smol

odds: sandwich
evens: tacos

that shouldn't stop you

enjoy your sandwich fag

maybe

be nice

Go for tacos.

the problem is that i need to eat NOW and they don't serve tacos at this time for some reason

you wouldn't have this problem if you had a stovetop or could fry beef

did you forget that i live in the dorms

hell or even a microwave

no, but i do think it's bullshit they don't give students in dorms access to a kitchen.

i paid as much for my dining plan as i did for my room, i'm not microwaving food

go enjoy your sandwich, you dingdong

Choked

check those numbers

Dorms suck.

or THESE numbers

dorms are great

dorms are cool
i remember high school sucked cause a lot of my friends lived out in other counties or districts and everybody lives nearby here

your numbers are weak

shush, jailbait

badj gets cool numbers
like quad sixes

badj can go suck a fat one